Ctr Thread: PS1 Edition

N.Trance
Hot Rod
Outta Time
Fuck that's a tough one

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N. Gin
Team Trance Kart
Sewer Speedway
Electron Avenue

>online 8 player Turbo Track
Why can't I hold all this Coco

Nash
Doom Buggy
Polar Pass
Electron Avenue

No Nina, don't need ya.

Also in this thread
>Character Stereotypes

I'll start.

>Coco
Either 5 year old girls or 20+ men. They will often flood threads with Coco pics. When confronted in real life they will pretend it's not because they want to bang her bandicooch

>still no spyro announcement
im starting to lose faith bros

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we're getting nina dlc, right?

Secret characters exist for a reason.

>Main
Crunch Bandicool
>Kart
CNK hero kart because nostalgia
>Track
Idk never played ctr/haven't played cnk in forever
>Song
Idk the cnk menu theme I guess

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>Eggman
>Classic Kart
>N. Gin Labs
>Gem Stone Valley (Pre-console version only)
youtube.com/watch?v=tpMqCEFSiCE

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>Fake Crash
Chronic Masturbator

How does he even push the pedals

Mental fortitude.

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Boss theme ctr good theme

Any news?

He hypnotizes the kart to move, obviously.

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I am so fucking excited for this game, even though I literally never touched a Crash racing game before, and I have no experience with this game. All I've played is NST and Twinsanity. I'm excited as fuck to play Dingodile, Ripper Roo, normal Crash, and N. Trance.

>Brio, N. Gin, Oxide, Nash
>depends on the character
>Sewer Speedway because I'm a simple man who wants to go fast
>Electron Avenue

You played the best crash games. You are definitely in for a treat though. CTR is my favorite racing game of all time user, the racing games have always been on par if not better then the mainline games

>Getting a mask while in first place

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it happens

can confirm, his CNK cars were powered by mind control

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>CNK Trance can't grip the steering wheel
>CTRNF Trance can't reach the pedals
pottery

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>Speed-o-Meter needle literally pushes off the grid, beyond the maximum speed.
Fuck me that's cool.

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CTR is the best Crash game by far, and the best kart racer ever if you ask me.

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>Polar
>There were no other karts back in CTR PS1
>Tiny Arena
>Dragon Mines

>Main
Real Velo for Handling
Cortex for All-Round
Oxide for Accel
Fake Velo for Speed
>Kart
Oxide UFO
>Track
Sewer Speedway
>Song
No way I could just pick one

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wtf?

>Main
Coco.

>Kart
I like Coco's original as is. I don't really like just small sized cars. But I'd love one like the one in pic related.

>Track
Hot Air Highway or Sewer Speedway

>Song
I'm not really into the Crash music. I always put my own.

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Good god. Have we gone too far?

watching videos from this game in comparation with the new sonic racing game.... why does crash tracks look so plain and boring?

Ah yes, TSR flat tracks are very interesting.

I never played it
I didn't have a PS1 so I didn't get into Crash until TWoC
I would've mained Dingodile no contest

Difference in design philosophy. Crash employs more of a classic track circuit approach in the same vein as Super Mario Kart where technical turns are the focus. Sonic seems more inspired by F-Zero, which is more speed focused and linear.

they do, and thats talking as a fucking huge fan of crash racing in the ps1 days.... i was pretty happy when the decide to do the remake.... but the nostalgia goggles man, yesterday i decide to watch gamepolay videos from those 2 games because i was in the mood to play a kart racing, and the diference is fucking huge, i guess because they are taking the ps1 tracks that where made with the limitation of the ps1 and just add more poligons and pretty textures. the tracks look outdated as fuck

lmao

Do you write for The Independent?

can you rebut that?

Ctr tracks were designed subtly. The bumps and slopes may as well be extra ramps. Visually i'll admit they aren't all keepers but the actual design of the tracks are great and thats matters more then the track exploding or random details in the background

>I never played it
>I didn't have a PS1 so I didn't get into Crash until TWoC
>I would've mained Dingodile no contest

you can't even come up with a counter argument

BURRRP

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twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1131248529052061697

THERE HE IS

twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1131248529052061697

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Same energy

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I've been watching TSR too and the tracks look pretty boring. Everything is automated and just requires a basic-understanding of drift to be successful. Compare that to CTR where you have the high-risk/high-reward shortcuts on stages like Sewer Speedway, Blizzard Bluff that force you to be playing at the absolute top of your game to be able to access and make you feel like a racing legend when done correctly.
TSR seems to have prioritized flashy stage-pieces over actual game-play, where CTR is both pretty to look at and more of an engaging game-play experience.

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THERE'S ZAM TOO

instagram.com/p/Bxxe28ZjLj3/

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What a happy crocadog

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Holy shit

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*shitposts loudly*

twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1129446826778800128

Based Papu Papu

Turned into a webm for anyone who wants to repost it

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CTR is saved.

Not yet. It needs Rilla Roo and not only that, Rilla Roo needs to WIN

Sounds like they got Zem's CNK voice back. Could we assume Nash and Velo have their original VAs too?

AHHHH TOO FAST FUCK
I NEED THIS GAME ALREADY

Billy West and Steve Blum? I hope so. Nash in the trailer sounded like his CNK self even if it's just a small clip.

Feel like committing arson

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I hope so
Velo without Steve Blum would be heresy

underwater...?

>Ripper roo
The coolest guy in the room

Post best crash lines
youtu.be/ji-0-ekB-Nw?t=205

That's an old build but holy fuck if they keep even like 90% of that power for the finished game

Online is going to be fucked up

*3:25

>Oxide
Kids who wanted to play as the final boss, thinking it will automatically make them better on the track or give them some special advantages. There is a small chance that the Oxide might actually be a veteran CTR fan and if so, they will be one of the most try-hard racers on the track, desperate to redeem Oxide's terrible online reputation for being used exclusively by shitters.

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I love how the characters ran into the invisible wall when driving into the boss garage

I don't care for the new sound effects for things like the kart engines or start light

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He was also Crash, but that part's still filled by Jess Harnell last I checked

youtube.com/watch?v=K9owr_D0IUM

>wanted to main Oxide
It hurts. I'll still be using him of course, but the Oxide edition totally cheapened the character and his kart now that they're automatically unlocked. I'm hoping now that Big Velo and his gold hoverbike will be the new top dog unlockable to compensate.

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>Penta Penguin (classic version)
>classic kart
>classic track
>classic song

Same, hopefully there will be a special unlockable customization option (like a sticker) that is only available for people who do things like getting all the Platinum Time Relics or beating all the Oxide Ghosts. True Oxide mains could slap it on their UFO and use that to separate the actual veterans vs the P2P racers.

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I hope so. She was meant for CNK but plans changed when the developers did.

is this the space jam guy

it's Steve Blum

maybe

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Pretty much yeah. Fat evil alien that enjoys pitting people against each other for entertainment.
Velo is kino
youtu.be/stTp0T8kVm8?t=20

This. I want to prove that I earned the right to play as Oxide.

I think I'm the only one who thinks Coco jumps a bit too high in this recent USF video.

Jumping was always awkward even in the original game so I don't mind it being a bit inaccurate

youtube.com/watch?v=sd7oC3wmpuA

What's the stereotype for N. Tropy

Glistening gold paint would be sweet. I want a gold ufo!
Also I like that Oxide's new racing animation matches his focused composure from the concept art. Beenox gets the little things right.

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Patrician taste in everything.

Smug bastard with skill to match his clocktower-sized ego.

Me neither, but I won't let my autism about that get in the way of enjoying the game.

Maybe it could be a potential customization option. One can hope anyway.

Where are they?

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Wisely avoiding the press because their redesigns will inevitably cause fanboy outrage

Unfortunately probably this

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If their redesigns are anything like Tawna's, they'll be upgrades IMO. Also the OG Trophy Girl faces are nightmare fuel.

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My dad got me CTR when I was a kid from a flea market. After looking at the disc, he then asked what was with the girls and why it said Naughty Dog. I told him it was porn and he was like good. It was a funny memory.

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On that note, which Trophy Girls would represent the new characters? There weren't any in CNK, so it'd be fun to think about who gets which girl.

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New sexy alien trophy girl

>Main
Ripper Roo, Crash, Coco or Dingo
>Kart
Default or Oxide's
>Track
Maybe Gin's labs?

SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK

>Tiny
Kids who are bullied irl

>Polar
Probably a manchild

>Pura
Either a girl or wants to be a girl

>Dingodile
Psychopaths

based

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>don't show them or give any indication that they're in the game
>release day arrives, they're there in all their problematic glory
>Polygon and the like bitch and whine, but the game is already out, the damage is done, they'd be too awkward to patch out and even if they did we'd always have rips of the original models
I'm glad Beenox learned the valuable fangame lesson of shutting the fuck up until it's too late for them to stop you

>N.Trance
Actually played Crash N. Tranced and likely is an actual long time fan of the series even in its worst moments
or just thinks he is a funny egg
>Norm
GigaChad
>N. Gin
Probably a weirdo, identifies with the character but isnt that bad and just wants to have fun
>Cortex
This person has played Crash games for a long time, played a lot of CTR back in the day, will definitely not fuck around and most importantly, they will play to win
they won't

>KeeperofPorridge

Same to an extent. Those sounds are irreplaceably punchy. Nothing fits better.

They should've recorded actual karts for the engine sounds, or at least used better EQ on what they have so it actually sounds like a 'motor' again.

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I'm a retard and didn't see this post before I made a webm of it too.

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>Crunch
Total bros

>Nash
ADHD personified

>Zem
Shitposters

Why is Crunch such a manlet here, he doesn't look huge he just looks excessively wide

I honestly thought Tawna was cuter than her original self. I miss the slightly bigger tits but it's a small price to pay just to see her in a game again.

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Dingodile
Classic Kart
Cortex Castle
Cortex Castle

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>obj_motherfucked

Fake Crash isn't a virgin, he probably fucks the wildlife

>obj_motherfucker
>virgin
user... the name was literal

Unlike normal crash Fake Crash is pure

He's mass produced and only exists to kill Crash doubt he's fucked anything

I agree with everyone except Koala Kong. He needs to be in the virgin row. Moe has probably fucked a few bar slags in the past too.

>Unlike normal crash Fake Crash is pure
He is pure. His sexual misadventures are out of pure ignorance and misunderstanding, rather than any sort of evil or depraved desire.

Something tells me Moe can sorta win over a girl but then just fuck it up in a matter of seconds resulting in another night jacking off
Also Koala Kong managed to make it in hollywood so he's probably been to a few hollywood sex parties

Brio should be moved to the "has lots of sex" category
granted it's all with his specially designed sex mutants but still

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I'm playing TSR right now and the tracks are exceptionally boring. Sega All Stars Racing (the first one) was better than this.

>Isabella: Bandicoots
Crash, Fake Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna

>Megumi: Scientist
N. Cortex, N Gin, N Trophy, N. Trance, N. Brio Nina

Ami: Evolo Ray animals/other villains
Dingo, Tiny, Ripper Roo, Pinstripe, Komodo Bros, Nash, Zem, Papu, Big Norm, Geary Rilla Roo

Liz: Small characters/unaltered animals
Polar, Pura, Penta, Zam, Small Norm

I don't know what to do with Oxide and Velo. Maybe the best is to create a new Trophy girl for Nitro Kart's original characters.

I demand a sexy robot or alien for the CNK cast. Maybe Oxide gets a normal trophy girl, but she is scared of handing off the trophy or something.

>yfw we haven't seen them yet because they don't want to spoil TROPHY GIRL CUSTOMIZATION

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Super. Nothing in any shitty mario kart game even touches the speed and skill demonstrated here

I can buy this. Moe's also the guy to completely lie and brag about his non existent love life, and countless scores that never quite panned out. Poor Moe.

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I doubt they are anatomically correct

BEENOX HIRE THIS MAN
I actually hope they are in as playable racers along with obj_motherfucker. They could be the only characters in the game whose stat class you can configure, along with having the most outfits. Ultimate fanservice.

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So Kong should sound like Sylvester Stallone going by the Willy Wombat bible, but how should Moe sound?

Is this implying Evil Crash raped the twins before he ate them?

nah. I played TSR to and the new tracks are miles better than the returning ones

>30fps

WHY. It looks so fucking good and this just kills my excitement

So it doesn't randomly drop from 60 to 40 on PS4 Pro like Sonic does

>Coco
You're either gay or a furry.

>Crunch
You're gay and a furry.

Then they should have downgraded the visuals so it ran 60. 60fps is far more important in a racer than visual fidelity. If fucking Mario Kart 8 can look as good as it does while running 1080p 60fps on a fucking tablet then there's no excuse here

I wish it was out now

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I think Moe would work really well with an extremely bassy voice to counteract Joe's. Much more self-absorbed, has a god complex and believes he's an actual dragon.

Same hissing, talking with constant pauses, and all that, but his voice is just infinitely deeper. Even edgier lines.

>"Foolsssssssssssss"
>"Ssssuffer"
>"FEAR the dragon..."
>"Yessss"
>"ha ha ha ha...."
>"You are like my idiot brother"
>"Get OFF the road..."
>"Ohhhh?"
>"OOOOARRGGGH"
>"You will regret that..."

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They're running on a shitty legacy engine and basically pushing it as far as they can judging by how fast the top speed is in this game. It's not really a surprise 60fps was never a primary concern for them because it's difficult to attain and the original was only 30fps anyway.

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I just want Joe and Moe to be smooth again.

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when they gonna reveal my boy Moe
also what class will he be? I'm hoping accel to complement Joe's all roundedness

I was thinking about this, isn't that detail a bit anachronistic?
Doesn't CTR happen before Twinsanity? Even Nitro Kart happened before Twinsanity.

e3

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOW

yeah thats fucked up, say bye bye to the timeline, i hope they retcon it

Well Zam is confirmed to have Ami as a trophy girl judging the podium music

twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1131250295881601024?s=09

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Win animation:
>Brio maniacally laughing then trying to stop before going straight back to laughing
Lose:
>Roids out and starts smashing the podium and shouting

Come on it writes itself

IT GETS A TEN FROM LEN

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Post yfw Team Sonic Racing turned out mediocre

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It's a spin-off, so continuity is lax. Under no circumstances should any of these characters be racing together in the first place.

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This, it's in no way important.

Sonic team just doesn't give a fuck, and has never given a fuck.

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Farm Foods is horrible to work for even for the higher ups from what I hear

T. Has connections in the market

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I'll never understand 30FPS TSR shit-posters, whether they were serious or false-flagging. If you are just trying to shit-post CTR fans, why not take the series with the safer track record and just use Mario to be condescending? And I can't even begin to wrap my head around the logic of someone who genuinely thought that Sonic, who is the undisputed king of train-wrecks and disappointments, has any place to try and call another series shit or disappointing.

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I always figured that crash and his friends would race between themselves and the villains would only get involved during the story modes.

Non canon is probably right though

TSR is okay, but it feels really low energy and soulless compared to Transformed.

Suffer.

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>yfw everything is canon
>yfw oxide comes back every year demanding rematches because he's a sore loser
youtube.com/watch?v=sVxJ016xb4Q

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>THIS TIME FOR REAL! I'M NOT COMING BACK TO THIS MUSHY BACKWARD WORLD EVER AGAIN!

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Is this coming out on pc at the same time or is it a timed exclusive again?

the latter

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It hasn't been confirmed for PC

Just because I'm complaining about 30fps doesn't mean I thought TSR was ever going to be any good. In fact there's a lot i really -like- about TCR. I just really, really hate the idea of it being 30fps and am desperately hoping for a PC port

The retarded scientist, Neo Dobson Flation
also
>ywn play a Twinsanity: N. Eurism
with all the cut content added
fuck this timeline

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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You think the game will maintain this level of speed or do you think it will get slowed down because good-for-nothing playtesters who can't play?

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I think it's too close to release for major changes like that.

I think it'll be fast, and frankly, I think it will stay fast. However, I wouldn't put it past the 'game journalists' of today to dock it points for being too hard for them to grasp the controls.

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What we're seeing might be an old build though.

Oh, they will, no doubt in my mind. I'm actually waiting for them to unironically call it the "Dark Souls of kart racers".

>I'm actually waiting for them to unironically call it the "Dark Souls of kart racers".
I assume you're only joking? They already did.

I hope NF just fucking drills into players about how to powerslide and get hangtime. It would honestly be for the better.
Uka won't let you go until you nail three powerboosts in a row. Strict, but fair.

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woah

Good for nothing playtesters would need to be able to reach that speed before they could complain about it.

Wait, what!?

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Not really. If they complain the game is to fast in general, everything would be slowed down.

Search your own quote.

>No, you fucking idiot. HOLD THE R1 BUTTON until the END of the slide while TURNING HARD!

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I think I'll skip it. I believe you, user. Don't wanna see it before going to bed.

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I really hope that bridge with the tiger isn't solid

knowtechie.com/crash-team-racing-nitro-fueled-hands-on/
M-maybe he was just being funny...

Uka Uka > Aku Aku.
Glad John Dimaggio was given direction of emulating Clancy Brown. He did a good job in N.Sane.

>No my children, to slide you must press the R1 BUTTON and TURN HARD. Find a WIDE OPEN space to do this. Good luck.

Uka Uka > Aku Aku

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Speaking of masks, is the Velo mask in?

oh please, hope reviewers have a hard time trying to play

Not so far.

crap,
all the aliens use the Uka Uka mask?

Children make me so hard
youtube.com/watch?v=vuhuaV29eZ0

Maybe your right but I doubt it will happen. The only intentional change they made only increased the speed of the game.

Yeah.

>Children make me so hard

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WOAH

Don't worry, the collision is pill-shaped so you'll slide right off.

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>tfw your group of friends used to play these games as kids
>tfw they host a tourney at my buddies house
>tfw no one believed me when I said I was a turbo autist and played this game night and day when I was a kid
>autistically powerslid 95% of every map we played
>had to give up my spot because everyone stopped wanting to play after the first map rotation

Has anyone else had normie niggers claim they’re hot shit and proceed to get smacked the fuck down when they play an actual sperg?

man i love crash parodies and remixes more than mario and sonic, they were getting stale back in the newgrounds flash days im surprised nobody ever made any crash bandicoot flashes during it's hay day (besides that Crunch one) i mean other games had gotten parodies like earthbound but did crash the only i have ever seen was that "M is bad!" flash where he gets hit by a boomerang

same thing happened to me
I have to play like them and it hurts so bad
only to be able to jump and do one boost is annoying

We're only a month away so I doubt we'll see it get changed before the game goes gold
Worst case scenario is a day one patch but I more suspect is a downgrade in speed when kids cry about getting beaten in online races

youtube.com/watch?v=SMrzetISSAE

It's almost a blessing and a curse. Crash never reached the sheer popularity of Sonic and Mario, but that spared us of a lot of the headache that comes with having a fanbase like poor Sonic.
NPCarlsson is a legend. The KempferZero of ytp.

The change to usf is a good intentional change and the speed from aku aku on turbo pads will only help people in lower places so what they need to do is fix the items. People will only get stomped for a little while until they learn how the boost mechanics work

Serves them right for not developing a Riders sequel instead.

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The least they could have done is put the Babylon rouges in tsr

She's in.

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Can't you just teach them some techniques?
My friend and I have been learning how to play properly over the past few months and it's been a blast.
I didn't even know how to use mini turbos.

>mini turbos

Explain

Tapping L1 while drifting gives you a short boost.
I assume that's what mini turbos are.
The point is I only knew how to turbo from jumps and turbo pads.

>Crunch
probably got a monkey on their back

>tfw gonna give Nina mains a bad name since I cant seem to get a controller hooked up to my PC to practice CTR
Ah forgive me Ninabros

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She would be cool. I could see it happening.

>never played CTR
Oh user, you are in for a treat

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Nah, I say no. The LEAST they could have done is cancel the whole game after first footage of it were revealed instead of delaying it, tell Iizuka and his kids to go fuck themselves, and put only Sumo in the direction of a new Sonic racing game, thus pitching and developing a new Riders sequel.

Putting the Babylon Rogues or any other cut, obscure or underappreciated character in TSR would be like asking for a free degradation of them: they would only have their images tarnished and ruined. Have you seen the quotes and the voicing in the game? Oh my god, it's awful in every aspect.

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>I live in the timeline where CTR generals are actually a thing

I don't wanna wake up

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>kid talkin mad shit about his driving skills
>kick his ass by a huge margin
>teach him how to drive
>we're friends now
I am ready to relive this childhood memory with you faggots

>N. Gin
>Basic kart
>Sewer Speedway
>Roo's Tubes
If it's not his obnoxiously hugeass hovercraft, which will certainly not be playable, it's nothing to me.

Reminder

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>no obj_motherfucker
>rilla roo
Stop posting this until you fix your embarrassment to society

>good enough at CTR to win plat relics and beat Oxide's ghosts
>not good enough for turboautists
It'll be a fun experience, I'm sure.

Literally nobody likes Rilla Roo.

>glasses waddle dee

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>>glasses waddle dee
Chuckled.

Find me a good high resolution image of one to use and I'll fix it

That character was just not meant to race.

HOOH

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same energy

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>N. Gin
Autists who couldn't play as Coco as a kid because "she's a girl". Good at the game regardless, attempt to go for the most difficult shortcuts and usually get them.
>Cortex
Mostly decent guys but probably not going to place very well. Thought they were going to win everything because when they were younger they beat their friends most of the time.
>Polar
Casuals only.
>Pura
Nobody plays as Pura. If someone is playing as Pura they're probably a badass because of this.
>Oxide
Literally the worst player in every race. Consistently finishes sixth or lower. Always has an excuse.
>Dingodile
Without exception the most based guys in every race. Will sometimes finish last, will sometimes win handily. Also most likely to be drunk while playing.
>Zem/Zam
Shitposters who are seriously way too autistically good at the game. If you see one of these your reaction should be "Oh, for fuck's sake".
All that immediately springs to mind for now.

>Nobody plays as Pura. If someone is playing as Pura they're probably a badass because of this.
Everybody knows Puramains are just low-skill/girls quit trying to make your main badass

I'm surprised we don't have an image like this for the Crash Team Racing roster yet

I didn't post the Wii/8 version on purpose, I feel like it was grasping at straws a lot

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Dingodile mains are the Wario mains of CTR. They think they're based and chill, but are actually memer faggots who try hard and get passive aggressive when they lose. Fat 99% of the time.

>tfw both yoshi and bowser describe me perfectly
Also they all have shit taste for playing MK64

Someone got bullied hard in CTR multiplayer as a kid

BRAKA MONOGA

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>shitting on Norm

My main is N. Gin but okay.

YOU A TRIGGERED DINGODILE MAIN
look i can do it too

anyone remember this from the other night??? I was too late to participate

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Now this is a character that absolutely no one likes

yeah, i drew the panel with the little mini crash as his penis

Tbh my dad would have done the same thing. When I was a kid we played Crash 1 together, whenever Tawna was on screen he would jokingly cover my eyes and say “user don’t look at the sexy lady”
fuck cancer, I miss you dad

I'll be trying some nuCrash characters out as well. Who /smallnorm/ here?

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nice bro I like your panel and thr panel next to it with the syringe and coked up nose

NORMIES UNITE

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And yet here he is
still waiting on pics of him taking his head out

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thanks, it's actually canon lore that Pinstripe is crash's coke supplier, he goes through three packages a day

cute rabbit

No you degenerate

No such thing.

my dad told me about funzap when I went to work with him one day and there was an ad for 'free sexy screensavers, click here' with a big tiddie woman and I remember him just pausing scrolling the page and saying 'I dont want you clicking on that user'

clicked on that shit but there where no tiddies anywhere

I missed it and I'm pissed, this is amazing

WOAH crash must be loaded

I tried

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it works

>that file name

I’m gonna main Neogro Cortex. What does that make me?

he gets 5% of all merchandising, I'm sure he's stacked

Slightly less average than a Crash main.
(I like Cortex, pls no bully)

>tfw no Crash Bandicoot movie with classic horror actors

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Imagine the smell.

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>Nash
Unironically based, enjoys both the ND era games and the post ND era titles. Recognized that Nash has the best design of all the post ND characters and went with him to show support.
>Little Norm
They take themselves a bit more seriously than "Big Norm" mains but are probably less likely to win as well. They aren't bad per say, but they might just slightly over-estimate their skills.
>Big Norm
Ultrachads, know how to have a laugh (hence their affectionate nickname "The Normies") and aren't really looking to be the best racer on the track but to just have a good time. Despite this though, they are certainly skilled enough to take first-place fairly regularly. Will go out of their way to bully Cortex mains during the race for the sake of lore. They (as well as Zem mains) are fueled by ND Purist tears.
>Geary
Highly skilled but prone to misfortune, will consistently hold the lead the majority of the race, and then proceed to lose it due to an unforeseen accident on the final stretch of the last lap.
>Krunk
An urban myth, a modern legend, much like Papu Papu mains, many debate whether these people even exist. They do, and anyone who mains Krunk, probably also mains Papu Papu as his "Speed" character for maximum unga bunga.

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give me my green fat villainous reptile please

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Why do people want CTTR content?
I just wanna forget that game ever existed

Every game has its fans.

Who the fuck is a fan of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=Vmu49bXdbTs

Zem players

Plenty of people. I don't know why either mind you but there seem to be more people defending the Radical era recently.

>more content bad
really there's just some morbid curiosity for how some of the tracks would work with CTR physics. CTTR tracks are alleyways and shooting galleries but for some reason there are bumps and ramps in places in a game that has no reason for you to take them. There aren't any sharp turns so it'd be easy as hell to take turns wide and powerslide repeatedly.
We're already past the point of CTTR being ignored. Characters from CTTR and karts from CTTR have been fully acknowledged and you can take it to the logical extremes of either CTTR content similar to how CNK content was treated or hoping they hit the brakes and stop at visual homages.
An extra 15 tracks isn't anything to sneer about, but considering they're adapting CNK tracks to fit CTR physics, it's a bigger project to adapt 15 tracks not even designed for kart racing to fit the CTR formula. If anything I expect to see it as a DLC pack in some months time.

It's not like it's including, like the actual bad game parts. It's just karts n' shit.

SILENCE brand

The karts are shit and look awful

I liked some of the vehicle designs, but not in a million years would I expect to see them in CTR. It was a nice surprise.

Nicer still if Nina is in the game, but I don't want her mouthing off like a brat either. Bad fit for her original conception.

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I honestly still cannot believe we're getting a remake in less than a month now. There have been so many remakes recently that people call games of their childhood, but I couldn't really relate to any of those, but with CTR, it really is my childhood. I'm going home, bros.
Comfy Yea Forums servers lobbies when

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How about this interpretation: if you drive so slowly that you can see your opponent's vehicles maybe you deserve it.

PC version waiting room

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they rescue the best part of cttr
the costumes

She was mute in Twinsanity. Was kinda like goth Bowser jr in CTTR thinking Crash was the villain. Then finally the bratty niece trying to out do her uncle. Her bratty-ness was very cartoony and worked with how Saturday Morning the Crash series is. Imo.

Bunga

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CTTR was my guilty pleasure

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I never really got the bratiness people said she had in CTTR though she says a lot of dorky things
>rise my dark stallion PLEASE
>Ill take a raincheck on your demises
>FOOLISH FOOL
I think she works as a dork trying her hardest to be edgy but falling flat to be honest

Poor Krunk, but I completely agree.

Uh yikes, knotty dog needs to remove this or there will be problems for them down the road...

Foolish fool?

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I've said it far more than once and I'll say it again: Nina is just Mandy-lite. Whether you want that or not is a matter of personal taste.

>Those jiggle physics
Come on, Beenox. That is pathetic. How the fuck are the trophy girls going to work if there aren’t proper physics???

I dont disagree but theres a dorkyness that Nina's design has that Mandy lacks
Also if we're gonna rip off Mandy we should really rip off early Mandy (season 1 or so) since she kinda dipped off badly later in the series.
youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7zGdqJOBo

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>tfw CTRs trophy girls are directly responsible for my furry fetish and resulted in me becoming a weirdo that everyone avoids and I constantly consider suicide because my dick only gets hard to furry cartoon females

>thanks naughty dog

>I dont disagree but theres a dorkyness that Nina's design has that Mandy lacks
Part of that is because she's aligned with Cortex. If she were a straight-edge competent contender she wouldn't have failed due to her own hubris. She's not nearly as mean-spirited or manipulative as Mandy. She's still a Cortex.

>I think she works as a dork trying her hardest to be edgy but falling flat to be honest
This. I thought it was endearing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5n3QCDBdB8

THE worst ND character hands down

Why are these so fucking accurate

Any sign of the trophy girls besides their hands?

Even removing the cortex connection she's in a school girls outfit wearing clunky boots and has really big buck teeth on her I think she'd be the sidekick of a mean girls clique and not really manage to do much on her on.

Its funny how there was potential for the dork being edgy character but the next game they throw it away for a bitchy dork instead. Its weird I have no idea what was going through the minds of radical.

No.

He is important for the worldbuilding at least

shoot

>"If you speed up I'll give you a cookie!"

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>all those blatant post-coitus innuendo lines
>I can't wait till I'm 18
heh

>all those innuendo lines for breaking fusion

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>boring alien character in the og
>they changed him in the remake to be an alien doggo and he's fucking adorable

BEENOX I CAN'T CHOOSE A MAIN STOP THIS

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It could happen with how obsessed people are nowadays with "accessibility" and such, but the director has stated that he'll know they've succeeded in the remake if we can match our PS1 times in time trial so they do seem dedicated to keeping the game fast. Instead of slowing down the game for everyone, they should just give people tools to teach them the proper techniques so they can keep up with everyone else. I remember not knowing how to properly play for years growing up and only happened to figure it out by accident since the game makes no mention of things like the reserve system.

he was always an alien dog

I liked the actual mutant minions in the Titans series. Bratty Nina worked but they can make it that she’s nicer to the Bandicoots and other animal characters because of her love of animals Cortex tried to get rid of. Making her more bratty to the scientists and masks and other human based characters. Healthy mix of her CTTR and Titans personality. But also a personal head canon, it seems the longer these characters live on the N Sanity Isles the more crazy they become over time.

I tried.

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can anyone conferm or deny if you can play as one of Cortex's Lab Assistants

What DLC are we looking at after release? Tracks? Karts?

He's more of a dog now though

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CTTR was gay

Yeah, they made those two better. Can't wait for the Fake Velo reveal.

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im tired of this little girl

you might be gay if you tire of little girls

So sacred fire is blue now?

I like it, good job

Blue fire is USF

ultimate sacred fire is blue

sacred fire is red

I'm still skeptical about this remake i already hate the new sound effects and it probably won't be as nearly as responsive as the original on a CRT.

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I honestly want Willie Wumpa Cheeks just to spice up the roster. Too many anthro mammals, green aliens, and humans.

thanks

Crash villains are so great.
Nice OC, user.

I liked it better than CNK because I wasn't expecting CTR and getting dogshit instead. It was just its own thing.

It also had a shitload of content and dialogue. 200 hours in and I was still hearing knew voice lines I had never heard. That kind of commitment goes a long way with me.

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Is he though?

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Well he guides the natives of N.Sanity island.. or something

oh my god the wait is agonizing fuck me I can't believe I still have to just sit here without going fast for an entire fucking month

The entirety of the first Wumpa Islands wouldn't work the same way if Papu's tribe weren't there.
Aku-Aku was a witch doctor from the tribe before he fucked off and became a mask. Which by association also includes Uka-Uka and the temple he was eventually sealed inside.
Sure, Papu Papu himself didn't exactly need to be present, but the natives as a concept helped carry the initial game's gradual transition from native architecture to Cortex's industrial infrastructure.

It's okay Nash, I understand your pain

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how is he not dead

What do you mean? This is the best loading screen ever.

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Wasn't TTR/Titans penned by an ex-Simpsons writer?

Yeah also the fact you can't play with your friends on the Switch version.

>Papu Papu will probably turn into his mask when he dies
>tfw no more big breakfast

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>tfw no more big breakfast

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Chuck Sneedicoot

formerly Willy

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>furry pac man OC

>there is a universe out there that got Butch-Bandicoot as the final design

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If the universe is truly infinite then there’s an infinite number of realities that got that design. Truly enough to make grown men cower in fear.

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Seriously, the crash series has an amazing rogues gallery
I wish you could just play a platforming game as them

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I hope that Penta gets a retro skin and it changes his voice lines to PENGUIN YAY ONE

We have E3 first though so time will fly around that time.

maybe one day
Twinsanity was basically a Cortex game anyway, I'm sure it could work with some tweaking

>muh worse, 30fps mario kart
actually based

Its probably been talked to death at this point but SpaceCat wanted to make a Cortex spinoff but it was basically put on a back burner aka never thought about again.

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THIRTY

FRAMES

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>I wish you could just play a platforming game as them
Yeah me too...

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per nanosecond

>tfw just recently learned Tiny isn't based on an actual tiger and that's why his mouth is more dog-like and why the pause screen called him Taz
I feel so dumb.

youtube.com/watch?v=BQlAvXDG_cQ

New gameplay

This is true cuckoldry. I have to watch absolute shitters play my favorite Crash game for a whole month while I sit here and wait.

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>subhumans get the game early because they're "social media influencers"
I wish I could strangle every last one of them

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No biggie.
Just play the original or n sane trilogy if you really can’t wait

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I mean at least she can boost. That's a significant upgrade from what we've thus far.
But why the fuck can't Beenox just post videos themselves of their own staff fucking around racing and battling? You know, people that actually know the game? This is probably all Activision's fault.

Rename the game to NTR

Just less than a month to go, bro. We'll all make it through this together.

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you can't tire of Coco you heathen

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Not even the true classic models, just imitations

great post

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Cortex had the best one out of the 3

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It could matchmake people based on their best lap times or something.

>OOOOOOOWW!

Technically that's Butch-Wombat. Butch's logic was "I looked up wombats and they have big teeth so I ran with that"

It's ok, I live in Australia and I didn't know he was a tasmanian tiger until later in life. I think the orange color scheme helps throw you off.

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This is a good idea. Essentially a sapphire, gold, and platinum class.

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>Song
>It's not even from CTR or CNK

youtube.com/watch?v=UYQzMaWZhU4

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The last thylacine died like 80 years ago, how the fuck did Cortex get his hands on thylacine DNA?

Brio knows a guy

Why do people like Dr. Neo cortex so much? Was it because he was the center focus of Twinsanity?

>The last thylacine died like 80 years ago
That's what you think.

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I guess no one from Beenox played the Naughty Dog games because that shit was not flat shaded...

Last year they managed to do some stuff with some preserved joeys found a in a pouch
Im too lazy to read at this hour so here you go
cosmosmagazine.com/biology/return-of-the-living-thylacine

But to tie it in game? Once can assume during his crime spree he managed to steal some pretty good DNA and since Cortex and Brio are hyper intelligent with abundance of resources he probably created a hybird of sorts.

Crash has the fortune of having both fun heroes and villains but yeah Twinsanity probably played a huge part in that.

>City Trial-style extended battle mode
>Able to go on foot after ejecting from one kart and going to the next
>Limited attack options to act as defense

TSR gets 30 fps in multiplayer, which is the mode you'd want 60 fps in the most anyway.

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You guys are alright.

Don't go to N. Gin Labs in June.

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Mario Kart freaks on suicide watch

Based.

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You guys are alright

Don't pick the middle weapon box in June.

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>The middle stretch of Electron Avenue is so long and straight because the boosts beforehand are super turbos

>You're supposed to have USF

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I'm fine with the game as-is, but I really do hope we get a PC version at some point. Going from the PC version to the PS4 version of NST is night and day. 60fps makes it so much more responsive feeling.

Alright, I've played this game since the PS1 days but apparently I'm a stupid shit. What the hell is USF? Was it always there? I mean, I 100%ed the game and got mostly gold and some platinum relics so I'd like to think I was at least kind of decent at it.

It's a glitched speed tier from certain boost pads, if you play the game as intended you won't really see much of it. The remake is turning it from a bug to a feature, making it possible to maintain it with usual boost rules instead of the old counterproductive method of trying to avoid boosts while USF is actuve.

>What the hell is USF
Some of the later tracks with long jumps have turbo pads on them that boost you MUCH faster than normal, so you can complete the jump. They're 'super' turbo pads and contrary to belief are wholly intended.

But getting any boosts after hitting the super turbo will kill the added speed, likely to prevent just anyone from taking that massive speed boost and keeping it.

However, if you have a lot of boosts in reserve and make sure not to JUMP upon hitting the ramp, you will never get the speed debuff.

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This.
To add, the super boost pads could only be found in Cortex Castle, N. Gin Labs, Hot Air Skyway, Oxide Station, and Turbo Track. You have to already be going max speed over one of these super pads to trigger USF. Beenox is apparently adding more of these super pads to more tracks such as Polar Pass too from what we've seen.
I remember triggering it a few times by accident, and having no clue what it was. I'm curious how much this will transform the game now that it's an official technique.

Just saw a video that shows the polar pass shortcut is still available.

Link or it didn't happen user

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This is so good. Imagine being a scrub playing online and you see someone jump 50 feet over your head and not understanding what just happened.

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DARK SOULS OF MASCOT KART RACING! BEENOX, NERF THIS NOW!!!

The wait is killing me. I want to race NOW

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Goddamn, that's cool as fuck. Now I gotta go back and try this shit out before NF comes out.

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Yes, and Titans was actually nominated for Writers Guild of America's inaugural video game writing awards (it lost to Dead Head Fred)

Stick or Dpad lads?

Stick and only stick.

>and Titans was actually nominated for Writers Guild of America's inaugural video game writing awards
What? Why? Was CotT's writing that good or was there no other competition.

Why would anyone d-pad?

They had a ton of dialogue (over 7,000 unique lines) and had the voice actors perform all their lines three times to make it sound natural.

Why would anyone stick?

Dpad. Grew up with an original, stick-less PS1 controller. Playing CTR with a stick would feel wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=4SyxCZq0KlY
CORTEX ME BOY, WHERE'S ME MONEY

That's the reality N. Trance is from.

TURNING HARD

I expected it to be shit as soon as we found out it was Sanic only, so I’m hardly surprised.

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>2:50

I actually played CTR with the stick first because I emulated it and thought it was better for a racing game. I switched to the d pad when I heard it was better and I have to agree, it's just easier to pull of tricky turns with the d pad.

heres hoping they drop some reveals tomorrow
i gotta know if my boys moe and brio are in

I’ve always thought it was retarded that people wanted sonic kart/skateboard racing and not have an actual Sonic R sequel that takes advantage of the boost formula.

It’s funny though how for Crash, people despised CTTR with those transformations but sonic fans loved the shit from Transformed and having none sonic characters in their games.

Why did they make Coco retarded? I liked how she was a nerd

Did they forget to tell him he's supposed to be doing the Uka Uka voice?

on the criken stream they alluded to having something big to do at E3, so I imagine a lot of things are going to be revealed there

Smart girls like dresses too, Coco is no exception.

Can confirm

>They will often flood threads with Coco pics
Again I have to ask, who else are they supposed to post

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Maybe they should post something relevant to the game, you infernal bandicunt

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Coco is relevant to the game. Posting characters from Crash Team Racing at all, is and will always be, on-topic.

Just get to the fucking point of why you hate seeing her posted.

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This always gave me a chuckle since my mom plays Wario

Is the last corner on Papu's Pyramid the casual filter of CTR?

Did Coco have tits in the original trilogy?

Yes

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I wonder if you can skip over it like the original? I wouldn't consider it an illegal shortcut

I see, then continue

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testtt

Wouldn't it make sense to give super turbo pads a different color? Blue or something.

Not to mention, if Beenox is making USF a feature, wouldn't it make sense to place a super turbo pad at the end of each track and not just on some of them?

I dont think USF would have any use on a lot of the tracks. They would make some tracks like Crash Cove or Coco A
Park too easy or would be of no use on Papus or Dragon Mines

HAVE SOME OF THIS

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Your fire turns blue in the remake

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Yeah I know, that's good, but newcomers will not understand why this particular turbo pad does that.

Yes they will.

Sure, just like most of original CTR players understand the advanced mechanics. Oh wait.

You said they won't understand why the turbo pad turns your flames blue, but they will because there's a huge fucking jump there.

Also hey, worth noting, USF STACKS WITH REGULAR BOOSTS IN NITRO FUELED. So I think they'll notice when they hit the ground that their flames are still blue.

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