Why doesn't Mario just shoot Bowser?

Why doesn't Mario just shoot Bowser?

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Why doesn't Peach just carry a taser or pepper spray and a rape whistle?

Because then he can't call him gay bowser.

none of those are canon in the Mario universe, but cannons and guns literally are

Because they are secretly bros. They just do the run around with Peach to make her feel desired and important.

It only does 30 damage

because he's not insane?
mario and bowser are actually bros.
they play sports together and have a friendly rivalry. the problem is just that they want to bumfuck the same broad

The bullet would just bounce off of Bowser's shell.

Because he's not a nigger

The mushroom kingdom has very strict weapon laws and since Mario is mentally unstable...

Bowser has survived getting dunked in lava multiple times. Bullets aren't going to do shit.

and this is the level of thinking that happens when all youve ever played is COD all your crappy life. grow up and learn what real games are

He does. With Fire Flowers and Hammers.
It still takes a bunch to beat Bowser back.

How do you explain all the murders tough? Like he killed Mario multiple times

Is it really "murder" if he can reincarnate indefinitely, and you know it, and he knows it, and he knows that you know it?

When Mario and Bowser fight to the death it's basically equivalent to friendly horseplay. They know death isn't permanent for either of them.

>Warp Whistle.

Wow, philosophical

Because what you play is just a political theater, to keep the fungus and turtle populations in check.
"Behave or mario/bowser will get you".
And questions like yours my friend, those are the questions that add more blocks to the mushroom kingdom.

Because bowser is literally immortal. If Lava can't kill him, nothing will.

>sends mario a p-wing to help him save her
>instead of using the p-wing herself to escape
Dumb bimbo ass bitch

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What do you think the P stands for?

Pario

Peach

She thinks it's a type of jewel, wasn't that obvious?

Either wings grow out a penis or it is one of Peach's wings cause she is an angel

pengis

Power.