Average american meal

If hes american why does he have british teeth?

Because that "M" on his shirt is actually an E

Because the dirty secret of american dental health is that it is in fact worse than british dental health but simply masked with a ton of veneers.

Stop making me want to replay FC5

that isn't true dental care is fucking cheap because we can go anywhere instead of waiting on a government doctor to reject our request for treatment

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Du bist was du isst.

You can thank the millions of illegals that hopped the border for ruining our healthcare system/

why is that tv so fat?

To be honest that's a pretty good representation of Texans

because American TV

Norwegian here, burgers are fucking delicious and aren't that unhealthy if you make it right. You're eating cow, bread and one or two vegetables what the fuck is the problem. Just make sure the bread, patty and condiments isn't 99% corn syrup. Fucking retards on this board can't understand that every burger isn't McDonalds

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no guns on the table. Must be a fake

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Based Scandinavian poster

>norwegian here
nobody cares

>Norwegian
Stop eating Whales snow nigger

this

>Norwegian here
don't you have oil to drill
fuck off

Use a 100% whole wheat bun, lean ground turkey meat or deer meat with lettuce tomato, onion and hummus as the condiment. Health problem solved. It's not that hard amerifats.

deer meat is kino

I'll stop eating whales when whales stop being delicious.

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Probably commiefornians

no bourgeois allowed. go swim in your piles of money

Now imagine if every meal is a burger on every single day

I am Finnish and we have Hesburger, yet what Americans eat is not the same quality. Their beef is filled with hormones, their cheese is terrible, and their vegetables have pesticides in them.

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no cocaine or maryjane on the table

God I wish

Europeans eat muslim cock for breakfast.

based mongoroid

looks like one depressing meal, gordon ramsay wouldn't approve

What is this thread?

it's fookin RAW!!

>their cheese is terrible
You take that back you son of a bitch

Multiply that by 10 and add a shitload of soda or gatorade and it's accurate.

>believing in healthy food
Literally a brainlet owned by the health blogs. Japan has the longest life expectancy and they don't have anything like organic food.

this is a small, low fat burger in america

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The fuck is that pile of shit. Give me a greasy fat burger over that pile of shit.

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Obsessed. You don't matter.

Americans have worse teeth than British, or even than most Europeans in general.
However cosmetic dental industry is a powerhouse in the USA, and not very relevant anywhere else in the west.

Based, whale meat is great

Bad lighting makes anything look bad, but imagine the flavour of venison with the texture of a nicely marbled beef steak. That's what that was like.

I don't care who you are, that burg looks like it has some good fucking flavor

Mommy tell me another bedtime fairy tale.

>All that grease
>All that artery clogging beef
>All that artery clogging cheese
No wonder Americans are obese and have the highest heart attack statistic in the world.

Even if you discount hormonal based meat, the amount of sodium and sugars in the entire burger exceeds the daily limit. Also the reason why a commercial made burger is so much "tastier" than a homemade one is because it's fried with transfats in overdrive. One burger a week won't kill you, but 3 a day will half your lifespan easily.

see, this is where it gets retarded
you don't need to do this to food

Ah, back from USA, now i can enjoy some milk

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RENT FREE ALL DAY EVERYDAY EUROPOORS

>go on twitch
>bunch of kiddies saying NA LULW

Guess how many burger cunts care about you europoors? Fucking zero.

So obsessed. Maybe watch less American media on the television and maybe watch the boring shit your country produces instead? It can help with the obsession.

>grains are alright!
>sesame seeds are great!
>lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles are great!
>cheese is great!
>beef is great!
>put them all together and the entire fucking planet loses its mind and condemns you to obesity and heart disease

GREATEST
COUNTRY
ON
EARTH

imagine caring so much about people that dont care about you

>lunch time (or nearing it for Brits)
>they shitpost about America instead of eating their food, because their cuisine is terrible and literally every other European laughs at British """""""""""Food"""""""""""

Brexit should have been a nuke.

That legitimately looks like human fat, when it gets sucked out. Absolutely revolting.

Their life expectancy is high because their diet consists of low fat, sodium and sugars. These three are the major culprits in shit food.

Goblin cope

Who eats toast alongside a burger?

lol. imagine putting garnish over your roasted potatoes while on the other corner it looks like someone took a sloppy wet shit on your plate

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>be born american
>give tip of dick

Dont forget the part where we all have our foreskins amputated and forcibly sliced off from our infant bodies, so that it can be sold for a profit. Everything about American life, from the day you're born, you are being packaged and sold. Have your dick sliced apart and sold for profit. Food is monstanto mutant shit, cheese is grown in plastic, crops are doused in cancer causing pesiticide, water is contaminated with atrizine, its all just a poz'd nightmarish hellhole. I wish I couldve been born as a finn.

Why do Americans do this?

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This is what socialist in the bongistan eat after a fresh acid attack.

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>Source:dude trust me

At some point you get bored of the healthy food meme and realize that you're just existing like a husk and you have a choice between
1. living a full and long healthy life
2. living a short life filled with insane amounts of pleasure
I've been on the health meme for 6 years and every day it's suffering.

>Bagged milk

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So you'd eat an actual turd if someone dressed it up nice?

you do realize we can buy burgers without hormones, high quality cheese and veggies right? you fucking shut in retards take your memes way too seriously. the finnish are absolute autistic retards seriously, look at this website
hel-looks.com/20190503_06/
and this ones that supposedly look GOOD

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Of course. It's called the current state of videogame industry.

>browse Yea Forums
>feel the urge to judge anyone else
>also be wrong
ahhh the life of a european loser

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why do americans do this

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Average american girl in 1697

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>rice
pure sugar
>onions sauce
pure salt
>eat fried ton katsu all day

bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6543

>Nigel

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that burger kickin'
would load it with a side of potato wedges and a big gulp of mcdonalds sprite.

also, why is Yea Forums of all places trying to live forever? if your goal isn't to be dead by 55-60, you are living life wrong.

>have decent masculine facial aesthetics
>not amazing but can be great with hygiene and effort
>dress up feminine
Scandinavians are a bigger mental illness than burgerclaps.

>if you don't get aborted in the womb to make anti aging cream you have your dick mutilated to make anti aging cream
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

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they say NA LULW because NA players usually have a huge ego when they have low tier teams in games like vs and dota that have a huge pro scene
calm down you fucking moron

>burgers without hormones
no such thing since the animal creates its own hormones. hormones are literally meme tier fearmongering along with gmos.

>Only like one percent higher
Damn like father like son lol.

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british people are proto-americans
they have too many flaws

As opposed to the popular myth that british teeth are waaaaaaay worse than american, instead they are a tiny bit better.

C O P E

>0.2g sugar per 100g of classic rice
If rice was filled with sugar it'd be eaten non stop by americlaps that want to "lose weight".

is this some sort of whale person cake?

really cringe post
>his parents circumcised him
yikes! feels good not having retards for parents

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gmos are not fearmongering it's the realest shit in nutrition
monsanto will literally change our planet in a decade or so

Rekt

Says UK on top dumbass

As an American living in Finland don't lie and kid yourself faggot.

NO ONE LIKES HESBURGER. It is bottom is the food chain garbage. HESBURGER only has good sauces which are sold in Finnish super markets.

Go ahead tell everyone how shitty McDonald's and burger King are always packed and HESBURGER is broken and fucking empty with a drunk Finnish alcoholic throwing up in the corner of the place.

OBSESSED.

ALSO, helsinki just got taco bell and it's 100% garbage and nothing like the American menu. I could not believe how shit it was.

Yeah yeah calm down pops you disproved an accident meme. Go back to drinking your prune juice and pretending your country is still relevant.

Aborted fetal tissue is used in a lot of different processes, like artificial food flavoring and vaccines. That's Totally reasonable and ethical and doesn't make me want to scream in horror. Haha Im glad my dick got sliced apart the day I was born haha its so much more hygenic this way.

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i always find it funny in these threads how people wont say what country their from, imagine all the filthy spics and thirdworlders seething here instead of /int/ because of the shame that is their flag

This is fine
I mean, I never fucking had it or seen it in person, but I can't conceive a single problem with milk in bags. Why does everyone flip about it?

It's an average American desert

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Whatcha doin in Binland my fellow Mutt?

So you can slot your valid permit into it.

Because everyone knows you are not using good quality ingredients for an everyday burger but absolute cancerous shit.

I've seen the prices in your shops, you wouldn't be able to make a "great!" Quality burger for cheap. Fuck you

Unironically subhuman. Eating Whales and Dolphins is on par with insect chinese eating rhino dick and horn soup and snorting powdered elephant tusk.

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literally even the shittiest mom and pop burger joint in yankland is entirely better than whatever shitty appropriation you call a burger lmao.

It lends credence to the idea that Canada is the USA as copied by extraterrestrials.
Everything is just a little bit wrong.

>mfw Americans are now eligible for post birth abortions
>mfw they keep em comforble

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Unrealistic there not enough food and soft drink to take up the entire table and there should also be more rubbish around the couch

This is the face of the person who made this post btw

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What's cringe about my post? Are you a fan of Monsanto splicing frog DNA in the wheat genome?

Epic reddit meme

I bet that ugly bastard could bite through steel with those horrible things.

I met a Finnish cutie in the states and we got married. She hates Finnish men.

I have to agree Finnish women are much more mature and have their shit together. Finnish men are all man children here.

carbs are sugars you uneducated eurotrash, I'm going to invade you and break apart that fascist eu ruled by papa merkel.

burgers taste like shit, i dont know why anyone likes them
>t. burger

Is this the /ck/ thread or the /int/ thread?

Lmao nice culture

>seething euroslime writhing in rage that he has to pay 300 euros to be allowed to taste test a tenth of a slice of bread, meanwhile americans can just spend $3 on a burger

both

OBSESSED

It's the mongrel rape genes in them. They can never take losing and will sort out the slightest, most fucking minuscule insult to them with violence.

reminder that this is what euros eat lmao

now I understand why you're all so angry all the time

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fructose!=refined sugars
sub 1g of fructose is irrelevant to your metabolism when the daily allocation is 35. Educate yourself first before traveling abroad or you'll embarrass yourself.

america was born from england, checkmate faggot

whad id ur badis for dhis :D:DDDDD

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>burger
>toast
>probably coffee
nobody does this

anti science scum

allianceforscience.cornell.edu/blog/2016/05/gmo-safety-debate-is-over/

It's not even cheese, it's processed shit

lol I get it now

It's 20x more retarded so I'd say /int/

I dont understand how Finn and Jap men seem to so often be manchildren (and I hate to use that term). I think the fact theyre basically spoiled because their countries are poz'd shitholes the way America is

Tell me about Americans, why do they eat burgers?