Skipped ps4 because I've been waiting for death stranding and last of us 2 to come out on it

Muddafucka Muh dik shieeeet

what was on her mind when she was posing for that pic?

Daddy

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all women are whores

Money and penis.

I bought ps3 for Versus XIII and Kingdom Hearts 3

God I wish that was me on the stick.

this girl looks like she would fart in your mouth for fun and laugh about it

yike! I bet she smell gross

"Yeah, I drive a PT Cruiser. She'll be allll mine when I'm done paying her off in 2029."

>septum piercing
Instantly drops her down to a 6/10

go back to sucking your BF cock

>flaunt your mediocre overweight body
>still receive tons of attention

God I hate women.

>watching porn
>that girl is hot and she’s getting her asshole fucking pounded
>get big penis
>accidentally imagine I’m the girl in the video one time
>get VERY big penis
>starts happening more and more regularly
I’m not gonna transition or anything cause I’m fine being a dude and I already have over two decades of experience being one but seriously, women have it pretty good when it comes to fucking. I’m jealous.

>kid watching Dude Where's my Car?
>Popsicle scene
>they were impressed with that?
>do it effortlessly
youtube.com/watch?v=XCThnn46mi0

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>all these turbovirgins who wouldn’t
lmaoing at ur life

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Maybe your a masochist

I want to impregnate this trashy skank

Shoot me in the back off my head in the day I'll wear a condom again. Std aren't real and you can't get shit if you ain't gay.

>skipped ps4 because I have netflix for movies
>skipping ps5 for same reason

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>people talking about the girl herself rather than the fact she's in a trailer park

Buddy I learned the hard way that they definitely exist. Never even put my dick near a girl’s pooper let alone in a guy’s one.

No dude, men have it best. We get to fuck shit.
If you want to get fucked reconsider becoming trans so that you can live out your fantasy and then commit suicide sometime later.

>skipped ps4 because waiting for two games that weren't even announced until several years after consoles existence.

am i the only one who wants to lick her tummy?

There's no trailer park on that Pic

>thick
>pale
>dark hair
this is my fetish

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Your point? In high school, some of the best blowjobs I got were from trailer park girls with daddy issues.

They don’t perceive it as weird because it’s just everyday life for the average Yea Forums poster.

I ain’t saying men got shafted but there’s definitely an element to fucking that we miss out on. That said I guess women miss out an element too, considering they lack cocks. So I guess it evens out.

You're just bi dude, wating to transition is something very different.

>become trans
Why? Just get cute, market yourself as a twink bottom, and bam. You still get to take dick, and maybe eventually switch back to DOING the fucking if you're not 100% into it later.

Don't change your entire identity to get fucked.

You sure the chick you assfucked are really I chick? A few years ago I met a "girl" in social media. We meet a few times but when the thing was going to happen she didn't let me saw her naked and told me she like anal. That was enough to me to realize what was happening. Thanks God I am fast. Who knows what kind of shit o coult have had if I didn't was quick.

>Skipped ps4 because I joined the mustard race
>Can't ever go back to paying to play online and not having mods like a cuck and suboptimal performance with shit graphics/fps
>PS4 has longer loading times even with a game installed on HDD on PC version
>mfw some devs are still stupid enough to put tips in loading screens and I can't read them when the game loads too fast

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No

GODDAMNIT I HATE FATE SO MUCH JUST LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Twinks get fucked by degenerates. At least as trans you can trick perfectly normal men into having sex with you.

>skipped entire gen because I'm still mad I got scammed by the Wii U

I may one day get a used PS4 if they don't end up releasing all the Yakuza games I've missed on the PC. Other than that lmao consoles.

god I wish that was me. I love orange flavored popsicles.

>most of Yea Forums wouldn’t fuck this purely because it’s black
Fucking virgins the lot of you.

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>overweight
Get a grip on reality

Is that really a decent trade-off for years of dysmorphia and medical complications?

I'd rather take some weird dick from a guy who believes black salve will heal his baldness from time to time than have to dilate every 3 hours.

Ignore that anonymous faggot, just become a tranny and chop your dick off. You know you want to get fucked in your permanently open wound, if you don't like it you can kill yourself.

Some black chicks are actually hot, like the one you posted. I need her chocolate milkies.

>having standards is a bad thing

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You really underestimate Yea Forums anons. They can shitpost about black people and roasties all they want but most would fuck a rock if it had a pair of tits carved.

I'd fuck a black chick but I'd never marry or impregnate one.

What about milk chocolate?

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Even better

oh so that's what it is
i thought fate was that garbage mobile casino thing

White women are still pretty good tho

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NOW WE'RE TALKING

I work service recovery at a place with a decent amount of foottraffic for black women. And goddamn, are some of them fine as hell.

I literally kept one in conversation at the desk for almost half an hour about an issue she was having, made sure she had a positive resolution and was happy by the time she walked away. Little did she know, I could have done it in 5 minutes, but I wanted to keep checking out her cleavage when she wasn't looking.

I've got yellow fever and I don't know why

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>wanting to be the girl
This is why porn is bad. Corrupts good men

That thing in the bg is called a house
They are on a street, with cemented barriers.
Its not a trailer park

>american streets
garbage

You cant even speak English so I'm impressed you got out of that situation.

Good men don't watch porn

that womb needs a baby

Black women>>white women
I used to date black women back in college and the sex was great.

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That's a figurine, user.

I watch porn and I am fine. What went wrong?

Imagine sleeping on bloodborne

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>Yea Forums likes women

wtf happened?

Are you really, user?

Who watches porn then? Why is Yea Forums (Yea Forums and /gif/ not included) so against porn.
Something something Jewish propaganda?

Yea Forums was never full gay, it was prison gay - it fucks eachother because it can't find any girls

/pol/ would say they wouldn't, but behind close doors they totally would. Just like politicians who are outspoken against fags and pedos only to be caught soliciting underage boys.

and yet you still cant get laid, sad.

Just some bizzaro world stuff. Where's all the "3D woman are digusting" posts

>find a good amateur porn videos
>ruined by some shitty music or some TV show in the background

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>At least as trans you can trick perfectly normal men into having sex with you
Do you seriously believe this? Maybe if the man was blind and deaf.

Sorry. I don't want mutt children

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You forgot your accompanying cherrypick webm of the girl dancing at a nightclub

It's alright. She wouldn't even look at your way.

That shit kills the kino

Joke's on you, my lust for titties is stronger than my hate for niggers

i used to play a game where i would guess the family guy episode in amateur porn

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>Who watches porn then? Why is Yea Forums (Yea Forums and /gif/ not included) so against porn
lmao. These fuckers can't even motivate themselves to stop shitposting all day, what makes you think they don't watch porn? - their anonymous word? lmao.

What amateur porn puts music to their video. Sounds gay
As for the tv shit I can disregard that because its amateur porn. Builds ambience to my fap, and all

sex is good, but then you end up taking care of little niglets

So TLoF2 is going to get a remaster 6 months after release, like the first game?

Adding music is gay, but a tv show just adds to the authenticity.

>that one porn video that hits every single one of your fetishes and is pretty much perfect
>you can never find it again after the first fap

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More like she wouldn't want yours.

Good grief. Do I really need to point out that in I merely jesting? Jesus christs circumcised cock with you peeps...

So many of my favorite videos have since been deleted. I can still easily find the first porn video I ever saw though

>find it again years later and find out it no longer does anything for you

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That's exactly what makes it special, user. Hold on dearly to the memory, or you'll get the terrible, terrible follow up
>find it again
>turns out it wasn't that good to begin and you were just horny

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No, you had it right. Good men don't watch porn, they have girlfriends and wives and usually stay busy

>remember being 10 and finding my big bros GGW dvds
>nut from just the cover
Did that for almost 3 years

i elected to skip the xbone when it was permanently connected to the always on camera+mic
instead electing to buy a gameboy 3ds
i have no idea what my next console will be since i have a decent PC these days

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>Good men don't watch porn, they have girlfriends and wives and usually stay busy
AHAHAHAH, good one. I've witnessed that married/dating men are more likely to look at porn when they can while virgins/incels/whatever are more likely to focus on the tasks at hand.

>God, I hope user falls for me.

pls post sauce or mah balls gonna explode

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Seething amerimutts.
Sorry, you are not white.

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Can't relate. When I was dating I didn't even have a desire to watch porn

Same with me
>remembered that first hentai I watched
>go back to it recently
>it's nothing special
Pic related

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European, actually. And as white as I can be without being classified albino.

I wish pc gaming was more popular or financially successful for Japanese devs
I like playing games on pc but I feel like every game I’m looking forward to I have to wait twice as long for now.

Whiter than you are faget

link it

youjizz.com/videos/the-admirer-lesbian-sex-with-alektra-blue-and-cayton-128012.html

This and “anyone you can do I can do better” we’re really depressing to come back to as an adult.
Hatsu Inu holds up at least

If only my country wasn’t 98% white...
t. Polandnigger

did anybody else learn to JO with the non-dominant hand? or is there such a thing as ambidextrous JO-ers

Enjoy your black women

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>not downloading and immediately backing up any video of interest

You made this happen.

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I jo with my legs.

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Is your fucked up perception of things supposed to bother me?

I always love posts like these because even though I'm a loser at least I'm not THAT much of a loser :^)

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kek

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based

>first time fapping to porn
>nervous as fuck but also horny
>shitty computer blows its circuit right before I nut
>loud as fuck fuse pop scares me shitless
>never fapped to porn again until I was in college

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i used to find lesbian porn kinda boring, its still kinda meh unless both girls super hot

cope

Super pale White women and ultra dark black women. Whew lawdy.

Okay?

I enjoy all fine women.

Enjoy your refractory period, fucko

>White women are still pretty garbage tho.
Fixed! only blacks that want to piss off whitey think white women are good. anyone with experience dating every race know otherwise.

Holy shit

>went back to my first hentai
>overfiend 3
>still enjoy the plot
>still top tier porn
That scene where nagumo makes amanos sister (I think) magically aroused until she is begging to be fucked is still my favorite in all of porn. If you include porn games its even less of a contest due to nurse nikutai kaizo karte. No one makes body modification games anymore, let alone ones with ass expansion.

Even hotter

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I've watched so much of it that I've grown out of it. It lost all its taboo appeal it used to have. I usually just watch straight amateur stuff now. Sometimes I like the professional stuff but when you realize it's all fake and the women are just collecting a paycheck it ruins the experience

Just buy a DVD player if you want to play movies.

I've lost some really good videos but there are a few that meet a lot of fetishes and I have actually bookmarked instead of being a retard. I dont know why I let some of those gems slip away.

>Year of Our Lord 2019
>still watching DVDs
Get a bluray player already grandpa

A person with such shit taste must feel bad for skipping games like Uncharted, Horizon and Spiderman.

lol you gotta stop, user. Try forcing yourself to delete some every time you download some. eg: if you download 5, you gotta delete 9.

You're pretty dumb if you think guys with gf or wives dont watch porn. Maybe not even dumb just incredibly fucking naive.

it's okay to want to be the girl as long as you understand that current generation tech is just not there yet. if you want to see if the grass really is greener on the other side, don't. the only methods to "transition" right now are dressing up (which is a non-physical change) and cutting your dong off (not even getting a vagina transplant), and neither make you into an actual girl with actual girl pleasures and problems
wait until biomods or genderbender magics become commonplace, then think about it once again

You have a serious problem friend

>GOOD men
>GOOD
lrn2read

Tripnigger begone

thats a preference not a fetish you retard

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>find a good amateur porn video
>ruined by either guy or the girl who won't shut the fuck up for more than 5 seconds

>find a good amateur porn video
>girl can't stop fucking queefing
>retarded guy doens't change position
>10 minutes of continuous queefing

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i tricked my brain to find vanilla porn hot. i didnt want to go down the rabbit hole of porn, im perfectly fine happy this way

I'm both grateful and upset my first porn was viper gifs/games. Set the bar way too damn high. RSR is still godly.

>tricked my brain to find vanilla porn hot

teach me you must!

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>bull nose ring

Begone

based, septum piercings make you look like a literal steer

you cant go back

not him but I call bullshit

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are jannies/mods busy dilating or why is this thread still up?

You can be a good man and watch porn though. L2notberetarded

not even real

honestly I just don't want to pay for a fucking console anymore since they are just worse PCs now...

>you cant go back
You absolutely can, you just have to loop around. Crash through the bottom of the porn barrel hard enough and once it all starts to feel mundane, super light cheescake content will start to appeal once again.

Look the virgins arrived!

So who is this anyway? I got a thing for that white trash look

This is true and all these anons are hurting at their asses

me

>tfw simply watching girls kiss still gets me rock hard

there's still hope for me I guess

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Never really understood this. Movies are fake too that doesnt immediately take me out of it. Sex is sex, I'm not really thinking about how much the girl is gonna get paid while rubbing my dick

No, you can't.

You missed out on plenty of other exclusives, but whatever. You're just going to pretend they're shit when you haven't played them.

I can easily fap to solo stuff, like a simple JOI where there isnt even nudity, so I guess I'm still good too.

Whatever transman. Wayyyy more fappabble than your fat hairy asshole.

You fucking heretic, forget the bitch, look at that fucking PT cruiser behind it.

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According to who? You are nobody son.

But he didn't miss them, he'll play them on PS5 with backwards compatibility. I am so selling my PS4Pro if all games support that.

you can trick your brain to change more than youd think. ive changed my nature to be more friendly and happy as opposed to the edgy faggot i used to be.

>implying PT cruisers aren't heretical as well

Have you ever wondered why, out of the untold millions of people to fall to degeneracy, god chose to save you?

>good men have girlfriends and wives
Kill yourself

I bet your ass in a chair all day smells.
Try being a better human being samefag.

Jesus you niggers, stop pulling your noodle for a week and you'll get rock hard from a girl giving a naughty look.

Woman are allowed to get whatever piercings or body mods they want.
And were allowed to think they're fucking disgusting.

Not gonna say the C word but you know what you have to do.

>save the URL for that video so you don't lose it
>it gets fucking taken down for copyright reasons

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She was never going to fuck you to begin with lard ass

It is exactly what i mean, the bitch is not the worst problem in that pic.

If the professional stuff has an actual plot, it helps. But a lot of videos will start off with an interview like "Hi Lisa how are you? It's been a long time since you did an anal video, are you ready?" and then she looks into the camera and cracks jokes the entire 30 minutes she's fucking

Some of us are a bit too far gone for this mate.