Curved. Swords

LOL

yes they do, they're for cavalry so that they're sword doesn't get stuck in something during a charge

There's a nip in the air, cold won't be good for my crops. Never is.

I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HONEYED WORDS

t. Guard to level 20 Speech level 1 Breton

Now you'll pay!

Curved. Dicks.

>I yield! I yield!!
Two seconds later
>Never should have come here!

It always pissed me off how you could never spare someone

WELCOME TO THE PAWNED PRAWN

>skyrim was soulle-

>download mods
>they yield
>rape them and then put them in a sack
>carry them back home
>put all sorts of bondage devices on them
>rape them nonstop for like a week or so
>sell them to the local slave master

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>should of

NEVER SHOULD OF CAME HEAR

that's a revolver move

Nice try tho

Nobody ever said it was soulless, just that it was shit.

NOT EVER SHOULD OF HAVE COME HEAR

Granted calling things soulless wasn't really that common until the spyro Remake.

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>no pic related in Skyrim
Garbage fucking game.

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it would be such a simple thing to work out you know just give them the terror/fleeing effect when they get back up but, no makes to much sense. Or give you dialog options based on speech level and make them do anything from give you their money (+ some modifier for leveled reward and potential gem), be a temporary follower, strip and run off, or kill themselves for just speech exp.

I don't get it. Why do the guards make such a big deal about the swords? Does it mean something offensive to Skyrim's culture?

because it's a novelty to them, it's like "can you believe it? curved swords"

42. Percent.

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>install a muscular female body mod
>immediately fap when I see her
God I want to rape her so bad

>tfw I hand her over to boss nigga man every playthrough

I always assumed the point of curved swords was so that you could sheath and unsheath them from your back easier

Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis.

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Khajiit only make up three percent of the population but commit over 60 percent of all crimes.

>implying she wouldn't bend you over her knee and tease your ass the moment you try

Never should of posted here lad

That outfit does show off traps nicely.

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is there like a total population count? with sub categories named npcs, generic npcs, npcs spawned as temporary/quest/random encounters.

Why do normalfags think curved swords is funny? is it because its COCK and thats hehe?

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

im a thane lol