ONLY REAL MEN IN THIS THREAD. NO GAY FAGGOTS

ONLY REAL MEN IN THIS THREAD. NO GAY FAGGOTS

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oh, oops! gay faggot here, just misclicked! i'll see myself
out...

Soldier is a gift to the universe.

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REAL MAN REPORTING

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning xD

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This guy flies in and slaps your girlfiend's ass, what do

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Kill him and laugh REALLY hard

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>I've got your cock in my sights
What the fuck blizzard.

kill him in 0.3 seconds because he's marked for death

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>NO GAY FAGGOTS
wait you can be one without being the other?

Aside from looking cool, wouldn't an unusual hat be a disadvantage? It literally screams your location.
I must say though, I love Miami Nights
Fuck Dane

>wouldn't an unusual hat be a disadvantage
depends on how many medics your team has
if theres one or more, expect them to pocket you 24/7
otherwise you're just giving the enemy a good reason to shoot you since people wearing unusuals are typically smarter than the average brainlet f2p
even if its not by much

Change your hat after every kill so nobody can focus you.

I found out that the gibus has this invisible power on making your enemies underestimate you 300% times more than when wearing any hats or nothing at all.

Gibusvision + taunt after every kill still works wonders too.

reminder that if you substitute "M" in maggot with "F", a lot of Soldier's voice lines sound more like what you'd hear out of a guy like him in the 60s

>implying that joke of a "downside" ever really matters
Soldier has enough health to survive most minicrit attacks and the speed that thing gives him when he's low is nearly Scout-tier.
He can also just not pull it out when enemies are nearby if he thinks it'll ever be a liability, and only use it when he thinks it's safe.
Escape Plan and Disciplinary Action are the only genuinely overpowered things about Soldier. The stock class is actually balanced.

>*proceeds to lose all duels against enemy soldiers*

comfy

That's adorable

Ahem...

Soap.

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hon hon hon *snort*

>making your enemies underestimate you 300% times more than when wearing any hats or nothing at all.
to be fair, a 90% of those gibus wearers are shitters.

more than that
>tfw you deleted your gibus and can't imitate gibi

...Soap.

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gay

Post your greasemonkeys

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W A I T, wasn't rubberfruit into V0re?

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