>went to gamestop to buy games
>tfw saw a cute girl at gamestop
>spent hours there trying to figure out the games to buy to impress her and make her think i'm a manly chad
>settle on buying fifa, devil may cry 5, and red dead redemption
>don't even want to play any of them
Did I fuck up and does she think I'm a virgin?
If you don't want to play dmc5 she correctly thinks you're a virgin and you're going to die alone and unloved, hopefully by suicide.
>feel like I have to take a huge shit
>sit on toilet and rip thunderous fart
>no shit came out, but fart came out with enough force that it splashed my butthole with toilet water
I really need to start eating better.
>going to gamestop
yes you fucked up
I know this is bait but I have a friend that so happens to be a girl and works at gamestop. She has told me that guys act really creepy around her at work. She's not even that attractive
>go to gamestop
>all shelves ate empty
>everything is dusted
>store is condensed
>only peoples there is me and the spiders
>realize brick and mortar stores have been dying by the buttload since the 2000s
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
this
Isn’t this an updated copypasta?
No this really happened guys
This gave me spooks. Please don't do that. I'm trying to go to bed.
>friend
>girl
You are trying to orbit this bitch just like those guys in her story, and you know it.
Nah I'm really not interested in her. As I said she's not really attractive. I think kinda she orbits me. I've known her since we were kids. She was always nice and in return I was nice to her. I don't have any feelings for her other then as a friend. But I worry that she does for me. I feel bad if she does. She's not ugly. But she's nothing special.
you sound really beta and i'm an incel i'd know
Really? That's interesting. What is giving you that vibe?
Years ago I bought drangon age 2 and the girl at checkout was all flirty I never went their again.
psssssssssssss lol im pissing in your thread
>I bought drangon age 2
I'm so sorry
I was hanging out with my brother and we decided to check out our town's gamestop since it had been a while since we've even been in a retail store to buy games. The whole time the one worker was hounding us to buy shit, just like she was doing to the other two inside. It made me sad that it's probably just a desperation policy because retail of digital goods like this is just doomed to fail eventually. At least I still have memory of better times shopping around when I was younger and not feeling like the place was going to burn out if I didn't pick up some stupid funko pop that looks like Blanka and at least $60 worth of games. I swear I could hear an audible sigh from the register right before the door finished closing as my brother and I went on our way, another set of failed sales.
It's called projection.
I feel like kingdoms of amalur was underrated. It had a fun crafting system you could abuse to become ridiculously overpowered. I always love that in RPGs.
You seem offended.
I've heard if it. I'm not sure how you are applying it. I don't think I really care
You literally sound like you have a cock in your mouth.
I dunno why you guys worry so much about what the cashiers think of your purchases or trying to impress them. Last month I went to a GS that's a few towns away because they had a used copy of Kirby Squeak Squad and the girl that helped me was kinda cute and looked similar to the one in the OP. I was happy with my purchase and her being very helpful and she was happy that I didn't sperg out trying to impress her like the rest of this board.
She absolutely thinks you're a virgin. Why else would it take you hours to make up your goddamn mind about what you want to buy?
I desperately want a 5/10 qt gf
What else did you like about it, user? On what merits would you recommend it?
The best you could achieve is a conversation starter, there isn't a video game purchase from a store she's probably jaded of by now that would "impress her." Spending hours deciding on what to buy means you're dumb as rocks as everyone normal already knows what they want. It's not a fucking library or bookstore.
How the fuck can you hear me?
Oh I see. You have autism. Ok then...
This guy gets it. She's at her shitty job, she probably forgot all about you after you left the store.
> Shopping at Gamestop
> Buying console games
> On physical spinning media
> In 2019
How can we not? Get a room and try to gargle cock at a lower volume you creep
Dude I wish. I don't understand half the shit you tards talk about
She probably thinks your a virgin.
1) it's not cock. It's a popsicle.
2) I'm not making any noise.
3) how the fuck can you hear me?
1.) I can sniff out a cock from miles away, son
2.) You THINK you're not making noise. Truth is they can hear you all the way in the next time zone.
3.) You left your mic on dipshit
based
You misunderstand. That user calling you beta is projecting.
This was the post that did it.
hahaha user you're a huge loser
1) Stop sniffing my cock
2) my room is sound insulated. You can't even hear my farts
3) I don't have a mic shithead
1.) Make me
2.) They took the insulation out a long time ago when they renovated the bathroom, user
3.) Then how the fuck can I hear you?
Now you're playing with power.
>he THINKS he doesn't have a mic
You already fucked up when you thought making a purchase would get her to talk to you. Why didn’t you just say hi and ask her about whatever game she was planning to buy?
Lol funniest thing I've read on Yea Forums all day
1) *walks up to you*
2) *pulls out 13in cock*
3) *puts 13in cock in your mouth*
Don't ever sniff my cock again
yummy yummy i got cum in my tummy
Now this is some solid shitposting. Even if your shit wasn't solid!
Most likely
Quit trying to fuck girls.
As in stop trying to make that your "approach." They 100% know that's what your are attempting, because you're not the first one who thought of this genius approach and it's not even subtle. Girls fucking hate this shit.
Don't quote some "chad" bullshit, you are just some dipshit trying to ape this golden cow of a man you've created. When they say be yourself, they mean literally in the sense of "don't try to fuck them or anything similar." The attempts are obvious and have never worked out in your favor. Know your weaknesses and strengths.
I guarantee you the girl in your store has zero desire to date, let alone fuck any of her stores clientele. You NOT awkwardly trying to woo her would be a genuine change of pace she'd like.
>Don't ever sniff my cock again
It's only smellz.
>beta incel
Jesus Christ, I looked at the thumbnail and thought this was my cousin.
Don't you post that evil here
This is a quality thread
Shit bro, that was rough
>2012
>still have friends working at gamestop
>friend tells me about girl that has fuckedd every dude at the store
>i dont believe him
>he introduces me to her, 5/10, definitely insecure attention needing girl
>friend invites her to our place
>she comes over and we get wasted
>fucked her on my couch
>never went back to the store
based gamestop girls
dayum this never happened to me.
This isn't even a funny made up story OP, if you made more of an effort in life you probably wouldn't be here trying to make us laugh.
you didn't have to fuck up for her to think that
>not wanting to fuck the gamestop girl
Fag
Can you be a 5/10 and a QT?
Every girl is a QT
I've been in that situation and it really does suck. I have one girl friend now who isn't into me at all who I'm also not into at all. Having a female friend who there's no sexual tension is really nice.
I don't think you sound beta at all. I mean we're all posting on Yea Forums, but aside from that you sounded normal
That girl looks kinda like my sister. My sister has bigger tits though...
Tell me more about your sister's tits.
Real fucken BIG
user sure likes to tell strangers about her sister's tits
Sweet. I hope they don't hurt her back too much.
>work in cafe
>cute girl comes in everyday at lunch for a mocaccino and a sandwich and plays dragonball heroes on her switch while she eats
>tfw usually pretty apathetic about everything but get real bad tfw no gf vibes from her
If blood starts showing up with your shits, see a doctor immediately. This was how it started for me but I waited almost two years to see a doctor because I was young and assumed it would get better on its own.
awww poor little white boy :(
>user sure likes to tell strangers about her sister's tits
>her
how did you know?
God I wish this was a femanon
If she's alone everyday and gaming instead of texting/instagramming you can assume she's single. Start by finding a good opening to say "hey I notice you playing Dragon Ball on your phone a lot. What good characters do you have?"
As long as you're not a greasy creep, she won't stop coming in before claiming you raped her... hopefully.
I hope your trolling
Talk to her user. You can do it. I believe in you!
>today I met again a girl a I had crush on few months ago but got rejected
>realize she is still as wonderful
>mfw talking to her
From my experience if you want to pique the interest of a retail worker talk about anything other than their job.
>cute girl
That means she's already taken.
incel instict
no seriously, that was a mistake lol holy shit, at least you sound like less of a creep now
What was it? It has happened to me...
fuck that, your friend is the based one
>tfw hanging out with a girl with a boyfriend tomorrow
I forgot how to talk to girls bros what do
I laughed, thanks OP.
Daily reminder that 3D women are a meme.
What if there's never blood with your shit, but later on it leaks out and you gotta wipe your ass again where it's just a bit of blood?
m-mama
Say her name when taking her order, everyone likes that from a place they frequent.
stop putting women on a pedestal and talk to them like they're any other human
No employee ever cares what you buy.
enjoy your hemorrhoids
Intestinal ulcers. The rate of which among the population has exploded in the last decade... They say getting them is natural and unavoidable but it really makes you wonder.
Help its happening to me but i have no insurance!
No one is ever interested in their customers.
That's how Totalbiscuit's cancer went from trivial to lethal. Gotta get seen ASAP.