I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife...
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Reminder that snapcube is run by a tranny who transitioned surprisingly well.
You forgot to roll the R on drrrrrrroplets.
and eggman is played by a gay black guy or something, but nobody cares because they're kinda funny.
His tirade in the hero side is funnier but I never see anyone use it.
not as quotable maybe.
It was great improv, especially the nut part, but Dark Story had the advantage of him knowing the cutscene ahead of time, and thus being able to tie it into the absurd plot they had crafted.
PAUSE IT
PAUSE IT
>who transitioned surprisingly well
link? I've only seen the OP quote
What is the source of this pasta
When I was 11, my brother and I dubbed the Lego Star Wars cutscenes. Vader had an obsession with almonds, and Boba Fett said his name over and over like Wobbafett the Pokemon
I bring this up becuase if we recorded it it'd have MILLIONS of views.
people dubbing over the cutscenes of the game while it's muted
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it shows up in the dark side story, but it's a fun watch throughout
yes i'm sure your 11 year old ramblings was just as funny
Most reddit post of the week.
>I hope you're ready to die, it's going to be like Evangelion
No one points out how he remembered the cutscene's timing well enough to perfectly line up the walnut bit with the ARK, or the 'THIS BIG' part with Eggman moving his hand forward like he's measuring his dick. Does that a couple times in the Dark story, actually, and it works well.
I've seen far worst
And yet this goddamn dead meme about pissing on Eggman's wife is the pinnacle of comedy, right?
>Fuck you moon you never had the cheese I wanted!
that's not a good transition, THIS is a good transition
its far more entertaining than an autistic 11 year old faggot saying almonds and repeating boba fett over and over again
I was there and I assure you Darth Vader's almond obsession and Eggman's Twitter obsession were equal in intellectual prowess. None.
and he still has a body of pudgy guy with hrt tits and crooked dick
She pissed on the FUCKING franchise. That's right, she showed her doggy fucking fluffy face and she became the FUCKING mascot, and everyone says that she's "THE BEST", and I say that's a lie. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com; Isabelle, you're a shilled character, you're like Square's Lightning except WAY worse.
uh huh, yep. an 11 year old screaming was DEFINITELY peak comedy, I believe you a whole lot, yes.
nah
You dont get it do you? Im not saying my 11 year old ramblings were good. I'm saying
>I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT XD TAKE THAT OBAMA XD
is retarded and unfunny
BASED AND JEWPILLED
ah, so you only saw the clip out of context and just see it as lol so random xd
got it, you're a fool.
But you didn't.
>finds this dubshit funny
>calls me the fool
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Wasted get
I KNOW YOU WANNA BUY MY STOCKS, BUT FUCK YOU, I AM KEEPING THE STOCKS
THAT'S RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL
i assumed as much from that "CUTESY AVATAR UWU" that's shoved into your face
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?