How come they haven't made a Goblin Slayer game yet?

How come they haven't made a Goblin Slayer game yet?

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Why haven't you sucked my cock yet?

What would it be? Action game with team members you have to micro manage like the Storm trooper commander game. Or a shitty rpg where your party gets vicously raped on screen when you lose.

I want goblin slayer game that plays either like dragons dogma or darkst dungeon

I'd love a goblin slayer game based on the prequel where you go by yourself against hordes of goblins, but if there's gonna be an actual goblin slayer game (not just a crossover appearance), it's probably going to be shit.

It would be too "problematic". SJWs lost their shit when Goblin Slayer first aired. They likened him to Hitler killing Jews or something.

It's called Wizardry.

You can find numerous Goblin Slayer games on DLsite.

any rpg with a generic fantasy setting will do, really

I imagine the world would be identical to either Dragon's Dogma, or Xenoblade 1 (Bionis), and the gameplay might just be identical to Dark Souls.

>Everybody knows that "goblin" is a euphemism for "Jew." Just look at those beady eyes and big noses!
>Uh. That sounds anti-Semitic, dude.
>N-no! It's the Japs who hate the Heebs!! Because they're being run by the Alt-Right! RRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Because it's shit
>DUDE RAPE AND BLOOD ISN'T THIS SO EDGY DUDE LOOK AT ALL THIS RAPE
>DUDE HE'S SO LE AWESOME HE JUST HATES GOBLINS /SO/ /MUCH/ XDDDD
>DUDE RPG SYSTEMS IN A MANGA STORY WHOA CRAZY LMFAO

Are there any games where you kill jews?

Guild Girl is best girl.

Multiplayer Coop Dungeon Crawler
Character Creator with classic D&D classes
Hub is the tavern
Rank system like in the manga

The story isnt half bad but it suffers the same as any weebshit, stop being autistic. I like the MC.

>Tries to explain why it's bad
>Starts sperging uncontrollably like a troglodyte without giving any real argument
user, I'm sorry.. You've failed.

So vermintide but goblins instead of rats

It would be a low budget musou or shitty hack n slash. Anime games (as in, games made based on anime source material) always suck dick.

Playing Goblin Slayer would make him seem normal when the whole point of the character is him being a PTSD stricken autistic.

You're literally asking for a D&D game, since GS is the most generic D&D fantasy setting possible.

>Make him seem normal
How? They could easily make you focus on goblin quests.

I just think it'd be too much of a hassle to make the game be fully faithful to Goblin Slayer. His whole thing is that he spent 5 years of his life studying and thinking up ways to kill goblins, and actualizing them. This means strategy plays a huge part of the game, which doesn't really factor into how brutal he kills goblins.

This. Unless they make it a adult sex game

go play dnd

meh, could be some zelda clone where the focus in on making puzzles.

Most games make you work the way he does anyway because they're focused on getting shit done.

>it's just going to be a musou

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Ohhh hunny

Kinda agree with this user.

This, its so close to being decent but it just misses the mark with trying to be Berserk while failing at realizing what makes Berserk works.

Still better than Shield Hero though. Shield Hero is the anime of choice for incels.

lol 1997 Berserk is the only good attempt and even it fell short

Why can't you rationally explain why you dislike it?

You know that Berserk was a manga before it was an anime right?

It should be just like Capcom's D&D games, a belt scroller with the characters.

Correct. It's a poor man's berserk with shittier worldbuilding, characters, and plot.

because the best way to put PnP systems into games is CRPGs
barely no one makes CRPGs anymore, even less the japanese
CRPGs are already hard to make fun, imagine making a CRPG based on only killing fucking goblins and with a level cap of above average, total snoozefest

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