CYBERPUNK 2077 WILL HAVE PUBLIC PRESENTATIONS

>Playable at E3
>But only we're playing it :^)

What are they hiding?

Boooooooooooorring

My dad works at CDPR. They basically had the workers work unpaid overtime to "train" them for presentation. Basically they have like 20-30 pre-recoreded variants of the playthrough that devs had to perfectly memorize to avoid Microsoft jedi kinect fuckup. The real game is unplayable from what I hear.

Probably dumb bugs they haven't had time to fix

The condoms from your mom

Nah, they own GOG bro.

Nice try, but they said that they'll be playing the game live.

betting good money on this happening

>they said
sure showed me bucko

>My dad works
stopped reading here.

My brother works for CDPR and he told me your dad is the company cum dumpster. Whenever someone is stressed at work from developing they go into the dingy bathroom on the third floor and shoot a load into/on him for relief.

Every new detail makes this project more laughable.
I sure can't wait for more Destiny gameplay. Show off those Witcher 3 skill trees this time.

Well, he worked there but they fired him when he wouldn't agree to 80 hour work week and wouldn't let Marcin Iwinski fuck his wife.

Will they be providing sunglasses?

>time
hwat.
CDPR would be the definition of a timesink if not for Square-Enix.
Don't substitute blatant incompetence for lack of development time.
A room full of monkeys with typewriters with infinite time would write the works of Shakespeare, CDPR would not necessarily devise how to design and program a decent game.

>but they fired him when he wouldn't agree to 80 hour work week
That's not true. They had to call in security because your sissy father wouldn't leave the building. He just kept demanding more cum for his sissy holes.

Male V looking good.

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>parroting a disgruntled literally who journo's opinion

Obviously not true, the company is full of faggots and tranies, he wouldn't have to demand anything.

Daily reminder that Mike Blacksmith's involvement begins and ends with #ad endorsements on twitter.
Ya'll niggas is gettin' fiddled on.

twitter.com/Marcin360/status/1131475181061529601

Your father was too much of a faggot even for them. The trannies even started going back to being men and fucking women because of how much of a faggot your father is

>Why did I move to Homelessville? Well, I guess it was the soup

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Dad or not, there's no doubt this is the case. Seems to be the way things are done industry-wide...

Dude, the game will be so popular that only a "lucky" few out of the public will get to play. The rest can watch though.

h-h-have sex

>who wants this generic shit
After playing Ruiner, I do. Fucking great game with top tier aesthetics. Don't know how you can say that Cyberpunk 2077 looks better than that

>Ruiner
>Neon and rain
Majority of the get takes place underground in a warehouse.

b-but it's dark...

based, Cyberpunk is one of the few games i'm evern looking forward to. actually maybe the only one what the fuck are vidya developers even doing these days? Taking crooked incestuous deals with Sweeney to transfer money between high-level executives and China while completely cutting out any regard for the customer, who they make it excessively clear they loathe.

based shill

>s-shill
He's right you know, chang.