Heres your waitress for tonight, brother

Heres your waitress for tonight, brother.

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SJWs won

can this fucking game die already

it's weird, the outfits and skins are definitely good in concept and designed well but for some reason they don't look good in the actual game.

Thanks, I'll only tip 10%.

>VH
>That waistress quest in the Breeze Village
>The whole oldman optional scene
Nice.

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Not thicc enough

>thicc thighs and Asian schoolgirl

Pandering to waifufags hard. Maybe they've realized what demographics care anymore.

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Did she fucking eat my food before it even got to my table? Get this fucking hog out of here.

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Just post the waist so I can chuckle at Blizzard for the x amount of time today

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Nanako is ugly

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New skins or even maps won't convince me to play this game again

It was fun but it's old hat and I'm only interested in new shit now.

I feel like I won cause i’m going to jerk off to this

>The apron doesn't blows with Snowball's breeze

Gay ass shit

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God damn that's a nice ass

god i want to feed mei until her tummy is too big to fit into that outfit

bro... post the REAL version

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lmao

I'm glad people have saved the mei webms I've made over the years.

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shit taste

>edited with organs
i dont think the person that made this knows anatomy as well as they think they do.

It's hilarious that people still insist that Mei is some sort of titanic fat-swelled beast of cellulite despite her offcial model, official art, and the rest of reality proving them wrong. Why are all of you this damn desperate to believe Mei is a blob?

Why are Mei's skins so sexy and D.va's are never?

its fat thighs. Only a fat american will look at this and think its thicc lmao
you delusional fucks should consider a salad or suicide

does D.va have an Evangelion skin yet or is Blizzard fucking dumb?

I want to fuck Mei's fat rolls!

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In about 4-5 years maybe. Then again maybe not.

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THICCER! MORE OGRANS!

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MORE ORGANS! 4 STOMACHS! 5 HEARTS! 3 LIVERS!

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Marketers hard at work promoting that boring wank bait for a week straight, I see.

I want to snuggle up against Mei's soft, warm, fat, blubbery body in bed on a cold winter night!

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>won
It's clear overwatch is making shit for the r34 crowd now moron. They thought the mew D. VA skin was going to break the internet because she's dressed like a school girl.

If you want more proof hear all the new voicelines for the event. It's clear the 800 fired employees at blizzard were the useless sjw's. You morons are just fucking obsessed.

Listen to the new cowgirl sniper voicelines, that all have sexual overtones. Its clear that they know sjw's don't buy their crap.

>free box gives me new dva skin
I feel offended by this, I'm not a dva faggot. It needs a special kind of retard to like dva.

BLUE LIVES MATTER

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>It's clear the 800 fired employees at blizzard were the useless sjw's
most of them weren't even involved in the actual game development retard.

You bros enjoying the arcade mods they probably got off the workshop? I like mirror free for all, changing heroes for everyone on the spot and all, makes for good stuff, gun game's not that bad either but I prefer mirror more.

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I unironically got this with my free lootbox. Got cute riot shield Brigitte rolling out my green circles. I’m a bit worried now that I’m not going to get the toxic skin and that I’ve blown my wad.

It takes a special kind of faggot to not realize D.va is one of the best characters to play every season of the games history.

I got the new roadhog skin which is obviously the best skin this event.

>skin is called "toxic"

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I want to let Mei pig out on all the ice cream that her stomach can possibly hold!

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Police D'va is better.

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why is she so fat

WalrusHog still best hog.

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Post your face when you will never have a thicc asian gf.

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Are you stupid? The marketing team tells the designers what should be made to sell shit. They pitch in ideas for trends and the designers work. That's how marketing departments work.

They fired most of the marketing department.

I will literally never play this shit game, but I will continue to fap to the SFM porn.

Skin is shit.

Best skins is the new toxic, the Chinese pig skin, and the butcher skin.

It's fine, optimal sized and healthy sounds pretty amazing, they can keep the thicc.

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>"maybe i should try OW again"
>remember the gameplay
nope

They're out there, user! Just keep looking!

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when did Yea Forums get so many chubby chasers

Pig is lazy af faggot.

arcade is for farming lootboxes, nobody unironically likes it.

What is this supposed to be? A radiation suit?

Extra T H I C C just like how I want my asian wife.

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Disagree, best skin is walrus. Toxic just seems meh to me, chinese pig is fine in that uncanny valley thing, and butcher has a pretty cool gun, but still, pretty meh.

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> that new mercy voice line

I didn’t even have to buy it. I can’t wait to spam it in quick play.

WE MUST GO BIGGER

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That's literally fascist you know.

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Why do women cry non-stop about attractive characters in games, but when you look at the characters women create in MMOs, it's always the youngest, hottest looking fucktoy race? (eg. blood elf in WoW, miqo'te in FFXIV, etc.)

what is it?

More like we won, because we're going to fap to Mei.

youtube.com/watch?v=SFXprhOS-nY

Walrus is so gay bro. No one ever fucking uses it. All the winter skins that year except mercy were shit. She got the sugar plum skin which was really good.

youtu.be/nvmjFFSLTq0

> can’t wait to spam it in quick pla
Umm, that's going to be a 30-day ban on your account. Permanent if you don't write an essay about why toxicity is wrong

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I want to fucking murder all of these people.

I do. Ranked is a meme, quickplay is where you go if you want to try and play the game but normally end up having to play support/tank unless you want to lock in the 4th dps vs the enemy 2/2/2, and arcade is where you go to have fun and/or mess around more than anywhere else.

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>They fired most of the marketing department.
The majority of the firings were IT employees.

>all the sexual voice lines this event
>the two new skins made for the r34 crowd

It's clear blizzard is going a new direction. They made ashe and mercy into sluts now with the voices.

DAMN IT I WANT A THICC ASIAN GF AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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It's just the women that don't really play games who complain.
Also you should take personal female studies course by checking out some erotic fiction women write in Wattpad and similar sites, nobody is better in objectifying and degrading (self insert) female characters than women themselves.

>was an unironic GM-level reaper back when he "wasnt good"
>they buffed his range and leech to ridiculous proportions
>now if the enemy team doesnt focus me I can easily kill everyone by holding W+M1

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But right side of history user!

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>That genji pose
>that new voice line

Dammit genji,stop making me want to do kendo!

Stuff of nightmares

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>police bad
Do these people lack any sort of critical thinking skills?

Hey at least you can't discriminate or say hateful thing about nazis and racist either, after all they say "ANY FORM". Still putting voice lines in the game, and not letting me enjoy giving my character a bit more life and goof around because player #41238 decided that makes him unhappy seem pretty awful.

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If blizzard is doing this. Imagine the summer skins this year. They know what they are doing.

>get a ton of backlack from the tumblr crowd for the Police DVA skin
>make another police skin anyway
Are Blizzard, dare I say it, /ourguys/?

what does fat chinese girl poop smell like

thats not thicc.

thats obese.

>Policewoman D.Va is ok because she's asian
>Riot shield Brigitte is not ok because she's white and white people doing lawful things are BAD!!

only ones that win in this game are the sfm creators

I wish to breed

As an American that lives in Finland now I can say 100% the police in America are retards, not have proper training, and are assholes on average. They are really fucking embarrassing compared to the rest of the modern world.

Any uneducated moron can become a cop in a hick ass town.

Of course not, they think that putting a Swedish girl in Swedish police outfit in fictional universe literally means that devs support real world American police violence and racism.
SJW:s aren't capable of really enjoying pure escapism.

>Ywn grab handfuls of an Asian landwhale's blubber
Why even go on?

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Reaper tends to be one of my go to dps characters, probably because I like shotguns in games ... and because unlike roadhog his weapon spread isn't the size of his country of origin.

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>meanwhile in doto2

Good job proving how retarded you are.

>DAMN IT I WANT AN OBESE ASIAN GF AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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It's a shame China is a dystopian bugman shit hole

I'd love to visit some day

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BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

I'm not american you fat fuck

>be thicc/mommyfag
>finally meet a girl i get along with
>she's 5'0" and a total ironing board
>tastes do a 180°

THE WEAKNESS OF THE WILL

Best mercy skin is combat medic.

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petite > fat pigs

thats chinese though

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no i just know there's no appeal of someone that stuffs their face and refuses to fix themselves.

Athlethic>Average>Petit>"Thicc">Men pretending to be women>Dying of obesity>Dying from malnutrition

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Rude, just grab the tits you doofus

>Removing the name.
YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL THROWN IN JAIL!

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>someone that stuffs their face and refuses to fix themselves
Sounds pretty hot to me! Greed, indulgence, and shameless decadence!

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diving suit

You can like both ya know

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petite > athletic > average > "thicc" > dying from malnutrition > dying of obesity > men pretending to be women

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please eat at least somewhat healthy and lose weight user

But that ruins the joke.

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This guy gets it

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*Imp

Average>petit>athletic>"thicc">furry porn such as crystal nothing too heavy>"would rather fuck anything else female" > dead corpse of a beautiful women>>>> ham beast shit

Hail hambeasts!

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*Combat Medic

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I guess the joke still works because you aded the dead corpse part.

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Combat medic is so vanilla and plain.

Witch is objectively the best skin in game to this day for mercy. Things have come close such as the breast cancer or sugar plum skin but witch is still best skin.

ITT: Fatties in denial

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source?

It's elevated to a whole other level now.

legitimate, real autism

I guess I like uniforms. I have that pink skin, I more or less never use it since I got it for the donation, and while i appreciate the consistency in the effects, that other skins tend to lack, I still prefer combat medic, over all feels better. Suits/Uniforms tend to win me over. Not that I don't mind the occasional cute/edgy skin if it feels like it's done well enough to merit use. Most of her "out of lore skins" just seem meh to me. Best one I'd say are probably pink and godess. Still waiting for beach mercy with an umbrella healing staff, or life guard mercy. Either would do.

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She is overweight for sure. She just happens to hold the fat well.

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>mercy bikini summer games skin
Please blizzard...

I really hope we get a bikini skin of some female heroes. Widowmaker isn't enough.

>overweight
>runs around constantly and beats people and robots to death with her bare hands

That ain't fat, it's muscle, and a bit of fat.

Fat is hot in general, user. It doesn't need to be held in any particular way

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Bodybuilders are also overweight. Like I said she holds it well. Some people do. Her fat has gone to her thighs so she does not have that "beer" belly.

But beer bellies/pot bellies are hot

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Bring me salad and then i want you to eat it you fat slob

Never!

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difference between muscle overweight and fat overweight, with fat overweight being basically all overweight women i have ever personally seen
i know the strong men are bearmode and have fat, but it still doesnt look as attractive as lean muscle at 186lbs looking like Chris Evans

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>Fat is hot in general
I disagree, it's best stored in hips/thighs/ass, but you do you mate.

what is this thread

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>smoll pp

The hallmark of not having an actual argument.

It is always this belly that gets posted. Never others like it, just this one. I am saddened by this.

>fags in this thread not knowing the difference between thicc and obese

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It's americans.

We know, we just don't care.

This thread is beauty itself

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its a shame men only get their fat put in their stomachs basically all the time while ladies have boobts, butt, and hips to make it go into first instead of just straight to stomach
in a way it is kinda true, you do need a big dick to puch away all that stomacn fat. i have unironally heard fat girls talk about that before, or the topic of that picture. basically always ended with they have a too small penis that isnt 8 inches or whatever

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not into obese

but why is this hot to me!?

They cried when D.Va's skin came out too

>Overwatch lore
Every time.

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You're about to take the female tummy pill.

...

W OMEGALUL W

I remember that shitshow. You had Mercy mains reusing to heal anyone that used that skin.

>3D fat thread

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That's clearly Japanese text, user.

I know, it really is mindblowing.

I bet you unironically use a tripcode you little faggot.

I love my perfect wife Mei more than anything.

Honestly, I feel like the other side has "won" in this scenario. They get to beat their meats to a costume to a character that had little to no sex appeal in a game that is too afraid to show a little sex appeal.

This, it's great liking girls of all shapes and sizes and the only thing you have to worry about is if the face is good looking or not

SJWs feel like they won, at least. I saw at least one comment on Reddit about how "the people claiming Mei was skinny have finally been silenced", as if anyone was ever claiming she was D.Va-tier skinny and not just deliciously thick like Milana Vayntrub or Demi Lovato.

Truth, a lot is tolerable so long as the girl has a cute face. Everything else can be fixed with cosmetic surgery or a gym membership, but there's only so much that can be done about the face.

Blizzard is - slowly but steadily - understanding that SJW wallets don't matter.

Imagine being gay

tummy a little too big for my tastes but those titties are excellent

O sweaty! hit the gym, put the fork down and then I'll maybe imagine it.

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and its fun to watch

One of the OWL skins gives her a red and orange meka and bodysuit, that's probably as close as you'll get.

what organs are in the second chin

This is now a fat thread

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Am I the only one who thinks that costume looks garish

I really fucking hate you fatfags, you invade every fucking thread about women. Fuck you, die, kill yourselves and take your shit fetish with you. You're unironically worse than /pol/niggers because they at least bring fun drama.
And fuck you mods and jannies for CONSISTENTLY allowing this shit to happen, fetish images have dedicated boards, you fucking inbred incompetent retards. It's probably just a couple of individuals doing the bulk of fatposting, just fucking rangeban them you fucking imbeciles.

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>fat

With the organs of a wild boar maybe

>ssbbw
dude no

>thicc
I wish you fuckers would actually use the word right

how about this

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Better

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What the fuck is wrong with her she looks like a reanimated corpse

Or this?

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Did they do something to her face?

>there's already porn for this

It's Overwatch.
Are you really surprised?

Kind of

Americans forget that countries beyond America exist, chapter I've-lost-count

>not the islander skin

>saladtaste
>draws big blubbery women

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The things I'd do to all that meat..

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>looks for sjws complaining in twitter to screencap and post on Yea Forums
Why

Bump

Contribute instead of bumping

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what's wrong with tipping 10%??

same thread over and over again. why the fuck doesnt fortnite have thread all the fucking time when they have constantly new skins?

Fortnite's primary playerbase is literal 12 year olds, while Overwatch's was teenagers and people in their 20s. The latter is naturally more likely to be anime waifufags and shit up forums and messageboards.

I don't get what so good about this skin? Why is everyone all over it and hyping it?

Granted i couldn't care any less about overwatch. Its medocre porn is leaking through all my filters

Don't be rude to my wife

It's Mei's first skin where she doesn't have pants.

Only thing we can hope for is for it to get banned from Yea Forums. The “video game” bit isn’t what’s keeping it alive.

American nigger worship has led to them thinking like niggers.

What kinda game is that?

I don't care what you fagets say but I would

Why does this keep happening to Mei?

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But police are bad user
They target minorities who dindu nuffin

Her model was originally rigged to have a big coat; get rid of that and she starts looking weird.

>a character that had little to no sex appeal in a game that is too afraid to show a little sex appeal.
are you fucking kidding me