You are given an unlimited budget to turn the last game you played into a movie. How do you go about doing it?

>monster hunter
Two hours of four people arguing in a bar because one of them keeps getting in the way of the others.

Dark Souls.
A 3 hour no dialogue stop motion animation

>SS13 the movie
I'd watch it. Could be serious or played for laughs.

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>Rage 2
Fury Road but with more pink and every characters has a pink and blue hair. And also, hire Anthony Burch for the dialogues.

>Blood
Just like Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, I guess. I'd make sure all the monsters are done with stop motion effects.

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About movie about demon souls would be pretty awesome just don't try to explain the story

Just follow a hero that entered the fog

first thing I do is consult with an assload of lawyers to see how much I would need to change so the guys behind the starship troopers movie wouldn't be able to sue my ass off. second one would be figuring out who I need to contact for practical effects on giant insects and robots.

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>DOAX3
Make it the longest vacation of my life.

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>Lobotomy Corporation

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Pick out the more memorable/relateable champions from the cast that could possibly carry a movie/sustain a plot.

Either Draven, Darius, Lux, Ezreal, Garen for some fantasy/drama or Lucian, Thresh, Yorick and Karthus for a Blade rip-off.

>Persona Q2
what do I do if the game is already based on movies?

I hire whoever the fuck made the animation for some popular animated movie with any large-eyed characters like Frozen or Inside Out and then proceed to let them make the plot of this game almost verbatim as a children's movie with some fluff to pad out the time.

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>unlimited budget
>a movie
Since it isn't specified to have to be done in live action, I'd try to get some talent from Studio Ghibli to animate a charming Splatoon film that stays as true as possible to the style of the official artwork, maybe even with traditional animation cels. Have some squids celebrating a Splatfest while an invasion is underway.

>Sekiro
High budget practical effects for centipede monsters

>Risk of Rain 2
No story, movie begins with a dropship hitting the ground and a spacedude commando running and gunning for his life. Meets other characters along the way, only commando and engineer make it out alive to obliterate themselves

>Hearts of Iron 4
Peru's player managed to cheat in an ironman game, and it's up to Churchill, Stalin, and Hitler to stop him before he conquers the world

Final Fantasy 6
I don't fucking know, maybe cut some gameplay parts and shorten some shit too and orchestrated soundtrack

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>Katana Zero
Fucking movie of the year.

I use my unlimited funding to upload my conciousness into 2D and live the rest of my life with my wife Aqua

>Dwarf Fortress
Give the money to Toady to finish the fucking magic update.
Then make an ascii flash movie or something I guess.

>A Hat In Time

It's computer animated, and basically the look is the same as the game, just with much more quality and detail to things. Think a pixar movie, basically.

Depending on run time, we'd have to cut out some things, so let's say the movie primarily focuses on a vastly expanded version of Chaper 1, with the whole "DOWN WITH THE MAFIA" plot being expanded into a whole child uprising that eventually leads to Mustache Girl creating the events of the Finale after the Mafia Boss is dead and she figures out how Time Pieces work. In between all these things there's lots of humor and shenanigans.

Hat Kid is characterized as an impulsive, selfish brat who only cares about having fun, but over the course of the movie she learns that yes, she does have responsibility to clean up the Time Pieces.

Post-Credits scene has Conductor and Grooves come out of a movie theater arguing and swearing they can make a better movie themselves.

I know this sucks but who fuckin' cares

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>Enter the Gungeon

Slapstick sci-fi where the playable character work their way through the dungeon only to have to kill the lich instead of their pasts. They meet the Bullet and Robot along the way. Maybe include gunslinger in there too?

>Dragon Quest 8

Animated movie by Studio Madhouse following the main story, unsure on director or anything like that. RPG's should be pretty easy to do.

Then for Destiny 2, I'll just re-release A New Hope in the theater

Thats how every movie is made kiddo
If you ain't money laundering you are on the indie/award circuit

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An all CG Hearthstone movie made by Blizzard would be wholesome

>minecraft
Make a super comfy documentary

This.
Cheap CG full of still frames with some wacky art style and colors so I can claim "it's artsy"

I make a sonic game but it's about the sonic gang needing to get rings to pay rent or they'll lose their home in knotbolt whatever (robotnik is the landlord) and they decide to do a sexy carwash. Most of the film is the females shaking their assets and some jokes are made here and there and eventually they meet the goal and pay rent and everyone learns a valuable lesson about friendship.

Also robotnik gets crushed by a giant hippo anthro when he gets too close to a conveyor belt and everyone laughs.

>Last game I played was Mon hun
I guess have it be nature n' shiet story with top tier quality animation over live action. Just let the story be world or 4U kinda story.

>Yuppie Psycho

well I'm getting David Lynch as the director for a start, give him the premise and then let him go crazy with an unlimited budget.

What I get at the end isn't anywhere close to the original game, but it's still probably pretty good

Is cream the rabbit part of the carwash too

Fucking brillant like hardboiled and army of darkness combined

>Borderlands 2
Terry Crews as Mr. Torgue, Alison Brie as Tiny Tina, The Rock as Roland, Gal Gadot as Maya, something like that. Action comedy with an original story, like a sidestory of the main quests but with all the familiar spots and characters.

>Just Cause 2
practical. effects. only. self aware, over the top action spy flick, very kitsch
Alternatively, this man can have my money

Where the fuck is the remade model?

>over the top action spy flick
at least make it funny, otherwise it's just Michael Bay shit. Also who's gonna be Rico? Antonio Banderas?

>Smash Ultimate movie
Animate it with the guy who did the new Broly movie, I think his name is Shintani.

Nah. It has to be animated like into the spiderverse and just recast the guys from the game

It would be a waste to cast anyone but banderas

The comedy is inherent in the absurd action, but awful one liners would also be abundant. Not sure on the star, but maybe a younger but still grizzled latino talent

>an unlimited budget

I use the power of blank cheques to give all my buddies extravagant guaranteed pay deals then abscond with the money we took after the product tanks.

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>Toukiden 2
Yeah just kill me now

> Fallout 2

Robocop-like comedy with some gruesome action and a philosophical ending.

90's devs were just more cinical and I love it.

>Minecraft
Fuck. I just wanted to sate my autism...

Uh... Probably castaway-survival horror style with minimum dialogue, where Steve and Alex to make do with what they've got and just accept the new reality. Or it ends with them overlooking everything they've built and they get blown up by a creeper at the end.

yes but only in the director's cut

That reminds me I actually haven’t seen the Animal Crossing anime yet. Is it any good?

>half life 2
Not about the main story. Just a simple and effective action/survival film about a group of resistance members going from point a to point b with the combine on their tail.

>battlefleet gothic 2

It would be about the fall of Cadia and the start of the 13th black crusade like the prologue missions. Chaos wins at the end of the movie obviously because Cadia falls but tell it from imperial perspective.

This would make a fantastic movie. The special effects on the big battles, the ramming, seeing a space marine boarding action. I’d watch the shit out of that movie.

>Danganronpa
>Unlimited budget
just host it in real life and air it on live tv

>Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Rip the audio, add a couple of transitions, update the graphix, buy myself a nice big house and rake in the shit ton of dough I made from large profit margins.

>WH40K Movie
Never ever.
Literally, never ever gonna happen.
This rich and high potential IP will never have proper movies and other rich media like games; it's stuck with retarded indie faggot products and horrifically under-budget SFM-styled shorts.

Only in the 80s/90s but it would be verhooven satire

Metal Gear Solid
Do I need to do anything?

>furi
yeah prolly

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>powerslave
absolute b-movie tier shooter fest. also hire the guy from crank as the main character.

>God of War movie
Well that was easy. Just make some fights cinematic and cut out the side content.

>God Hand: The Movie
like five people would go see it

>unlimited budget
>Mahjong Soul
3 hour long uncensored 1080p hentai animated by Ufotable, for that intense mahjong action
There will be no fat and/or black netorare men.
Only Ichihime vanilla loving.

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I'd make Fortnite and not explain anything. It'd be like Predators where it opens on people falling and trying to survive.

I actually think this would be a critical failure but a box office success

>God Hand
Martial art flick with demons centered around the original God Hand who defeated Angra, make it as wacky as the original (while having the dialogs and the story make as much sense as possible.
It ends with the God Hand defeating Angra, dying shortly after and how his limbs are treasured by Olivia cult. Final scene is the first cutscene of the game, with Gene kicking the ass of the bandit, final shot is pic related as the credit theme start playing.
youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY

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It’d get 3/10’s from critics everywhere

>Halo CE
I would start by hiring Bungie artists for the designs and concepts. I would take the Halo CE designs and interpret them literally, not use Anniversary designs. I would follow the events in the book, and use as much practical effects as possible, with CGI being used only when necessary or to slightly modify practical effects that aren't turning out exactly the way I want. I would use lesser known actors for the roles of Johnson and Keyes. Cortana would just be a mocap of Jen Taylor, or whatever her voice actors name is. Master Chief would literally just be a 6"10 - 7"2 body actor dubbed over with Steve Downes. I would market it in a similar way to Halo 3's marketing, i.e model battlefields and marines giving reports on what happened to the Pillar of Autumn.

>Travis Strikes Again
A deep introspective game about being both a gamer and a game developer and what the emotional core of the medium is?
Fuck yeah

Make Cabin in the Woods again.

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So Captain America: Winter Soldier?

uh
sorry about that guys

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> Warhammer Total War Movie with unlimited budget.

This is too good. Oscars here I come.

Would likely cost as much as the whole MCU though.

>Silent Hill
An actual good Silent Hill film and it'll be directed by David Fincher of course.

>Kenshi
I'd just make a much more depressing Mad Max. Then drown in cash.

>League of Legends
Series would work better. I'd turn it to something akin to capeshit with tons of cameos.

>Hitman
Compress the plot of SA down to the initial search for the priest and the Russia missions. Save the massive gunfight till the end in the church, keep things subdued otherwise.

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>Rising Storm 2 Vietnam
run through the jungle haha

>Heroes of Hammerwatch
basically a D&D movie but in good

>Warframe
We're going for a multi-season hour long episode series.

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How did Hitman, of all franchises, managed to get not one but TWO movie adaptations?

And why were they both so shitty?

>Playing LoL in 2019
You need to rethink your life, bro.

>Fist full of Frags
I'd just probably make the bloodiest western possible (beyond Evil dead 2 Gore levels). The story would be about 5 groups of dude all fighting over ancient Mayan treasure dug up and hidden in a town safe. instead of steal in stealing it each group goes in guns blazing in the same day. The last man left would be a bandit who wanders off in the distance nearly dead from major wounds with a sack of gold, only to be shot in the back of the head last minute, cut to black roll credits.
I'd make the movie 1 hour and 30 minutes giving it a 20 minute set up and have it all mostly in Bandit POV. Think Die hard meets the good the bad and the ugly.

The first one is kinda fine. But the second one is really shitty because the hack director made Terminator 2 for some reason.

Is this the actual still from the trailer or is it a slight edit?

> The Movies
Well...

>Ace Combat 7

Make it a movie about a war journalist trying to find Trigger after the Lighthouse warlike Brett Thompson did with Cipher and stumble across pilots that Trigger fought or fought with. Have Top Gun type dogfights scenes but in the form of flashbacks of what the pilot did with Trigger and use actual aircraft not CGI shit

Lastly end the movie in kino with the war journalist finding Mihaly in his death bed and have a scene of a F-22 flying over with three strikes.

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I've never actually seen them. What are they like?

>Xcom: Enemy Within

A documentary type film.
Reenactment mixed with "real" footage.
Interviews with elderly survivors, long retired xcom personnel and government officials, everyone describing what they experienced and lost.
Start from the beginning and play up to the raid on Xcom, twist being that from the second game, that Xcom failed. Ends showing humanity being governed by the aliens and that the documentary was more of a propaganda.

I'm a huge fan Mr. Kojima!

Hire better writers and directors than myself because I have unlimited money. Deus Ex the movie becomes a timeless masterpiece.

I would probably just make it like the intro videos
youtube.com/watch?v=dnBjjeNNoF8

>an entire feature length film made in The Movies, written and directed by Jeremy Elbertson
Fund it

>Metroid
Just make a Samus and Joey adaptation, it's short enough to fit into a movie

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>HoMM3
Now where do I start

>the friends of Ringo Ishikawa
Chill delinquent flick with some comedic elements like Bebop Highschool and a theme of growing up

>Rimworld

It would probably work better as a GoT-esc movie/series combo. Like every episode is movie length but it's structured like a series.

Uh... meow?

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I don't. If a game can be turned into a movie without losing the defining part of the experience, it's an incredibly shitty game and not worth expending effort on.

How the hell am I supposed to make The Beginner's Guide into a film?

Literally just switch the camera from first person to third.

make it have full unsimulated sex scenes.

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>Playing Shit Combat

>Uncharted

I now have an unlimited budget to do nothing.

>Hotel Dusk
1. make live action footage with some good actors
2. have it rotosoped
3. develop the backgrounds like map paintings and green screen it in
pretty easy, just follow the games plot like a normal detective movie. the style is the hardest to nail
and for hyde get the guy who plays star wars to do a gruffer voice, grow some stubble and there, perfect

>Diablo 3
Hire Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson then wait for mt bank account to star filling up.

>XCom
I would make the schlockiest alien invasion B movie ever with the best special effects money can buy.
Main cast comprised wholly of has-beens and up and comers with major celebrities willing to make fun of themselves taking cameo roles (Such as Pierce Brosnan in Mars Attacks!)
The entire thing will be played for laughs

Alternatively my second most recent game is Destroy All Humans in which case I'd have an incredibly well animated sci fi comedy starring the original VAs

Alternatively

>Super Smash Bros Ultimate
I do what did, and make the female fire emblem reps, Palutena, and Joker the main focus to rake in those easy weeb bucks, and to make the disdain and seething much higher, probably have the furry fanbase money as well with Inceniroar and Star Fix crew and Mario and Pikachu would tag along so they can be on the poster

Use Dark Samus as a nickelodeon tier villain with muh edge

It will be hailed as so bad it's good by normies, loved by weebs and furries, and i will make it as cheap as shit so i keep as much money as i can, and if i can i'll have someone else put their name on the title so the blame shifts.

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>TF2
It'd be just the comics animated.
But it'd end with a cliffhanger for the sequel to solve.

Make it in modern times to save money

YES
YESSSSS

I'd hire Guillermo Del Toro and offer to finance At the Mountains of Madness if he remade LOTR

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>Picross 3D

Turn it into an epic about a wise old architect who is building a brap barn to house the finest asses for methane production.

>Have unlimited budget to make the best creation ever
>Just say fuck it and be a massive jew
Disappointing.

>implying that’s not how 98% of movies are made in (((Hollywood)))

Risk of rain 2.

I think it would need to have something like a punishment if they don't teleport out by a certain time to have any agency in story. Like they're chasing after a lost astronaut or something and they have to fight through all these enemies to do it with limited time. And along the way they come together as a brotherhood.

>mahjong
Guess it would be some kind of Akagi yakuza shit.

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>We'll never get a cool stylized Hotline Miami/ Katana Zero/Furi movie that's actually well written, edited, and directed
Welp I guess I'll just drink myself to death now

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nice to see someone else played it

i hire streamers to make the porn version, using the unlimited budget to offer them each millions of dollars just to audition, while i serve as casting director

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>Space Marine

I use the unlimited budget to create Warhammer 40,000 movie franchise / cinematic universe that is close to the source material while maintaining its dark sense of humour and romantic heroism, that's set post Great Divide.

There will, however, be one tiny change in this cinematic universe. The Ultramarines and Robot Girlyman will have the spotlight taken off them, and instead of Rawnut Gorillaman being the leader of the Imperium, it's my boy the Lion awakened from his sleep (JUST LIKE SHOULD HAPPEN IN OFFICIAL FUCKING CANON) accompanied by his Dark Angels.

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>baba is you

It'd be a silly, stylized Youtube series at best.
Also Me fucks Anni.

Has anyone made a cock/cum tribute to any of these Sissyhog edits yet?

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Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and its gonna be a claymation bc fuck it, unlimited budget.

BOTH, the protagonist is an assistant who witnesses the brutal horrors of the average round, and there's an entire hilarious and also depressing subplot going on with the clown

I think I found (((him)))

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