What is Mario?

What is Mario?
He is not human?

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He’s a plumber.

definitely not a human, he's from new york.

he's italian

He's actually of Mushroom Kingdom descent, is he not?

what? He's italian as fuck

He's actually a bastard of previous mushroom king that Peach's father usurped throne from.

How can he be itialian if he was raised in the Mushroom Kingdom

How do you know he was?

Italian genetics are that powerful

Is Yoshi's Island part of Mushroom Kingdom? Or are they separatists?

Anyone who’s played this game will realize that it is the residents of New Donk that are not human

Isn't Mario supposed to be like 5'05"? He's way out of scale in that game. What happened to Nintendo consistency?

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But are baby mario and mario even the same character? do they exist simultaneously?

no, he's italian!
BA DA BING

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no, he's a brit pretending to be italian

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He is italian, fuck off with your racism.

Maybe. I'm curious on how the geography is in the Mario series.

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If they had done care to make the taxis look more like Crown Vics i would've bought this.

Is the Mushroom Kingdom in Brooklyn or Italy?

The "humans" in New Donk are referred to as "New Donkers", so it's not that Mario isn't human, it's the city occupants that aren't.

Odissey has MK as an island shaped like a Mushroom.
Of course this doesn't match with the M&L series.

Yoshi's Island series and M&L PiT

He's half sicilian

Kyoto

He's European.

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It's in Nigeria.

I'd like to hear him talking in sicilian dialect.

figures.

if you could hear Charles Martinet say one line what would it be?

In the 3DS Yoshi island Mario travels back in time to protect himself throughout the game

lmao, true

Dwarf.

where do people get the factoid that he's from brooklyn

"It's-a me, Mario!"

Marios Time Machine

>Americans aren't human
>Europeans aren't human

The Star Children weren't even born, so it doesn't make sense to claim their ethnicity like "italian". They were brought by the stork, and presumably created with star power which is apparently omnipotent

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Unironically "Bing bing wahoo!", vocalizing the coin SFX.

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?

NINTENDO

uhh no
I'm pretty sure the Yoshi Island games established that he's a "star child" or someshit and native to the mushroom kingdom part of the world.

The SUPER MARIO
SUPER SHOW

Mario is a fictional humanoid character.

Humans come in many shapes and sizes, user.

Trans rights are human rights, you Nazi bigots!!!

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It was Nintendo of America's canon for him for a long time until Super Mario 64 reinvented things for the western audience.

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reminder that Mario did 9/11

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He 's 5'11

A midge. A sort of, "Gremlin" like being.

What I wouldn't give to land a good kick square in the middle of his forehead.

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You realise unless you're a nigger or something, Americans are also European you dumb burger

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