Anyone else find night elves really hot? Used to fap to them all the time
Anyone else find night elves really hot? Used to fap to them all the time
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Same
Then Draenei women came and I went over to them
After WoD's model update their faces are awful. So no, Orcs (with the one good face option) are better Amazon-types.
Who posts this shit? I'm just hating blizzard more with each new thread
Nah. female tauren though. Thats the stuff.
They were designed for that. Their tits even bounce.
fpbp
based
I'm pretty sure it's blizzard employers at this point. Or of course just people that want to masturbate.
Link me
>T.zoomer
>claims to like dreanei
>doesnt know her
really dude
Well then fuck you blizzard your games suck and you are bleeding fans. This porn spam isnt helping either
Fapped to Orc and Troll girls exclusively. Then Goblinas came. Just put a cork in my dick senpai.
based and cowpilled
>Classic days
>Hide under some bridge
>Undress my nightelf, let her dance
>Fap
>Some fucking faggot finds me beneath the bridge (how the HELL , there was no reason to ever go there)
>Quit game for the rest of the day out of shame
Jesus fuck
i will always be loyal to gnome girls
I ain't the OP I don't know who that is and I never said I liked Dranei. But fucking link me.
>wanting to fap to that shit
Easily the worst warcraft 34 artist and definitely a pedo all his women look like children
>He doesn't recogniz-
...uhh, wait, what was this artist's name again? Dr, Graevling? Or was it Animeflux? Vempire?
Tauren are hotter
Not cumming in the unwelcome visitor's face like a chad
Where are my feet bros at?
>
>dozens of races with cute females
>hot purple elfes
>thick shortstacks
>spacegoats
>musclegirls
>that guy who still only faps to female human
that guy is me
>3d feet
big yikes
Can't wait to play horde and avoid all you fetishist freaks.
Yes.
Draenei too. And Widowmaker. And twileks. And asari.
Anything with blue/purple skin does it for me really.
The asylum, where they belong. How did you get out?
>horde is the normalfag faction now
Feeling really vindicated about changing to alliance
Don't really care as long as you fags stay in your containment faction.
based
cringe
right here bro
>nice wholesome thread about wanting to fuck blue elves and goat ladies
>feetfags invade with completely irrelevant characters
God I fucking hate footniggers.
>>nice wholesome thread about wanting to fuck blue elves and goat ladies
Those are always software to hardcore shitposting threads that belong on /aco/ and that maybe turn into a lore thread by accident. Don't kid yourself.
Better?
Mine
I think their matriarchy stick would make more sense if female nightelves were taller and stronger than male ones.
Oh man I can relate. I used to have a female druid that I would use to sneak into instances and do the same shit. It was so much better than being constantly paranoid.
>351x598
doubt (x)
drudi is good causer you get 2 pusies (two)
...
>I'll put IMG in the filename, that will make it legit
There's nothing matriarchy about the NE's. It's just that in Wc3 they had separated roles (males were druids, females were fighters).
WoW retconned all of this.
Footfags ALWAYS do this shit, though. They're a goddamn plague. I unironically think footniggerdry deserves to be quarantined pony style.
know whats up
I bet you are a cunnyposter
>I think their matriarchy
>first thing they do when problems arise is waking up their males
Matriarchy my ass.
You'd lose that bet, filthy footnigger. Go choke on fungus and die.
Both Night Elves and Blood Elves are very sexy with a different appeal
Night Elves mostly have that gentle amazonian quality in them that makes you want to have snu-snu with them. While Blood Elves are more refined and gentle and seem to be more flirtatious than the Night Elves.
Both are great desu.
Shut up and submit to our dominance, we take over every thread we want and you can't do shit because you are inferior
imagine the smell
>Anyone else find night elves really hot?
Everyone who isn't gay.
fpbp
imagine how uncomfortable her ankles are
"artists" are retarded
I always thought it's matriarchy because males are too rare to put on frontlines.
>t. woman
I used to undress my night elf and fap during flight paths.
Night elves have been considered prime breeding material in gaming since Warcraft 3.
>all his women look like children
i want to lick her teeth
>definitely a pedo all his women look like children
How do people even think like this? A guy draws a buxom , shapely woman and gives her attractive features, and nu-males and emcel women cry out "pedophile!"
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah man, Maiev was a poison to me for a long time
I get my fix from worgen women more often these days though
play sluts of the storm
>Tyrande's facepaint was supposed to look like eagles in flight
>in WoW she just has these weird smudges of paint
I guess that's what happens when the original artists leave the development team.
>The OG
>The Queen of Queens
>The sexiest Night Elf of all times and now an octapus from the waist below
DH night elves > night elves
8 legs...
imagine...
Dark Iron Lasses
16 feet
7 vaginas, maybe more...
Absolutely. There's some great SFM with them.
>Tyrande's facepaint was supposed to look like eagles in flight
Even hots paid attention to this. WoW writers just consider Night Elves as generic bimbo sluts.
i wish i was a night elf....
i wish i was black...
N-no you’re not allowed to fap to artists with an Eastern influence it’s problematic and those girls uphold an impossible to attain beauty standard... just fap to manjaw western artwork done on tumblr like any rational person
This is fact.
Women in this game are fucking amazing except Alexstrasza, they fucked her up, too bad Blizzard was too focused on esports memes to actually let the team develop a fun game.
I want to marry and impregnate a Night Elf.
Maiev is peak peak female sensual performance.
The only acceptable kind of race mixing
i refresh the night elf rule 34 page several times daily so yeah
>except Alexstrasza
Excuse me? are you homosexual?
I NEED to make half-elves with a Night Elf wife and spend the rest of our lives together in Stormwind peacefully.
She looks like a dude. I like giant tits, but I dislike giant jaws more. Bitch could cosplay Duke Nukem.
>in Stromwind
>not a comfy hut somewhere deep in the woods, far away from warring faggots
Reconsider.
Nothing except that they're official leader will always be somebody from the sisterhood of elune.
Are half-helves a thing in WoW? I'm curious what the would look like.
What's great about classic is the influx of new material we'll be getting
Me too. But I want a Highborne one.
It's to better contrast her superior draconic heritage with that of a puny elf
There's one in canon and only one
he just uses the blood elf model with blue eyes
There's plenty of Half-High Elves. Vereesa's kids, Alleria's kid, Alodi, Daelin had a half-elf with some High Elf girl at one point.
wrong, there are also the twins of Vereesa and Rhonin
Also, Kalec in humanoid form looks like an half-elf
Yeah. He's a high elf hybrid, but if they can breed with hoomans, then every other kind of elf should be able to.
i want to be her foot stool
>abandon BfA months ago
>cancel sub
>get the itch, decide to f2p for a while
>level a nelf holy priest for low-level dungeon healing
>another nelf player RP walks by me
>120 hunter in a Darnassus sentinel mog
Damn it, the itch is real strong
Not even nelves can bring me back to retail or Classic
>Daelin had a half-elf with some High Elf girl at one point.
Citation needed.
Not really : In wc3 there was no "official leader". Their society is organized around strong figures like Malfurion, Tyrande and Maiev. They all act on their own. There's no centralized power.
Get in line
big milkers
Do we ever actually see those twins in game?
>Also, Kalec in humanoid form looks like an half-elf
Yeah but that's a form he made for himself, and he just uses the normal human model anyway
Despite what others say, they are actually really rare. It happens, but it's not common.
You faggots don't account for something though...their height.
We're not talking about simply tall females here. We're talking about Amazonian sizes. The average height of a Night Elf woman is around 2.08 meters, aka 6'80 feet. That's basketball player level. I myself am sitting at 1.87 meters and I could handle her...but it's still very tall. She will also be VERY thicc and athletic at the same time.
>Dark iron
>blue eyes
Nice tiddies though
Because they are used to masturbating to porn where they are always of normal human height. They aren't thick though.
>tfw no tall fit nelf wife
Kino milkers
We see them in one of the retarded comics
Also Kalec's humanoid form explicitely has a mix of human and elven features
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Not canon anymore tho
>all retail WoW threads are now, both on /vg/ and Yea Forums ,is chronic masturbators obsessing over pixel women
can't get any more pathetic than that
Classic dabbing all over Retailshitters in every possible way
>Height
>Fangs
>Athletic
yes
aw sweet bro been waiting for the classicposting to start, which shard we dropping into?
oh right forgot they're called layers now mb
I mean I guess if you are near 1.90 meters yourself and stoutly build, it wouldn't be so weird. But anything less than that it would show a lot.
I wish female humans were real
hot, who is she
disgusting.
Garithos did nothing wrong.
I love my wife Sally
user.. me too
Reminder that night elves took over the world and were uncontested for thousands of years.
> tfw no more tsundere adventures with this qt
at least she's still alive
Reminder that Night Elves are the uncontested best wives for Human husbands.
Imagine all the qts running around
Night elves have been assraped so hard it's not even funny. They are literal refugee bums living on the streets of Stormwind, the faggot who wrote this shit lore was playing way too much Dragon Age and forgot that Warcraft is supposed to be high fantasy.
Just wait for Classic, and subscribe for beta access, maybe you'll get lucky.
on my face with no shoes
>Night elves have been assraped so hard it's not even funny
Since vanilla. Nothing wrong with that since the players love it.
the night elves will bounce back
almost every single playable race was set for extinction at some point, and most of them are doing great now
> Gnomes? Doing great
> Draenei? Doing great
> Humans? Doing great
> Blood elves? Doing great
> Tauren?
etc
Considering that there are no canon mentions of that: nope.
Wholesome
H-How do you think night elves smell like guys.
god i wish that was me
The first post is of the highest quality.
High elves are canon wives for humans
See Alleria and Vereesa
The fuck are you talking about. The night elves in WoW are the weakest race and their only goal is to serve their human masters. They never bounced back over the 15 years of WoW and devs said that they already had their revenge in BFA by killing one valkyr.
Naturally musky, with hints of pine and leaves during the day, soil and cinnamon at night
>all his women look like children
>children have giant fucking tits, goat hooves and bottomless voids for vaginas
?
I love my immortal Draenei wife!
ah, you're just another idiot then
Oh god what the fuck have they done.
Shut up lorelet
Petrichor (the earthy scent you smell after rain) with a bit of pine.
TALLER
>two
>a million high elves married to other elves don't count
All I want in life is a Draenei wife to make halflings with while holding hands. Its not fair bros.
Based
>goes from fit to fitter
Love em
Refresh my memory, but did the member of the Scarlet Crusade vow to celibacy?
Where can i find some quality wow porn? Fem Dwarves preferabbly
>still has eyes
WoW waifu threads are the best part of the game.
Tall for a nightelf girl could propably mean up to 2.5m/ 8'2"
Are you sure you could handle that?
nah, but they are too zealous for romance and sex. They are on permanent nofap until all the undead are purged
god i wish that was me
Even Sylvannas likes her dead Human husbando
>those lips
muh dick
My bad
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When will NuBlizzard allow night elf paladins?
Well, she doesn't exactly help the situation now does she? Lots of distractions from purging undead.
Cata 2.0 aka the Warcraft the Black Empire, coming 2021.
gotta keep the troops on their toes
imagine being on permanent nofap mode and being led by Whitemane
you'd do anything to follow her orders and get noticed
i don't get it
>Gnomes STILL haven't taken their shitty capital in like 30 in game years and get btfo by ancient security driods/troggs and are now literally robo-leg gimp cripples
>Draenei still living in a crashed ship and utterly cucked by their Light-forged chad counterparts who are everything they wish they could be
>Blood elves somehow unable to purify the Ghostlands or fix their own capital city despite being the most vain cunts ever with magical brooms and robots, irrelivent lore-wise and btfo out of Dalaran
>Tauren are literal cuckolds who do anything the [current warcheif] says and live in a faction that barely shares any of their ideologies with the Horde being more unrecognizable every day
They're doing swell
>he doesn't get it
they're all still alive after attempted genocide or catastrophic losses. that's good enough
Even the Darkspear trolls are doing great despite being a single tribe that got exiled on an island and got btfo by murlocs
Because you are pure and a healthy human being. Don't give the time of the day to these absolute degenerates.
>trolls live in 4-7 huts on 100 yards of durotar shoreline, the rebel voodoo faction acrross the ponds is three times as large
Look at this ridiculous doll shit
Want to jerk off to mine?
I'm still mad about Tauren just rolling with the punches when Sylvanas burned down Teldrassil out of sheer bitchiness. They turned into Horde's cattle, thank fuck Baine is doing something about it.
Still manages to get my dick going.
But, sure, we need much better 3D models for WoW characters.
finally a man with class
if you're just standing there naked atleast you could erp with him you fucking teasing faggot
One thing I've always wondered about what is essentially an immortal race by the time of WC3 is, how does their society work for brackets of age? Did NE develop at the same rate as humans (as in 20 year old NE = 20 year old human)? And since some would have lived for thousands of years, what would be considered an "adult" by their standards? someone a hundred years old? a thousand? How come we never see baby elves?
How did they view sex and reproduction, I'm guessing the imperative to pass on your genes or replace population is much less important if you can live up to 10k years and counting. Why didn't Tyrande get knocked up all this time? Does she not desire kids?
How do they age now their immortality is severed? Do they eventually get to grow old and withered? Are they still semi immortal as in their aging process is very slow or the same as humans?
How would they view a human mate who has lived for 1/20th of their lifespan or less? Would it be the same as dating a toddler for us? Do the NE mate for life? Imagine being married to the same person for 10k years.
Do they get hornier during a full moon?
Those are the questions I ponder sometimes
>god (who is actually real) is female
>titan that is closely linked to them through their attunement to nature is female (the only female titan at that)
>dragon aspect that liked them the most, because of said natural attunement, was female
>entire empire arose and stood on top for thousands of years under the role of a single female
>modern society ruled by females, with the top female being in a direct link with their female god
>strongest warriors are all female
>guards are nearly all female
>population is mostly female
>literally anything happens
>"s-somebody g-go get Malfurion!"
It's gotten to the point where blizz have to make Malfurion job every expac now just so the rest of his race don't look fucking useless in comparison.
Draenei being turned into cute goat people is about when I gave up on WoW ever being good storywise.
>Hey you know those twisted stealth assassins? Yeah they're actually really cute goat girls with spaceships.
>insert cute space goats
>they came from space
>leave broken still in the game
this has bothered me for 12 years now
The only reason the women were "in charge" was that the men were all in the Emerald Dream for thousands of years. The men still have authority, they just had more important things to do than deal with their wives.
>I myself am sitting at 1.87 meters and I could handle her
I don't think it would work like you think
6-10 inches of height is a pretty big deal. They'd also still have bigger hands and feet than you. Night elves are natural hunter-like people who would probably end up brainwashing you into moon worship.
The only things I don't like in HOTS characters are:
1. Messing up Alexstrasza's face from what she looked in the trailer and
2. Making Tyrande a bimbo.
Lots of characters' faces to make like bimbos. I think this doesn't fit well with Tyrande though.
>>strongest warriors are all female
Objectively false sense day one the Male only Druid sleepers where said to be incredibly more powerful than the female Centurions, but the sleepers are also hold up the weight of the emerald dream so they didn't get called out much.
>How come we never see baby elves?
Elven society is so stagnant they no longer fuck and procreate
>How would they view a human mate who has lived for 1/20th of their lifespan or less? Would it be the same as dating a toddler for us?
How do you view a two year old dog that is fully grown? Is it still a baby in your eyes, since it's only two years old despite that being a fair chunk of their total lifespan?
based and draenei pilled
>ywn lick a nelf's tummy
God I love how tall they are. Space goats too since they even taller.
How is Tyrande a bimbo? Is she just too stacked or did she take the bogpill?
Horde was always the normal people faction in vanilla. It only became full of degenerates just like the Alliance when the filthy blood elves were introduced, and when Blizz started adding more anthropomorphic animal races to the game like the Worgen, which brought in furry players. I don't recall there ever being any furries whatsoever in vanilla, despite the Tauren existing.
I've fapped many times to this one in particular
the joke takes a cunning linguist to decipher
How is Tyrande a bimbo in HotS? I like that her armor is more warrior-like than the ceremonial dress she gets in WoW.
What actually turns draenei into broken and do all broken turn into lost ones eventually?
Thats why i said strongest warriors and not druids
Made for draenei cock.
>Elven society is so stagnant they no longer fuck and procreate
So they're going extinct in the near future. Every loss is permanent.
Draenei always looked like that, they were retconned into space goats because Blizzard knows that sex sells and people prefer playing attractive characters. Only a handful of guys would want to play as the broken version.
Too much red lipstick on her lips.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for dirty sluts with thicc lips that can suck the whole of your dick off. But Tyrande is a queen and the highest and most revered person in her ancient society. She shouldn't walk around with her face looking like hooker's imo.
angels of resurrection my dude
>There strongest "Fighters" are men
>Disregard if they actually needed to fight something powerful they'd call the men
>But Tyrande is a queen and the highest and most revered person in her ancient society.
Doesn't that just make the fact that she looks like an oversexed slut hotter?
And this is how you develop exhibitionism.
Reminds me of the story where a dwarf player found two elves fucking in the tunnels of Deeprun Tram and decided to crash the party. Hilarity ensued.
Dude I know they retconned them but whats the reason why draenei turn into broken?
>Reminds me of the story where a dwarf player found two elves fucking in the tunnels of Deeprun Tram and decided to crash the party. Hilarity ensued.
Kek, this sounds like something from the Witcher.
it's not really sure. Fel will transform some draenei into eredar, and other draenei into broken and then lost ones
fel, magic, some other gay shit, it doesn't matter
Well, if you're aiming for that, sure. I just mentioned what I think would fit her character better. I think they went a little overboard with her lips, that's all.
Do all broken eventually turn into lost ones? Or does it only happen if they get corrupted even more?
>This padantic over a joke post that's summarising point is "all these strong women and they call a man" despite your own point being "the men are stronger so they call the men"
Yikes. Sorry that a single word choice sent your autism into overdrive
>found two elves fucking
Wait...what? New WoW player here. How the hell can you do that?
Eredar are those that bargained with the legion for power.
Broken are like fallout ghouls if fel was nuclear radiation.
Text and a lot of imagination.
I want to marry a goblin.
If I could make one dream real, it would without a doubt be the creation of a faithful Night Elf wife. I don't care about everything else I could wish for or make happen; a Night Elf wife is all I've ever wanted since I first saw them.
It literally doesn't use that lmao, it's been confirmed by hundreds of videos already that in the classic beta, people keep running into the same players days later. This means the people on the same server actually stay on the same server with you. This literally does not happen in retail, you will never come across the same players again because everything and everyone exists on a constantly shifting cross server multiverse.
Well now I want to know who it is.
My fellow human
Pull out me dwarven handcannon
It wouldn't work, they're too tall. Now high elves on the other hand are human sized and more fit to be in an union with a tiny male human.
*invades your village*
Andu-falah-dor!
*builds moonwells, temples and shrines against your will*
>The men still have authority
The high priestess of elune is the highest authority in nelf society.
Just because the druids can handle their local politics doesn't mean they are in charge of the faction.
>pubes
>he doesn't want a 7 foot tall gf to dominate him in bed
Don't be gay.
Zin Azshari must have been incredibly beautiful in its heyday.
>all of them are gobbled up by a savage green skin horde
orc x elf is a cliche but i still like it
Yeah it's a nice kink, but marriage has to be more than that. How are you going to protect your wife when she's taller and stronger than you?
user, you don't get it. They actually believe SHE will protect them. Beta as fuck.
The alpha option is to go for a cute and sexy Blood/High Elf wife.
>*invades your village*
user please don't think about going out and trying to fight them not only are they much better fighters than most humans could hope to be but also I heard rumors that they're going to merciless rape any man for days who tries to stand in their way until they break his will.
Please don't throw your life away like that, we should try to escape instead..
Not really there's no higher authority in wc3.
why are belfs so much smaller the nelfs?
good taste
gobo girls are made for human dicks
Too much crossbreeding with manlet humans
space goats are overrated
>Fel will transform some draenei into eredar
the fuck are you talking about nigger
first there were eredar. they wanted to join sargeras. velen didnt want to, so he left the eredar and formed the draenei. learn your lore dumb fucking retard
Maybe play the game again, Tyrande literally goes against Malf's advice and Maievs authority and still stays the ruler of her people.
Night Elves and Draenei are nice and all, but I need my wife to be big enough so that she can shove me up her ass/pussy and only let me out when she's satisfied.
What's the point on having those legs? They look like a fuckion accordion
oh i'm sorry, I meant man'ari eredar :^)
or you know, simply "eredar" as they have been called for more than a decade in WoW
It's just natural selection, working in the favor of humans to perfect the already existing Night Elves to a better shape for marriage and procreation with humans.
And so, here you have Blood Elves.
is she on her period?
>implying she needs your protection
They're all warriors. And what does she need protection from?
Fell doesn't turn them into broken/lost that is disconnection from light/fel and turning to shamanism.
Nature magic turns them to Broken.
to run faster, have more stamina?
I wish a nelf would bite me
they are already eredar. they cant transform into something they already are you dumb fuck. thats like saying fel turns humans into humans
okay then since you are so clever, how do you call draenei being transformed into demonic eredar then you fucking absolute cunt
this right here is what made me play female nelf druid as my first character in vanilla.
i was such a horny little twelve year old.
Draenei got me right.
I just can't stand any other chick anymore.
demonic empowerment
Same.
Not much has changed desu.
>a)
Don't ask too many stupid questions, Warcraft lore is notoriously dumb.
>b)
Potentially just a byproduct of being more "civilized" elves that breed less for strength, muscles and height and more for intellect.
If only WoW wasnt about shitty MMO gameplay
wow gameplay is the best out of all mmo's
Thoughts on Valeera Sanguinar, Shadow of the Uncrowned, Champion of the Crimson Ring, the Blade in the Dark, Protector of the Sin'dorei and Azeroth?
I played a male druid because druids of the claw where my favorite unit in wc3. Waifufags can suck a dick and female night elf druids shouldn't have happened anyway.
>not panda girls
Imagine being so low test lol
>15 years later
>still can't use that armor
Which is very sad. Imagine being the shiniest turd in a shitpile.
Not him but that's like being the best at the special olympics
why are asians so much smaller than europeans?
because they're different races, the fuck? natural selection made nelfs that way.
Doesnt make it any better
There's no ruler of the people thing. What you said is exactly the proof that there's no higher authority : the wardens don't obey to tyrande, tyrande doesn't obey to malf... And there used to be cenarius as well.
After playing TES3MP I believe that is what all MMOs shoudl aspire to be
inb4 some assblasted retailcuck mass replies these posts crying bitch tears
I'm pretty sure that's by design, considering that that Night Elves are essentially the Warhammer version of the Dark Elves, being a "dark" variant of the "normal elves" who live in the geographic equivalent of North America.
Only while the Druchii actively dabble in the forbidden, the Kaldorei are straightedge elves that refuse to use magic, but use druidic magic, which doesn't count (at least before Blizz shredded the lore).
I find her badass and I would kill for her to be my wife and us to live together in a forest near a beautiful lake.
Thankfully, nobody cares what you believe
play a real game
I want to live between her thighs
Looks like shit as well
Would fug
I honestly don't get what's so bad about it. Especially classic wow is pretty fun with all the little tricks you can do to gain an advantage. It actually rewards player skill.
>abusing hunter deadzone
>abusing los
>minigame of who can fake cast the other players interrupt vs can the player use interrupt fast enough
>melee can fuck up casters by going behind their back at the right time
>have to aim stuff like grenades etc.
>have to have good awareness so that you can respond in time with cc in 2v1 wpvp situations
>have to mindgame against opponents in pvp f.ex rogue vs rogue you can turn your back to your opponent for 0.5sec so he cant gouge you before you can gouge him
I like night elf warriors, with the armor and the swords and the stuff, no skimpy armor, real armor
Thank god they did the right thing.
Panda girls make the best wives
who the fuck wants to play horde
literal mudhut niggers eating KFC in their designated nigger KFC huts in the middle of every zone (complete with every vendor, more quests then alliance and FP ofc oh and sometimes there is even a zeppelin or free transport thrown in) while chimping on anything that moves in numbers only despite rolling for pvp racials but never actually 1v1ing to use them
then porting into their literal mudhut nigger KFC city called "orgrimmar" more like ogreshit lol blizzard literally took some somalian shithole town and copy pasted it into wow to give that authentic nigger feel to the faction le monster races br0 check out these NO SHOES so whacky better name myself something fucking retarded like boogerbones to fit in btw get owned kid totally bg queued out of that 1v1 close one
you want a sick capital city to afk in br0? take your pick :
- literal sewer shithole with aids and feces everywhere
- some fucking retarded canyon thing where you fall off and die
- literal nigger kfc somali city
NO
SHOES
NO SHOES
N O S H O E S
N I G G E R
FUCK YOU HORDE NIGGERS
*immature chuckle*
Me too.
Valeera is the best contender against Whitemane for best thighs in WoW.
>classic threads are full on shit flinging at each other for playing tranny faction
>porn thread is chill
Glad to see Yea Forums still holds on its traditions
I hope you're not protecting the current state of MMO gameplay
Why would you want to put your feet in shoes where they'll start to sweat and smell awful?
Walking around without is the best feeling ever. Sorry that your dainty little feet don't have thick enough skin to handle it, cuckboi.
Some things are sacred user. We've got to put some red lines somewhere you know?
Also, why no Sylvanas love?
Nope
Such a waste.
They keep dressing Nelfs up with such revealing clothes, when they have this masterpiece of Plate-Mail.
True, but Whitemane wouldn't let you breathe when she has you between her thighs and while I love her thighs, I also love living. So Valeera it is.
>porn thread
Classy fanarts are not porn, user
>vanilla wow
>made a dwarf warrior to 60 and got him to rank 10
>make a female night elf rogue
>only leveled her to level 23
>had her wear skimmy loincloth or clothing
Did some good faps back in the day with it
But now as a grown adult I play horde. Alliance really is the kiddie faction. Even when I was undergae I played alliance.
They do, just not the ones under Maiev's control back then.
Reminder that ALL Alliance women belong to the MIGHTY HORDE to be used as they see fit. LOK'TAR OGAR!
except that no all the kids from that time have grown up and it's actually just grownups on both sides. except horde has more edgy teens who lard MLG pr0 pvpers and play UD male exclusively
>The artist looked at those retarded as fuck facial expressions that do justify the situation and said to herself "Yeah, this is epic."
Shame such talent is wasted on the stupid.
The edgy kids are now /pol/ tards playing ret human pally now.
You're wise user. I like your way of thinking.
Here's more thi...Valeera.
>no all the kids from that time have grown up and it's actually just grownups on both sides
Are you okay? Are you having a stroke?
But how are they supposed to show off their bulging muscles?
Meroulix LeBeau is way better.
Seeing a bulky NE looks so retarded,
fuck you user
Go dead, or go home
yea, why?
No.
I never played WoW but I sure hope you guys never rolled on RP servers and partook in cringy cyber sex with fellow night elf avatars
Femsaken warriors were always my favorite warriors for some reason
Hmm...
>finally add moonglaive item
>make it a warglaive so DH only
yeah those outcasts that are doped up on Fel totally used the signature weapon of the sentinel military.
Fuck these hacks.
their front flips are pretty cool
Wrong, all alliance / horde women and cute boys belong to big dreanei futa cock
I hear all talk but no proof...
>posts a draenei with no cock
A man of true taste
Futafags all deserve to be interred in a gulag deep in Siberia.
Draeneifags are the worst case of overcompensating I've ever seen. Literally worse than ORCED at this point
Haha I wonder if Malfurion uses her braids like handlebars lol wouldn't that be so weird?
>cant have that skintone on my own nelf
No they don't. Play the game.
I think you could somewhat flirt Tyrande in BFA. Was it in BFA though? I don't remember with all this stuff.
Eh, the matriarchy there is spiritual leadership. Originally only female nelves were priests and males druids. And malfurion is the leader when shtf. Well since legion at least. Had to have their stronk womyn in legion and bfa
I bet modern Wow still has no character customization whatsoever, just one basic male / female character model with face and skin color edits being the only options, am I right ?
If yes: Pick related.
why does she look like an ugly human in this pic
It's like that one tranny cosplaying D.Va. Sh'e by far the ugliest and manliest female character in HotS.
Trussst no one...
Yes.
based fucking retard retailshitter not knowing anything about layering and owning himself
keep it up
That's just how digitigrade legs work retard
elves are supposed to be slender and dainty
0/10
>implying this isn't a specific reason why they're incredibly hot
You could be a homosexual...
>BfA was so shit it put Nat off of drawing Warcraft stuff so they never finished their class/race set
still mad
She's a dragon you big 'tard
her proportions are off. Judging by that pic she's about 5'6 when in game she's like 7ft
But that's a dragon? And night elves sure as shit aren't dainty either.
That thing looks disgusting.
>nelves that branched off from high elves were a selection of priests, druids, hunters, warriors, rogues etc
>pretty much all the blood elves that branched off were mages/priests(and later warlocks), with a few rogues and hunters to boot
Paladins didnt come along until they stole holy magic from the captured naaru. Spellbreakers were mage/warrior hybrids, and warriors didnt come along until cata for some reason
who transforms in to a high elf/belf
Does someone at blizzard have a braid fetish or something? First Jaina now this
The comic were prime fap fuel for years when I was younger solely because of Valeera
Goats would make the best wives.
None may infringe upon the minge.
Trolls were first though
Draenei are perfect. I hope for a potential future involving VR where I can fully connect all my senses to a machine, and just fuck Draenei women all day until I'm dead
Who can freely choose the form of whatever she transforms into.
They were supposed to be bulky though
I wish Nelves weren't so fucking pussified.
They always were pussies
why would she voluntarily choose to be ugly and fat? her wow form is obviously canon.
We all were user
>those pubes
you probably like blacked shit too, because that's basically what it is
I like Forsaken girls. If they don't have weird knees and elbows it will be perfect.
this guy might be mad but he is right
>WoW lore
Who cares?
This guy gets it
>her wow form is obviously canon.
No. There is no official statement on that. WoW is extremely limited because they keep reusing the same skeletons and models. Same with Anduin, he looks like a fucking gorilla in WoW while in HotS he looks actually like he did in the cinematics.
Alexstrazsa has a very motherly personality, it makes far more sense for her to choose to look like a mature women while also obviously looking like an elf.
Nah, these are the hottest Elves
and canonically they are lusty for any dick that they see, even spiked khajiit and argonian dicks
Warcraft lore works like this:
>Come up with new storyline
>bend everything to conform to said storyline even if it makes no sense
It's literally impossible to give a shit about because everyone and everything keeps changing on a whim
It's dr something. Grae something
>goblins
>blood elves
>orcs
>animal people
the horde is even more fetishized really
Did they forget it was Deathwing with the giant metal chin, not her?
Right, because WoW has never been known for cheaply reusing models and only updating them years later whenever they felt like it
They aren't. I know you mean The Real Barenziah. It's tiresome, because you only pretend that you have read it. The book outright disagrees with your statementa, so please don't cite it.
There is a prejudice about dunmer being promiscuous, other races think that, but there is probably not much truth to it.
she stayed faithful to a guy for 10k years while he fucked off to the emerald dream. she's the opposite of a slut
Perfect pits
it's actually in the game now but NPC only
>t. Alma
You know that Sotha sil fucked Mephala balls deep until the day of his death right, and because of that she didnt wanted to invade mundus to wipe the tribuanl's faces from the face of nirn?
I hate how they retconned the Night Elves intro troll mutants and turned the Trolls into the "WE WUZ KANGZ" race.
Man, can you imagine how hilarious it would be if a bunch of night elves captured you and turned you into one of their sisters? And then afterwards they'd all giggle and tease your new slit and heavy breasts while brushing your long hair while you prepare for a new life of revealing tribal-like clothing. LOL.
It's barely a retcon, the implication was pretty much always there.
The whole thing with the Zandalari being full WE WUZ KANGZ shit is the real retcon. Zandalari trolls used to be bros but now they are like a completely different race, it's gay as fuck.
Drink bleach, zoomer.
Just because you had a lack of options doens't make it good.
And I don't see anything wrong with that. Sotha Sil is based.
>those pubs
Not how I imagine either of them.
boards.fireden.net
Tranny you got problems.
Will there ever be a brand new game with a huge fantasy world for you and your bros to explore?
What do the night elves eat? What is their diet like?
>You know that Sotha sil fucked Mephala balls deep until the day of his death right, and because of that she didnt wanted to invade mundus to wipe the tribuanl's faces from the face of nirn?
Can we get an Drawanon making this scene?
T. WoWbabe.
>"The reclusive Night Elves were the first race to awaken in the World of Warcraft. "
Trolls are basically africans, aka "look they were the first in the world, we should respect them, they are the civilized ones and we are the barbarics".
>playing a female night elf
>not a male nelf druid
I know Yea Forums is full of nothing but fags and traps these days but come on.
If you don't find the idea of a bunch of elves rubbing you down hot, that means you gay.
>those pubes
>that bulging thighflesh
unironically gay
I want to put a baby in her
>playing a night elf
How does it feel to be the human lapdogs, and having your wife raped by orcs/being cuck by a human?
That's just a drawing
Basically this.
That's weird, man. Can't you stick to fantasies of being conquered and kept as a sentinel breeding slave like a normal person?
I hope Varian hit that at some point.
Suffering from autogynephilia is the gayest thing.
Yikes
For me the best race are worgen. And I am not talking about females particularly. They just look great. Not too bulky an not too lean.
>look at cute female body while leveling slowly to 60
>look at muscle hippy in skimpy leather that shapeshifts into a furry while leveling
The choice is obvious, unless you're gay or a furry or both
They're definitely really fucking hot.
>tfw no dommy mommy Sally to mock my small penis
Even worse, the face variety actually went down when they updated all the models. Something-something animation constraints.
>Draenei women
Doing it wrong.
being this insecure about your identity and sexuality that rolling a female character is admission of some latent homosexuality is even gayer
>He plays elves and tries to act better than anyone else
The new male models are cool, female ones are kinda goofy though.
Post more Dark Iron galls.
Alex is one of the most fun characters tho.
>fireballs of high damage ult cd reduction 10% max HP self heal on each hit and FUCK YOU
Goddamn it WHY did they had to remove the balls of so many characters? After their "rebalancing" they all play so fucking bad.
>not liking every part of a woman's body
Looks like we got a big gay over here
They'll probably look better with glowy eyes.. good thing blizz hasn't shown that off yet
Bless Todd, MK and ESO Lore team for giving him justice
and for painting Alma as a thrice manipulative bitch, while Boethia is now 100% daedra gurl who sees the Dunmer as her kids while she makes fun of malacath at every turn
Oh I am, don't worry. It's just in a different flavor than you described.
Manlier than some male characters as well, like Anduin and Hanzo.
>le disney face
Unless they give Alpha faces, then why bother
The new male Worgen look like shit though and have tons and tons of low res textures on them
>E build Alex
bronze or silver?
Literally looks like some fighting game player in a fursuit
I like the new models for both genders. If you think they look goofy then maybe it is because of the eyes. They could get male feral eyes as well so I guess that will settle the problem.
I hope we will be able to make white hide worgen too.
>ESO Lore
I'm secure in my sexuality, I can even play a female character in video games. Guys that only play female characters, self-insert into said character and get off imagining themselves in sexual situations with that character; those will soon cut their dick off and take hormones.
Yep, I guessed it. These threads are tranny hotspots.