Kill my dad.
Kill my dad
Jason Long
Nathan Turner
no way, fag
Aiden Martin
And if I do you'll get your chest area fixed. Remember, that's the deal, and we're talking middle of the alphabet at least. I ain't risking prison for no C cups.
Owen Hernandez
Serana? You look...different.
Noah Reed
god she was annoying, just shut up you stupid vamp bitch
Isaiah Wright
fallout 3 ending is smalltime compared to the abortion of a plot that is dawnguard
John Mitchell
just turn your brain off bro
Christian Johnson
Aight
Jaxson Reyes
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM
Nicholas White
Serana should have been the secret final boss of the DLC.
Carter Rivera
C cups are objectively the perfect size tits though you dirty pleb
Andrew Diaz
It's okay to be gay user, just don't expect anyone to care about your opinions on women, or anything.
Dominic Hill
Bitch, do you even alphabet? It's D.
Aaron Walker
Whatever makes you happy
Christian Hernandez
Someone post that pastebin.
John Harris
Whatever, queer.
Jonathan Green
>not knowing that cup size can vary on women
Girl A can have B-cups that you'll like user, same for girl B who can have G-cups you'll like.
Flat is justice though.
Benjamin Collins
>alright time to be a fucking vampire slayer
>one quest in already have an unkillable forced vampire companion
>next part of the quest makes you face more unkillable vampires
>go back to Dawnguard HQ and faggot chews you out for not killing the vampires that were essential and game had your weapons forcefully holstered
>game prevents you from killing any important vampire until the last quest and never the Serana and her mother even after the whole questline is complete and the characters serve no purpose
Alexander Lee
*angry paladin noises*
Xavier Scott
Fuck my daughter.
Daniel Hernandez
>going to be a super vampire, fuck yes
>forced to join the vampire hunter organization
>naturally they are dumbasses that don't even try to test if you're a vampire even though you know, vampires are known to infiltrate societies and pose as vampire hunters
what exactly was bethesda's endgame with this expansion?
Kevin Torres
It's your fault for going on the fag route.
Being a vamp makes you lord of the castle and you can kill the Dawnguard after the last quest.
Jonathan Cox
they do actually test you later down the questline
Adrian Nguyen
Only if I get to shove that soulgem in your ass while fucking you!
Landon Gutierrez
C-can I fuck you first?
Dominic Sanders
Todd likes vampires but hates writing.
Adam Nelson
>finish DLC
>ยง
>*clicks on serana*
>disable
>DLC is now finished.
Kevin Gutierrez
only if you say "to be a man you must have honor, honor and a penis" in the Shin Chan voice
Robert Butler
Are the things that get disabled sent to sithis?
Brody Kelly
Hell if I know. In fallout 4 I can shove people I don't like into pillories in a mirelurk infested shithole at least.
Cooper Martinez
Very ableist.
Nolan Torres
they check if you joined the vampires after talking with them but you can become a vampire to enter the soul gem dimension and their cool with it because they know you're on their side
I just wish they did more with the Vigils of Stendarr for Dawnguard beside blow up their only house in Skyrim
Owen Green
Kill an elf, fix all my problems
Zachary Mitchell
The most fleshed out npc in the game that comments on the world around you and flirts with you.
"Lmao u cant marry her" -Todd
Jonathan Reyes
Skyrim would go from a 7/10 to a 5/10 without mods.
Jackson Perez
>Can't marry her
mods are a god send
Grayson Edwards
>sithis takes the disabled into his realm
Sound to me like he is very progressive actually
Juan Gray
>mfw you can't go full Judge Dredd and kill all the vampire scum
I also felt really disappointed when the game doesn't give you the option to join the Silver Hand to hunt down the werewolfs.
Austin Cooper
Indeed. Mods make or break bethesda games and they know it
Mason Wilson
I'm sad that they didn't give me an option to murder her on sight and figure shit out yourself, even if you bring her to Isran first he tells you to go do what she says instead of caging her and taking the scroll.
Christopher Barnes
will do
t. Molag Bal
Joshua Sanders
>Vampire hunters send you to go murder vampires
>You go and kill shit ton of vampires
>Meet Serana
>"Imma Vampire"
>"Well I'm suppose to murder your kind"
>"Pls dont, tee hee"
>"Okay"
What the fuck?
Jason Cook
>OMG NO I CAN'T KILL MY BASED DRAGON SOI BOY, DAMN YOU WENCH I WILL NoT LISTEN TO THOTS
Nolan Price
are you okay
Jose Cruz
Why is it that very few good writers want to do videogame work?
Ayden White
I came so hard after having a threesome with Serana and her mom in front of Harkon's ashes.
Jonathan Green
Okay, good. Now have actual sex.
Jack Rogers
I'm your father user.
David Brown
>no mods to mindbreak serana, sacrifice Valerica and side with Harkon
loverslab is slipping
Joshua Torres
>not turning Serana human
plebs
Connor Gonzalez
>downloads mod so you can marry her
Zachary Brown
>ruining the only good thing about her
Carter Long
Being a vamp isn't much better faggot
Chase Campbell
The fuck is that?
Hudson Adams
Reminder the literal God of rape took her virginity with his giant barbed cuck
Reminder she likely can't even feel a dicklet like you if you fucked her
Because that shits for nerds and failed writers.
Jaxson Barnes
That's not how that works at all. The letter is a set deal. They'll just look different based on the girth of their upper body.
Tyler Rogers
Tyler Ortiz
I like yungscrolls but blood gang is his weakest track
BALMORA VICE on the other hand
youtube.com
Jaxson Brown
I always imagine I CHIM'd them out of existence.
Nicholas Bailey
>set her free, save her mom and kill her dad
>oh btw I don't do chapels, enjoy your blue balls
Cameron Ross
Yes Kill him.
Landon Williams
I can't figure out what she is trying to show
Samuel Hernandez
She's showing your active subscription as a virgin.
Evan Taylor
Id do it without you asking fagg.
Ryder Bell
Rude
Colton King
Gross.
Colton Roberts
Camden Collins
>see a vampire
>that fucking vampire has an elder scroll
>you are so dead bitch
>the slut is essential
So....
>install loverslab framework
>install mods to rape corpses
>setessential 0
>kill the bitch in 3 seconds
>spend a few minutes having fun with the corpse and put it on a sack
>go back to the nig nog and show him the dead bitch and the elder scroll
>nigga dosent understand
>kill him aswell and everyone in the fort
>go to the castle and kill everyone there aswell
Best way to play dawnguard.
Austin Robinson
It's from a mod with dialogue that looks like it was written by a 12-year-old who has never talked to women.
Adam Perez
>nowthatswhaticalledgy.png
Austin Stewart
You aren't forced to joined Dawnguard past the first mission though, retard.
Owen Jenkins
Yes
Josiah Gray
Take skooma or else!
Aaron Gray
Back to elsweyr junkie
Dominic Young
Stop paying for things
Jeremiah Thomas
Khajiit can't be junkies. They don't get physically addicted to anything related to moon sugar.
Isaiah Brooks
I, Molag Baal require a human sacrifice that is not only cute.... But funny.
Dylan Jackson
I don't work for old hags
Nathan Martinez
Look at this Parthunax
Andrew Bell
Based
Asher Watson
and this Odaviing, the dragon you ride on to get to alduin.
Landon Cox
We got Alduin too
John Robinson
And finally Durniviir
Dylan Carter
Cute and funny Serana a best
Connor Reed
Damn straight. Murder the world. Reach heaven by violence.
Brody Lee
What's the best mod list
Christopher Brooks
Durniviir is a good girl, but don't let her sit on your couch. She's kind of.... drippy.
Christian Murphy
Go on...
Kevin Morales
Leo Wright
I'll do it because I love laura bailey.
Carson Cox
I can't post the lewds so it's not that interesting
Brandon Parker
M-MOMMY? GIVE WARM TUMMY MILKIES! Hmmm...*pop* hmmhmmm *pop*
David Brooks
well you could at least link to an imgurl or the mod page
Ayden Sanders
So it's a cat girl waifu mod?
You should be forced to join vampire hunters to join a clan of vampires period retard.
Jason Ortiz
Too old
Cooper Garcia
Shit got deleted from nexus it's still on workshop
steamcommunity.com
You might need to replace the body it might be never nude I'm not sure because I replaced it before checking
Camden Barnes
>durniviir a loli and not a ara ara milf
Kys
Nathan Allen
par for the course where skyrim is concerned
Aaron Davis
>Author hides his mod cause it pissed off some folks
Samuel Miller
That's not the quest line, dipshit.
You find out about the Dawnguard and they give you a mission to go into some cave to prove loyalty/competence. There you find Serana and then she makes you go with her to Castle Volkihar where you can choose to join the vamps or stay with the vampire hunters.
Alexander Rogers
Why would I do that when I can become a Vampire myself and be immortal with my waifu?
Jason Moore
>looks like dogshit
Yep, that's a kid from skyrim alright.
Xavier Lopez
I always knew Almalexia is a feetfag.
Christian Phillips
So you have to want to go sign up with a bunch of vampire hunters and kill numerous vampires to get the chance to join the clan of vampires you were killing 10 minutes ago.
Julian Young
Nicholas Rogers
>Not making your character sugoi
Nicholas Bennett
Aiden Torres
Which one cut his balls tho?
Lincoln Watson
No, Dawnguard only starts by trying to join the vampire hunters. You don't even know that the volkihar vampires exist in the beginning.
Nathaniel Brooks
The god of rape, Molag Bal, usually manifests himself as a very tall, muscular, demonic humanoid. The process in which a true vampire is created involves being directly raped by him. He's known for his cruelty, and love of pain, and domination. It's mentioned in some scripts that his penis is insanely large and spiked, and the process of getting raped by him is worse than death. Funny how she forgot to mention that part before pursuing a relationship with you.
Henry Perry
Andrew Bailey
Being fair the Vampire faction sends you on radiant quests to kill normal vampires all the time.
Caleb Gray
>being part of Molag Bal's church of cocksleeves
>not fucking off and becoming true undead overlord
Lincoln Gomez
Not the first time I cucked a daedric prince.
Bentley Thompson
Have they fixed this fucking mod yet? Last time I tried it it was super unstable and half the shit didn't work right
Noah Jackson
Was he /ourguy/
Isn't that by the guy who pulled all his mods over Drumpf?
Wyatt Peterson
She does mention the ceremony was degrading and not everyone survives.
Also if you want the details of Molags penis you should ask Vivec
Zachary Murphy
>Installed this
>Became a litch leauges above Harkon in power
>Basically this the entire game
Owen Powell
No he's been MIA since 2013
Nolan Jones
>Dawnguard literally only happens because the Dragonborn was too retarded to take the Elder Scroll from Serana
Jack Price
Samuel Diaz
He uploaded an SE version in 2016 with bugs and all intact. I wish he'd just fix the fucking mod because the companion patch mods like classical lichdom keep disappearing from nexus randomly
Jeremiah Green
More loli serana. Where can I find art of her? Better yet, videos?
Owen Thompson
>the most popular girls are a roastie that barely survives getting raped by a foot long spiked dick or a red headed slut that takes werewolf knots on the daily
How do people have taste this shit? If you wanted conventionally attractive and slutty, you can at least go for sluts that fuck normal humans. Even Lydia plebs have more sense than Serana and Aela cucks.
Jonathan Sanchez
Really? They forced her that hard and you can't even marry her in vanilla?
Michael Baker
Just download the mod yourself and a few sex mods and go at it senpai
Hunter Carter
>not just making your own pure waifu companion
Robert Garcia
Based and wormpilled.
Jacob Richardson
>Kill my dad.
>no way, fag
FPBP
Julian Hall
I'm terrible at modding, user. And I'm lazy.
Andrew Morales
Luke Sanders
Just fuck Sylgja.
Lucas Roberts
SHAHVEE IS BEST GIRL
Gabriel Ross
Does Aerin count as a normal human?
Parker Rivera
absolutely based
Jason Campbell
>not becoming the pure waifu
Grayson Butler
It's either her, the orc chick who you cuck a chief for or the qt Nord miner.
Kevin Martin
My fucking brothers.
Parker Bell
>not downloading other anons who became the pure waifu
Michael Cooper
No thanks, I'd rather the chick from the dragon born DLC, she at least didn't get BAL'D
Aaron White
>I know life on the docks isn't easy. Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can.
Yep, I'm thinking she based
Michael Brown
Why were the dark brotherhood pajama robes the comfiest set in the game?
Tyler Hughes
Which one? The Skal seer?
Jeremiah Roberts
Few characters annoyed me more than Serana but holy fucking shit the Skaal Dragonborn bitch takes every slice of the cake.
At least Serana's voice acting was fine, this one never shuts the fuck up AND sounds retarded.
Josiah Nelson
Holy fuck the size of that SE guide
Hudson Rodriguez
>marrying a roastie that lost virginity by being brutally raped by a monster
ISHYGGYDIGGY
Gavin Morales
Whatever her name was, the chick who you meet at the start.
She at least looked better not saying much with skyrim characters but still and wasnt forced into the plot in such a retarded way. Also not the prince of rapes sloppy seconds.
Christopher Allen
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
Owen Flores
>recommending requiem
>recommending overhauls at all
Poor newbies will fall for this.
Ian Cruz
Logan James
Yeah it's fucking big. Ends at around 650 mods and 400 plugins pre merge/bash takes about 12 hours to download with Nexus Premium
Angel Martin
>manjaw
Tell me the appeal of Bijin again
Ryder Bennett
What do you recommend then to make this turd of a game enjoyable?
Andrew Flores
>she looked better
Angel Martin
>manjaw
Jonathan Sullivan
>can't join the vigilant and purify the land
>dawnguard dlc just fucking destroys the vigilants hideout without a fight
fuck you, todd
Jackson Smith
>cute and upbeat
>always been poor and lives in the capital of smelly shitcloaks so would probably get super flustered when you invite her to live in your giant solitude mansion
Blake Cruz
cringe
Ayden Fisher
Outlander milkdrinker cant understand the beauty of strong Nord jaws
Camden Myers
check your test levels
Brandon Perry
Fuck, nevermind. I forgot how bad she actually looked. Serena still a shit though.
Jackson Gomez
Stop being lazy senpai it's not hard and it doesn't take that long unless you're overhauling the game
Ayden Gutierrez
ravioli
Tyler Brooks
anime might have fried your brain
Aiden Hall
How would they even survive that molag cock?
Liam Murphy
They didn't that's why they're undead
Lucas Jenkins
Upload an album, user.
Jason Gutierrez
Jesus that loli serena looks awful.
Owen Roberts
>harkon has a cute loli wife and daughter wife
Absolutely based vampire
Brayden Morales
>not cucking the elf and the bard fag with camilla
feels good to steal the bitch from those two dorks
Dylan Nelson
>implying she hasn't already fucked both
Isaac Brooks
What face mod is this? Adorable faces?
Colton Kelly
>have to choose which faction to side with
>decide to play with the vampire hunters and replay with vampires next
>finish the story
>start it again and see how differently it plays out
>do a couple of quests
>quests are identical, opposing npc's just have different skins and you perform the fetching for another npc
>check walkthrough to see any differences
>basically none whatsoever apart from the first quest being slightly different
This is the culmination of what's wrong with current Bethesda. They put the absolute minimal effort in quests and story which makes the games dull and soulless.
Josiah Peterson
>two beta soi cucks
>fucking anyone
right, that one was saving herself for alpha dragonborn cock
fuck, now I wanna replay this shit
Sebastian Wilson
what mod is this? or is there actually vaguely cute girl in base skrim
Angel King
That undeath transformation is a lot weaker than the vampire lord one.
Ryan Lewis
Yes
Sebastian Fisher
>cute girls in base Skyrim
LOL
Julian Morgan
yea i didn't expect that
James Anderson
What hair mod?
Nathan Diaz
Don't know the mod was taken off nexus it was from a Japanese hair pack is all I remember