So who really was in the wrong here?

Doesn't matter because they fucked his story up
>Wow, look at all these interesting politics of Witcher 2 that didn't matter at all because now it's just Redania, and Radovid went full retard for no reason.

Even Dijkstra goes full retard at the end of his story. You really gonna kill the people who came to Geralt's aid not once, but twice even after Geralt betrayed them in the previous game? The core of all of Geralt's stories is that he cares more about his friends than some shitty politics, yet expect that to be a good plot twist.

>Trusting elves.
>Ever.

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>HI, I'M user AND I WANT TO WATCH PORN ON MY COMPUTER, TURN OFF MY ADULT CONTENT FILTER PLEASE AND I'LL AUDIBLY BEAT OFF UNTIL YOU DO

The writers.

The writers.

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The friends we made along the way

Why didn't they make Geralt pale and ugly like he's supposed to be? He even looked better in TW2.

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I legit can't believe there was no path to kill Phillipa. There was a path to kill Kira Metz for god sakes. Why does super cunt go to go free. she alone makes me want to make Redivoid win

I-Isn't she a lesbian, y-you can't kill lesbians, t-thats homophobic!

Is that why she wanted to talk to Ciri in private?

OP pic is a mix of shit graphics options and terrible hairstyle and douche beard
Topknot long beard Geralt is kino

>"Talk"

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Neither. It's just two people with opposing desires that clashes. Though in this case I'm saying Geralt because that facial hair is fucking trash.
>Nigger tries to kill based Roche
His ass would have gone the way of Radovid because he couldn't trust anyone and would be forever paranoid.

>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

no, she wanted to convince her to join her "secret" women only magic club. the same one that single handedly caused the war that the game is revolved around

because they wanted her to be a bitch to Geralt without allowing people like you the satisfaction

there is no reason to make me choose between him and Roche

>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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>that single handedly caused the war that the game is revolved around
Not really, Emhyr started the war because he wanted to capture Ciri, again.

oh well, she won't get far with radovid in charge.

All hail Radovid

Do you have any idea how many women have bought Geralt statues>

But he tricked the lodge into doing his dirty work. If they weren't so stupid they would have noiced they were being set up

Hes literally insane
dunno why youd support him unless you want to perpetuate the state of things

I did not expect that ending but damn 10/10

You can't blame Djikstra for that. The Gods made him intentionally retarded for like a ten minute window. I mean, he picked up a fucking axe and was all "hurr durr, I'm gonna kill you now, Witcher, with my vast warrior skills."

'ate witchers

Sorcerers are pretty shitty people all things considered. That's why I don't help Triss with her mages so I can keep the non-humans safe. Mages caused this mess, it's their problem. besides all things considered he's not really worse than Emyr

Here's how to fix that
>Disjkstra instead of running into melee agaisnt someone he knows is a elgendary swrod fighter shoots Geralt with a crossbow
>Geralt deflects it. An ability he was shown to have in the first game but is largely not believed to have by most people

what a fat cunt lmao

the reasonable thing would have just been have Disjkstra impression Roach and co and allow gerelt to step in.

Fine, all hail Djikstra. He has every bit of reason to want Phil dead

What the fuck was his problem?

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he just wanted to go home and didn't care about anything not related to going home

He was the ArchNEET

Emyr is rational
Radovid is not
Even Djikstra is an improvement

Why is Djikstra so fat?

>Emyr is rational
He believes in random prophecies and thinks he's the chosen one. That's not rational.

>Starts wars for no reason other than he wants to

say what you want about Radoovid he didn't START the shitstorm he's in.

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>ISP of all things filters adult content
>it's on by default
>you have to call them to turn it off
This is retarded on so many levels.

The owner of "3" is a religious fanatic I believe

more rational than Radovid
yeah fair

He was entirely right in both the books and the game. Crazy shit is considerably less crazy if you live in a world full of blatantly obvious magic.

'ate niffelgard

He was completely wrong.

ask mum and dad

>and dad

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Based.