Banjo and Kazooie for Smash thread. it seem likely they'll be revealed at E3!
Banjo and Kazooie for Smash thread. it seem likely they'll be revealed at E3!
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Awesome!
Doubtful. I think you'll see a remake of Banjoke at E3 and nothing more.
I love them so much
Nintendo wants to draw in new demographics with the Smash DLC. Don't see a reason for Nintendo to add Banjo if Steve can attract the zoomers and Master Chief can attract the FPS fans.
its actually amazing me at this point how smashfags are latching onto new bullshit everyday to try and justify why certain characters are and aern't in
fact is none of your "evidence" means anything. Sakurai will add literally whoever the fuck he wants.
The DLC was decided by Nintendo with Sakurai's input. We knew this from day 1.
>it seem likely they'll be revealed at E3!
How, literally what proof or evidence do you have for this suggestion
>How, literally what proof or evidence do you have for this suggestion
his ass
>Banjies love to stuff things in their ass
Checks out.
Just give up banjokes. Steve has won.
Now we're talking.
>DLC will be characters like Joker
>banjo likely
I wonder what's it's like to live with a small brain like yours
Hey there, Paddypoop! I’ve heard your little steve server finally kicked the bucket. I hope those pesky little banjo boys didn’t REALLY get you down, did they?
I guess it’s a good thing you guys have a NEW discord server. It would be a shame if someone, say, posted the link to it though...
I am hoping they make it in. I am wondering what related items they can place in the game like jinjos.
>a game with Banjo and Tooie, and Nuts and Bolts on Switch
Nice.
Delusional Banjokes
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out of his Collectathon comfort even when Rareware threw millions at him
> Only had one good game
>Main evented the lowest drawing Nintendo system of the '90s
>Main evented the second lowest drawing Xbos exclusive of the '00s
>Tanked the buyrate of Rare Replay so hard his remaster was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the AAA picture outside of the N64 because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 10th best member of Diddy Kong Racing
>Only the 9th best member of Banjo Pilot
>His gibberish speak was cringeworthy
>His ugly yellow pants was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEAR AND DA BIRD""""""""
>Shit taste in video games
>Shit gimmicks
>Failed at getting over with the Xbros crowd so badly he was reduced to a bonus costume in Minecraft which actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was being one of 12 N64 games that actually sold more than a million copies
>Is the video game equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2005 game that Conker of all people had to take the spotlight off him
>spent the latter part of his career buried by superior young talent
Oh hey you posted it again. Not nice to post lies.
Keep seething as the truth is espoused, Banjoke.
I'm a Wario main.
Keep projecting and you'll get that rent free bear outta your head. Shame about your discord going down.
Banjo did shit for gaming retard, the biggest impact he had on the business was giving Playtonic enough leverage to swindle 2 Million dollars from sad millenial manchildren who can't grow up and let go of the past.
Is this the character you really want to be featured in Smash?
Banjo kazooie sure is great!
Good thing Playtonic doesn't own Rare Ware or Banjo, huh?
Keep seething though.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reminder, Stevefags think the Banjofags paid off the mods of Yea Forums to ban them. It has to be that and not the constant stream of shit posting they do. Hourly. No. Surely it was the Banjofags buying off the mods favoritism.
FUCK BANJO, FUCK STEVE, THIS IS A GODDAMN SPIDERMAN THREAD NOW
PARTY BLOCKER IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>discord goes down
>they're going insane
>banjo spies are still in their ranks
THAT'S ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU CONTRARIAN IDIOTS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOUR HORRIFIC LITTLE BEAR IS NOT GETTING ANOTHER GAME! YOU SO DESPERATELY CLING TO THE IDEA OF YOUR CEREAL MASCOT DESIGN OF A BEAR GETTING INTO WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY THE VIDEO GAME HALLF OF GAME, AND IT DISGUSTS ME! IT IS UTTERLY PUTRID! STOP! FUCKING STOP! MINECRAFT RUNS FUCKING CIRCLES AROUND THE BANJO KAZOOIE FRANCHISE, IT IS OBJECTIVELY MORE POPULAR AND MEMORABLE, AND 30+ YEARS FROM NOW MINECRAFT WILL BE FONDLY REMEMBERED WHILE BANJO WILL BE ESSENTIALLY WIPED FROM EXISTENCE. HE'S NOT GETTING IN. HE'S NEVER FUCKING GETTING IN. STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. BANJO. AND BEFORE YOU BAFOONS LEAVE ANY BRAINDEAD COMMENTS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'VE HEARD EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THE BOOK. NONE OF YOU COME EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO BEING WITTY OR CHARMING. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN. STEVE IS IN.
Refugeeposting was funny for the first couple of days. Now it just reeks of stale meme.
Here's hoping the bear gets in next week or whenever e3 is.
When IS e3 anyway?
Hey, fellow Googlefags, how's it going? Just another few weeks until E3 where we get Banjo's announcement. Oh, what's this? Some attempt to debunk the leak? Sounds like it'd be good for a la- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE L....LEAK IS REAL ONLY NINTENDO COULD BUY THE ADS THEY........THEY CAN'T DO THIS BROS FUCK PUSHDUSTIN FUCK EL SCORCHY FUCK ALL STUPID FRAUD LUCKY GUESSING INSIDERS ITS NOT FAIR SAKURAI ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I WANT MY BEAR AND BIRD I WANT ARTORIAS I WANT DOOM SLAYER I WANT HAYABUSA OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD ANYTHING BUT THIS PLEASE DON'T LET STEVE AND ERDRICK BE IN PLEASE NO PLEASE OH MY GOD NO NON ONONONONOO Y...YOU GUYS LOOK IT IS REAL WTF SAKURAI WANTED TO ADD BANJO SINCE MELEE SO HE HAS TO BE IN WAIT BANJO WAS NEVER CONSIDERED FOR SMASH?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS REAL ITS GOT TO BE REAL ITS REALLY REALLY GOT TO BE REAL GUYS LISTEN PLEASE LISTEN BANJO IS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANJO IS IN I FUCKING PROMISE BANJO IS IN WE ARE GETTING BANJO WE ARE GETTING ARTORIAS WE ARE GETTING DOOM SLAYER AND RYU HAYABUSA SAKURAI WHAT THE FUCK I TRUST YOU PLEASE DONT FUCK IT UP PLEASE DONT MAKE THE E3 REVEALS SHIT NO IT WON’T FIT MY NARRATIVE THAT THE DLC WILL BE BASED NO THEY CANT BE SHILL CHARACTERS THEY JUST CANT FUCK YOU FUCKING STEVE AND ERDRICK MOTHERFUKERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR STUPID GAMES I HATE YOU I HATE YOU PUSHDUSTIN FUCK YOU EL SCORCHY FUCK YOU INSIDERS FUCK YOU SAKURAI FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NONO NONONONONO
I want Banjo and Kazooie in Smash Bros.
Fuck you guys I'm going home. ;)
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never ever banjokes
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Yup, they’re all fun games on their own merits
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Can't wait for them to appear this e3. I'm so excited!
>Banjo
Broke
>Steve
Joke
>Master cheif
Woke
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banjo sucks and is overrated
just like mio honda
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Alright motherfuckers, I'll play their goddamn game already.
I've had the original sitting on my 360 hard drive for ages and never got around to it, but you shits are driving me up a wall, and I just want to see what all the fuss is about and why.
This better be good
if you want this letter then come and get it
N64 would have been better for all the Nintendo references but ehhh enjoy.
Seething at its finest. Cheers, Stevie!
it seems even more unlikely for them to get a new game than to be in Smash Bros.
I don't give a fuck about Microsoft reps, all I wanna know is if we're getting a Soulsborne rep
Fuck you Marx, you were suppose to be playable on ssbu
God I love Melee