Every day embarrassing new information comes out about dinosaurs

Only retared boomers who saw Jurassic Park in theaters liked dinosaurs. Now everyone else knows dinosaurs were always lame feathered freaks of nature. But the boomers won't let go of their nostalgia so we keep getting Jurrassic Park sequels even though science has alreadyd debunked half of the shit that goes on in those movies.

Dinos embody toxic masculinity, we need safer and more approachable dinos that don't make anyone uncomfortable.

isnt that old info.

god imagine

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>Honked like a goose
Infinitely more terrifying

>birds are noisy as fuck
>nah brah dinos were silent why would they use a medium was the apex creature on the planet brah

>a literal giant turkey

yes, we need more games featuring cooler ancient mammals instead

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but.. muh jurassic p..park
MOVIES ARE REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

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>birds have amazing plumage and look awesome
>artists go for the most fucking ugly designs on feathered dinos
why?
why are the such hacks? where the fuck is their creativity?

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FUCK OFF

DINOSAURS ARE BASED
PLUTO IS BASED AND ALSO A MOON
ANCIENT ALIENS ARE REAL AND IMPREGNATED JESUS
THE WORLD IS SIMULTANEOUSLY ROUND WHILE ALSO SURROUNDED BY A GREAT WALL OF ICE

F U C K S C I E N CE

youtu.be/oQGKSiL4jMk
how could those ... scientists... lie to me..

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If a little bird can do this, imagine what a dinosaur would sound like.
youtube.com/watch?v=3wB3BKHmxZ4

Its a fake rubber snake not a real one.

this is considered cooing youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg
I bet they sounded like this.

>Pluto is a moon

nice

say it to my face you fucker and see what happens

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Didn't roar, but very likely made low guttural growls like crocodiles, which is pretty fucking terrifying too.

And on a monster as big as a T. Rex you would feel that in your bones and might as well be a roar.

youtube.com/watch?v=nuSVLMHUkvQ
youtube.com/watch?v=cCx8oFETyDQ
STOP SCIENCE!

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holy shit eagles are hardcore

because big creatures are either grey or camouflaged. convergent evolution exists.

Never stop believing Yea Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M

>hurr dinosaurs with feathers look like shit

do you want this? looks retarded

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DELETE THIS

Because artists are the ultimate conformists. Imagine if everyone thought of lizard dinos as geckos or chameleons instead of being compared to shit like gators and komodo dragons. They hear bird and think chicken or turkey instead of the wide array of shit that exists.

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Birds>reptiles. Keep crying scalefags.

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>here's your Spinosaur bro

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He looks really cold

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scientists need to have sex

*Loud honk*

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I mean, isn't that basically what dinos have been forever? Look at all the art from before the 80s. They were pretty much just skin stretched over bones without even consideration for muscles, fat, and other things.
The same people that cry over feathered dinos are the ones that get mad about people not liking wyverns replacing six limb dragons in everything.

imagine this but scaled up for a 15 ton Tyrannosaurus

youtube.com/watch?v=0TlsjZCvwBQ

now imagine a herd of these motherfuckers all sounding off at once

youtube.com/watch?v=lBU6zfI1b0U

Dinos probably made plenty of impressive noises even if they weren't what we're used to for mammals
youtube.com/watch?v=lBU6zfI1b0U

>Caring about fucking Dinosaurs
What are you, six years old?

Dino Crisis > Resident Evil
Prove me wrong.

I despise birds. noisy as fuck and they shit everywhere.

what does dinosaur pussy smell like

literally impossible to prove this claim

adorable but what happened to him?

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go to bed Diogenes

Bruh look at this dude

>They hear bird and think chicken or turkey instead of the wide array of shit that exists.

Not even that. They've turned "Some dinosaurs had proto feathers" into "Every dino had a full plummage of colourful feathers". What's even worse is that to counter that retardation now every sperg will freak out at the mere mention of feathers and dinosaurs in the same sentence.

>he doesn't care about dinosaurs
Why did you let yourself stop having fun, user?
*cloaca

why is he so bald?

warm apple pie

>the mighty, scaley T-Rex didn't roar
>instead it looked like a big chicken that honked at it's prey

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shit, since reptiles/birds have cloacas

Dino Crisis when?

>tfw no hyper-protective secretary bird gf who will stomp snakes to keep you safe

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That went from terrifying to adorable really quickly.

To my knowledge the only colors pulled from dino feather pigments are white, black, and a few shades of brown. Not like tropical parrots or cardinals

>being such a pseud you think there exist provable claims

>there are still idiots who believe t-rexes had feathers
Sure, let's continue to ignore every skin sample we've found from them

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>hey let me rewrite history, I read an EPIC reddit post about it, fuck history anyway.

Any Jurassic park game recommendations?

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The universe was created in 4004 BC.

Most dinosaurs were wiped out in or shortly after the 2348 BC Noah's flood. After that the first post-flood civilizations appeared like Egypt and Mesopotamia.

If you go die in a forest, you don't turn into a fossil. You have to be quickly buried by something like a flood or landslide.

Radiometric dating is the only they use for old dates, that's it, it's bogus.

Horseshoe crabs have remained the same for "400 million years", while 400 million years ago humans were fish.

There is many "living fossils" that scientists claimed went extinct or evolved into something else millions of years ago, until they found them still living unchanged today.

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Honking dinos do sound terrifying.

that just makes me hungry

I enjoy silly shit, I just never cared about dinosaurs.
They just seem big and stupid
Sorry user, I'm having a rough day, didn't mean to shit on things you like. I just never understood the fascination people have with them.

thats fucking cool

God that bird is hot

The fact that they haven't found feathers on a t-rex yet makes peacock dinosaur fags seethe

Six limb dragons are objectively superior

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what are some games with inventory size limits?

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i can prove u r gay

Thats a big chicklet.

Was that a Moa?

Most dinos did not have feathers most raptors did and trex probably had a mixture of feather and scale the ones without didnt look like a naked bird either way

Don't let all those people making movies and television hear that. They'll tell you how six limb dragons are objectively impossible because there is no evolutionary basis, then turn around and say dinosaurs suck now because they had feathers.

microraptors were just crows with 4 wings

JPOG

that is one hungry birb

>Game's main antagonist has a physical deformity

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>The absolute state of Platofags

>game has unconventional marriage mechanics

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it's current year. we call them receptionist birds

wonder how long before the feather thing just disappears along with the scavenger thing. Tyrannosaurids to the best of our current knowledge had little to no feather coverage, even if some of the earlier Tyrannosauroids did

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they don't need to have peacock plumage to not look like walking scrotums

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>you'll never find a gf that gets this excited when she sees your snake
ahh.
fuck it all.

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>have the opportunity to teach the public on an interesting scientific development
>decide to take the clickbait angle
feathers in no way diminish the might of the t rex, they just picked the shittiest possible art
the honk does though, and fortunately it's bullshit

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They just make shit up for money. When you see "bones" in a museum just know that they probably found like ten bones about 20 feet apart from each other. They just make up the rest of the bones and spout bullshit and you fuckers believe it because of a drawing in a book.

BASED
A
S
E
D

Is this the mentor that dies at the end of the first act, or the guy that was obviously going to betray you from the start?

Fuck that. I've been honked at by a Cassowary and I was in a jeep at the time. Those fuckers are freaks.

k i n o

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>enemy shoots bees from its mouth

was it rape?

evidence points to the rex making a rumble/hiss that would shake the ground and vibrate your body

this bird has very pretty eyes

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FEATHER FAGS
B T F O

k

It'll take some time to disappear that's for sure. Illiterate retards can't differentiate between dinosaurs as a whole and a single species or class.
So until feathers as a whole get disproven, which is pretty much impossible at this point, some idiot will always claim that T-Rex was a turkey because some other dino had feathers.

hot take: anyone who says that dinosaurs are less intimidating with feathers is essentially publicly announcing that they've never been attacked by a bird before

you could just read shit up from a book or reliable sources and not seem like a fucking brainlet

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HONK.

dumb fundie protty

Son that's even worse. Have you ever been screech laughed at by a goddamn vulture on the rocks staring at you? That shit is unnerving.

did he died?

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What's next? They will say that Pluto is too small to be considered a planet?

>no evolutionary basis
what's the evolutionary basis for breathing fire?

>Dinosaurs
>Had plummage and feathers which are very effective at keeping you warm
>Died from the ice age
Nah, sounds like some kind of cuck conditioning. In all for raptors having some feathers and shit but this shit about dinosaurs being covered in fur and feathers and shit is some Jewish propaganda

Based christtard

Pretty much, just try to imagine geese that are car sized.

>game publisher ruins your favorite series

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you talkin shit, mammalboi?

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Stress or disease

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autism

Birds are pretty smart. i wonder if they know its unnerving. They know we may be smarter, but we die and get eaten all the same. They just have to wait.

it's probably because of their feathers being more primitive, a lot of artists base dinosaur colors on their extant relatives though

>Are dinosaur games forever ruined now?
lmao no, rule of cool will always stand in fiction

Historical games are though

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Its actually not size dependent so much as its mass and gravity interaction with other objects in its orbit

Feathers dont protect you from the cold retard

the reason it isn't a planet is because it is not the dominant celestial body inside its orbit
all of the 8 current planets have cleared out their orbits, this trait is one of 3 traits that make up the definition of a planet.

doesn't even eat the snake? fuck that bird. I hope mountain lion eat that fucking bird.

My heart

bird

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birds are the dinosaurs closest extant relatives

there's enough skin impressions to be reasonably sure that Rex either didn't have feathers at all or they were extremely limited in covering, the majority of their body was almost surely(or as sure as you can get with fossils) the pebbly scaled skin we also see in Hadrosaurs

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ngl this bird reminded me of the witch from snow white

Just so you niggers know. Only faggots who never had chickens are not afraid or at the very least respect the feathery fucks. They swarm like zerglings and bite real hard.

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>you will never know how dinosaur eggs smell like
feels bad bros

Oh. I guess they don't. My bad....

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they fucking found more than one nearly intact T Rex my ignant dude

Okay someone post the dabbing bird gif and be done with it.

yes they do
the ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs you backwoods retard

>baby penguins

nice arguments, cringetheists

dumb phonenigger

Thread theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=itzaF8ctR2M

wat

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>
Lmao this is me when I go outside barefoot during the summer

GO, MY BROTHERS

>that time a dolphin fell in love with a girl and killed itself when they were found out

have sex protetranny

This burd looks like one of those evil fuckers from The Dark Crystal.

Same goes for carnotaurus.

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>if you aren't a creationist you're an atheist
lol

What killed the dinosaurs, besides the obvious, the Jews.
>MUH METEOR
weird that the wooly mammoth and penguins and shit survived that but Apex Rex couldn't handle it...

i fucking hate (((scientists)))

They didn't even exist. But please buy our toys based on the biggest hoax in the history of humanity. Also, bones and amber prove nothing. They have zero proof that any bone they have found belonged to one of their fabled giant lizards.

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The creationist were right on this one.

Food sources you dumb nigger

lol imagine being intimidated by something with hollow bones

answersingenesis.org/fossils/dinosaur-tissue/

Soft T-rex tissue was found in 2005 you know.

Do you really think soft tissue survived millions of years?

No, that's because the universe is only 6,023 years old.

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Woolly mammoths were millions of years later you absolute retard

Birds also didn't exist before dinosaurs did. The evidence we've seen on dinosaurs has shown that they were likely to have feather like structures. So it makes sense to depict the ancestors of birds as having feathers that were less spectacular and developed then their biological descendants.

In spanish are named "Secretario" if someone want to look after´em.
Dunno about english.

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The wooly mammoth existed. Chad Rex would have eaten them.

sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/12/farting_tyrannosaur.html
>Paleontologists have recently embraced a startling new theory that the Tyrannosaurus Rex, in addition to the flesh of other dinosaurs, consumed certain minerals such as flint capable of producing a spark. Once thought to be gastroliths, such as those found in sauropods meant to be used in aid of digestion, scientists now suspect these pieces of flint were meant to help this giant theropod jump.
>"The minerals would collect within the anus of the T. Rex, and would rub against one another to produce sparks. As the Tyrannosaurus attempted to leap, gas would be expelled from the anus, lighting the sparks into a lift-providing burst."
>It is believed that this astounding technique was developed to enable the hunting of sauropods, whose previously out-of-reach necks became prime targets for the airborne Theropod.

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mammoths appeared 120,000 years ago
the impact that wiped out the non-avian dinosaurs happened 66 million years ago

>Also, bones and amber prove nothing.
i'll bite, how?

not too different from people then

why the penguin died?

Holy shit, you're an actual retard.

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sheeeit is that the one from carnivores

stop replying to the anime retard larping as a christcuck please
dont bother replying to me either since i know youre pretending

>(((Scientists))) say
These quacks are just making up new bullshit every year. The retarded masses eat it up, but no one recognizes that there are actually ZERO (0) ways to prove whether or not any of their (((theories))) are even true.
They say dinos squawked? Did they observe such a thing? No, they don't have a time machine. They're guessing.
They say a certain rock is a billion years old? Can they prove that? No, we don't know if our current methods for measuring age are adequate to measure billions of years, because no one has been alive long enough to observe whether or not they hold up for that long.

Any science involving something from before humans were around to observe it is just guesswork. A bunch of jewish men with glasses throwing darts at a board and hoping something sticks.
Don't believe me? Well then what about the scientists who were saying for decades that dinosaurs were scaly reptiles? They were just guessing then, like they are now.

The progenitor to the wooly mammoth existed. The entire evolutionary cycle didn't reset you mongoloid. You retard (((science))) worshippers don't have a single free thought in your head

BASED DUCKBROS

not really. we've collected many samples of dino's skin over the years, and none so far had feather prings, or even proto feathers. At best some had quills, who were fossilized. feathers appeared extremely late in the tree.

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anyone ever see this documentary explaining how dragons could be real? I saw it years ago and thought it was neat.
youtube.com/watch?v=8FIDeOOL52Q

tripped somewhere in the middle of the huddle and was slowly trampled on as the huddle moved overnight.

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BRAAAP

>Some stupid science bitch finds one fossil of a dinosaur who fell in a pit full of dead Dodos and now every dinosaur was just a giant chicken
Checks out when look at how retarded all these neopop scientists are

Prove, no, but we can draw educated guesses based on evidence.

The progenitor was a small mammal that didn't need as much food as the dinos.

Uhhhh, were you there???

ummm name one religion that doesn't claim their god(s) created the universe

if you aren't an atheist you are a creationist

why do birds nibble on everything

Tell that to the fossils of raptor-type dino species with imprinted, fossilized feathers.

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>angry dinosaur noises

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DO NOT FUCK BIRDS!

the progenitor survived because it was
1. small, so it needed less food and could more effectively escape predators
2. omnivorous, so it could take advantage of what little food there was
the dinosaurs died because there weren't enough plants to sustain the massive herbivores, and with them dead there wasn't enough food to sustain the carnivores

IMAGINE JUST IMAGINE

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Why don´t cocodriles or Komodo lizards have fucking feathers then.

>The universe came from nothing, life came from non-life, then a single celled organism evolved into all life on Earth through random genetic mutation, despite their being absolutely no proof of this.

You don't question anything, you just believe a dogmatic consensus among colleges, because in your view it comes from an authority that you unquestionably believe everything from.

>They say a certain rock is a billion years old? Can they prove that?

Yes.

pretty cute

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It's a Cassowary. They have a rep for being rather dangerous.

why is he walking like a nazi?

Sinosauropteryx not only had evidence of feathers, we know what fucking color the feathers were. They were soulless gingers.

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>tfw millenial deliberately ruining everything boomers enjoy for fucking over the economy and the world

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>AHEM
>I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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Don't post AoG memes. It hurts.

no thank you

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Secretary birds, native to Africa.

youtu.be/zHalXjs0cDA?t=162

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Go home science, you ruin everything.

Looks like someone from the Night's Watch.

because they aren't dinosaurs

>can't have a pet vulture because of some retarded meme law written over 100 years ago

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This was cute as shit, she's like a perfect wife.

Not only is this bait, we have proven evidence of human civilization dating back a good ten thousand years.

If they had feathers where does that leave this fucker? And crocodiles and so on

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Noone is talking about tiny babydick dinosaurs

Just like the chinese

>New discoveries lead towards dinosaurs being thought as far more effective and dynamic than we previously thought
>Journalists and Youtubers pick out stuff to make them sound like they're supposed to be soft and goofy now

I fucking hate this. Especially when it comes to dromaeosaurs. According to modern science they were basically fucking hawk-jaguars that probably did ninja shit and ate their prey alive.
Meanwhile youtubers are like LOL THEY WERE FLUFFY and popular culture just depicts them like JP raptors but with retarded pink mohawks

I like the idea of feathered dinosaurs.....but that guy's fucking it up

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I know some of you are just taking the piss, but I legitimately worry about some people whose sense of sense is so affected by film that they don't realize it's less science is ruining the truth and more that movies made up things to get people talking and in seats.
>Inb4 movies didn't make up the T-Rex image
I was referring to the Velociraptors, it's common knowledge by now that even before more details came out the depiction of them as large super predators was just to forge tension, and hand waved in the movie itself by claiming genetic modification of a theme park animal somehow required making it into a slasher villain.

It's like watching a wire and camera work martial arts movie, going to a class expecting to be taught how to jump across a room and land a tornado kick, then complaining that your instructor is ruining things when he tells you that's never been a thing. It's not up to him what reality turns out to be, he's just there to teach. You're still free to believe what you want.

>FUCK MAMMALS
>AND FUCK REPTILES!

Why are you people actually arguing with a shitposter who is clearly being satirical?

Just like christians do with the bible

80% of this site is autistic and can't help themselves

So you're telling me that dinosaurs invented rocket jumping?

>ywn own a nimble cute dog sized suchian
Fuck...

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>it's bogus
Finally somebody saying it like it is. Now we just have to make the masses realize that internet is fake.

You would hate India.

looks like a shitpost, but since i'm sure there are IQs low enough on this board to believe it, a soft tissue fossil doesn't mean that the fossil is still "soft". it WAS soft tissue, and became mineralized after death, thus producing a fossil

Hey user

You're the millenial

its fun

>Honked

But is it okay?

both

>we have proven evidence of human civilization dating back a good ten thousand years.

No you don't, only radiometric dating.

Recorded history only goes back 2000-3000 BC.

The older portion of that is mostly from very arguable interpretations of Egyptian pharaoh chronologies.

Human civilizations and recorded history started after 2348 BC Noah's flood, this is when you actually see first civilizations pop up like Canaan, Egypt, Mesopotamia, Nubia, etc.

Canaan is a son of Ham, who was the son of Noah btw. Egypt is still called "Misr" or "Masr", after Mizraim who was also a son of Ham, who founded Egypt.

>This is bubba
>And this is a bean burrito

No, you literally can't prove that our methods for measuring age are adequate to measure billions of years. You can't prove it, you just hope that it's true.
You're so fucking stupid that you can't understand such a simple concept.

oh that can easily be explained. he's a nazi

yeah feathered dinosaurs like in your pic are cool, but every fucking artist on the planet has to make them look like oversized chickens like a bunch of faggots

>Wallriding dinos
That's fucking nice

yes, on the level of RE2 remake

>2019
>still believeing in evolution

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wahey
2fish

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New research suggests that Jews are always full of shit and that you should stop listening to them and their fuckbuddies.

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You're full of shit and misinterpreting a misinterpreted book based off a misinterpretation of an orally told fable. The world is far more ancient than your retarded theories could ever hope to account for.

Source: I am literally Japheth faggot

Did Parasaurolophus really sound like this? It's honestly scary

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macro-evolution*

>tfw born too late to ride on a chocobo

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The whole point is that T-rex soft tissue was found, blood vessels etc., NOT fully fossilized.

It's not possible if the T-rex only lived millions of years ago.

That's why so many people were eager to explain it away with explanations like contamination.

>find a bunch of garbage
>Make a retarded story
>Add a bunch of arbitrary rules to make your faggot story seem more plausible like dinosaurs having feathers and people existing for millions of years being the only creature of it's evolutionary type
Science sounds more like a religion if you ask me.

>Lord of Change.webm

A reminder that everything related to flesh that has no fossilised examples is literal theorycrafting and fictional guessing game bullshit.

The elephant is the prime example of an animal that, if it didn't exist today beyond fossils, wouldn't even come close to resembling an alive specimen. There is no supporting evidence from the skeletal remains alone that supports the idea of a long snout, let alone a prehensile trunk that can be used for grabbing shit.

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that pseudo-science has never been valid anyways

>Recorded history only goes back 2000-3000 BC.

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Okay see this shit assholes? This is what happens when you make fun of people for being "fedoras". Thanks to that idiotic bullshit, we get moron retard faggot christfags coming in here and shitting the place up now.

Reminder ''Dinosaur'' is a gigantic group and that scientists in the past said Pterosaurs couldn't fly. Pterosaurs are known to produce the most unholy noise in the history of Earth AND they can fly. Take this with a grain of salt.

Nintenbabies, Ridley is not a dragon. look at that skull.

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>Recorded history only goes back 2000-3000 BC
post proof

what's even worse is how in the jurassic park movies all dinos have the same boring dull grey coloration

I bet dinosaurs just wanted to play fetch with you.

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FUCK

THAT

Science is always changing. Science is always making mistakes. Remember when Pluto was a planet? This is why creationists have the upper hand.

>believing (((paleontology)))
How stupid can you goys be?

How old is this and how do you prove how old it is? Because mmgopgop put his name and 100000BC on the bottom? Grow up

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Even according to atheists, this is correct.

Some say it goes back into the 4000s BC.

>noah's flood

Oh no its retarded

edgy

>millennials possess the ability to kill everything except bitching about millenials

Birds do not understand petting, that plaguebird is scouting for loose carrion.

Based ducks.

Subverted

yeah I wish the biggest mammalian predator wasn't so underrated, this nigga was big as a hippo

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This!
Not only is it incompetence but it's straight up fraud. These faggots have to come up with constant new bullshit to get a research budget. The wilder and longer something takes to research the better for them.

Same thing with climate (((science))).
>government needs to raise taxes
>Media raises awareness and plants an idea of a threat in your head
>very well paid "independent" groups find all results the government needs to further the agenda

NOPE NOPE NOPE

NOT THE BEES

I dunno. Imagining a trex as a big, ruthless chicken is somehow more terrifying than how it typically looks

Muscle attachment points you fucking donk
And soft tissue does fossilize under the right conditions

>tfw no duck bro to watch your back

based as fuck

You are literally believing information that you can never verify, you are just as bad if not worse.

Komodo dragons are about as closely related to dinosaurs as you are to a platypus. And aside from both coming from the archosaur family, crocodilians and dinosaur ancestors split off well before the first dinosaurs even showed up. Also even if early crocodilian ancestors did have feathers, why the fuck would they have kept them for over 300 million years of almost entirely aquatic life when no other aquatic reptile has anything remotely resembling feathers?

Because you're a retard, probably

God I hate geese so much

Nigger

>believes paleontology until it turns up something he doesn't like

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Unholy plague Turkey intelligence. No, that isn't rotten mushy flesh.

>ducks defend the weak (penguins/incels)
>ducks (men) don't need consent for sex (lasso dicks)
>corkscrew vaginas are crafty bitches that need abortion rights

Ducks are chads.

Accepting his logicless strawman in an appeal to a middle ground makes you more retarded than him.
Science is not the authority. All are welcomed to learn and question it. Incentivized, even. It's gospel that goes unquestioned. It's not our fault you're retarded and decide to get angry at science or even history for that matter- for being too hard for you to learn.

How could it possibly be worse?

>Multiple corroborations from civilizations that a flood happened roughly around the same time
>Somehow some fucking rocks and bill Nye saying otherwise is proof that major events of multiple Bible's is bullshit
In 2000 years Neil degrase Tyson Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr is gonna say 9/11 didn't happen because constalations and shit and you're great great great great great great grandkids are gonna buy it

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How does this make u feel avian boi?

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Dragons aren't dinosaurs, retard. They're lizards

oh no no no no

My highschool life in a nutshell. Both roles.

>this is fine

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lol

What did they sound like?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feathered_dinosaur
There are dinosaurs that had feathers, but not all dinosaurs were feathered.

>Muscle attachment points you fucking donk
Still not enough quantifiable evidence to support a trunk of that length. It is perishable flesh and muscle, the only attachment point is the base of the trunk, you have no proof of how long it was or even how capable it is in moving around.

>And soft tissue does fossilize under the right conditions
Yeah that's why I said
>everything related to flesh that has no fossilised examples

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Well you have to be a fucking dumb cunt to get swallowed by a fucking filter feeder.

Fungal infection as a baby

earthmagazine.org/article/dinosaur-soft-tissues-preserved-polymers

>Thatain'tfalco,webm

Animals smart enough to use bait always freak me out.

F U C K G E E S E
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>The T-Rex was the world's first ballistic projectile
Perfect timeline.

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>Accepting
I never accepted it retard

Why are boomers so whiny?

tee hee she killed two other birds because she was raised in captivity by humans DAWWWWW

Not all dinosaurs had feathers, though. No one in the field thinks they all were feathered.

t. nintenbaby intelligence.

Ridley has pterosaur anatomy.

The Virgin Pest vs the Chad Secretary

>those bedroom eyes

>All are welcomed to learn and question it.
You're actually not allowed to question certain things like evolution.

You're still stuck with the Gospel of Darwin written over 100 years ago.

It is dogma to question anything about it.

>"Is lining up fossils of similar looking animals proof that one evolved into the other?"

Which is common fucking sense that it's not, but you can't question it because it's considered science.

vultures are actually very smart
or can be, evidently that one isnt

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Pterodactyl? the largest one was larger than a car and could fly… all nude.

>likely
>might
pics or it didn't happen

but why?

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I believe paleontology to the extent that it can be demonstrated, which is very, very little. Paleontology is not a real science, it's barely even detective work.

>This is why creationists have the upper hand.
lol what upper hand? their myths debunk themselves

>kills a duckbro

>Why aren't millennials having sex?
h-haha I dunno

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geese are utter cunts

what's this dumb animal doing

Ies their way of grooming/ petting you.

4000 bc is too recent

The dragon-like appearance is boring

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that "lol what if we made mamals skiiny like dinos" meymey is so dumb. we know how anatomy for both creatures work. mammals are fat and soft, reptiles aren't. The person who started has shit literally never saw a live lizard in his life.

Nice to see that niggers come in white colors.

NOOOO TONY HELPPP TONY HELP MEEEEEE

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>Millinials killed/ruined _____
Not
>Everyone finally had enough of _____
Or
>_____ for whatever reason thought that change would never come

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What a fucking cunt

LMAO

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sigh, do i have to bomb this thread with webm after webm of birbs enjoying pettings and scritches?

christ, what an asshole

Don’t deny that Jurrasic Park dinos are pretty dope.

whyd he do that

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What part do you think cannot be verified retard? The age of the earth? We know based on the half-lives of various radioactive elements that the Earth's age is some 4.5billion years.
Evolution?
Transitional fossils exist and we've found some of them, end of discussion.
Meanwhile, the bible/quran/torah whatever are a bunch of glorified fairy tales written down 1 to 2 thousand years ago.

Absolutely based. Fuck dinosaurs

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>Radiometric dating is the only they use for old dates, that's it, it's bogus.
thats fucking stupid. i know this is bait but i gotta chip in regardless.
we use carbon dating for fossils and pretty much everything else.
carbon is the basis of organic life on earth and its pretty much in everything even minerals and ores.
carbon is pretty fucking sturdy though and has a very rigid and predictable decay rate.
because of this carbon dating is accurate to fucking minutes.

fucking christ

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What about the things that millennial are saving? Vinyl records have made a huge comeback and that could be credited to that generation (well that is if we're going to play the blame game)

based

If you don't have hands to shake with you gotta say hello in other ways.

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haha same here friend xD have an upvote and a retweet

I wish we could see a drawing of what someone would think the elephant looked like based off skeleton alone.

Saying "just like" is appealing to his retarded strawman. You equate his argument to his church while not denouncing his claim at all.

>You're actually not allowed to question certain things like evolution.
Incorrect, you are actually encouraged to ask questions about certain aspects of it you don't understand. If you think otherwise, post proof of anyone being shut down for asking evolution questions.

Protip: If the person asking questions is a religious fundamentalist, them being shut down isn't due to it being about evolution. It's due to them being belligerent and not accepting ANY answer.
>You're still stuck with the Gospel of Darwin written over 100 years ago.
It's not a gospel and just about every part of it other than the fundamental concept of evolution has been disproven. We've had real life, real time examples of evolution on previously isolated islands where constant returnings to after decades result in distinct subspecies. But you'd know this if you weren't a literal maniac.
>It is dogma to question anything about it.
You're encouraged to question everything about it. Your understanding is emboldened by being proven wrong, because it's a science, not a philosophy.
>Which is common fucking sense that it's not, but you can't question it because it's considered science.
It's not so much that one animal evolved directly into another animal, but rather that evolution between links occurs. There is no "Chicken or the egg", because every offspring is, on a fundamental level, different from its parent. This is the core fact of evolution, that life changes over time, and these "links" are little more than stepping stones. There was no chicken. There was no egg. And there was no Humanzee. There were just things that were chimps, then there were things that were not chimps that were successful, and over hundreds of thousands of years, became us.

This is simple first grade stuff, question any part of it. No one is stopping you.

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just taking a nap while based bird bro massages his back

looks like an autistic owl from the thumbnail

lol all that sweet sweet gubment climate science money

you fucking retard, any scientist without conscience or integrity could be a fucking millionaire tomorrow taking oil company money

I still don't get this filename

I honestly find the feathered honking version way scarier

>MUH MARMALADE
Why do jews hate millenials?

Clever girl

I recently made a fat stack off of bitcoin, I can afford to do whatever I want. I am purchasing several hundred cockatoos, and I have them all housed in a room with the nigger word playing on repeat from loudspeakers.

I'm going to release these birds into the wild, and the only word they will know will be "nigger"

I will go to cities with large melenated populations and release them to terrorize the inhabitants. Nobody can stop me.

>awww he's smilling

How are corvids so BASED?

BASED

>ResidentEvil4.webm

Diogenes you philistine

>fuck up housing and job market for quick bucks
>millennials can't afford shit, stop buying worthless luxuries
>OY WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING WORTHLESS LUXURIES ANYMORE?

>explaining judaism in a video

Crocodile bellows are cool, I dont see what the issue is.

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You're so good at pretending to be retarded that you're almost causing me to worry for you.

SEETHING

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>>lots of people lived around water sources
>>these sources would flood sometimes due to excessive rain and possibly other factors
>>this means that jebus magic covered the entire earth in water some 2000+ years ago in spite of the evidence we now have to contrary, evidence that arbitrarily dismiss in favor of glorified fairy tales
This really isn't funny anymore.

Jesus Christ.
The poor snake didn't stand a chance.

>hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

based ducks

Just owl would have sufficed.

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so sneaky

>that slow headturn
kek

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Get over it Dawkins, you're wrong

Wikitards had an edit war on the Birds page since they kept adding "are the only surviving dinosaurs" as the opening statement like it's important.

On another note:
I can only laugh at reptiles in general making autistic clade biologists seethe.
Mammalia - Therapsida and descendants
Aves - Archaeopteryx and descendants
>Reptilia - whatever contemporary amniotes you didn't already cut away
Amphibia - exist as a taxon only because everything but one group is extinct so it's technically descendants of some one thing
>Pisces - already do not exist

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It's unironically cuter than the pitbull though

Based

Cute

I specifically requested the opposite of this.

patternsofevidence.com/2018/07/27/carbon-dating-errors-may-rewrite-the-bibles-place-in-history/
anthropology.msu.edu/anp264-ss13/2013/02/07/radiocarbon-dating-a-closer-look-at-its-main-flaws/
sciencealert.com/radiocarbon-dating-ancient-levant-region-calibration-inaccuracies

>Have millenials killed Hotel Loyalty Programs?
Imagine being so bitter you bitch about this

>not denouncing his claim at all.
not explicitly but I was since I was comparing it to fundementalists.

Fuck you, marmalade is great
You faggots need Paddington

what the fuck

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT????

it's entirely possible he isn't pretending.

fuck now I'm sounding like Joe Rogan

fake news.

rip

but brain to body size ratio? how can this be? Ostriches are the dumbest warmblooded animals for example.

No actually, the lack of evidence for a global flood is not wrong, your stupid book of fairy tales is what is wrong. Now fuck off and get out, christards are not allowed on 4chins.

And people wonder why they climb mountains.

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you say that like its a bad thing

Above all else you were making his band of insane faggots comparable to the teaching of evolution. When someone says a bunch of insane bullshit and then you say
>Well you are too
That's not you disagreeing, in fact that's you agreeing and using your understanding of that agreement as a middle ground.

(((nice try)))

the penguin was rescued by, oh let's say, Moe.

Couldn't it technically be called a moon of the sun? Or does a moon accompany a planet by definition?

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Have you seen the way that large, predatory birds move? Imagine something the size of a t-rex bobbing its head like a crow and doing those twitchy head movements. That's how they were written in Jurassic Park. It was much more threatening that what the effects of the time were able to represent in the films.

It's probably exhausted

Maybe its something similar to the difference between neanderthals and homo sapiens? I.E Neanderthals had bigger brains but they either didn't use them as efficiently as we did or were more autistic then we were/are?

Those flood event myths don't take image at the same time. The type of troll that claims this never provides sources, or if they do it's clickbait websites or ones that look like they're from the late 90s.

The moment they announced dinos were feathered like a chicken it was over with dignity. T-rex is basically a giant chocobo.

Thats a big beak

best version of the meme

Lol nah. The earth was at one point almost completely water, git fvcked

Are you still assblasted about the fact that Paddington 2 has a higher rottentomatoes score than Black Panther you kike faggot?

Nah, shitting on fedora fags was one of the best things to happen in internet culture. For so long they circle jerked in their echo chambers then finally they got called out for being fucking losers.

Post the elephant skeleton.

carelessness on my part then. I meant what you're saying.

literally me on this board

That's from All Yesterdays. Those illustrations show what mammals look like if bad or early paleoartists who don't understand certain details were to draw them based on their skeletons

What is he even gobbling up?

>insulation doesn't insulate

wow who woulda thunk

Would you fuck Velociraptor if it was all feather-y, honking like a goose and not in Japanese maid outfit?
A-a-asking for a f-friend.

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>answersingenesis
Why do you do this to yourself?

Nigga there's even research on why they know it. Aboriges flood tale aligns perfectly with geological record. The actual research was how the fuck they could retain oral tales for thousands of years without corrupting information. They ultimately argued that it was because they constantly do the equivalent of a raid system with people - they sit together and compare how they remember it and then correct each other frequently.

Not to mention that none of them are the same exact story either. The actual source for the biblical flood is likely the epic of gilgamesh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE NOT GIVING ME ENOUGH MONEY! NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS, HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's okay user you're cute.

Yes, and at the time the earth's oceans were glowing a subtle purple hue because chlorophyll wasn't a common thing yet.

I very much appreciate your willingness to understand what I'm saying instead of flying off the handle like so many other Yea Forums faggots. Carry on, user.

Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.

but why? to reclaim his rightful place as King Under The Mountain!

but first he must contract the services of a burglar

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1g9sneS2MF4

youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q needs this in the background

>>one of the best things
>>let to a resurgence of christardation on the internet to the point that said christards feel welcome on Yea Forums
No and fuck you.

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>arguing over imaginary animals

Dinosaurs exist in books, tv, and videogames. There is no hard evidence to indicate that anything like that has ever lived. Fossils are just rocks cut to look like bones.

The point of fiction is to be creative so no matter how much science disproves giant walking death lizards, people will still make their own versions of them and enjoy them.

>Chlorophyll
More like borophyll

Reminder: Boomer graves are dug up in future

How the fuck could it even be the same story when they live on different continents? This is just retarded. It's obviously different personal experiences.

>this means that jebus magic covered the entire earth in water some 2000+ years ago
This is the most juvenile interpretation of ancient folklore I've ever read. You basically just mashed every cultural folklore through a meatgrinder for the purposes of creating a strawman. Actual literature exists in copious amounts on the subject, and it's definitely not easy to digest, but that's probably why most people avoid it and cling to this secularized revisionism.

Honestly besides the avocado toast and lack of home ownership, all of these are good things.

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years from now reading and watching media about outdated shit about dinos will be the same as reading about religion.
It's about obsolete theories that made sense 1000 years ago

That has to be the most metal bird I ever saw.

youtube.com/watch?v=8SxrX0fJ_Vo

Primal carnage.

You can't fucking pinpoint a specific year with accuracy, dumbass, but you can look at a rock, test it, and say that it's a billion fucking years old. You fucking don't even know how science works, retard.

There's no evidence yesterday existed. Universe might have just randomly spawned with you holding your current memories. GG no re.

>thinking geese aren’t the most dangerous of predators

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>a huge fucking beast making this noise
still scary honestly.

lol did somebody add Ripley the Toucan to nature footage?

Ripley the Toucan is RIP the Toucan now btw

Is that a roadrunner?

>"How the fuck is this thing still alive?!"

*WHIRRRRRRRRRR*

Yea Forums has always been counter-culture. Today, being Godly and having healthy family values is counter-culture. Get with the times and wash your hair... fedora fag.

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"A man is a featherless bird"

Her babies are so cute

>white nigger chimping out
Huh, niggers are rainbows after all.

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rip snek

HURRRRR DURRRRR MPFFFFMFFFFF UUUUUUURRRRRR

>Having healthy values
Pretending to be retarded and doing everything your current designated God-figure tells you isn't healthy.

This has to be made up. This is insane.

>comfy thread about dinosaurs and birds
>ruined by poe's law creationist posting
I can tolerate trannies and their switches but not this

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Could be worse.

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Oh no its retarded

I could take it down, it's relies on intimidation anyway

I literally spend every waking moment believing this. I’m not convinced the universe existed before I was born.

Bird of justice
Based proto-honkers

horseshit atheists fucking debate anyone and those memes were made by assblasted christfags passing off katana weabos for atheists

Dinosaurs are significantly more comparable to birds than lizards. Lizards are just about the worst thing you could think of to compare to a dinosaur in the reptile group

god i wish that were me

>chainsmoking user sees a cute girl holding hands with chad

t. goose
Also
>finns
>white

Frick off incel fedorafag

Makes sense

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...

>Millennials have killed the McDonald's McWrap
The horror.

>atheists fucking debate
Yeah look at all the debate and non-self posturing on great places like r/atheism. No backpatting, no pop-science worship.

Pigs don't roar either, chief, and if I heard this out in the wild from some giant angry lizard I'd shit myself too.
youtu.be/wRgH7HvmSiE?t=34

>Boomers are this frightened by millennials.

Its finally happening, The Collapse!

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Just throwing the idea out there but T. rex feathers seem like they should work similar to ostrich feathers.

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Of course they didn't, that's something Spielberg essentially made up. Did people really think that was a thing?

>Because artists are the ultimate conformists. Imagine if everyone thought of lizard dinos as geckos or chameleons instead of being compared to shit like gators and komodo dragons. They hear bird and think chicken or turkey instead of the wide array of shit that exists.
Not really, most times the drawings of dinosaurs follow specifications and directions from paleonthologists and researchers, it's like asking for an artist to draw your face and then complain that it looks like you

>atheists fucking debate anyone
Yeah, often times when no one asks to start a debate. There literally was an entire subreddit where the majority of users were the living stereotype of the fedora meme. I’m guessing it’s not like that now, but it certainly was in 2011. There was definitely ass blasting on both sides, but I enjoyed laughing at the fedora memes.

>reddit
this was your mistake

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GOOD LUCK RAT OF GOOD VIBES AND HEALTH

VIM AND VIGOR AND ILLNESS FREE DAYS WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "STAY HEALTHY RATTO"

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Poopeh babbeh

He was ahead of his time

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aaaand i'm out of webms

hope you enjoyed folks

bird threads on Yea Forums are always top-tier

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>Smart enough to manipulate tools
>Manipulate tools

Anyway screencap of next Jurassic park

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>Tommy gun!

Not him but you gotta witness shit to know why it should be avoided.

>dinosaurs and birds
>dinosaurs AND birds

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This but unironically

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>You don't question anything, you just believe a dogmatic consensus among colleges, because in your view it comes from an authority that you unquestionably believe everything from.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're self aware and just being cheeky.

>Clever girl

The millennials didn't fuck over the economy you zoomer fuck, the boomers did

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Rats are disgusting and so is this webm. fuck you

millenials are 25-35 year olds right?

Why are zoomers taking credit for us ruining things?

Go ruin stuff yourself zoomers and stop taking our credit

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It was biped.

I sometimes wonder if I didn't just spontaneously exist in the very moment I'm aware in with all my memories.

Tell that to happy conservative christian families.