Are you gonna watch my movie, user?

Honest question.
Why do i want to fuck anything wearing eyeliner?

>"""people""" actually think this is sexy
Pardon me whilst I vomit.

NOPE!

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but it's cute
i would if it was porn

Because you are a normal heterosexual male.

let me see those titties first.

No and I would appreciate it if you'd stop clogging up my Sonic porn results

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uh...meow?

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I hope everyone here knows that these are Shadman edits and it's still a male no matter how you spin it.

dick makes it better

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why do you do this i fucking hate you

>have sex
with sonic

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Shadman is responsible for creating this Movie Sonic abominations.

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...

this is his best creation, much better than the shitty comics he draws

is this michael jackson?

sneed

No, because its not your movie anymore, its another sonic's movie now.

Joke is on you faggot, I'm a sissy bisexual who likes orgasm denial.

based and even redpilled

i bet you got bullied on school, today

Then you should be the one in eyeliner

If an honest to god anthro with the intellect of a human made a move on you then you’d have sex with it. Don’t lie and say otherwise or else you’ll be committing an offense towards yourself and god.

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all these edits make me want is a bitchy alt gf

jesus

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put fur effects on the 3d model already whoever made it

>be a sissy at heart
>have manly face structure
I don't even know how to cope.

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wear pic rel and we're good

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I'm fucking dead

twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1130629748843995137

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>shadman

please stop

>shadman

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Although to be fair this design is marginally better than the shit it already is. Marginally.

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Best creation more like his best abomination.

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>twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1130629748843995137

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no one wants to view your twitter

Fascinating how Yea Forums has always decried how weird and autistic Sonic fans are, but in the same breath have called for these edits to be created and circulate. All ironically, of course.

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>Yea Forums called for these edits
Pretty sure it's just one furfag spamming the catalog with them
I'm also 70% sure you're the same gas lighting furfag

Sonic fans are cool now

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imagine if yoshi got a shadman edit i'd like to see it, just for laughs haha

I pretty sure they added tits too.

There, I fixed the entire movie

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This is the same board that jacked off to Bowsette constantly. Nice fucking double-standards

Pretty sure they originated on Twitter than first appeared on /trash/. They pretty much spread to the rest of Yea Forums not soon after.

>bulge
OwO

>take a notoriously shitty model
>add eyelashes, a collar, and an earring
>retarded fucking tasteless neckfats on Yea Forums absolutely lose their shit and wont shut up about it
sometimes it seems like it might be a good thing the industry has stopped catering to us

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*notices bulge* OwO

kek

>

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OwO

Bowsette was the worst cancer to hit the internet last year.

Anyone who doesn't want to fuck slut Sonic needs to kill themselves.

All the more reason to purge the furfag infestation
Where did we go so wrong as to allow these disgusting diaper shitting faggots to post unabated

At least it died in a week

>dimwitdog

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here's the female version for you homos

dont take it so personal, kid.

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Bullshit.
That shit lasted a few months.

i hate this, but only because it feels like rewarding the execs for an obviously fucked up job on sonic movie

it's shit

At lest the teeth look nice

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>female

The bulge is what makes it good.

youtube.com/watch?v=o9l4EiYFZjg

Why does Redguard Caius Cosades walk backwards?

>This is the kind of shit str*ightoids get off to
lmao

I have a thing for girls with fangs. So it tickles one of my fetishes.

it looks like that actress from my cousin vinny

anyone have the slutty daughter edit?

Nobody gets off to this besides the mentally retarded furfags

>dimwitdog

do an alt with her ass in the camera and i'll sub to your patreon again

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>pouty bratty edge princess
Jesus christ my cock is oozing precum

nah, just a week.
trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=Bowsette&geo=US

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>no bratty punk to call you daddy
I want him so bad

>be a sissy at heart AND body
>have masculine jawline but otherwise very effeminate
just get a face mask, bro. wigs help too.
>inb4 discord tranny

>that mark from Jamal's big cock hitting him in the face

based eurojank technology

On normalfag internet, sure. Bowsette took over weeb artists for months, and people still draw her occasionally

>Sonicfags are unironically lusting after Shadman's shitpost edit of Sonic.

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>try a wig
>look exactly like pic related, but on testosterone

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I’m disappointed that Bowsette was not popular when Princess Koopa already existed but that was furfag territory so I can see why people went for the more anime looking one

based

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you son of a bitch

Why do ppl even give a fuck about this movie?? Shit probably wasn't even going to be good even if Sonic had a good design

>Sonicfags

Kind of answered your own question

This ain't Sonicfags these are your run of the mill furfags
/spg/ has already quickly forgotten about this crap and went back to business as usual
Also I made this postWe want nothing to do with this shit.

>pretending like this is some new low
wew

bite my penis and give me a rough handjob

the correct greentext is

>when a 5 min shadman edit is universally accepted as better than a multi million dollar corporations effort

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cool

BASED

based

I would fuck the sonic in OP

>boobs
gay

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bratty femdom footjob from furry hedgehog soles

YESSSSSSS

this tbqhiimssm

I'm gonna see this in theaters

bulge too small

The joke is this is Roman(?) for shadman, but why the fuck did they have a word for shad?

What exactly would a bratty femdom footjob entail?

me on the right

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white shaft & blue balls?

Anyone who doesn't want to fuck slut Sonic wearing a diaper needs to kill themselves.

You think after so many years Sonicfags would try to have some decency but instead they want to lower that bar.

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What's worse: fapping to dickgirl versions of female characters or fem versions of male characters?
The former is me.

I really, really, really hate the fact I am sexual attracted to this. Is that all it takes? Eye liner, long lashes, snaggletooth, bam I want to fuck it.

This one is fucking brilliant user, thank you

>Thicc
>Heavy eyeliner
>Long eyelashes
>Big lips
>Choker
>Cute fur
>OwO
I really, really hate the fact that I'm hard right now

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Jesus christ that video is disgusting

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Ah. So this is what it feels like when your soul leaves your body.

kek

He's backing away from the incoming Cliff Racer.

God I want to fuck this bratty, pouty bitch.

this is garbage editing

Why dont you guys go be disgusting retarded degenerates on Yea Forums instead?

I have the strangest fucking boner right now

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this is the post officer

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I honestly feel sorry for Sonic. Has there ever been a character more raped by it's fanbase and media?

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Why is Yea Forums so full of sissies?
I'm a bifag and I just want to dick girls and guys

Undertail characters maybe?

>doesn't do this to women he wants to bed
lol beta

I'd choke the shit out of her and call her all sorts of shit then shove my tongue down her throat as she chokes while fucking that hog cunt

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Sonic sure, but media would be Looney Tunes in general. They got rid of so many characteristics for all characters. Two notable ones are Bugs not being a gay retard, and Fudd is no longer a hunter

Yea Forums is the gayest board on this site, by far.

hot as fuck

As a furfag, I hate furfags like this. Even the ones who act like this ironically. It's still just as disgusting to see.

nobody cares retard

Undertail hasn't been around as long. Also, Sonic keeps getting fucked over by his own creators, SEGA. Can't say the same for Undertail in that regard

Yes, because Sonic is a hero!

>undertail
that's right boy

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>have sex
This need to be filtered.

cope

>rough hatesex
>loving cuddling afterwards
>youll never have this
I don't want to wake up tomorrow.

It’s approximating “shad” to mean “shadow” which is what Umbra means.

I'm not full of onions, not a kid and I'm not autistic, so no.

>Looney Tune
I agree that they lost a lot of their characteristics but they don't have nearly the same amount of autistic faggots making disgusting deviantart fanfiction about them. I'm sure they exist but their numbers are vastly lower then the Sonic fandom

I was talking being screwed by media, not fanbase. Fanbase goes to sonic

Disgusting
Hot

And now all fuck off to Yea Forums

This. Every time a decent Sonic game comes out to give this character some dignity, SEGA steps in to shit it all up again.

Do they genuinely hate his character or something?

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Why can't Sonic just be a blue hedgehog that goes fast and nothing else. Why are people always trying to fuck with his character

have sex

>thread up for 2 hrs
>no ahegao edit
ONE FUCKING JOB

I hope a movie game is released so we get a model to work with.

God dammit, now that one fag that keeps spamming his sissy sonic fanfiction will be turbocharged after this.

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At least Undertail has some good art wholesome art once in a while. Does sonic even have any that's not disgusting furfag shit?

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Doesn't have to be this outrageous. Maybe he's just using the video light on his phone

I'm gay

WHAT...?! THE EMPEROR?!

>Roman
latin, user
It's called latin

DUDE OVER SIMPLIFIED DECONSTRUCTION
DUDE WITTY DISMISSAL
have fun

sorry meant for

scoff & roll your eyes as you jerk me off
spit on it for added versatility

Sonic actually has a lot of nice art. You just have to look for it. That being said though. Most of the fanbase is garbage

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You're basically asking "does Sonic have any fanart that isn't porn?"
Of course you fucking retard, tons of it.

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Underrated

superior version coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=YSWKtuaV2fY

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>long haired Amy

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Are you in charge here?

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Absolutely, i hate retarded jim carrey AKA "le funny faceman" but i want to know how bad the movie is going to be, it's been a while since we had a vidya to movie adaptation

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Looks like the loud, insecure midget I saw while shopping earlier this week lol

It looks fucking awful. So, of course I will.

would fuck

>add femenine atributes to thing
>finding it attractive because of that is gay
>not finding feminine details attractive is not gay
mhhh...you sure it's not the other way around user?

based /3/

I need more of this 3d model

>eyeliner
>earings
>tits
>not atracted to any of this
mmhmm...shouldn't you talk to your parents about something?

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>disregarding masculine things (namely the dick) isn't gay

is that david the hedgehog?

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Ok, it's your funeral.
anonfile.com/G7A113r1na/Gotta_Go_Fast_mp4

>that hair
NO I'M NORMAL

Extremely powerful

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Getting real sick of these edits

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yes you can have this user.
i finally got this a year ago and it's the fucking BEST, don't give up you'll get there! (don't be fat tho)

Lying is less of a sin than beastiality user

nice

Thank fuck for the new Sonic movie bringing back the best threads.

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where's the lewds tho

have sex

Man, I'd fap to anything. I believe mankind only seeks advancements in finding new ways to, or things to procreate with.
I may not have fucked everything on the planet, but I take pride knowing that at some time, someone likely has tried to fuck it ('it' being everything).
So yeah, I'll fap to that, and if it crawled out of my closet tonight I'd try to fuck it raw.

fpbp

Dilated

based chad

magnificent

I'm a fat 32 year old virgin, I will NEVER have sex.

>only one picture has a dick
>the official shadman pic has no dick thus it is not gay
the one with the dick IS gay tho.

>I have a thing for girls with malocclusions
gross, user

>it's another mating dance scene with David Attenborough

Nice work.

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C'mon user you wuldn't fuck this if it was real and was begging for your massive DigeriDoo?

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tfw you will never have a hedehog slut wife with big tatas

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I save most of these edits and will probably look up the tags on rule34.xxx since it has most furshit on it later when I jack off

about the time we started allowing "dude i read encyclopedia dramatica's furry articles am i an oldfag" types like you

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Literally rofl

>What do you keep staring at, user?

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>lewds aren't ok
>tranny discord raids are ok

based and bluepilled

Into what? Masturbate? I guess that wouldn't be so bad.

I think I want to fap to this

>tranny discord
AHHHH HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

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based.

why are you out of your /lbgt/ contaiment board?

This. It's mostly OC shit that's bad

AAAHHH HE'S SAYING IT AGAIN WILL THIS MADMAN EVER STOP

You know that south park episode where butters dad thinks he is gay takes him to get "fixed" and the other kids keep offing themselves every few minutes. That what I imagine a tranny discord to be like.

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Undertail art seems to have recovered a bit in the last few years. Soinc art is always more trash then gems however.

Forgot my pic

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Oh, you're just being le funny bait man.
My bad.
Please proceed.

This is the best edit though.

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y-you know...m-maybe...maybe SHADMAN ain't so b-bad after all....

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youtu.be/8qpCyUYRLFM

The redesign is looking good. Supposedly in the new draft he's a schizophrenic hallucination.

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Give me MORE

The hero we deserved...
youtu.be/LupOA7UXUbU

i totally expected this but watched it anyway, fuck

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youtu.be/PFm3U1lvBso
youtu.be/3yt2G5LGRRk
This is what my penis sounds like when I see these new Sonic lewds

>have sex
have sex

am I the only one that fapped to this?

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I've seen Chris Chan masterbaiting and singing to all star to day. How's your day?

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just in case you guys don't know...they aren't doing the new draft after all... they wanted the animators to do it for free and they said hahahNO
so no new sonic design :(

I had the presence of mind not to click that webm.

You clearly haven't seen THIS

>96k likes
>almost no dislikes

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>Actually have sex
>Don't find porn that hot anymore
>orgasms aren't what they used to be
What do?

this is going to be the most tragic scene in video game movie history

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looks like the SNL guy with the butthole eyes

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NGL I find femboy sonic hella hot

Very based!

it would make more sense if it was
>umbrominis
but the literal translation is "shadow man"

To catch the shadow, but miss his dick?

Not a furry but I like the sound.

No cum version

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Yea Forums memes suck though

>I will now see your movie

This one I will.

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Saved a week or two ago. Not a furryfag

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Certainly.
But I'm not paying for it.

This game deserves a remake

If you're into femboys I'd be your bratty punk slut

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>haha grows louder

Read this in Vegeta's voice