A box from Japan! I wonder what could be

Only one way to find out...

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What is it op

WATCH OUT HOLY FUCK

fuck him up wooper

cute wooper!

OP dies because of Wooper before opening the box. Obvious.

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WHOOPER used CUT! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

>box reads "FRAGILE"
is it a glass dragon dildo?

>box says fragile
>looks like it's been kicked around

Enjoy your broken shit, OP.

please be giant cock

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Reaction image-worthy pic. Thanks user.

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as per usual OP doesn't deliever.

this is going to be a wild ride i can already tell

AAAAAAAAAAHH KILL IT

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>fag can't wait more than 10 mins in unboxing thread

You came to the wrong poke-neighbourhood motherfucker.

Mods better not prune this thread.

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KILL THE FUCKING SPIDER HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

oh lord

Wooper dildo

GET OUT OF THERE OP

All the pictures should be taken before the thread is even made

That’s a mosquito

OPEN THE FUCKING BOX

TAY KEITH CUT THESE NIGGAS UP

>the spider killed OP
holy fuck

>spider

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inb4 more plushies for Let's Go Pee

OP RUN

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>prerecorded unboxing
Top zoom

That's how it's always been done

Spiders are friendly creatures that will just eat annoying flies and shit. No spider in the US can kill you.

>there are "people" thinking that OP will actually deliver

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>plushies
>fragile

t. spider

>t. spider

>No spider in the US can kill you.
Yeah, try living in the south. Black widows and brown recluses

yes, indeed

Hey nigger, you better not pussy out when op actually does deliver, I’m gonna make fun of you cunt and you better read it all

holy fuck could you be any more new?
what the fuck ever happened to lurking so you can not be such a loud double faggot?

That's how it's always been done you fucking newfag

Lurking is dead and you know it.

Don't be silly, spiders are harmless, spiders don't kill any human, we only eat flies and stuff

On 2004 forums, maybe.
Unboxing as the thread goes is the norm unless you need 5 hours to assemble whatever’s inside.

I got your package right here

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Hmm, could it be?

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Is it Hideaki Anno trying to avoid making Evangelion 1.0+3.0 by going through the postal system?

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Stop replying to this thread, if thread starts dying OP will panic and open as soon as possible. If it was bait from the beginning the thread dies like it should

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Hurry the fuck up dude, thread will get deleted in a few minutes

white people things

>we

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What the fuck, this doesn't even look like a single dragon dildo.

Lurking was never a thing outside of autists getting anxiety attacks over the thought of participating in anime image sharing internet boards “the wrong way”.

HOLY FUCK IT'S BUBBLE WRAP

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Brown recluses and black widows do, just not often at all. It's extremely rare to die from one. Your main concern would be necrosis caused by not treating the wound fast enough , which happens a lot more than you would assume.

Bees are ten times deadlier, and lightning is even deadlier than bees.

T. Work in EMS

that a motherfucking Yoshi?

Vaporeon plushie with fleshlight hole

cap this

looks like gardevoir

its dead because you dumbasses dont ridicule people enough for not doing it

youre right i totally LOVE twitter screencaps and console wars! forget not being a faggot just jizz all over the board :DDD

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BTFO

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gardevoir?

bing bing

wait this aint the dude that pisses on pokemon plush toys is it?

Looks dangerous.

plushies?

This is some reddit tier thread holy shit

You have my interest.

it better be

Does common insect repel work on lightning as well?

It's not even a spider, god you fucks are dumb

honestly this would be great

why?

>durr screencaps are new
gaia screencap whining threads were the cool thing to do before 98% of the site traffic even found Yea Forums

This suspense is killing me

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Well duh of course it is

Yea Forums used to have unboxing threads back when it was good.

i hope so

CUNNY

To the person with 7473 at the end of their post number:
You're a real fucking jerk.
fuk u

No fuck you

i know it's a fucking plushy, i just want to see you pee on it

>lightning is even deadlier than bees.
The fuck comparison is this? You have me laughing like an idiot at this statement.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

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is it death stranding?

testing
f**k
F**K
f***k
fuck

Tenga.

here hoping for OP to fissure his anus in the next shit

this better be good enough to make me wake up

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>thinks unboxing threads are reddit tier
>t.tourist
Lurk more before posting brainlet

You okay...

fuck you too buddy

And peanuts are deadlier than lightning, what's your fucking point?

no u

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Post the dragon dildo already

>haha le tenga maymay

I bet you watch your favourute IRL streamers on twicth

You can’t kill a lightning, retard, it’s too fast. There’s not a single bee even near as fast as lightning, let alone spiders. Plus spiders can’t even fly, how could they be deadlier than fucking bees and lighting when those can fly?

OP where the fuck are you

Saved

Tenga

Danke herr doktor

I bet the spider got him.

>buying anything from japan after the earthquake
enjoy your radiation

Lightning can't fly moron. Why do you think it is always falling out of the sky and hitting things on the ground?

Made me laugh

Thanks for the unexpected dose, doc.

>half an hour to open a box with a knife
yeah its gonna be a kaz.webm

Thanks for the experimental treatment doc.

>that one story with the brown recluse nest in a wii u

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did i specifically say all screencaps? no i didnt but thanks for saving me the time of trying to argue with someone who is at least 98% illiterate

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Show us the goods you fat piss-guzzling whore

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Thanks doc

careful doc! I might overdose

thanks doc

Hurry up you tremendous faggot

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>not realizing lightning strikes the clouds, not the ground

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Everyone start posting images to make this thread autosage.

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Hello, Reddit!

I was in that thread

Me far right bottom

>and lightning is even deadlier than bees.

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There's no purple tissue paper. I don't think it's a dildo but it could be anything else

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>lightning can’t fly
>lightning falls out of the sky and hits ground
Holy shit, no wonder you’re scared of spiders with that low high Q.

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thanks doc

inb4 the jannies banned OP before he could even finish

gladly

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was OP killed by the Yakuza?

Those are cat ears, some sort of mask maybe.
Hurry it up faglord

dumping until op pulls his head out

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>spiders can’t even fly

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Danke, herr doktor.

>tfw no sandwich

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>iguessthatsthat.jpg

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>inb4 it's a maid outfit because OP is a crossdressing faggot

Whoa, this is so precious! It's like my pokemon dream team!

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Where the fuck is a spider going to get silk? Do they even have the concept of trade?

cunt.

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now piss all over them

I hate it

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Thanks doc

....you aren't the guy that pees on his pokemon plushies are you

>childrens toys
sasuga america

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Dont u dare piss on them

You're a faggot

they're pokemon plushies and he's going to piss on them

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Now show the backside of them where you insert the onahole

Jeez op what took you so fucking long
You better make something sexual happen with those plushies.

lets go pee

posting pony is agaisnt the rules

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>All waifumons

>Steenee twiice the size of Lilligant
It better gave an onahole in it you fuckwit

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Fuck, I wish I had salmon.

Being gay against the rules. Fag

Also pissing doesn't count.

lmao imagine being such a fag

at least he is not a faggot

WTF IS THAT DISGUSTING SHIT

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faggot

hnnng my dik

Everyone is so sure that you're gonna piss on them.
That's just shitty. now cum on them, and I can appreciate it

Who the fuck eats salmon?

Bears.

I can feel the mother’s disappointment radiating off of her note.

People with parents who love them, you wouldn’t understand, Jamal.

They look like shit

this. when I saw the bubblewrap and what seemed to be beneath it I came to the same conclusion.
looked like cat ears.
is OP by chance secretlya gay?
does this mean that he's always been a faggot?

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I got a bad feeling where this is going

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???
I honestly don't knwo if one of those is a pony
I was just trolling

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DOC STOP!

retarded faggot

You can pee on the others but please don't pee on Tapu Lele.

I hate this

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is the yellow or the black ponies or pokemon

please don't pee on mawile that's my bro pokemon

Hot glue them instead

I request extra pee on Tapu Lele and less pee on Gardevoir.

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>the mom probably wrote that because the son can't/won't talk to her due to shut-in nature or her working all the time

You better do some gross shit or something no one cares about your dumbass waifufaggot plushies

Pretty sure piss user already has some of those pokemon which means this is somebody else.
Post faster faggot.

Confused about all the pee talk, but kinda offended because I thought it was common

Whenever I buy plushies from ebay or amazon, or hell even a blanket, anything fabric, really... what I would do is take it outside first then pee all over it. The reason is because I'm going to wash it anyway cuz I always assume its dirty so why not pee all over it? Its quite a powermove and feels great, its comparable to biting a little out of a ramen block before you start cooking it.

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Shut up Bobby

unfunny faggot stfu

This is how they get silk
youtube.com/watch?v=aLSGBQUA8l0

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>implying a fucking spider is somehow going to go to china to get silk so he can practice spider extreme sports
For what purpose, retard? They don’t even have a federation, on what grounds can they even compete?

dude, that's just propaganda, I have a spider bro who catches things in my room, it's none venomous, and would nev-

Pokefags everyone

(As if you didn't already know)

NO!

OwO

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Where's the piss, Yea Forums?
I WAS PROMISED PISS

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It was funny, shut the fuck up, incel.

Damn it Bobby!

please never live on your own.

Shit when you put it that way maybe I should start peeing on things.

Wtf

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here we go

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It also stops the dog from pissing on it since it smells like you rather than a flower.

>still has a tag on it
Does this mean no fuckhole

Just get it over with already dude

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>based comicsposter
Take it to Yea Forums, m8, I wanna read the rest!

WE'VE BEEN RUSED

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I'm confused. At what point do you pee on the ramen block?

Wait a minute, that label
>pokemon creatures

My bones says that something is going to go wrong...

This joke will never get old

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Good thing I'm not dumb enough to have a dog so I don't need to do that.

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i tought that in the end it was just a wholesome thread but i was wrong

I don't get it

...

crummy old pokemon creatures? should've gotten pails of water!

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Creatures Inc. you dongus.

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>dad not understanding that girls with dicks makes it less gay not more

i would actually defend that position with a straight face

Well at least it's
>see bulge

>that bug crawling up the box wall

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haha lmao

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OP don't do it
don't do it OP

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>I don’t have a dog
>therefore I shouldn’t protect my property from dogs
Woooooooooooooooow well I don’t have a rapist, I guess I should just not wear a buttplug

Wtf is wrong with you people

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Wait! There's something more in the box...

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>dad found the futa doujins

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OH GOD
What if the Wooper with the knife serves a more...sinister purpose?

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i want chicken-chan to pee on me

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You are really slow with these updates, you know that?

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Oh boy
Post faster

VAPOREON
A
P
O
R
E
O
N

IT BEGINS

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it's completely normal to mark your territory.

you're the one who is out of touch.

how does the manga compare to the animation
also why would you buy physical hentai doujin if you're living with your parents

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oh fuckles

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That boy ain't right

>futa
Bögigt värre

Literal manchildren loser nincel

I hope not, I don't want to lose my errection (that I have for reasons unrelated to this thread)

That's the best futa manga ever made. You could at least convince your dad that you have good taste

That's why you don't buy porn mags.
I'd honestly neck myself if this happened to me.

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Is this fake, or do people seriously communicate with their children through written notes?

if your kid's a hikki that doesn't talk to anyone probably.

Would explain why these children are fucked up

HEY GUESS WHAT FAGGOT HE FUCKING DELIVERED GET REKT PUSSY

This
You DON'T mark your territory? What, you want someone to steal your shit without a second thought?

If my kid was a hiki, he wouldn’t have money to buy things.

being a shut-in doesn't fuck people up please delete this

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>this hell continues

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nani

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yes it does

Probably fake. Writing-style is of someone who was ruined by keyboards from the get-go (older people's writing generally don't look like that, it uses the slang-ish word for Hi and then there's the "//" which again indicates a web-ridden NEET.

Anyone old enough to be able to import thin doujin from Japan isn't going to have a dad young enough to write like that.

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Hurry the fuck up OP, you're eating into my designated jacking-off hour.

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genuine giggle, thanks user

Being a shut in means you were already fucked up leading to it.

>no incriminating physical evidence in my room
>search history clear
>stuff saved is hidden in labyrinth of files
>still freak the fuck out when anyone enters my room

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most of us hikis make cash online or with the fabled NEETbux

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How do I make NEETbux, I'm tired of living like this.

Maybe in a decade or two, once Berserk is finished, Miyazaki will adapt it as a game. Minus the Golden Age arc.
And maybe OP really has a dildo or two in that box.

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i wish i knew. i hear a lot about them but im still convinced it's a myth.

I don't even download shit, gotta be 100% safe.

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I'm waiting

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Tails OS with a hidden VeraCrypt volume - and I'm still paranoid.

Most people? Besides cod, salmon is like the most common fish people eat.

Incriminating evidence of what user?
What dirty little secret do you have?

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Choose carefully Yea Forums

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nani

either be extremely obese or have a mental disability
if you don't have retardation are autism, depression might do the trick, as long as it prevents you from working at a normal level

WHAT IS THAT

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rub it on your legs then rub that leg on the pokemon

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I fucking knew it. I fucking knew this was going somewhere dark.

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I probably could have got autismbux if I had decided from the start not to work but it's pretty much impossible for me now that I have worked in the past.
I regret it, society has done nothing but fuck me over so why shouldn't I take advantage of society.

Is that mayo...?

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it's a cum jar isn't it

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w h a t
h
a
t

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repent

go on.....

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don't make any stupid decisions

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What in the goddamn?

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i fucking knew it

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why is there a half finished pot of mayo???????

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>depression might do the trick, as long as it prevents you from working at a normal level
wait, really?
i don't even leave the house because of mine would that really help me?

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Jack off to this thread niga...

I choose Weezing

What the actual shit is that

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I don't believe that was really in the box but sure let's run with it, open that ucker up.

c-choose what?

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I don't think that's mayo.

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Any way for me to go see a psychiatrist and get an evaluation so I can say "I'm clinically depressed" on my neetbux application?

put me in the screencap for the plebbit post

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thanks for the guy for going slowly, so that I can take the time to develop a proper reaction to this shit :)

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>brazilean

I KNEW ALL YOU DEGENERATE ARE THIRD WORLD SUBHUMANS

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I want to take all of my secrets to the grave, but leave some cryptic clues in my will so my ancestors can find out that I was actually a huge pervert.

>plushie thread
>no plushies getting peed on
come on man

Just the regular copious amounts of niche porn and doujins.

>cumpot
onononono

its not a spider and its not a mosquito, it is a mosquito hawk, no one ever gets this right, they are creepy but they are harmless

sharp eyes, user

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we're getting something better real soon

Post faster faggot

Gentlemen, how do we uncuck Yea Forums?

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Cumjar got deleted, get on with it before the whole thread is lost faggot

Sic 'em, boy!

Just smear that shit all over Mawile face(s), faggot.

>Steenee and Lilligant Plush
Want

jesus christ OP you're the biggest fag ive ever encountered

I want to go to bed. Show us your shit already GODDAMIT

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why read physical hentai doujin, it can't be comfortable to read and jerk off at the same time

Gardevoir

former /vp/reon here, i know what's going to happen

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>extremely poorly lit room
>pokemon

why do people this disgusting exist

You're telling me there was a cumjar thread in this day and age and I missed it?

truly horrifying

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>extremely poorly lit room
>disgusting
how does that correlate?

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a

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Retard

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Sucks that bosshi does so much futa since his loli is pretty good

>>extremely poorly lit room
ITS BETTER FOR GAMING BAKA

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best thread in months
and thats not much

Hurry up op you fag, I have places to be

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>OP

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Since you guys didn't choose anyone I busted a nut in this cutie.

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NOOOOOOOOO

:(

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OH SHIT

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I swear to god OP, you really are making us wait just to post some cummed plushies aren't you?

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Okay everyone, he did it. We can leave now

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>didn't choose

What was the mayo for?

Shit fucking taste

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Unacceptable OP

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oh dear

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cool

and there it fucking is

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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>A nut

Ha, fag, that's normal. You're going to have to nut on every single one before anyone is impressed.

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Oh you probably should have been more clear that that's what you meant

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Please watch in a brightly lit room away from the TV, user

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that's nuts

There we go.

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YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

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go for lele next

This remind me, is it normal that my cum turns really vibrant, clear green when let in the open for a couple of days?

The absolute state of pokefags

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Dubs says send that pic to your mom

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>pokefags

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I fucking knew it

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Just another lunatic internet man.

YAMEROOOOOO!!!

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>Leave to go do something when I saw the Pokémon plushies because I figured that was the end of the thread
>Come back a few minutes later
>See this shit
What the fuck.

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I think you are a mutant user.

>dubs on Yea Forums
retard

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do it OP

At least Lilligant is safe... right?

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For once, OP wasn't a faggot.

Life is easy mode if you live in the US.
I haven't even got out of college and could find a shitty wage 50k USD, low stress/brain dead job.

It's a lot better than being a NEET who can't afford anything and has to live with their parents.

It's nice knowing if something breaks I can just replace without thought.
My rice cooker broke recently so I bought another one for around 85USD and I didn't even think of the expense while I know some people who stress out over 20 bucks.

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

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NO

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It’s not off-colour while fresh though.

>such a small load

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but at what cost?

Mine gets really hard and turns jet black. I think your cum is linked to your soul or some shit.

and there it is

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Cute!

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>cooking your own food
>rich

what does you cum look like, anons?

>Yellow cum
see a doctor

Ops

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Disagree

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cute desu

>let in the open for a couple of days?
considering there's probably some bacteria eating it, maybe
does anybody have the mushroom cumrag screencap?

user I sincerely hope you clean that shit off.

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I fear what his next post may hold for us bros....

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BUMP LIMIT SOON
SHOW THE REST OF THE BOX ALREADY YOU FAGGOT

How could you do that to something this cute?

Pretty pathetic to be honest bro. You should see my [redacted] plushies, hit me up and I'll give you some diet tips to give your waifu the amount she deserves.

Who doesn't?

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that is so foul I'm saving this

>tfw container with full folder of hardcore gay furry drawings hidden inside gets moved when my parents went by my place the other day
I really need a better hobby

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>does anybody have the mushroom cumrag screencap?
Here you go, user.

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I also have the mercy mousepad one.

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I’m disappointed in you user

plants feed solely off human cum

I fucking hate you.

is it over?

yer lifes shite when those cartoon fuckers are torchin ye sead

>easy

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you're sick

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this man posts amongst us, he can be in any of your future or past posts and you'll never notice.
stay on your toes, anons.

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I'd do it if she enjoyed it.

mushroom-mind
i've never seen the mercy one though

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put me in screencap 8===D

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ha, that's seriously fucked dude

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Before I moved out of my parents I used to print out my hentai and stash it in a binder.
Was looking through some old boxes and found the binder.

Hard to believe it's been around 17 years...

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are they edible?

this shit took way too long, shit thread

what job

its almost like having a job makes your life better or something

In the space of 2 hours we went from a nice box opening with wooper, to user defiling his new plush.
Good thread, just like old times.

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disappointing

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Jesus Christ I was eating.

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your life is still empty otherwise you wouldnt have to post this here to impress some random nobodies
I hope life turns out good for you

What is that trying to prove?

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The perpertrator is one of us and we can't let him get away or else we will all die

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Good thread.

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She's clean now, don't worry.

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I used to cut out pictures of hot women out of magazines and newspapers as a kid.
One day I panicked, rolled them into a ball, soaked them in water so they stick, and threw them onto the neighbor’s roof.

i tought it was over you evil bastard

Can I have that Mega Mawile?

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her mind isnt you filth

what about the rainbowdash cumjar

It is too late now

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You didn't lick it clean, did you?

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She's Still Traumatized, you fuck.

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first time on this board. what an introduction

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>no it's ok officer I cleaned the cum off the child I raped

That plush looks kinda shitty ngl

I fear how you did so

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All's well that ends well.

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You might’ve removed your seed, but she’s been tainted. Permanently.

WHY IS IT SO YELLOW

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that's just the before pic isn't it

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The sins of the past can not be cleaned with napkins.

:)

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its from the cumjar he bought

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>My first night on Yea Forums was the Ferguson Riots
Jesus Christ, has it already been nearly 5 years?

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user..

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Are you for real?

When you take a picture of semen it’s always yellow-ish for some reason

please tell me you have a UV light lamp if you do you will kill my sides

>She's clean now
But for how long

Why are we the only board that's THIS fucking autistic

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, NEWFAG

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Being empty is great.
Means no stress.

I ditched my last girl friend a while back and now I have more time and money and a lot less stress.
The sex was not worth all that.
And if I cared that much about sex it is quite easy to get it in college since I live right next to my university, have expendable income and a car.

Just having a few friends I've known for about 20 years is enough for me.

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I've taken pictures of my semen many times and it's always white you fucking nasty prick

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A true classic.
>those videos where he had to hold back his gag reflex when opening the jar

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i always just assumed it wads going to be circle jerk trash like every other forum about games so yes first time on Yea Forums be gentle baka
been here since 2014

Cringe...try not to use exclamation marks too much, it makes you look girly/mmentally unstable.

Wtf

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cum isn't actually pure white like in your japanese cartoons user
also depends on what you eat

That's the before picture isn't it

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Is it gay porn of a previously beloved character?

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this is just /vp/ shit
but it's even worse on /vp/, pretty sure there was a guy who shit on his plushies, and there is one now that puts his plushies in the toilet and pees on them

>5 years
jej. Got almost 10 years on you whippersnapper.

What board you from?

It's almost bump limit...
Goodnight Yea Forums

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tapu lele next or you're a faggot

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This wasn't in a Wii U it was from some light fixture. OP in that thread was lying

Almost 15 years for me...

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They’re just plushies but I feel the need to save them from you

Yeah, sweet dreams.

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'night

fuck you dude just fuck you

Eh, there's some circlejerk like in every forum but on special occasions we have threads like this.

stay comfy, cumplush

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give something spicy for the end

I remember that /feg/ thread i the fates hype time when someone shit on their waifu.