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Speak for yourself fuckface

>y'all
Tyrone...............

HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE

SECRET
AGENT MAN

IN ANY WAY, HE CAN

DUDE GRAAAAPAHIIICSSS SOSOSOOS GOOOOD

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>y'all.

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HIRE
THIS
MAN
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the point of this thread?

To let Nintendo to hire this man.

youtu.be/C1Y_d_Lhp60

Nintendo already "hired him" as in they're using the unreal engine on their stuffs.

>unreal engine
>motion blur
>boom

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What are some of the shittiest examples of "hire this man" unreal engine videos you've seen?

SONY
EMPLOY THE AFOREMENTIONED PERSON

NOOOOOO
SONY MUSTN'T HIRE THIS MAN OR NINTENDO IS DOOMED

O-OPEN W-WORLD M-M-MA...M-MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I

NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN

G

Holy shit, based

G

this would look great if the shading on Mario was better

E

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What are these things in reference to?

>boom

I like how the MDE guy looks like Charles

Nintendro.es are the cancer of Yea Forums

SONY

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>3d littlebigplanet
when will any of this look fun?

>that battle system
ACTIVISION DO NOT HIRE THIS MAN

youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
NINTEENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he just uploaded a new video one hour ago
youtube.com/watch?v=fgE4TVcW42E

HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE HIRE THIS MAN

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This is why I hate so many modern games, from Uncharted to Xenoblade to Halo to TLOU. I hate games with graphics and story and music being put on such a high pedestal. It leads to these games that have atrocious gameplay, but people give them a pass for the stupidest, most shallow reasons. And I'd bet you that they wouldn't even touch the games without their precious gimmicks.

These people would probably hate Tetris for being too videogamey.

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RAPE THE UNTOUCHABLE
*SNAP* THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW
SHOOT THE NEGRO

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WHY WON'T MORE COMPANIES MAKE GAMES WHERE CLASSIC BIDEOGAME CHARACERS RUN IN A BIG FIELD OF REALISTIC GRASS OR IN A BIG REALISTIC STONE BUILDING WITH TORCHES? IT'S WHAT GAMERS WANT.

you got a problem kid?

graphics are as important as gameplay but that doesn't mean you can't have both

>that doesn't mean you can't have both
Try telling that to the video game industry and devs like Naughty Dog.

I'm sorry, but an rMDE person would never say that about Shapiro.

this real?

This almost seems like self-parody

Looking at the future kid
Its the real deal

EMPLOY THIS FELLA

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youtube.com/watch?v=cyazYYev7Nw

youtube.com/watch?v=zX2smM87r14
People actually thought the footage at 6:09 looked good

OMGGGGG HE LOOKS SO COOL

NINTENDO ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT

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be real
that's better than making female Link or tranny Link

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Are you kidding, he looks like a fucking WoW character

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NINTENDO

What's his end game?

patreon money

how many times has this thread been posted?

What did he mean by this?

Right would be perfect if they fixed the eyes.

Saria on the left looks better.

so?
i bet Nintendo's take on the idea will be better

NINTENDO! WHAT YOU DOING NINTENDO? HIRE HIM NINTENDO! HE CAN FIX THE WALKING NINTENDO!

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right has cataracts

In short, hire this man

People pay him money to do this on Patreon? lol

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The only thing keeping me alive is the hope that UBI becomes a thing in the future and I can neet for life in low-income housing.

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Just the image in OP has me laughing like a hyena.

fantastic

I don't think Nintendo should hire this man.

NINTENDO PLEASE BLEACH MY EYES

It‘s just an incredible recreation and it‘s even more incredible that Nintendo hasn’t taken it down yet

whatever happened to Link's Awakening 64?

NINTENDO STOP THIS MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the fucking floor texture is just flat
what the fuck it looks like a photo he used as a texture

is this real???????

nitedno hir man!

hey wait a minute...

yep, you havent seen that "dreams" game? all the rave about it

But that Majora's mask video is actually pretty good tho

Holy fuck the mde one

too bad this game is boring af in actuality. it is fun to make shit but it's not very fun to play.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60

is the physic not good or the tool kits not good enough to make a game with objectives?

What's wrong with people who think this looks acceptable?

>remixed music
>I heard that theme in the vaporwave version on Youtube before, a perfect addition!!!
how braindead are youtube commenters

There are certain group of people that think as long as the graphic is kinda "clear" and it is in "high definition" then it will always be better, they don't care about aesthetic or artstyle

some levels are excellent but most levels right now are super boring walking simulators. even impressive things like FPS demos are really fucking boring considering 1) they're on console and 2) they run at sub-20. Don't get me wrong that crash 'game' might be fun but once you're done playing that there's like maybe 2 more worthwhile levels in the entire pool of 'dreams' and that's it. not worth the $30 I spent.

Realistically speaking, could the Nintendo Switch even run this if they hypothetically hired this man?

no because it's optimized like garbage
I couldn't run this at 60 fps on 1440p, while I played other AAA games maxed just fine

people are just easily impressed
it looks fucking horrible and has no aesthetic
there is literally a photo of rocks he uses as a texture
as long as you set bloom, godrays, lensflares etc. to max you will impress normies
youtube.com/watch?v=I-LX2yY_jS8

So pcniggers

Realistically any game that does not support 4K@60fps is simply not worth your time, so the Switch doesn't even count.

>makes some good points
said no one ever

Well I wouldn't go that far, but some of them sure are like that yeah

nintendo...it's all so tiring...please...hire...this..ma....................................................................nigger

Nintendo, you've got 6 seconds to hire this man, or I'll give you 6 good reasons to start hiring him.

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She's got the thousand yard stare.

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so fucking good

HIRE THIS MAN THIS IS SO IMPRESSIVE. REALISTIC MARIO WITH UNREAL ENGINE ASSETS? FUCKING INCREDIBLE NINTENDO ARE YOU LISTENING HIRE THIS FUCKING MAN

the fact that people like this shit is the reason mario odyssey is as souless as it is

Nintendo is going to KILL this man for stealing their content.

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this is hilarious because sony faggots have been the fanbase obsessed with realistic 'games' (movies), not PC fats.

What the fuck are those castles.

Hello everyone! John Nintendo here, just came to Yea Forums to tell you all that we hear you, and we are looking forward to hiring this man soon. Stay tuned!

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> most levels right now are super boring walking simulators
Ah, so you're telling me you can only make Sony games with Dreams. Got it.

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Only chapo and cum remain

stop posting picture of my uncle you fuck
he gonna get mad again and molest me while wearing kirby suit

Excellent news, John. God bless.

Hello everyone, CEO of Nintendo of America Doug Bowser here.

It has recently come to my attention that a few of you sent letters to our headquarters asking us to hire a certain individual for their ability to take our IPs, namely Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda and give them a huge graphical overhaul.

After briefly studying their work, we decided we would not hire this man. Indeed, it appears that their work consists of recreating scenes from our games using premade assets on Unreal Engine or Unity. Sadly, this is simply not enough to become a member of our team.

Furthermore, it would appear that this individual monetizes their videos and has a Patreon page to fund their work. In other words, they are exploiting our IPs, without our consent, to make money. As such, not only will we NOT be hiring this man, but we also strongly recommend that he hires a good lawyer as we will be coming to claim our due real soon.

In the words of the sadly departed Satoru Iwata: Please understand. Bowser out.

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>lo-fi hip hop beat to study to fades in at the start
really setting the bar to a new low

The most braindead. YouTube commenters are probably the worst community on the internet. I dare somebody to find a worse one.

Man I wonder if doug can pick up the meme mantle that left behind by reggie. This E3 if he show up gonna be his first big nintendo appearance right?

OH MY GOF NINTENDO HIHREMTHIS MAN RIGHT NOW

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getting hired by Nintendo

youtu.be/C1Y_d_Lhp60

Yahoo news would be bad, but i guess it is a given consider who the fuck the people who still using yahoo in this day and age
Imdb discussion board was dogshit as well
Serious Yea Forums might be the asshole of the internet but at least i know exactly what sort of shit imma get here, other places people are actually fucking sincere with their stupidity

nintendo, assassinate this tool.

scan the thread next time you cunt

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INNUENDO

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based gay bowser

You're only mad that this man is a better game developer than your entire billion dollar company.

holy fucking based
thank you Mr. Bowser™

That's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

THIS

I have to imagine the person who first hire him must got a chuckle seeing his name on the resume and decide to give him a shot regardless

>kino music bad!

hey /pol/

His name is fucking Bowser

5 nights at malon's ranch?

Best thing to come out of this meme

The name can only carry one trick so far man
Reggit over the years have been willing to deliver more nonsensical shit, i would miss him trying to fuck bill trinen shit up here and there

Don't insult baby stavros

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guy on the far right is a sexy fucking stud and has a HUGE cock

NIG PEDO

FLIPPENDO

Good lord, she looks legitimately terrifying.

I believe that's supposed to represent the Cucco Lady from Kakariko Village. I remember her being much more cute though.

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How do you fuck up the comfyness of OoT's menu?

How could they do this to the best girl?

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I know I'm going to get shitted on but what exactly is wrong with what this guy is doing? Yeah some things suck but it's pretty amazing what he is doing just by himself. What the fuck have you done? What the fuck have you created? Stop shitting on people trying to attempt something and have sex you fucking faggots.

it kinda depends since there's a decent corner of youtube that isn't completely braindead. still bad, but not the worst. I wanna say that goes to resetera yet they manage to somehow have slightly more awareness (when it comes to internet culture) than a normie. but at least the facebook normie is mostly just indifferent about things so I prefer them, since they're just fun to make fun of rather than rage-inducingly stupid
out of every social media, if I had to pick the one that's the least bad it would be instagram since the meme community is ok there. by ok I mean reposted Yea Forums OC and tons of garbage to sift through but I've found some good content there, granted most of it is ironic weeb shit, Yea Forums screenshots (naturally, and unsurprisingly, most of them are phone screenshots, or reposted screencaps) and cute cosplayers
not to mention instagram's horrid algorithms will constantly feed you shit you hate, mostly shitloads of lgbt shit even if you spend minutes telling instagram you don't want to see that shit by selecting "show me fewer posts like this" 30+ times
redditors are cancer too, every time it gets linked here or comes up in a google search and I check it out, the comments are almost always filled with shit that makes me cringe and close the tab after about 20 seconds. one time during my job, which involves dealing with customers, I met an irl redditor. he matched the sterotype of a redditor with insane accuracy. fat awkward manchild, horrible attempts at humor, absolutely no confidence and passive as shit
I always forget how good it is here, fuck everywhere else. the state of this place sucks dick but it manages to be better than everywhere else, thank you faggots

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>all these retarded amateur mistakes (Spelling Rupees as Rubees)
HIRE

His stuff isn't actually that bad, we're just having a laugh at the meme. I think youtube.com/watch?v=aDDIDn6_m4M is actually pretty good, certainly way better than projects like these which was made with multiple people in 5 months vs 1 guy youtube.com/watch?v=_GDE04j4Hdc

NINTENDO
HIRE THIS MAN
PLEASE

youtube.com/watch?v=_U-_XfDGgDw

Easiest 320 dollars ever made

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memes aside why can't nintendo do this?

why would they?
even if they did want to, nintendo likes trying to innovate with new gimmicks so their hardware is usually the weakest

Because Mario in a realistic world misses the point of the series entirely.

>what is Odyssey

>Because Mario in a realistic world misses the point of the series entirely

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There's no realism in that game at all. No, the city doesn't count, they are still stylized enough to be cartoony.

youtube.com/watch?v=xiwtXHPwGPE

Left is 85% shadman face

Anyone know where I could find the original artist for this?

Can we talk for a second about how brilliant this meme is? It's something that on its surface appears to be genuine praise and thus can be spammed on the creator's page, but in fact is sarcasm. What makes it even better though is that the sarcasm is indistinguishable from the genuine fans, so the creator will never know who is fucking with him and who is genuine. I love it.

Did he successfully perfect the art of removing a game soul?

No one runs the meme into the ground this hard ironically.

But my mario with guns...
But my princess peach huge tits sex scene...

The Virgin Cryzen.
>every demo is an unfinished graphics test that controls worse then the base game
>sucking off patreon bucks

The Chad Mark Brown.
>first game was an instant masterpiece that surpassed the original in every way
>actually got hired by developers for his work

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The even better part is everyone on the outside sees the same thing as the artist not knowing it's an inside joke and it could actually help them get recognized and picked up by someone.

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

Sticking Mario into a realistic sim isn’t a fucking godly feat. In fact, it goes against art direction conventions. Please do not hire this man, Nintendo.

Mark Brown didn't make AM2R, that was Milton Guasti. Mark Brown is some euro that does video game analysis stuff.

Stavvy is the backbone of the show.

h-howd he manage to make it look so much worse