It says right here that you don't choose your pokemon to be competitive. Care to explain?

Then you fuck them into humbleness.

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cute youngsters, would cuddle

It says right here that you're posting on the wrong board instead of /vp/. Care to explain?

Reminder that Glaceon is an untiered shitmon that has never been good & is worse than literal unevolved Pokémon like Ferroseed.

Baddy bad? Wtf is that

I only care if they're cool/cute and I get attached to them and god am i autistic for acting this way to virtual creatures?

careful there, someone dropped pebbles on the floor

I choose my pokemon on how cool they look or how fuckable they look.

I only pick pokemon who are cool
>Shedninja
>Nijask
>Gengar
>Porygon-Z
>Kangaskhan
>Slowbro

>which ones are good for battle
>who cares

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I just look to have fun with my pokemon. Not turn it into some autismo fight club.

And every Hoenn starter covers both criteria!

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>always carry my starter pokemon with me.
Good shit. Going with mons you like over whatever meta trash there is will always be more fun.

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I'm seeing a lot of loser faggots so I invited myself just to see everyone seethe.

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This.
I'm a degenerate who is only interested in the Pokemon porn.

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no one is really seething, we're all just agreeing with each other

I'm not a fan of trumpets.

Nothing brings a community together like discussing Pokephilia

I mean, I'm not into that but there's just something about Incineroar

based

thoughts?

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That's a pretty fucking cool team if you ask me

>Only one counter to ground types, otherwise extremely weak against it
eh

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I'm not autistic enough to play competitive pokemon so why shouldn't I choose my pokemon based on how much I like them?

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Yeah he'd better watch out for all those super meta ground types like

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Lando-T?

Gliscor and Lando OHKO by Weavile tho

fair

Didn't even think about that, team's fine actually

I'm not autistic enough for """""competitive"""" pokemon

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what's this and why do I keep seeing it?

Sounds like a losers excuse.

Doesnt one of the elite 4 agree?

>fun is a loser's excuse
Reddit.com...oh sorry. I meant Smogon.com.

Landorus-T, Mamoswine, Garchomp, Gliscor, Excadrill, Mega-Swampert, just in OU alone. Also doesn't include the fact that Earthquake is one of the most common offensive moves.

thank you genie of healthy meta

stealth rocks ruined the game and it blows my mind that smogon literally did nothing about it

>VGC

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doubles is shit, also so is VGC, smogon is autism but they have a good reason for tiers.

Ditto is also untiered, and I've had pretty good success with him.

post squads, r8 others

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i pick whatever i find when playing, dumb cat

I don't bother with that shit until I beat the game. You can beat the story with literally anything and all the trainer battles and wild battles will fuck up your EVs and you won't have ideal natures/abilities anyway.

I want to cum inside Glaceon.

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>1. Giovanni

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this guy is honestly the best furry animator to come around in history, I've already busted nuts to each of his pictures twice and I won't stop there. he draws the best characters with smooth animation, cute faces, hot buttholes, truly kino

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>pokes
9/10
>balance/competitve wise
5/10
literally anyone that has a blaziken on their team that isn't retarded is sweeping most of them then cleaning up the rest

So cookie cutter builds. What's the fun in that?

I know it's not a comp team. It's got Vanilluxe on it, after all.

but they're my favorite pokemon, and the power of friendship can get us anywhere

I'm happy for you user. Who's the artist

camotli

This is the reason smogon exists, you don't want your Dustox bro destroyed by Kyogre and mewtwo.

I love Serena!

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youtu.be/hNqtfFXq00k

It's a thing.

source?

I believe that's the explanation for gym leaders.
They have a team suitable for gym battles depending on how many badges a person has.

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Pokemon are our wives, who is your Pokemon wife?

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I don't really know desu
I haven't mained one yet
I've always been a fan of ninetails tho

Pokemon aren't meant for bestiality.
But I love my girlfriend Serena!

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her

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Hey guys.

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Gardevoir(male)

what a shockingly cute baaah

I want to breed with Ampharos

>he isn't a degenerate
ew!

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You can only pick one

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i pick none

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I imagine if there were a new mystery dungeon with a new team charm this would be it

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i don't participate in endgame unless it's present
if it's not going to have a proper battle facility, then beating the champion is when i'll put it down

Reminder.

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i just want to mating press a vaporeon.

top tier fartpig

I like to compete but I like to style. Experimenting with gimmick teams is fun for me and sometimes I find perfectly viable things to use that few others do. I don't even always use gimmicks, but I always prefer a little jank or setup necessity to just picking the 'mons with the fewest counters.

This is not one of those, but I had fun. Also Mime Jr. is cute.
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublesou-894798151
For the record, Snorlax is actually banned in Doubles OU.

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FUCKING CROP YOUR ME.ME / ONSIZZLE WATERMARKS ON THE BOTTOM IF YOU PLAN ON STEALING IMAGES FROM GOOGLE FUCK THIS ALWAYS GRINDS MY FUCKING GEARS WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T DO THAT

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We all know why you do it you sick bitch.

Delphox is best wife.

I want to fuck a Glaceon.

got the sauce?

stupid nigger

>STEALING IMAGES FROM GOOGLE

lmao retard

Obviously Braixen. I will nurture her with love and my dick and evolve her into a perfect Delphox wife.

post more

I don't care. For four straight generations I didn't even pay attention to what a Pokemon's stats were or what they meant and just spammed attacks until I eventually won. Black and White was very the first time I actually put cohesive thought into a team.

The evolved version of the one on the far right!

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>cropping a lossy watermarked pic
ISHYGDDT

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Not him:
exhentai.org/g/1415070/5c53452bf5/
e621.net/post/index/1/camotli

>tfw Pokemon is dead
What do I do now bros?
Level 5 always trips over themselves every time they get a whiff of success
Dragon Quest Monsters is stuck in Japan forever, and I'm not learning Japanese just to play one game.
I already play SMT, and it's way different anyway.
I just want to collect monsters man, but life shits on me every time I do.

>competitive play
>in a basic rpg aimed at children
oof

They haven't fixed how grindy the breeding system is and I don't need to win in Pokemon outside of single player. I will however reset for a female starter.

>watcha lookin at, weirdo?

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>yfw and mfw my favorites always happen to also be competitively viable
Dumb chick=(You)
Groovin' chocolate man=Me

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To be fair, I'm not sure children are up to IV autism.

Shut up, faggot

This
>favourite is Tyranitar

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Pokemon is weird. Because it's a children RPG and yet there are a fuck load of options in it that are clearly meant to be used against other human players. Lightning Rod has absolutely no point outside of pvp.

It's like Game Freak wants pokemon to have depth but they're too chicken shit to go all in on it.

Based Giovanni

Why does he do it?

hot

Because you know, Earthquake isn't one of the more popular coverage moves, right?
I love how Karenfags try to cope with having shitmons as their favorites.

just play romhacks
they aren't very good either usually but better than what gamefreak attempts

My favourite.

Life is suffering. Still, in every game i have a lv 100 Onix as my main. Screech, man. It's good.

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>Pokemon Duel?
What's the state of this game?

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I don't think most players are particularly fond of it but the lack of balance mandates it. The people who do enjoy are of the opinion that it stabilizes the game. 800+ critters are difficult to balance around and with only 4 moves it's impossible to account for everything. So everything is separated into brackets where instead of accounting for 100 possibilities you only have to account for 10

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>try competitive
>meta pokemon are fun to play
>meta pokemon become favorites
Karen is a dumb whore.

bros whyd they give the lizard such thick thighs

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My bro Raichu.

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Glaceon is only for human dick

With the sheer amount of Pokemon, of course not all of them will be good, but there's no reason for things like Delcatty and Luvdisc to be the way they are. They aren't fun to use and suck ass even in the ingame. Game Freak could easily buff them to have some form of viabiliy considering they did just that for Pelipper.

literal bestiality

Nah, pokemon aren't beasts. They are sapient pocket monsters.

neat

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janny's gonna freak

how the fuck is the pixel animation so smooth

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unfortunate that the talent this person has is wasted on furryshit

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What a fat ass

I thought Megas were going to be the bandaid to that problem. Market pokemon like Charizard would get one and the box legendaries would get them but for the most part I wanted guys like Beedrill and Pidgeot to get them. But then Salamence, Gengar, and Metagross got them and power creep lost its mind

I hope we get more regional variants

Sorry mate. Pokemon are intelligent enough to know what sex is and are thus able to consent.

when you think outside the box, there's a handful of furries who are loaded for whatever reason. Those suits that they wear? Thousands of dollars. Just think of how much you could make, given your efficiency in drawings like this and you catch the eye of a few furries lurking about, and you WILL catch an eye.

Base stats are irrelevant. Move pool, abilities, and held items are all that matters.

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>still up
based janny having a wank

Hey, at it pays the bills. Unlike your typical human x human stuff furrshit attracts a paying audience without having to resort to even more degenerate fetishes like loli/cp or braps.

This so much. Regional variants is the best idea they had since Unova's dex reset.

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I wouldn't even say furries are loaded (of course some of them are, as are people of any demographic). I'd say it's more of the fact that furries only spend their money on their hobby/fetish. I personally have friends that are part of the furry fandom and I wouldn't call them rich in the slightest.

based and redpilled

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Alolan Marowak is so cool

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might as well take advantage over that. You get paid big bucks and they waste away in their rancid costume. It's a win=win situation

>furries only spend their money on their hobby/fetish.
This. Furries do not have girlfriends/wives or children, so most of their disposable income goes to their weird fetish.

Gardevoir, no contest

The multiplayer aspects of Pokemon were thrown in for the sake of facilitating the franchise's growth and popularity. Players could interact with one another, thus encouraging more people to get the game and help the franchise earn more money. The series' mechanics were never intended for a serious competitive scene.

how is this thread still fucking up?
MODS?

jannies confirmed pokefurries

i'm one hundred percent certain the people who design pokemon know we want to fuck them, they look so normal as a kid but so lewd as an adult

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Took then fucking long enough.

janny was having a wank

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What the hell are you talking about doubles is way better singles theres so many more options, moves, pokemon and items available. In singles it ether sweep or stall. Just because everyone in the vgc are retards who copy eachother teams doesnt mean doubles are bad

>"Master, screw me with you big dick and use me as a cocksleave
what did she meant by this?

salazzle shows they at least one degenerate working on the designs

That's a lot of effort to throw in on a glorified minigame. Not just the RPS of type match ups but also type coverage, status, boosting and debuffing. Weather and terrain, passive abilities, equippable passive abilities. Stats gearing towards certain roles, secondary effects on moves, immunities.

That's actually a lot. You don't notice it because the single player doesn't use it. But most JRPGs don't have close to that much going on in them.

>playing competitively a game mostly about rng and luck
This shit ruined pokemon for me

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I want to learn doubles but it feels like doubles is an entirely new game and I get mopped up every time

>"i'm not a furry"
what did plague mean by this?

Why does the vaporion wear glasses

WHY ISNT THIS DELETED YET
WHAT TIME IS IT IN BURGUERLAND

He means he wants to colonize non-humans but doesn't want to be associated with autismos

Metafags are the cancer in every game with multiplayer.

>JANNY HELP ME!

so he doesn't get cum on his eyes obviously.

You realize there's an entire board for these shitty type of retard posts right?

>what time is it in burgerland
>in a place that has like 8 timezones
go to bed europoor

Ditto is only as good as the tier he fights in.

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In battles it's mostly controlled gambling. Consistent moves usually don't get you much but they're reliable. You can use more powerful moves that'll do extreme damage but they usually have some sort of string attached. Either they're inaccurate and therefore risky to use. Or they drop stats. Or they require more than one turn to use. Or worse they have a recovery turn. While less powerful moves have bonuses attached to them. It's a good system

Funny story

>Opponent sends in Darkrai
>Absolutely certain Dark Void/ Hypnosis is coming
>Switch in Ariados
>Darkrai used Hypnosis
>Ariados's INSOMNIA prevents sleep
>Oneshot with Megahorn

if this thread reaches page 10 I'll fucking

youll fucking what, user!

sauce?

says on the pic, ragujuka

Ditto is untiered because Ditto is literally only as good as the tier it is in, to an extent. Since you'll only be using it with a Scarf, it's easier to play around it than it sounds. Not every Pokemon that is untiered is an irredeemable shitmont. Most are, of course, but there are few exceptions such as the banning of an ability in a tier in which the Pokemon would be good or overpowered in for one example.

Neither do you retard
Ice eevee is shit.

Kingdra getting Drizzle + Swift Swim banned ruined it. And Dugtrio sucks without Arena Trap

user tell me!

But I don't have a pokemon

Post em.

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I use what i want and i usually replace my starter with a Skitty if possible.

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It is. It not just about looking for a pokemon with a really high attack and speed, def and hp or an anti rocks ablility. Those minmax extreme mons dont work out in doubles. Sure an intimidate user is pretty much manditory but theres a actually quite a few options for them

>vaporeon
>fidget
>isabelle

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It's true
I grind with my starter to rape everything on my path, then I throw an EXP share at the Pokemon in my party that I want to level up and get the full Pokedex.
We're talking Gen V here, I've never played anything past BW2
I've never used a battle item because it's a waste of a turn to get stronger/sturdier/faster but I do go out of my way to give my obligatory run Lucario Dragon Pulse so I can wreck ghost pokemon's shit. I also keep an HM slave and never even tried to understand how EVs and IVs work

Dragon is kingdra on this

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