Mario Kart Mobile VIDEO LEAK!

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>those ds quality sfx
you've gotta be kidding me

I felt anemic watching this.

>he didn't get in the beta and has to rely on leaks
Pathetic

It's a phone game, calm down

>it's using mkwii sounds

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>You cannot leave the track no matter how shit you are

The absolute state of zoomers playing on mobile LMAO

>Characters and karts have power levels
Gameplay looks like ass

you're retarded if you think the sounds needed to be that compressed. Phone games are capable of producing much better audio than this

Holy fuck it's AWFUL.

I'm convinced Nintendo are exposing mobile gaming as trash and making people realise that if you want a real fucking MK get a switch

This seems so fucking boring and barebones
How do you even control anything?
God damn it Nintendo

Soulless

Didn't they say something like this, where the mobile games mainly exist to be ads (and secretly to suck money from whales?) IIRC last year it made up less than five percent of their income.

>Wii era renders
>Wii era sound effects
>3DS era graphics
>glued to track
>all you do is steer left/right
>music is shit
>general audio quality is shit
>unlockable characters
Wow.

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>purposely making shitty phone games to make people go out and buy the actual games
You know what.
That checks out.
Fire Emblem, Mario Run, Animal Crossing, now this. All are really awful and shitty versions of the console counterparts.

What? You expected a real MK game on mobile? KEK go buy a Switch and MK8D like a good boy!

why didn't they just rerelease the original SMK for phones

>mobage

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MEANWHILE IN 2005...

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> No Diddy Kong
Trash

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This looks incredibly boring. How the fuck did they take the fun out of Mario Kart?

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Didn't FE mobile make boatloads of money tough?

>those gold and pink backgrounds on the character select
This is going to be a gacha game, isn't it?

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>We will never have super cool MKWii stunts again

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How are they going to monetize this?
I think this is going to flop harder than mario run

It is

>Jirard Khalil

lol

where did it all go so wrong bros...

cant help but hear this during the menu music
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ds sounded way more compressed.

I've played a few races in it today.
It's okay, definitely not as good as the actual games though and the mobile stuff is shitty.
Stamina on races, karts driver n stuff have stats.
Some racers get better items than others.
It's not very good.

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Imagine how much they could change mobile gaming if they made a cheap bluetooth controller to go along with a decent mario kart game

Holy shit phones really get you people mad dont' they

Acceleration is automated, you steer by moving your finger on the screen left or right, for some reason you need to turn on manual drifting. It feels like the other players are genuinely retarded because I somehow drove circles around them. Tapping uses items and your racer can get 1-3 items per box depending on the map. It's pretty simple but it could've been worse.

They're going to turn all their franchises into mobile F2P gachas at this rate.

This reeks of gatcha shit

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why does nintendo develop for phone but not put their games on PC? isn't it the same thing? I understand why they don't develop for xbox and playstation obviously

They've said this from the fucking very beginning and yet idiots still whine Pokemon GO isn't like the mainline games. Can't these people shut up already?

Phone games are and forever will be watered down cancer even if we had one or two good games here and there.

>this is the only Mario Kart we're getting this gen since the port of 8 has sold over 16 million
At least Team Sonic Racing is fun.

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Why wouldnt they?
They are killing videogames

>Acceleration is automated
AHAHAHAHAHAA NO FUCKING WAAAAAYYYYY
what a fucking joke

I think one of my major issue is that certain characters are better than others on certain map. You're going to be really annoyed when you learn that on Luigi mansion that Luigi can hold three items while characters like koopa can only hold one.

Yeah, they seemed to focus on having the game be playable one-handed. Worst part is that racers, karts and gliders are all locked behind gacha.

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and you know people will gobble it up because the average person is a retard

It would be okay if it was faster

Im going to be sick.
I hope gacha is made illegal soon

Absolute state of nintendo

It looks like the beta is locked to 50cc only. I don't understand why they even bother with including that anymore. I seriously can't imagine anyone enjoying anything bellow 150cc.

>Gacha
>Certain Characters have an advantage in certain tracks, see the screenshot I took
>leveling up stats in drivers, vehicles and gliders
Don't spend money on this

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I unlocked 100cc after a few races, it seems to be tied to your Player Level

Say it with me Yea Forums
>I'm sorry I laughed at Super Mario Run

It is in Belgium. Fire Emblem Heroes and Dragalia Lost are pulling out of there.

So how long will it be before Nintendo becomes like every other AAA developer and starts putting microtransactions and lootboxes into their games?

Post yfw you're not gonna download this awful gacha shit game

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was this developed by nintendo?

for the love of god, can we actually turn it sideways?

>It's okay
>proceeds to prove it isn't

>Actually thinking this

Why the fuck would you ever think Nintendo wouldn't make another 20+ million seller? Are you retarded? No seriously though. Are you fucking retarded?

It may not come out until 2020/21 or so but MK9 is definitely going to happen.

No, it's made to be played with one hand so you can't change the orientation.

Record some gameplay once you unlock 150, bro.

FEH is alright as long as you don't get too high level in aether raids.

Dragalia lost was never released in Belgium

Super Mario Run was a red herring that was intentionally designed to make less money than FEH so Nintendo could cite it as the reason why they will now make all their mobile games gachashit.

I don't really play mobile games but why do their menus always looks so fucking bad? Something about the presentation, lag and janky freezes seems to be prevalent in every mobile game I've seen and it's just awful. I figured Nintendo at least would do well but no, it's present here too. Why are they all like this?

Garbage.

are they gonna turn mario kart into a gatcha?

Because Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is still selling immensely up at full fucking price. You have to remember the Nintendo tax that keeps these games at 60 dollars well after release. They aren't going to lower the prices of these games until they release the Greatest Hits or whatever versions at the end of the system's lifespan.

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Oh, I was thinking of Animal Crossing Pocket Camp.

not as bad as I'd expected.

Yes

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>Weegee!

There are no other players, it's all AI

>It feels like the other players are genuinely retarded
There are no other players, genuine retard.

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>fucking portrait mode
Please tell me that landscape with tilt controls are optional

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Mobile games always stutter because they're never optimized for performance. No need to since people who play mobile games don't hold them up to the same standard as console/PC games.

I know the game HAS bots but I've been getting a lot of Japanese names and names like Stem Cell too. Also it puts me in a matchmaking room when trying to start a race so I doubt it's MEANT to be single-player.

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The characters have signature abilities

Awesome I hope it spreads

>Acceleration is automated
>make a game in a genre where being able to control your car is crucial
>take away that control
JUST

Fire Emblem turned into a waifu game, and Heroes went extra hard on it. They also focus strongly on Fateswakening characters, with an added focus on the Tellius/Radiant games.

FEH is okay, given that it’s one of the few gachas with actual gameplay.
Girl’s Frontline and Azur Lane are still better

>I'm playing with tilt controls!

Main issue with this is gonna be price. If it's free they get a bigger player base but we have to deal with microtransactions. If it's like $10 way less people will play it.

>Nintendo tax
How autistic does one have to be to only comprehend supply and demand if it's in contrarian meme form?
People buy it at full price, so they keep it at full price. I'm not even saying I like it.

Go play Mario Kart Wii CTGP
no gacha
Any character for free
change the music to your liking
Offlline mode

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Belgium was the first country to do it, then the Netherlands soon followed. They found that lootboxes and gacha games were essentially slot machines, and banned them on phones and PCs since it gave children easy access to gambling. If it actually spreads to the whole EU, then game companies might take note and stop making every mobile game gachashit. Either that or just pull out of the rest of the EU the same way they did with Belgium.

No way it's going to cost money when it's a shitty gacha game.

you get put in rooms with bots using existing user names

I'm not disagreeing with that? I thought we were talking about Mario Kart Nine's existence, not debating why 8 Deluxe is at full price.

>FEH
>Gameplay
It's the most basic SRPG on the mobile market and still fucks people over because it uses power creep to incentivize rolling new units and then of course the fun of PVP, the domain of whales.

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Or I can play a good Mario Kart game on my Switch.

>Stamina on races
Dropped

I know whales are dumb enough as it is but I seriously doubt that anybody is going to pay $10 just to play a gacha game.

shit, you could just emulate MKDS on your phone

>can't even go offroad
Disgusting.
Anyway going by the dots on the main menu and assuming 1 of each cup is something like the start boost challenge, we're getting 48 tracks
>tfw they could have made that amount for mk8d instead

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>tfw Crash had a kart racing game years ago on mobile and still looks better than this.

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I'm starting to understand what Nintendo was going for here.
This isn't a traditional Mario Kart (obviously) and the emphasis is on getting high scores on each level. The other players are all bots and are pretty easy to beat and get 1st place, which gets you a major score bonus. Other than placing well, you should be focusing on drift boosts, hitting boost markers, jumps, collecting coins and attacking other players for more score. Also you get an initial score bonus for using karts, gliders and characters that you've used frequently. With each course having different Characters/Karts/Gliders given a bonus, you're also urged to not stick to a single setup and play the gacha to unlock everything for optimal play on each course.
This is Mario Kart Score Attack Gacha edition, and I'm okay with it.

:^)

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If you are ok with gacha you need to die

I know, but it’s still ahead of crap like FGO and Kancolle.

Uploader of that video here. The game is pretty meh. I really just wish I could invert the controls. The way it works is that you put your finger at the bottom of the screen and swipe and hold, swipe your finger to the left and it turns left, swiping to the right turns right. Drift is already set to automatic so swiping far in either direction starts a drift. My only qualm is I can't invert the swipe direction, I want to to go right when I swipe left and left when I swipe right, like in most other mobile games. But so far so good.

I'm kinda baffled as to why Nintendo won't make new content for MK8 seeing as its an old as fuck game and they could make even more money from it in the long run

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Everyone fucking hated that game and you know it. It flopped so hard that they dropped it and replaced with a different FF gacha game, Record Keeper, which was F2P.

It's a casual phone game, calm down

>second pull was Rosalina
>dump my tickets on her
feels alright

>I want to to go right when I swipe left and left when I swipe right
That sounds awful

It looks boring

I wasn't expecting much from this game but holy shit this really is the lowest effort possible

Probably for the best desu. I don't think Super Mario Run did very well with its $10 price tag and seeing as this is online multiplayer a bigger player base is better.

>tfw sonic even had a Transformed port
youtu.be/e5NIJoeNwHo

You pay for gas and lootcrate style roulette boxes to pull new karts and characters.

Inverted controls sounds awful though.

It's pretty normal...? Lots of mobile games do it and so do lots of console games. It's called Inverted-X. Tons of Nintendo games have Inverted-X by default

Thats.....that's not gyro steering is it?

see my post here

That's a good thing

>Driving through the middle of a wide area with hazards (For example the bit with Pirahna Plants in Choco Island 2)
>Some weird steering auto-correct kicks in when I attempt to go wide around obstacles and steers me straight into them, seemingly in an attempt to keep me on the middle of the track
>Happens multiple times
Epic

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I remember this. It was full price, but went free to play later. I think the full price version was still loaded with in app purchases. I enjoyed playing with it plenty, though. Hilariously, it ran way better on a shitty low spec Android tablet than the 3DS port ever did.

Mario Kart does not do it, and I doubt many kart racers out there even bother.

I do think it's pretty odd how they're using the MKDS/Wii/7 sound effects instead of the updated ones from 8. Maybe they're placeholders?

This is so fucking bad.

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>You pay for gas
Wait do you really?

It's gonna make millions and I'm gonna be so fucking angry. Just thinking about how much money they are gonna make brings me to fucking tears. Fucking Nintendo.

You're right Mario kart CONSOLE doesn't do it. But this is mobile and tons of mobile games do in fact do it. So it really just fucks with me.

Transformed was on everything.
The Vita version was especially impressive since it was a straight port with no caveats.
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What, are you running a skiff

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Typical mobile game to be honest. If they can get some of tha gacha pie, they will.

Nice bait. Here's your (You).

You mean the hearts that replenish every 15 minutes for free?
Also you get plenty of emeralds to play the gacha just by playing the game.
I could easily see myself playing this and not paying a single dime

I just got a notification saying I'm fully recharged and ready to play again. It's gonna have a lot of microtransactions is my guess.

You think that, but in mobile games that control scheme is pretty normal.

I find it funny that some people thought this would be anything than a dinky ass gacha game. Makes me fucking sad to realize that fucktards are actually going to spend money on this yucky ass shit.

>item luck bonus

Uh oh.

It's probably just your typical mobile game stamina system where you can only play X amount of times before you have to wait for your stamina to refill.

>reading "Rosalina" and "gacha pull" in the same sentence

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Fuck off my site or else, casual

Thank you OP, bullet successfully dodged

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Why the fuck is Choco Island such a plain port over? They made Donut Plains look great in MK8 but here you can barely tell anything is chocolate and it just looks like some dull mountain with a mud section.

>company that was the unrivaled best at handheld consoles and their games for over 20 years can't make a mobile game to save their life

I don't understand it at all

Why is it so slow? And I know Nintendo is hell-bent on using portrait mode, but literally every other mobile racer uses landscape.

Nintendo aren't even developing these games.

They know mobile is trash

that was on a device that had buttons though

For me, it's Maple Treeway.

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Holy shit that SOUL.

non-plysical buttons
and they tried to make a proper game on mobile with Mario Run but no one bought it so they're just doing the gacha thing now

Why would they? It's literally the cheapest mobile game they could come up with so that the return in investment is high.

Personally, I never was going to pay for this shit anyways. So I might just try it and be done with it after a few hours maybe. Never given any gacha shit any money anyways.

>Why is it so slow?
Because you're still on 50cc?

All the tracks we've seen so far are from MK7 and MKDS. They probably just want it to be playable on older phones, which is why they're using such simple designs.

Reminder that modern phones can emulate Gamecube and PS2 games at full speed. That Mario Kart shit is unacceptable.

BANANA BOYS RISE UP

>if you refuse to play major chunks of the game it’s alright
Sure thing man

>just now figuring out that Nintendo's mobileshit exists primarily to advertise the actual games (whales-aside)

I'm ranked FIRST on the Shell Cup
I dare ANY of you faggots to beat my high score
YOU CHUMPS

That's a good point, they'd want as many people as possible to be able to run it.

>Nintendo and Only Nintendo should be responsible in making actual good games for mobile

If literally nobody else does it why the fuck would Nintendo?

they'd cost money up front and no one on mobile gives a shit about paying to play the game instead of pay to win

for fucks sake, even in paid games you still have to pay more to play fucking worst timeline.

>Mario Run doesn't sell and no one liked it
>But FEH gacha shit makes them money hand over fist
How the fuck did that happen?

>At least Team Sonic Racing is fun.
imagine lying to yourself like that

what's the point of these walls if you can't even leave the pavement

It's mainly advertisement, they know legislation is coming for mobile bullshit so they're not going all in.

Because it doesnt have an entry fee?

it is when you aren't playing online and your teammates can't disconnect.

Whales will spend more money over time than any population ever will ever spend on a one time entry fee. It's how our economy works.

>$10 just to purchase the app
no it won't.

I like your wallpaper

I unironically wouldn't want deep gameplay if playing on mobile, just some simple shit to pass 10 minutes

You know what, that special ability thing is promising. Mainline MK should adopt it.

Were Double Dash and Wii the pinnacles of SOUL?

This is actually so fucking awful I'm going to play any other Mario Kart to wash the taste out of my mouth.

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So like every other Mario Kart game.

It's honestly not that bad. Did you even get into the beta?

Yes, definitely.

doesn't look all that bad

YES AND I FUCKING HATE IT. ITS IN PORTRAIT MODE, THE CONTROLS ARE FUCKING AWFUL, AND ITS SLOW AS FUCK. I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE OF THIS FUCKING GACHA GARBAGE.

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i didn't see any gacha features in that video

I think it's alright for a phone game, the bar is already extremely low and it has surpassed it IMO.
You went into this thinking it'd be an actual mainline Mario Kart game, lol retard

gives me literally a headache watching this.

Playing it now. Obviously worse than any other mario kart since its mobile.
HOWEVER, its way better than i expected it to be. More about getting a high score and you never have to let your finger go during a race (you can just move your finger up or down to use an item while maintaining your turn)

it's slow because you have to unlock the higher speeds after a fucking grind

but you can't grind because, to top it all of, they put in a fucking stamina system on mario kart

fucking what

Motherfucker if we can play PUBG on mobile Nintendo, a triple(3) AAA company, can give us a steering wheel.

This look at all the most popular mobile games they're chill simple games where you play 10 minutes here 10 minutes there

You don't need much intuition to tell how its going to work. The maps each have benefits for different characters and if you have a specific character you can get more item slots than other people. I think theres also better bonuses on karts and gliders but im not sure.

God I hope the faster speeds are better this game is a fucking slog.

that's not what a gacha feature is though

EU is a tiny fraction of mobile sales. US and Asia won't budge so EU will just get fucked like the virtual 3rd worlders they already are.

Turn on gyro controls and manual boost if you wanna take it to the next level
Shit I barely even use the gyro I just snake everywhere

A stamina system is the standard for mobile games, it's meant to be played in small bursts unless you're autistic and want to pay money for gacha gems and more play time because you're an autistic child with zero patience and it's your only game you own and you play on mommy's phone when she's busy

You get a random kart racer when you spend emeralds and different characters have more slots or bonuses than other depending on the track. Fuck that nonsense I just want to play Wario.

Does the game use Gyro controls and why is it in portrait mode?

Yes it has gyro controls and it has gyro controls because Nintendo is Nintendo.

it's a phone game what did you expect?
just reroll until you pull wario

I give it a few years. And that will be the day video games officially died.

I'll just hope once I finally grind up to the faster modes it gets better and the game is as generous with the premium currencies as FEH.

I guess Nintendo really is serving the lowest common denomination of gamers these days, then.

ever heard of amiibo?

Amiibos are at worst physical DLCs.

most of nintendo gacha games are generous with the gacha system so hopefully so both draglia lost and FEH have that pity system which is pretty useful

Shitty platforms get shitty games
Nintendo is just cashing in
Their console games are still top notch, this is basically a side project to see how much they can profit off of retards who buy into micro transactions

As long as we're agreeing that Nintendo is putting out shitty games on the mobile phone platform, you can say whatever else unrelated to the original point.

I feel nothing but despair when reading anything like these games, this gacha shit is something cancer can't even match.
I've never known true despair until this era, I often wonder if it's even possible to recover, innovation is all but dead.

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>guaranteed to get the rate-up character, kart, and glider after 100 rolls
nice
thats probably gonna be like 500 dollars worth of currency...
but still, nice

once we get rid of capitalism a lot of this shit will go away

>autopilot default enabled
>good

Yeah, like food.

There is a God.

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why are you over reacting to a phone game my guy?

Looks even slower than 50cc in regular MK to me.

so kind of them to lock progression behind randomized rewards with rarity tiers and the ability to earn rewards that you already previously earned

>DS

1. Cringe
2. Yikes
3. Yeet

Good going man happy to see you get to play as him now be honest doesn't it feel a tiny bit better that you got lucky and pulled him over him just being playable from the start

Do people really expected a proper MK game with all bells and whistle?

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Because shit like is somehow acceptable at all

No.

Limiting your playtime with a paywall is obscene. Cosmetic microtransactions would have been sufficient to make profit.

I was expecting a mediocre game and I was still let down.

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holy fuck the auto-pilot is so strong. you literally bounce off the border between the track and off-road.
and damn its fucking impossible to get the coins on the the spiral staircase in the mk7 peaches castle track because the auto-pilot sucks you to the inside of the track.

also all the opponents are bots wearing the names of other players. shits creepy.

Good God I wish you had to earn the privilege to post on this board through random draws.

i don't see a problem with someone spending money on whatever they see as valuable

>I know Nintendo is hell-bent on using portrait mode, but literally every other mobile racer uses landscape.
I blame snapchat. Fucking zoomers can't be fucked to turn their phone sideways.

TURNING
PLAYERS
INTO
PAYERS

it'd clean up the board a lot and it'd be pretty neat

A mobile Mario Kart would never live up to the console games. I wasn't expecting it to be gacha shit, though.

because it changes the entire landscape of the industry to cater to whales, look at every game now having $150 mtx with pay2win and cosmetic bullshit out the ass that would have just been unlockables before this shit took off
you are the cancer killing videogames

I see a huge problem with locking something as basic as a Mario Kart roster behind any kind of progression, much less paid progression, or in this case, paid randomized progression. Consumers have no business defending this shit in any industry. If they can't afford to make a good game, they shouldn't be applauded for selling a shitty game piecemeal.

Based

It's free though.

Then you're a shortsighted fool that doesn't understand the consequences.
Or the more likely scenario, you're trolling for a response like this since to actually be this inept isn't something you should be proud of.

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mk8 is on the wii u and switch which has everything you want
Mk tour is a free to play mobile game

It's almost like... okay, stay with me here... but... it's almost like.... haha, this is such a crazy idea hahaha...

Okay, okay.... get this.... it's ALMOST LIKE mobile games... haha oh man.... it's almost like mobile games are, by their very nature, always going to be simplified, watered down versions of full games made for dedicated gaming systems. Wow. Crazy, right?

>nintendo go with fixed pricing on Mario run.
>Everyone and their mother bitch about it.

And we're talking about the mobile game. It's shit.

all the games i play don't have what you're saying your games have
maybe the problem is the games you play are shit

And it's almost like you can make a moblie game that doesn't gate progression behind repeating randomized rewards after replaying the same content over and over again, and you don't have to justify shit just because shit exists.

so you don't play videogames? even indie games are doing it now

nope i just don't play shit games like you my man

>full fledge ports of console games like stardew valley, minecraft, grand theft auto, every vidya mascot, ever the fucking works
>still a shit experience cause touch controllers
>mobile controllers that connect are shit and support is scattered
There's no fucking winning.

You're not even paying for shitty cosmetics or JPEGs anymore. You're paying for the CHANCE of getting the JPEG that you want. And if you didn't get the one that you wanted: "Too bad sucker. Pay again."

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Real shame him and the Metal Mario I rolled right after won't get transferred to the full release.

But obviously they want the whales' $$$.

what games do you play user? give some examples

Wow, so generous of them to allow me a chance every few hours to get something random that I already got. I really appreciate that they give me the privilege to pay for additional lott-- opportunities to earn great rewards. Every other game is like this, so it's okay if Nintendo just does the same thing, after all.

>I see a huge problem with locking something as basic as a Mario Kart roster behind any kind of progression
mario kart games have had unlockable racers before

and not everything is behind the gacha. you can get metal mario, the current super rare gacha character, for free after earning a shitload of grand stars (medals you get from races and achievements), and some other characters and karts along the way. plus you can use coins you get from races to buy kart parts.

recently i've been replaying ninja gaiden 2 and castlevania portait of ruin

Why would they act differently? They want some of that cash like any other gacha shit.

so you admit you don't play new games? because all new versions of those games have mtx out the ass. ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away

>mario kart games have had unlockable racers before
It was shit then, and it's shit now. I am still unlocking random crap in MK8 Ultra. This is the kind of shit I bought Action Replay for, but nowadays you can't play games the way you want to play them without risk of losing your digital collection.

the new version of ninja gaiden would be i guess 3 razors edge which has no microtrannyactions
Castlevania doesn't have any either
more recent released games would be Resident evil 2 remake and dmcV i also enjoyed xenoblade chronicles 2 and mario odyssey

They wouldn't, because they're Nintendo, and this is what Nintendo does.

>and not everything is behind the gacha.
The fact the gacha exists at all is disgusting. Regular microtransactions were bad enough already. Now you're paying and you don't even know what you'll get in return.

What problem? Hey, have any luck pulling this event's Super Super Rare Kart Tires? I'm sure you'll get it in the next ten-pull!

That's why I'll take Nintendo's approach over trying to play traditional games with touch controllers anyday. The only real ass game that's kinda sorta playable is Sonic.

and RE2R and DMC5 have a crazy amount of DLC as well, almost all of it cosmetic that you would be able to unlock by just playing the game before this shit was normalized
stop defending and ignoring this garbage

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So how many of you fucking Nintendo fanboy losers will defend your company doing GACHA and LOOTBOXES NOW?

Remember the BS they said before?

usgamer.net/articles/nintendo-doesnt-want-to-look-greedy-over-mobile-game-microtransactions

They are LIARS.

The Japanese EA. What makes it worse, they added these gambling mechanics to a literal children's game (Mario Kart). This is literally getting kids hooked onto gambling mechanics.

Fuck Nintendo.

last i checked they don't have a crazy amount of dlc and your picture shows 4 dlc items 2 which are costumes 1 which is a rune pack and 1 which is an expansion

any mtx is cancer, kill yourself

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I've seen shovelware ripoffs that play better than this, what were they thinking?

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oh you mean all of the shit you get with the deluxe edition? half of the stuff on there can be earned through the game itself one of them is the OST and the rest is shit from the deluxe edition

finish a tour? great! come over here and jerk off uncle nintendo's shiny green pipe and hope you get something good!

>Mobilefags don’t know better so we may as well not try

kill yourself corporate bootlicker
why don't you go back to gambling on mobile games

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Who even needs to buy those shitty grind games anyhow? There's so many fucking games everywhere. New games that don't have this shit, backlogs of old games on every console imaginable, wishlists out the ass everywhere. At this point, we're drowning in decent vidya new and old.

i never mentioned monster hunter world why would i care about a shit game i don't play?

You retards are really sperging over a kusoge?

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At least the track choices are good
>Luigi's Mansion
>Koopa Troopa Beach
>Choco Island 2
>Kalimari Desert
>Dino Dino Jungle
>Shy Guy Bazaar
If we get Waluigi Pinball or DK Summit my dick will explode

The track seems so boring and empty, while the entire environment is pretty much static. Add to it being basically autopilot with some swiping involved and the game looks like it's going to be shit. Nintendo could have easily made something on par with their mainline Mario Karts, but you can tell this was made shit on purpose as to not have this be in competition with them as full priced games.

This looks shit
Ops looks good

>tfw got every taxman remake on mobile
>tfw mania became a thing afterwards
I fucking miss Mania pre-release threads.

capcom is the EA of japan, they made both RE2R and DMC5, and everything they make in the future will be filled with even more mtx that take things out of the game that you pay for and sell it to you separately
kill yourself bootlicker

I would not agree that you would have just unlocked skins in any DMC game, since I don't remember a single instance of skins before dmc4se, and they started as mtx

>The Japanese EA.
I didnt know Nintendo used to shut down studios. But hey that's something new to learn.

>This is literally getting kids hooked onto gambling mechanics.
That's why Belgium banned this shit. They saw that it was way too easy for kids to start playing these games and get addicted.

>gacha
>plays itself
>all opponents are cpus
who would ever spend money on this

>all this baiting
I don't trust you shits anymore in your shitposting
It looks great and is free mk on the go
It will be a success and you all will be playing it
Have a shower

RE2R and DMCV came out after monster hunter world yet it doesn't have as many MTX sounds to me like you're wrong

>TFW Want to have fun games on my phone now that I have the Note 9
>Everything is F2P trash that relies on microtransaction bullshit

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Nintendo still makes video games as opposed to live services so they're not EA.

have fun with your game that expects you to spend $500 to unlock everything because you bootlickers will pay for anything your corporate masters put onto a plate I guess
go back to whatever gacha game you're playing

No, we're explaining to Nintendo Social Media Influencers why we don't like the game.

Nah it's pretty mediocre. I guess mobile shitters are used to having low standards.

But hey as long as the real MK games dont get that shit, I couldnt care less about all of this?

150cc is ok

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Start installing hacked apk's.

Hello, super costumes?

chill out man i get it you're upset because i blew you the fuck out and now you have to resort to calling me a bootlicker and say i play gacha games
one day you'll grow up dipshit-kun

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I hate mobile games and never play that shit
This game looks good

Emulation and and a game running natively on a device's hardware are two completely different things.

So, sperging about it?

you are the reason videogames are dead
this is my last reply to you bootlicker

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The cars drive themselves and you only race braindead AI. Your score is determined by using the correct racer and car and glider per map, and you can win without coming in first place, because score determines your success and you can easily get enough points to win without coming in first.

>This game looks good
No not really.

videogames aren't dead though games are coming out each month that are genuinely super fun to play maybe you should quit browsing Yea Forums if you don't like video games buddy

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No, explaining to Nintendo Social Media Influencers why we don't like the game while they try to justify poor game design.

>I checked the wiki
I honestly am not sure how I completely forgot about everything else, ignoring super costumes. I'll concede here.

Mobile shit isnt vidya though.

You really believe they are not going to add a pvp element?
Fuck, even FEH has it, and most faggots on ve gobble that up.
It looks fine, what did you people expect? Mario Kart 9 on mobile? Piss off

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is literally a gacha game.

>Super Mario Run
>Animal Crossing Pocket Camp
>Mario Kart Tour
>Fire Emblem Heros
What series is going to get the mobile treatment next?
Zelda?
Kirby?
Splatoon?

it's not but ok user

What games are fun when hacked?

lol

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DS Zelda's second chance to shine

Formatted after Four Swords, of course.

>bingbingwahoo
>hahabaibai
Why are nintendo characters so cringe?

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Yes very

any game with a system in which you open something is now gacha?

It sounds like you perform the exact same actions when you roll for gacha in mobile games, you just aren't paying IRL money. That's still gacha, it's just not predatory.

Gacha means you buy lootboxes with real money. In XC2, it's in game. But yeah this is dumb.

At the very least, you can rig the gacha in your favor, and the only egregiously rare one is KOS-MOS.

EOPs are funny.

Yes

you don't just open things, you mindless grind for hours on end and open things with a random chance to get the waifu you want. That's the gacha'est core of gacha games, you fucking retard.

what's your definition of gacha?

what does EOPs stand for?

the origins of gacha is gacha-pon which is those coin operated machines that you put a dollar in and a ball pops out for you to open up
now it's a term used for mobile games where you pay money to obtain premium currency to then roll on a banner you want

so ape escape 2 is a gacha game?

If this system wasnt in place you would be overwhelmed rare blades. It’s a solid way to pace them out imo

how does xc2 not fit into that

Go read the gashapon Wikipedia page. In XC2, the core crystals act as currency, used to roll for different tiers of prizes. This is as gashapon as it can possibly be

>putting budget on phone games
yikes

These days, Gacha is just the industry buzzword for slot machine mechanics. Doesn't matter the currency (premium or just the basic shit they give away in games), but the desire is to get players to monetize.

You're still playing against a random chance for a desired outcome, because each pull can cause a dopamine push that makes people optimistic they'll win. When they do, they're more likely to buy into the game again.

Basic gambling practice, and it's thriving in F2P mobile games.

Frog? Frog! Frog. Frog :(

because apart from the season pass you don't actually purchase core crystals and the season pass itself doesn't advertise it as oh look core crystals it's just a small bonus for purchasing the season pass

not my fault the entire industry is retarded

How about you just get party members over the course of the game and make some secret that you need to do sidequests for like every other rpg in existence? Grinding for party members is an absolute shit-tier progression system.

blades aren't party members they're blades like any other game where you grind for a specific weapon drop

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Why doesn't Nintendo put amiibo stuff in their mobile games? Don't phones have NFC readers in them now?

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most have NFC readers but some don't also they don't want people to realise you can buy an nfc tag and priate all of the amiibos with a phone

Look, let me spell this out in its most simplest terms.
In a game without reoccurring mtx, time is the currency of the game. If you get these cores from playing, then the time you put into getting them is the "money" you put in. Why can't the system just be to grind out mobs or bosses for these weapons, literally why must there be an inbetween system here.
Like you or someone at least said, gacha is buying a premium currency to roll for banners. If time is your currency, you used it to get crystals to roll banners.
It's literally the exact same as gacha, but without the real money, just the metaphorical money

Dr. Mario is on the way

so any game in which you grind for literally anything it's now gacha in your eyes?

Dr. Mario can fuck right off, his series gets too much attention
Where's Panel de Pon? Fuck me I'd take a mobile phone version at the very least. I know they did a mini game in the Animal Crossing Welcome Amiibo update but I had long dropped it beforehand

Totally forgot about that one. They can't mess it up right?

Oh really? Yes! Thank God fuck Nintendo I truly hope this fucking destroys them. I hope they can never forget what we are about to do to them over this game. Let's get them bros.

No. In many games there is either
1. No inbetween currency.
2. No random chance banners
1. If you are grinding in a game, lets say Borderlands 2, then the gameplay loop is generally: Kill mob/boss until Item you want drops. In XC2, the loop is presumably:Kill mob/boss for crystals, a.k.a., merely the potential for weapons. This kind of middleman is fine in crafting systems, because you know for certain what the outcome of this middleman collecting is, without any doubt as to the conclusion.
2. That isn't to say that plenty of games don't use in-between currencies from mobs/bosses. Even Borderlands 2 has Seraph crystals, which drop from raid bosses, and are used to get pearls, which are the highest rarity guns. How this is importantly different, however, is that you outright buy the gun you want, instead of roll for a random gun from the drop table. There is an in-between, but there is random chance as to what you are getting out of this extra step currency.

Are you ok?

the crystal is guaranteed to give you a weapon though just like with diablo in which you get a legendary weapon which you have to identify

After Burner Climax is pretty decent if you want something arcade imo

You are guaranteed a pull in any gacha game retard, it just might not be one you want.
Look, I get that you might XC2 a lot, but that doesn't mean it's flawless, and it doesn't mean you get to be autistic and pretend those flaws don't exist.

Does diablo make you farm for "diablo coins" that you then use to buy unidentified legendaries? if yes, it's a gashapon mechanic. If not, it isn't. This is so fucking simple to explain/grasp as a concept, that I refuse to believe you aren't being rarted on purpose

>*You might like XC2
fucking kill me

your argument makes 0 sense the only difference is you get to open a box instead of the enemy just dropping the blade

>Mobile

I wasn't expecting much either way and I'm still disappointed it's locked in portrait mode and casualized as fuck.

you have to spend money to identify the legendary item and it's not a gachapon mechanic brainlet

The ds version works really well if you can get drastic to only show the touch screen in portrait mode

>$10
Where you get this number?
Everywhere else says it's going to be free to play

I literally laid the criteria out for you and you still failed the critical reading portion. If Diablo isn't letting you buy unidentified items for some middleman currency, it isn't gacha. Lern 2 reed

That is literally the problem. Either make a boss /mob specific loot pool, where certain blades drop from certain sources, or make the crystals be used as a direct currency instead of a middleman where you have to randomly roll for a blade that you may or may not get a duplicate of. This is the very reason it's gacha shit, and you need to quit pretending you aren't being intentionally retarded.

your criteria for what a gacha game is is wrong though you dumb fuck

>tfw I got into the beta but it won't stop crashing when I try to link my Nintendo Account

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I think it looks fine. Granted my expectations for a phone game are about negative 900 to begin with but I'll definitely try a couple rounds.

Are there any actual good mobile games?

user reminded the other one that Mario Run was priced at 10$ and the % of people who bought that game was extremely low compared to the number of downloads of the demo/trial version of it.

Also Im sure there were people bitching about them charging for a mobile game

Plenty of good games have come out this year already though. Videogames are doing just fine

no, the only good mobile games are ports of actual games like RCT2, nu-XCOM, KOTOR, etc. and emulators

that's not a problem at all you're just too much of a dipshit to understand what gacha is

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no

if you like turn based jrpgs, another eden is pretty good and probably the closest i've come to feeling like i'm playing a real game

>Actually getting upset over this game when it's obviously just whalebait and advertisement for the actual Mario Kart games

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Probably from video compression retard. Im actually in the beta and they sound fine in game

They could have easily made a legit mobile game. MK is LITERALLY 2 buttons.

If fucking pubg and fortnite can do it, so can everyone else. "Ree mobile games trash" is sooo 2016

>tilt controls
aaaaaaaaand it's a financial flop
nobody cares about gyro shit anymore, especially not normal fags

According to HAL sometime early in Part Time UFO's development they studied how Gacha games worked and hard no'd that idea.

I didn't know Yea Forums had THIS many phonefags on it.

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yeah most people own a phone user

newfag spotted, Yea Forums's been infested with phonefags for a while.

unironically do you not have a phone?

soul
souless

Yeah ok, but when's Double Dash 2?

>That Choco Island remix
>That lackluster gameplay
>Those DS tier graphics
>The blatant f2p
What the fuck is this garbage

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the future of videogames
enjoy user

i do own one but i don't fucking use it to play vidya or post on Yea Forums

so you admit to being a phonefag yourself
as they say black pots and black kettles m8

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don't use heavy to shitpost you fucking clown

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Looks okay considering it's a shitty phone game. Not sure what mobilefags want out of their particular brand of trash, though, so I'll differ to them if they think it looks shit.

Psst... Nintendo, you can still save this day by dropping a Mario Kart 8 Labo VR trailer.

If anything phone-games are on the downturn outside of stupid shit that will always be profitable like gacha and other skinner-boxes

Based

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I think I'll take up model trains instead

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that only supports his argument

>don't use heavy to shitpost a very valid point

you're getting yourself into an industry more jewish than vidya, modeling and set making is hell unless you make everything by hand

>can't drive off the road
the absolute state of phone gamers

Skydiving?

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Kirby eventually is happening. Don't forget that just like IS, HAL is a separate company too. They eventually will want some money from gacha.

People probably wouldn't care so much if Nintendo publicly revealed information instead of (poorly) trying to hide everything

>cut out all of the MK8 DLC characters
>keep all of the babies

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if you consider that a hobby, sure, you might as well just learn how to fly, a used cessna or cropduster is cheap enough

this is the most reddit post i've seen today. Continue eating the shit shoved in your mouth like a good goy.

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Then again the guy is not wrong. Game is literaly your shitty typical f2p mobile game. Dont see how it would change here unless you want them to charge money for a full game.

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Tendie

I'm enjoying it, but I enjoy Sumo's racing games a shitton. The team mechanics seem to work well, and it seems like it'd be fun with friends.

No idea how online works though, I haven't played it yet. Pretty sure it'd be cancer without friends though - disconnects and latency seems like it'd really fuck over other players.

>remix
They didn't remix shit lol

>Character-specific items (that aren't unique items like in double dash)
>The entire stat system
>Can't go offroad(?)
>Blooper ink lasts for an entire second in first
>Slipstream seems too easy to get and too strong
>HEART SYSTEM
And just a small gripe
>Cups are named after characters instead of items (i.e. "Toad Cup" instead of "Mushroom Cup")

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fuck this gay shit whens MK9?

in 6 years when the next nintendo console comes around, hope you like 8D

We better at least get some damn DLC before the Switch's lifespan ends

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Fun reminder

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This looks like itll be fun with a couple friends. I'll check it out when its released

Tester here, ama

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if you were in a situation where your only two options was to masturbate 15 times in a row without any breaks or eat an entire bird house what would you choose?

I guess masturbation. Can I drink some water at least?

no dont be a little bitch

I'm glad snaking is possible, but it's not as fast as in DS.

holy fuck kys faggot. Never type like this its fucking beyond retarded

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What do you like about it and what do you dislike about it?

I read this is actually single player, is that true? I just played and the first name I see is someone named asstiddy. I refuse to believe Nintendo would name a bot asstiddy