Oh no no no no Xbros! What the hell happened? Why doesn't anyone like us?

Only the white part tastes like ass, cookie is good.

>twitter screencap thread

Oreos are more beloved than Steam and Epic.

>google first
I hate my generation

Its because xbox is dying and it's going third party soon.

>no pornhub or tik tok
yeah this is fake

They both taste ass, you gotta eat em together to get The Full Experience.

Re7 in vr is still exclusive and the only real way to play the game as a true gamer.

No Apple? Riiiight.

*true corporate drone

>google
Fuck off.

It's zoomers, they didn't see much of Apple while it was on top, so they don't have to cling to it and cope

the chocolate covered ones are great

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But Xbox got 9th place

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make this even worse, since nobody beside fucking american buy xbox anyway

kek, nice one

>no Tide
Fake and gay.

>Google
>Netflix
What the fuck.

>google first
We're done.

The cookie tastes like shit.

Only tolerable Oreo is the white one.

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>Google
Somewhat based
>Netflix
Used to be based, now cringe
>YouTube
Cringe
>Amazon
Based
>Oreo
Depends where you get them from
>PlayStation
Based
>Walmart
Based
>Target
Cringe
>Doritos
Most BASED company on this list
>Nintendo
Somehow based and cringe at the same time

what is gen z?

trannies?

no one but americans buy xbox

Yes.
Plus closet trannies.

>google
we live in a society

but trannies buy playstation adn watch netflix
and research transistion on google and follow other trannies channels on youtube

checks

Xbox One hasn't won an NPD in over 40 months. How is this surprising? Only dumb fucks on Yea Forums like to hype up Xbox as if matters.

holy fuck dude
trannies are less than 1% of the total population
theres 500x more non trannies than trannies using those services retard

Xbox wins again amirite?

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Hey where is shakedown?

YIKES

Oreos are fucking awful, get a FUCKING Timtam in you

what are samples

So not being a normalfag is now a bad thing ?
K

you're telling me you don't like masterpieces such as "Shape Up", "Xbox Fitness" and "Powerstar Golf"?
And who could forget classics like "Fru" or "Kinect (lmao) Sports Rivals"?

What did you expect?
They own Android, YouTube, Google Maps and Chrome. Of course every Normie sucks on their dick.

I am just surprised Instagram WhatsApp or their parent Facebook isn't on there.

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Generation defining games all

I live right next to a middle school. Every single God damn kid has Airpods.

>gen z
>facebook
lmao

shit bro......

damn...........

this one really made me think......................

>unironically loving a corporation

>0
OMMMMMMMMMMMG my almondssss
i cna felel thememem being activated EOWOROOOOOWO

how many of them did you molest?

>gen z
>not Instagram & WhatsApp
lmao

>Oreo
lmao might as well eat a bag of tide pods.

they are still not facebook retard, otherwise they would just not list both google and youtube and list alphabet instead

SHUT UP
>HENEVERHADOREOPUDDINGHAHWATRUAFUCKINGGAY

google blatantly advertises itself all the time

americans are literally brainwashed

I mean when the phrase "just google it" become a norm in society, they don't really need to advertise themselves to be in people's minds

your so special

Have sex

bend over

Do it with me then you coward

Reproduce

no reason to get an xbox every game they have is on pc too
just get a ps4 and pc if you like mario and pokemon get a switch too

>amazon
>oreo
>doritos
>walmart
>mother fucking google
exterminatus when?

Xbox set back gaming 20 years so this makes perfect sense.

This shitty box introduced "exclusive" titles rather than unique IPs. (This is just another garbage shooter, but only for Xbox), the discussion of computing power and hardware rather than the quality of the game (console only), continuously pushing out the same crap every year because the Xbox had nothing else like Forza 6, shooting game 12, 3rd person shooter 8. This ended up making sequel after sequel the norm in video games.

They make smores oreos now, they're pretty bomb.

dude, the American biscuit industry is a fucking barren desert.

What the actual fuck were they thinking? It almost seems like deliberate sabotage.

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that's pretty hot

>Zoomers like oreos.

/hydroxmasterrace/

Anything that isn't packed with sugar to give you diabetes or packed with salt to give you heart attack is frown upon here

>no Disney anywhere
wait what?

>This ended up making sequel after sequel the norm in video games.
Well, the failure of the Bone proved that churming only Halo/Forza/Gears and the ocassional "Only for Xbox during 12 months" doesnt fly anymore

>litteraly eating detergent
retard
disney is for old people and spergs

disney as the brand themselves is barely on people mind in the last decade
actual good animation? pixar
capeshit? marvel

best gaming snack reporting in.

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bout tree fiddy

Don't worry xbox I a PC gamer still love you, you have the best controller and the best console, people who unironically care about the 6 PS and 3 Nintendo games instead of Good graphics and good framerate for the 97% of games that are multiplat are blind chimps

>that mad xcuck screeching about trannies again
lmao nice projection

>Britain
Famous Amos cookies are delicious, oreos are a bit overrated as I prefer eating Keebler Elf Shit

They generate ad revenue. Hiro doesn't care about this place as long as it makes money.

>no epic games
>no twitch

kappa

Xbox did do alot of damage to this industry but Halo 1 and 2 came to the PC shortly after the xbox they didn't really start Pushing Exclusives until the 360 the OG xbox was alot of PC ports and the best looking Multiplats with some great games sprinkled throughout

>XShat not even listed
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Why do Oreos rank so high? Is this an American thing?

vr is a meme

Xbox is for chads, not for weak zoomers.

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>Sad overweight bitter middle aged men who can't get over Sega getting BTFO

Fixed that for you

PC is for chads, consoles are ok when you’re an adolescent.

>Oreo is still in the top
I thought Gen Z was all about muh natural ingredients?

PC goy here, I think the highest of xbox players of the 3, they don't jam exclusives for their overlords they just wanna play games like rational human beings, I'm glad Xbox and PC share ecosystems.

People actually like Google? I thought people just put up with them because they offered useful services.

>not Doppelkeks

What the fuck?

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Literal drones would say Google is their favorite "brand" the fuck Google ever do besides make chrome and buy or steal people's good ideas

It's obviously only surveying Americans, otherwise McDonald's would have been on the list.
God I wish I lived near a McDonald's, I want some right now.

But user, these giant, faceless megacorps are so hip and relatable!

Look, they even know how to relate to us trendy youngsters on the social medias!

My life for the job-creators!

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yeah, they have that little ritual around it that make the trash eating it feeling like they found the secret of ortolans in cookies form

according to who? how was this study done and how did they achieve these results

Nascondini are better

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You mean dipping it in milk? Sorry you don't have cows in the Borat Continent

This.

Same with Apple.

>Google
Fucking zoomers. Kill them all

>Doritos
>Not Lays
>Not Takis
>Not Ruffles
>Not Cheetos
Wow.

>t.snoiboy

>No twitter
based

>all the plebeians posting their shitty cookies

here is the REAL best gayman snack

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>Google
Cringe
>Netflix
Never was based, now cringe
>YouTube
The only brand in this list that could actually help you grow and develop yourself. Countless of great tutorials that gives you enough information to start in any hobby or profession. An actual useful tool. Only people who think youtube is cringe are worthless pieces of shit that consume youtube for the entertainment and never for education. And thats cringe.
>Amazon
Neutral to it
>Oreo
Cookies are the sugar jew. Eat meat.
>PlayStation
Answer is censored
>Walmart
Neutral
>Target
Neutral
>Doritos
Eat real food
>Nintendo
Based most of the time

There, I fixed it for you

The xbox user base is represented by Doritos

nothing matters outside of the americas.

>t. huenigger

Golden Oreos are the only good Oreos

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I've never eaten a dorito before, what are they like?

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This. Feels good having everything catered to my interests.

Exactly. Many boards don't even follow their own rules properly.

That's what I wrote fucker

>tfw you use bing when someone says "google it"

>golden oreo
Makes it sound like it's some super saiyan oreo

dat h2bro stay hydrated peeps

Imagine a chip, and that chip is made of your dreams but when you bite into it, it tastes like shit. That being said the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos were great.

What are zoomer's favorite cereal brand though?

They're corn chips with flavored dust.

The soft oreos are the best. Weren't they like limited edition or something?

Isn't that just a custard cream?

It's just a tortilla chip with a bunch of cracky cheese powder

most of oreo's marketing is trying to sell even cheaper products by giving them names that appeal to autists and simpletons.

>Oreo
>Nintendo
>Playstation

Glad to see some things never chang-

>Target

The fuck? They're still in business?

Target? Who gives a shit about Target?

Apparently children, you know, the ones who apparently go shopping all the time? With their Money? Also who the flying fuck unironically likes Walmart, not even the employees wanna be there

Leafcucks detected.

Kill yourself.

>He doesn't stuff oreos in glass with warm Milo

>Using based and cringe unironically
Cringe.

I'm from NYC fuckhead.

Thing about walmart is that it's the place that people go to get _anything_ non specialist.
Last I checked target is just the place you go to when there's no walmart nearby, because walmart is your one stop for everything and it's cheaper.

>Few blocks from Canada
Still a Leaf.

A
FUCKING
COOKIE

Target is the nicer Walmart I don't use either often as both are anti union

>Not calling them s'moreos
Missed opportunity desu