Minecraft... home

Minecraft... home

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LMFAO SO TRUE

It was my first game too xD.

At-least it was before I fucked everything up.

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Man, the recent update fucked my game.
The game runs at 3 or 4 fps now... and I swear I saw a group of those pillagers spam right outside my house.

I know I shouldn't have built it so exposed and now I'm fucked.

>hunger

Am I the only one experiencing fucked up lighting from torches since the last update?

i can not imagine having the console edition being my first introduction to minecraft
what a horrible port

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Met a girl a few months back who I'm trying to get in her pants and she plays some vidya. For some fucking reason she's really into Don't Starve Together but I just can't fucking play it. Makes me wish I was back in Mingecraft where I could take a break from resource farming to create my cool chill pad and shit.

yes

I miss it

>console

...

I haven't played minecraft since 1.2 release. Did they ever add anything fun?

At least it was before combat update fucked everything up

>zoomers

1.14 on java is fucked right now thanks to mojang internal sabotage

about to start a solo tekkit game what pack should I use for a first time

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define "fun"

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is this the herobrine seed?

Aquatic update was fun. You can now actually see under the water. Also sunken ships, and buildings. Basicly underwater content.

Yes, but mining is still bland.

only brainlet autists dislike the hunger mechanic

post server

FUUUUCK WHEN THE FUCK IS OPTIFINE 1.14.1 RELEASING
I NEED MY SHADERS FUUUUCK

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192.168.1.1

They fleshed out the seas which is great, but mining and cave exploration still sucks

microsoft? this release was weirdly unstable, there is even more pre releases for 1.14.2

Minecraft is only good heavily modded

They'll never expand mining because they'll use the "too many people have shit computers still, we want everyone to have fun" excuse.

Jens is a terrible dev, change my mind.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

>tfw you run a server that has to be the newest version constantly so ill never get to use optifine

You're just a brainlet for not being able to automate and innovate within the realm of vanilla minecraft.

recommend some mods
preferably shit like littlemaid or lovely robot but for 1.12

>boot up minecraft to see what they've done in the last 5 years
>actually get back into it, spend a few hours grinding some decent gear, exploring all the new underwater shit
>finally get to the end
>platform spawns 100 blocks away from the island
>get 1-hit KO'd into space by the dragon whilst bridging there
>lose all my shit
>close game
remind me, was this game ever good?

recommend simple-ish mods for a first timer.
is tekkit still a thing? i watched yogscast play it back in the day.
automation stuff looks cool, but not too obtuse and really grindy shit. on the other end, no weird fantasy shit, i kinda like the simple survival.

it always was and is. it's your mistake to fly with gear you can't afford to lose.

>bedrock

what are some good modpacks? i mostly just play FTB stuff but that shit gets boring once your out of the early game.

I just dislike games that can mercilessly kill you with a single roll of an RNG

/gamerule keepinventory true
Even bedrock has this option

>cheating

Then don't complain

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would've expected to see someone modding that over the player model by now.
I'm curious, are there any model replacement mods out there besides CustomSteve?

>RNG
>doing a one block bridge

>have to LITERALLY turn cheats on in order for game to be playable
was 3 blocks wide with water off the side in case I fell off
dragon didnt give a fuck

lmao dude just crawl

Where the fuck do you use glazed terracotta?

git gud lol

2b2t is really fun
it's the one server i could find that isn't complete shit

annoying how the only guy I know who relentlessly keeps telling people to play on his minecraft server refuses to add any mods at all and just wants to run it vanilla

he's obviously a retrofag nintendo obsessive

bro mods are shit. you're the retard here

I don't know, I think people who don't shut the hell up about muh mods are more annoying

Everybody in the chat type Alex is a stupid _ _ _ _ _ _ ?

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do you think MS has made back its investment in minecraft?

CREEPAH

Chisel and Bits
Fuck everything else go build a nice looking table

I doubt they've made it all or even mostly back, but they could undoubtedly turn a profit if they sold the franchise now. They've turned it into a powerhouse of an IP.

WHEN THE FUCK IS ASTRAL SORCERY GETTING UPDATED TO ADD NEW CONTENT

if they wanted that maybe they'd fucking optimize the game lmao

I'm not even talking about those gigantic fuckin' engineering mods, I just want something other than building your shitty house somewhere.
I'd go for a custom map, or a zombie defense version of minecraft, or hell, even a simple "let's all build a town together" or anything collaborative, but it's all
>hey guys come join the mc server!!!
>log in
>literally nothing going on, three guys building houses at completly different places, at most the faggy admin will teleport into your house and look at your shit then leave

yeah, you took a risk with your stuff when it would fall into the void if you died, should of went in with expendable gear or not died
it's not rng you got killed by making a mistake
if you don't like how you lose your stuff on death that's your solution

Ok dudes, what modpacks do I want to look into if I'm trying to just fuck myself up with magic mods, and aren't that huge on like industrial tech progression mods?

September 2014 it was at 54 million copies sold across all platforms and now it's at 176 million, plus you add in all those toys, microtransactions... so maybe?

>three guys building houses at completly different places
I don't think mods will fix that

>he plays on vanilla
>he doesn't play with kitchen sink modpacks

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The thing is I don't think its one you can actually utilise.

You say they could turn a profit by selling; they bought it for over a billion, and it was already at a point where max saturation was close to being reached (you already had autistic children masturbating to minecraft porn when Notch was involved). To me the buy just seemed really poorly planned on MS's part. Now if they were to flip it for a profit, with where its at, how could anyone else even hope to make a profit off of it? Who else is left to actually buy Minecraft?

I know kids are obsessed with it - my ex's little brother was one of them - but i don't think buying foam pickaxes is going to generate enough profit to warrant such a high price.

>September 2014 it was at 54 million copies sold across all platforms and now it's at 176 million


Jesus christ. Disregard my point in then:
>it was already at a point where max saturation was close to being reached

Apparently not

Thaumcraft bro

Im trying to create a big cherry blosoom tree on a skyblock but i have no idea where to go next with this build.

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I already dabble in a modpack with thaumcraft, botania, and witchery. They were fun but I'm keen to expand my horizons.

No one modpack is probably going to be a safe recommend, so keep an eye out for certain mods:
Anything with Astral Sorcery is a safe bet. Just don't make an Armara Mantle unless you want to break the game.
Thaumcraft if you don't mind grinding for research and the retarded fucking sanity effects.
Botania if you want a factory mod disguising itself as a magic mod.
Embers Rekindled if you really fucking like Dwarves.
Abyssalcraft if you're a legitimate masochist.

Tree's gonna be real impressive until you get 1/3rd up the trunk and hit the height limit.

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My pockets are empty then, good luck with finding one

any sexmods yet

i have 80 blocks of height left

>console
unbased and unredpilled

Heres a pity (You), been handing these out a lot lately

why not a FTB pack?

lmao you should've survived with that, get fucking good.

While inferior at the end of the day the switch version is still pretty comfy

Fuck Astral Sorcery and Ember.

What's wrong with Astral Sorcery?

My last modpack already had botania which I never used as a factory mod I just unga'd my way through with an infinite mana generator and that mirror.
Thaumcraft as well but I didn't explore it too thoroughly.

What modpacks have astral sorcery and/or embers rekindled that you'd recommend?

I'm a Kitchensinkfag, so I just use FTB Revelations which has everything I mentioned in save for Abyssalcraft.

I just don't like the whole premise of looking at the sky at certaind times and days to figure out some random shape.

I love how this board acts like TF2 is a boomer game and Minecraft is a zoomer game even though TF2 first peaked around the time Minecraft came out.

It's not that hard, though. You literally just slap down the telescope/Observatory and check it every night when you've got a constellation learned but not unlocked. After that, you just connect the dots.

>Tfw my friend gifted me a copy to play with him but it won't even install on Windows 7

Way to kill a game.
Nobody wants to install shitty windowspy 10

So you're poor enough where you can't even spend ten bucks to play games with your friend?

I bet it's some fags that didn't know about MC until mid 2010s, where they got exposed to it by youtube

make your own modpack

fuck mods and fuck modders

Just install windows 10 you fucking incel