I’m studying to become a priest and I’m having trouble keeping women away from me, what should I do?

wait a moment bowser cant appear outside castle stages
are you trying to trick me agan

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The TV on the floor is the more insulting thing.

n64 zeldas are pretty atmospheric. thats about it to me.

>why do adults have hobbies
You'll understand one day kid

>playing Super Mario in widescreen on a laggy as fuck supersize HDTV
Fake gamer

>seems to be all the rage
where?

one guy did it. and this dipshit thinks that means other people actually bought it, rather than being a statement about the desperate consumer cash grab nonsense our society has devolved to

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This is the only good post in this thread. The rest of you should feel ashamed.

>stop buying things you like

*developed by Sega

so fucking glad im not straight, white, or american

What part of south america are you from and what is your favorite livestock to have sex with?

>wanting a woman that you have to hide your hobbies from
ultimate cuck.

Send them to me. Please.

>REEE MOMMY WHY CNAT I BE A KID AGAINN REE

why is he so fucking close to the screen and why is he on the floor
god damn it

>purchasing luxuries you enjoy is childish
>all caps REEEing
Why do low class poorfags always expose themselves so easily?

Nintendo naturally attracts onions like flies to shit

>all the rage
Maybe 2 friends of journalists doing something does NOT make it "all the rage." Fucking grow up and play Nintendo as you would anything else without having to try to recreate the wet dreams of childhood. Fucking Switch TV is so goddamn stupid.

And yet you're the one OBSESSED with the stuff ;)

fucking piranha plant coming out da ground

lol this nigga room look like Baby Gap

this looks like a childrens playroom. i cannot imagine for the fucking life of me having my adulthood stunted to this degree. theres a difference between just playing your fucking bing bing wahoo and then pulling this meta autism manifesto

the paper mario map poster is cute though

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>buy baby toy monitor is class
americans, everyone

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There is a large difference between a hobbyist and a faggot.

More than 1 or 2 funkos/amiibos is a red flag for faggatory. They are not even remotely collector items, they are deep sea plastic waste.

An example of a collector figure would be a scale model.

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>463237913
Who is the south american quoting?

K

>considers a nintendo switch tv to be a luxury class item
holy fuck retarded

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It's excessive but who cares?

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>i support grown men buying kids toys
HAHAHA
AMERICANS

>almost nothing... has stood the test of time

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nintendo games are okay some fun with friends but i'm in the same boat, I don't know why men in their 30's act like they are 10 again, maybe it's wanting not wanting to grow up I don't know

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There are needs and wants. Necessities and luxuries. How do they not teach this in south america?

Faggots make this shit to get upvotes on reddit and that's the start and end of it.

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Nintendicksuckers are mentally imballanced. I wish I was kidding.
I've never met a single Nintendicklicker who wasn't fucked in the head and obsessed with the well being of a multi-billion dollar corporation whose only purpose of existence is to generate a profit.

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>studying to become a priest
>owning a tv
I don't believe you.

>le tip fedora
that doesn't make sense though, I was answering his question