How do we use VR to trick gamers into getting jobs?

Considering the costs of VR, you pretty much need a job in the first place.

I'm a high school drop out and I managed to get a software job making 60k. If I can somehow do it then you fuckers don't have any excuse

man the world is so fucked.

How do we use VR to trick former child soldiers into feeling like some kind of legendary mercenary?

Why does it have a mic? So they can shit talk the other chickens on the server?

Its like infinity chamber but for chickens.

underrated

>the world is so clucked
fixed

Probably to get experience/training since companies have stopped bothering with anything that costs them money and have a stick up their ass about hiring people with no prior experience.

you dont

Those simulators are played by white collar workers who want to be blue collar and legitimate autists who love their fucking jobs too much.
Except flight simulators, those are the fucking shit.

>create video game forum
>post inflammatory opinions so viewers are motivated to reply
>make them complete a capcha for each post

someone post the wojak in the amazon cage and all the shit on his head

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How's VR porn anyway? I don't care about VR vidyas, maybe in 15 years when it's perfected, but porn would legit make me buy a headset

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It'll never work. They'll never fall for something as obvious as programming autonomous cars for free.

I tried it once, it's kind of fun to just look around a real room thats been filmed but it really wasn't special or more erotic than usual

some are good, some are bad, some will straight make you dizzy because they fucked up the lens effect, some will make it look like you're fucking a giant because they fucked up the distance between cameras, but when you find a properly recorded video... it's quite nice, a good example of properly recorded is the jinx xmas video from vrcosplay

Pointless for anything other cowgirl position.

This is mean, just turn em into nuggets stop fucking with them

Solid Snake Simulation

jav get a bit more creative, it's mostly femdom or maid servicing, fun thing is I've never seen so much jav with the woman being so proactive

How'd you do it?

>chicken sees some berries in the virtual forest
>tries picking them but only gets thin air
that seems really cruel

that seems like a waste of money

Surely the money that was spent developing this and securing the hardware could have been spent on securing better real life conditions for the chicken?

or using it to lobby for laws that would require chicken farmers to have bigger living spaces and stop with having male chicken get their head smashed in right after birth

>VR
It's about AR, dude. In the future, only a select few will have any meaningful education. All jobs will be done with AR goggles that dynamically step-by-step whatever job you're doing, eliminating the need for any specialised training. Anyone can work any job, and anyone can therefore be fired and replaced at any moment, if they for example deviate from the instructions. The only people who actually know stuff about the work being done will instead work with the companies that make the AR tech.

Somehwere Charlie Brooker just woke up in a cold sweat with a new idea for a Black Mirror episode

heh

>legitimately catchy

The fuck

Hippies say that free roaming animals taste better. I don't know if it's true but if it is, maybe you could harness the same phenomenon by giving them the idea of free roaming.

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It's good but the novelty does wear off. There aren't many studios that do it properly either. I also find it very hard to find in general (if anyone has any tips for this that would be appreciated).

As for VR porn games, some of those are quite good, but there are like 10 in the whole world.

>try train simulator
>realize being ONE person controlling a train is a pain in the ass

Would only work for simple jobs, most higher end skill based jobs have a great deal of variance that would require experience and knowledge on the part of the person, unless we're bringing superhuman AI into this as well.

The tech has to be "smarter" than a dumb list but AI is improving rapidly. We'll get there. Granted, it won't replace professors (but maybe we won't need those?) but it could be used in so much shit.

Hello is this the bird thread?

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You just saved that from Yea Forums, didnt you?

Man the future sure has been weird

Where the FUCK is my hoverboard???

It exists, but it only works in a specialized Park, also it's at least $15k.