Oh look mobile trash

Oh look mobile trash.

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How does that even work?

You race ghosts of other players.

Fucking Nintendo.

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hate

The same way Kid Icarus worked after the online died. Wait through a loading screen to play with a bot.

I believe it's mobile game standart, so nothing new here

Everything I've heard and seen about this game makes it look like a shitshow. It's slow, and horrendously simplified from the mainline games, full of microtransactions, and doesn't even have real multiplayer.

What a shit game. Mario kart but without the thing that makes it Mario Kart. How do items and stuff even work if they're just ghosts?

Spooky

IT'S
OKAY
WHEN
NINTENDO
DOES
IT

>Mario Run's one time purchase strategy didn't work
>Fire Emblem gacha strategy for PNGs did
>Now we get shit like this

Does FE ruin everything it touches?

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Said nobody in this thread.

Said everyone over the years as they bought the $350 last gen console

Oh well shit if it wasnt said in this 10 post thread i guess no one thinks that at all

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what does that have to do with this mobile game?

id say weebs ruin everything

Today I will remind them...
nintendolife.com/news/2019/03/nintendo_tells_mobile_partners_to_limit_microtransactions_so_that_players_dont_spend_too_much

Context?

Sonic Forces Speed Battle has actual online multiplayer

Oh so it's like 99% of the time in Devil May Cry 5. Fuck that shit.

Mario Run's main problem was how light on content it was when it launched. It's easily worth $10 nowadays.

So wait for somebody to actually say it instead of talking to nobody and making an ass of yourself?

That $320 console has a Mario Kart with actual online.

No, they're not even ghosts. They're just bad AI bots that just use the name, character and kart that other players picked. Im talking like level 3 Smash Bros bots tier of bad.
They aren't ghosts because they aren't recorded from other players races

Nintendo is fucking garbage, this is why they will continue to lose. They have so many powerful IPs but have no idea what the fuck they are doing anymore

What a joke. Why even call it multiplayer then? It's a blatant lie.

Shut the fuck up.

Seethe less autistically or atleast demand better pay for your linguistic diarrhea snoy shill

The fastest selling game ever on the PSN is a 15 years old gamecube port
But keep shitposting. Meanwhile the japanese market is collapsing because of console wars morons like you

Mario Run's monetization model was on point. The game itself being painfully average was the real issue.

Yeah why they're happy with selling 10 million copies of their games on their consoles when they could sell 2 million of these same games on the PS4 because sonnyggers don't buy japanese games because sony only promote western blockbusters?

Real talk: Who would want to roll gacha for Mario Kart characters? Like, I just don't see the hook. "Oh mannnn, my bank account's gonna hate me, but I'm dropping another hunnie on gems. I neeeeed that red koopa!"

Source

in a multiplayer game? tons of people, but if they're only doing this lame AI representing you online shit then nobody will care

No it isn't you dumb fuck.

Why would you want to play this for its multiplayer? The info we have shows that specific characters and karts are outright better depending on courses. It's literally p2w. At least with games like FEH and FGO, the better units are just for fighting NPCs.

Welp, series is done for now.

Time to move on to CTR I guess.

Whoa... So this is the power of Mobile games...
The future of gaming...

I'm in the beta and I'm having fun with it, it's not meant to be played like a traditional Mario Kart, your focus is on getting a high score on each course and 5 starring them, a finish in the top spot isn't your ultimate goal in a race (though it does give you a nice chunk of points) your goal is to maximize your score through Character/Kart/Glider selection and actions taken in the race such as drift boosting, attacking other racers, taking out course elements like Goombas, Piranha Plants, Pipes and more
It's not bad at all for a free phone game, I'll definitely be playing it on official release.
And they throw enough free emeralds at you for playing that you wouldn't really ever need to buy them unless you have zero patience

cope

More mobile shit, hooray!

>state facts
>get btfo
>s-shut up

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Literally the worst game Nintendo has made in recent years

>115MB download
>Played in portrait mode
> Auto accelerate
>Play with swipe
>Seems like the amount of items you can have depends on the character
>Two laps per race
>Character unlocks are the gacha mechanic
>Ex: Luigi is a rare character
>Each character has a special item
>No Diddy Kong
> No Funky Kong
> No Birdo
>No Petey Piranha
> No King K.Rool
> All the baby shit from MK8 is in
> All shitty Koopalings are in
Fuck this game

how could you shoot a ghost with a shell?

I would buy a one purchase game. I bought the DQ1 port and it was a fun afternoon waster. I just wouldn't buy an endless runner.

But it's not an endless runner. It has actual levels and challenges.

Yeah, I remember trying to launch the game at the same time as a friend and we actually ended up in the same game.

Twas fun.

Well, I apologize to Super Mario Run for misrepresenting it. I remember the shit posting surrounding it all being "Temple run Mario"

It plays like one. Not worth 10 bucks. Horrible 'game'.

Rosalina is an Ultra Rare character. I can certainly see some people rolling for her.

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Why?
Dragalia Lost is co-developed by Nintendo and that game has real 4-player co-op.

he's right though, casuals who just want to boot up the latest ea title twice make up 95% of ps4 userbase
that's why when a game makes 2 million sales on ps4 it's a tremendous success while the same number on a nintendo console is "bomb"

Hows the new balance patch working out? I hear they nerfed boosts last I heard.

I gave up after I realized I'd never make it on the prestige board and I'd have to maintain it for god knows how long.