Khajiit has wares IF you have coin

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I remember fucking one of the khajiit women in one of the tents and a guard found me and the other traders were chasing me around while I was naked.

delet this

it's the book Ahzirr Traajijazeri, it explains the khajiit philosophy. they are basically alien absurdist cat people who embrace contradiction and only really speak the way they do to outsiders (i.e. they often exaggerate for trolling purposes), so a khajiit might commonly refer to himself by the third person or simply the name "khajiit" because at times they barely even distinguish a difference

How does skooma fit into all this?

life is short, all things are both certain and uncertain, slam drugs and fuck bitches

*meows at the moon*

Meow.

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GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

feels good man

Your wares suck.

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Khajiit?

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Hello Fren

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How do khajiit have gay sex if their peepees have barbs?

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skyrim made khajiits much cuter than they were before

j'zargo best boy

Why didn't they allow the merchants Khajiit inside Whiterun, but they let me in if I play as one?

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You think he got a boner from that? Haha, it would be pretty funny if he did..

you aren't part of a caravan, i guess
the pc's rasce doesn't really come up at all, besides orc strongholds

Kek

Fucking old ass furyfag holy shit.

Imagine playing as a catgirl. What kind of loser would do that?

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>I remember an in game book saying Khajit mind is not made for deep thinking
Pocket Guide to the Empire, 2nd edition. In short, Khajit loathe engaging in abstract thought. It's not that they're incapable of it if they try, but its unusually taxing for them and they don't have the patience for it besides. They tend to only think in the concrete terms of Here and Now, and rarely do they ever bother to consider the deeper implications of their actions.

the imperials invented skooma to keep the cat man down

racial immunity to withdrawal + cultural lack of developed moral philosophy + psychologic predisposition for immediate gratification = no reason NOT to take hard drugs 24/7

>the imperials invented skooma
Actually, that was the Dunmer.

Yeah that would be weird haha...

>tfw no catgirl gf

not with that attitude

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>loses interest at the end
fucking women sending mixed signals

>tfw no swole kot gf

very carefully
Why do you think they have such high natural agility?

That face yes

Khajiits look beutiful in this game yes

it is a male

Well now my boner just feels awkward

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imagine rubbing your cock against those abs

Khajiits are the rightful property of the Dunmer

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>Poisons which are shit in skyrim
>moon sugar and skooma
>random miscellaneous items they likely stole from some house

I think they did a really good job with the Khajiit models in this game. I also love when he talks about Elsweyr and how whole cities are buried under the sand. Makes me want a game there

Das rite.

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>Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

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You just KNOW

Whenever I read "Ah, yes" in text I hear this guy's voice in my head

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You idiots are getting them mixed up with lizard men

What a weird dog

Is she still the best anime cat girl to date? Seriously, every other catgirl i've seen after her is just another generic ~uguu~ moe shit.

Bullshit, Elsewyr is full of cities, local culture and an organized religion based on astrology, it's impossible a society endure ages thinking only on 'here and now' terms.

I can't for the life of me find the mod for that cloth armor, and I've been seeing it in screenshots since forever
useless its part of a pack

>Not cooking with Moon Sugar
I do Elsewyr Fondue all the time.

More like:
>"Ah, warm sands, Khajiit sensed your arrival. [insert race] needs to be recorded before official releasement. There are a few ways to do this and the choice is up to [insert race].

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:3

Khajiit are a kind and hard-working people that deserve respect.

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khajiits and Argonians are literally the niggers of the ES series.

>Altmer and Redguards literally exist

>Redguards
I'm not sure they're human in the same way Nords and Imperials are. They're literally from another Kulpa. That means their ancestors had to survive the last time Alduin came and ate the world somehow.

>Altmer
I hate mer but how are they niggers? They live in complete spender and live forever.

>Bullshit
The pocket guides were all written by Kirkbride himself. So yeah, they're bullshit, but its canon bullshit.
>Elsewyr is full of cities
Khajiit cities are absurd, completely unplanned messes. Shit's escher-esque; the streets meander in every which direction, and casually pass through peoples' apartments and whatnot.
>local culture
You don't need a great deal of planning in order to form a culture. Just look this place.
>an organized religion based on astrology
For the Khajiit, the stars and the phases of the moons are VERY much a "here and now" issue.

just go check Elsweyr in ESO fags

>ESO
I'm detecting a high degree of homosexuality from this post.

imagine the feeling when your cock slides inside haha

I'm detecting a high degree of elven homosexuality from this post.

Also
>it's impossible a society endure ages thinking only on 'here and now' terms.
Indeed. Literally the first line about Elsweyr from the Pocket Guide to the Empire, 3rd edition:
>"It is said that a hundred civilizations are buried beneath the sands of Elsweyr"
They've also been conquered by literally everyone who has tried.

Begone, mmorpgfag. Your kind has no power over the lore.

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>*meows at the moon*

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Would you?

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