How do you respond without sounding mad?

immediately blame your teammates

*unzips dick*

>Have sex

Don't care.

yeah, are you're gonna call the cops on me or what

gg hrd

>reported

faggot. The real answer is to turn on caps lock and call them a Muslim.

ggs
had fun

But gamergate was anything but easy.

this, or maybe ggwp

...

literally ignore text chat.

Have sex

i'm afraid to type or say anything in online games these days

Eggscellent game my clucking hens

gg ez mid

Vote for Trump in 2020 because FUCK BLIZZARD, I WANT TO SAY GGEZ! FREE SPEECH NOW!

>y-you're a cuck if you enjoy a game where you still lost!

>win game
>enemy team start spamming gg ez as fast as they can
nothing shows you are more mad than doing this

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Are you autistic? If you type "gg ez" after you lost you sound ridiculously angry

Report it for toxic behavior.

"NI GG ER"

Based

Anytime someone makes fun of you online you just have to act extremely gay. They'll either get creeped out and leave you alone or they'll flirt back. You literally cannot lose.

Unironically true. People don't play multiplayer to enjoy games. They do it, and rightfully so, to prove that they and they alone deserve to rise above the common plebs. It's about showing your dominance against your peers, not about "fun" or whatever the fuck. If one wanted "fun", they'd play a single player game, like a JRPG, not some fucking first person shooter with a bunch of crackheads and stoners. When you lose against these "people", it's not a "gg", it's total bullshit. And anyone who rages online after losing does so, because not only did they lose in the game, they were made to look like a total pathetic beta infront of a live audience, in a fucking server full of other betas and losers. It's time to rise above the multiplayer menace. This shit's turning us all beta.

But I just like to play in a team with others.

wp ez

You filter the comment and then hide the thread and hope to god you never see this kind of thread ever fucking again

You reply to every post in the thread and type mad as fuck

Respond to the person by getting a payback next match. That'll teach them to shut up. Jesus Christ, people back in the days have done things worse and the worst thing that's happened to you is getting mad at a comment. What a pussy.

have sex

Why would I bother responding?

Just say kiss me. Anyone who would say gg ez isn't confident or manly enough to kiss a man.

just dont respond

who cares?

based

You too! :3c

>I'm a cuck that accepted my inferiority, pls rape my face

we have a winner

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hot

you quit reposting the same thread over and over

why do you keep making the same thread?

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>gg wp ez
How the fuck do you respond

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k

Then just put a :) you fucking retard
:)

>But you lost
>the game
Did no one else see it?

Let him be guys, everyone has to fill their hollow existence somehow, he just chose to waste his time reading the same replies to the same question over and over, i seriously feel bad for him.

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Immediately use my 70 alternative accounts to spam his steam profile with ascii porn.

You think I'm joking, right?

>c:

>Report him for toxicity
>Write in report that I am a girl and felt threatened
>Get him banned
GG EZ

all ez

lol, gg

>Ni
>GG EZ

izi

ez as you're mom haha got'em

have children

I FUCKING HATE THE MVP VOTE IN DOTA 2. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I VOTE FOR SOME FAGGOT FROM THE ENEMY TEAM IF I LOST????? YOU CANT EVEN SKIP IT. FUUUUUUUUUCK

mad

something along the lines of "yeah but you're absolutely GARBAGE LOL" and it's a guaranteed reply nearly every time. I say this even when I lose and have the worst score.

based good player

next time write you are a tranny works even better

Why is it that only the retards that got carried say that? The people that played good don't say shit but the one guy with 3/14 is always the one with the big mouth. To me they are the one that sound mad.

i never lose a game

type it first.

GG NO RE

Ah shucks... you guys are the best!
C’mon, Mom! One more game before you tuck me in. Oops mistell.
For glory and honor! Huzzah comrades!
Gee whiz! That was fun. Good playing!
Good game! Best of luck to you all!
Great game, everyone!
I could really use a hug right now.
I feel very, very small... please hold me...
I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I am trying guys.
I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
It was an honor to play with you all. Thank you.
It’s past my bedtime. Please don’t tell my mommy.
Mommy says people my age shouldn’t suck their thumbs.
Well played. I salute you all.
Wishing you all the best.

>playing competitive games online
>giving a shit what other people think/say

You mad?

I say "You're just mad 'cause I'll be able to do something with my fucking guitar hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life. So yeah, you're gay", then play the opening riff of "Enter Sandman" badly.

This site is full of too many zoomers. I doubt any of them know about Candlejack. Those were th

tu si que eres una ez

By not playing games marketed to 12 year olds niggers faggots and trannys.

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Kill all zoomers.

Oh shit Candlejack got hi-

You're a real shut in, aren't you?

Based "-" poster

i just ignore chat/mute everyone
not there to talk with randoms through text or voice
just wanna game in peace, regardless if i lose or not

same

k

i just type "report" and leave in that very same second

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Why should I get mad I lost? I play to have fun.
>Guy goes gg
Just reply with well played. Its his win, you lost. Accept it with grace and win the next match

my ass faggot

This is a trick question because any reply means that you are, in fact, mad.

I prevent that situation by acting like an obnoxious cunt who will threaten to report anyone who uses the chat for toxicity right out the gate.

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How will you response to this?

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>"*dabs on normalfaggot zoomers*"

You are lucky noob fuck you

>this thread has literally been made hundreds of times and people are still unironically responding
i don't understand

I see this thread for the first time fuck you piece of shit stfu reported

>Wenger Out
Just ask him about the last time Arsenal wasn't shit.

a smash thread died for this

wp lmao

Just tell them they played really well, and congratulations on the win. Try to sound as sincere as possible. It's the exact response they're NOT looking for. They just want to see you have a tantrum.

Either that, or ignore them like a normal person would.

You wait the next game, beat them, and type
>ez indeed

gg

>I only let you win so you wouldn't cry

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

The only time I ever said GGEZ is when the game was not EZ and we barely survived the match

So either you lost and it was easy, or they're saying it ironically because it was hard. Neither one should you be upset about

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ur mom ez

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gently threaten to kill their family

This is why you dont have friends

>reported :)

?
Only works in dota 2

that's a good one

who gives a shit, i bet you lost the game

>lolz gg

just type a z

literally just sleep on their win

yup

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

gg i am underage too

just don't lose