Hire a jewish court physician

The game was more redpilled than I thought

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CK3 when?

How you think that was gonna go? He had you by the balls

>start game
>marry my mother
>jack off
How do I stop this?

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Wait, the loli is the dudes mom and wife?

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just dont marry your mother, it's not that hard

Hopefully soon, they've been releasing a lot of core mechanical changes for free, which is leading me to believe they're working on a new game and testing features out in CK2

she is neither,s he just takes care of him in such a way

>ruler is impotent
>join satan cult
>go all the event chains as brutal as possible
>new event has my wife being fucked by some horsedude I think
>get satans spawn with amazing stats
Probably the best deal my dude could get for his dynasty.

>not being the jew
>not establishing the Kingdom of Israel
>not building the third temple (plus tip)

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lmao

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botched circumcision

>she is neither
Lame.

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tearing and slicing apart baby penises without their consent is more hygenic, you're doing them a favor :^)

don't you know this totally necessary procedure hurts a lot when you have it done as an adult :^)

better to just force it on a newborn instead of letting him make a decision for himself as an adult :^)

>get loan from jews
>expell them from country

Fuck yeah

oh god oh fuck why is this baby bleeding to death this isnt how the circumcision is meant to go

even better
>be lowly count
>borrow from jews
>king expels them from the realm

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Enjoy your -150% technology decrease. The real smart move is to take the loan out and wait for your liege to expel them so you don't get the negative modifier

I bought this game years ago on sale and never got around to playing it but I like the total war games and mount and blade warband. is it good? I don't have my gaming PC with me now and won't for a few weeks before I can try it

>is it good?
absolutely just make sure you have the necessary DLC which sucks but it's worth. I've had days where I start the game up and realize it's 4am. Start in Ireland "noob island", watch some tutorials in youtube

What is the necessary DLC these days?

Legacy of Rome, The Republic, The Old Gods, Sons of Abraham, Charlemagne, Way of Life (THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE), Horse Lords, Conclave, The Reaper's Due, and if you like satanic and crazy shit in your game Monks and Mystics so you can join secret cults.

>all my newborn children die
Do you mean only the ones born after you got a physician? Because if you already had one son before you got him and he killed all your newborn sons then that's good because your kingdom won't split up
or maybe I'm just autistic and this OP post was only made to get people in the thread

>no holy fury

>Elder Kings mod
>first ruler wanted to join the Dark Brotherhood
>married a vampire
>after the first ruler dies, his grandson marries the vampire, then his son, and so on
I wanted to roleplay her as this wise shadowy figure that guides my dynasty through the ages, but she had terrible stats, made terrible decisions and was hated by her people. She also moved on from drinking blood to full-fledged cannibalism at some point.
The mod is fantastic though, check it out. You can play a wizard-king, curse your enemies, summon armies out of thin air and all that cool stuff.

I haven't gotten that one yet. Is it worth it?

none of them are "worth it". If you wanna support the devs, buy the game, then just pirate the DLC and install them on top.

What does Holy Fury do?

its pretty fun
you can reform pagan religions, to make some fun shit like incestous, bloodgod-worshipping, vikings.
you can look up a list of all the reformations

Anyone playing the game of thrones mod?

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