LORE thread

Thats a dumb theory, do lions screech the same sounds that they hear their prey yell?

pikachu is was originally brown like a normal squirrel but turned yelow when he got lightning in his bpdy

how do you get a fart to go down a toilet

Why is the poop a mix of Peach and Bower's, but the farts are only Peach's?

A Koopa's gaseous fumes are directed towards their mouths which is how they make their fire breath attacks.
Don't you ever pay attention to anything?

dragons farts ignite

It says somewhere that time flows to the beat of Dialga's heart.
If you remove the diamond from its chest, is that the same as removing its heart and you fuck up time forever?

turtles don't fart

That's the most retarded theory i have ever heard

Oh rly
youtu.be/i3qaEj0G9GM

DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART

That is retarded, because the sounds of people in a black hole would be unable to escape the black hole, and from the perspective of the people going into one, they'd never get there, so there'd be nothing to scream about.
And, y'know, no atmosphere to carry the sounds.

Besides, Palkia's lungs apparently generate matter, so it's exhalation is the sound of creation. And Boga.

That's pretty lame.

What's Giratina's cry then? Or Arceus'? Mew's?

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*bork*

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bah

>how do you get a fart to go down a toilet
Fart like a hardcore pro instead of farting like a casual. The water should back up and run down the pipes, leaving space for the air to follow it.

hah bah bah

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Fromsoft watch out, we got a new king of deepest lore in town.

>People theorize that
There's absolutely no way that anyone else had theorized such stupid shit before that autist.

Why would they even try to mimic people noises?
what a twat.

That's retarded but I gotta admit that dialga's cry creeped me out the first time I heard it

Well I can't disprove that so its a really good theory and I'll treat it as fact

Based

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Palkia is a fucking god of space, if it wants to hear the sounds of people getting sucked into a black hole it dam well can

God of space, not of vibrations.
It isn't even the fucking god of hot water, despite being able to spit both water and fire.

Not him but that reminds me. Why is palkia part water and not psychic or some shit?

I feel like I'm simultaneously too smart and too retarded to understand what in the fuck EYE was going on about.

Because space is an ocean, and it has pearls.
I dunno, man.

How do you even mix two poops? Am I just a neophyte virgin?

so the Milkweed Rune states, "Those who take this oath become a lumenwood that peers towards the sky, feeding phantasms in its luscious bed."

Flowers go through a process called 'photosynthesis' by which they absorb the sun's energy. If lumenflowers absorb the moon's energy and if the moon is the Moon Presence, lumenflowers basically absorb godly power. Right?

Various slugs and insects eat these flowers and thereby attain that similar power hence '...feeding phantasms in its luscious bed,' so artifacts like the Augur of Ebrietas and A Call Beyond are slugs that have consumed special flowers and attained godly powers because of it. Right? That's how the Choir are able to use those parasites like weapons.

The Blacksky Eye has wormy parasites feeding around the pupil. They're all over it, so eyes can probably absorb the moon's energy through the black pupil, and that attracts parasites to people's eyes in the exact same way that the phantasms are attracted and feed off of the lumenwood.

All the Caryll Runes related to beasts (Beast Rune, Beast's Embrace, Guidance), they all picture a long worm-like shape with flayed ends. If we also look at A Call Beyond, it's a long worm-like slug with six tendrils at its head.

With Ludwig's Guidance Rune, "When Ludwig closed his eyes, he saw darkness, or perhaps nothingness, and that is where he discovered the tiny beings of light." So he stares at his sword which radiates with the moon's energy, his eyes capture that energy, and then his eyes get infected with parasites that feed off of that energy (as with the Blacksky Eye). When he closes his eyes, the parasites light up, and he can see them swimming on the surface of his pupils. So when he asks, "Have you seen the thread of light?" The 'thread of light' is actually a parasite in his eye, and it's influencing parts of his will. Yes? This would also explain why blindness is so common in Yharnam, because people's eyes are being eaten alive by wormy parasites.

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Here’s some lore:

Mai has boobs

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Nice lore. Post some backstory.

E.Y.E. recovered some sort of artefact and entombed it in the bowels of their temple. The commander of the Culter Dei faction of E.Y.E., Rimanah, sent his wife to see what it was, but was unfortunately caught and tortured to death by Rimanah himself. The ordeal left him broken and trying to find more power, Vergil style. Meanwhile, Rimanah is waging a war against the Jian Shiang Di, another faction within E.Y.E. The player's old mentor, Mentor, wishes to broker a peace between the Jians and the Culters, much to the chagrin of Rimanah. Another artefact is discovered on Mars, and the Federation, the Culters, and the Jian race to retrieve it. Mentor reveals that he is siding with the Jians, and can be killed by the player if they are loyal to Rimanah. Rimanah sends you to storm the Jian HQ and kills all the commanders. You return to the E.Y.E. temple, only to find that Rimanah has turned the temple against you. The player kills Rimanah, and the game respawns you at the beginning of the E.Y.E temple, where the game reveals its hand: You have been Rimanah all along, tormented by the guilt of killing your wife and Mentor, you are trapped in a cycle of repeating the events after your wife's death. The true ending leaves you on a floating island in a void, free from your guilt.

>The commander of the Culter Dei faction of E.Y.E., Rimanah, sent his wife to see what it was, but was unfortunately caught and tortured to death by Rimanah himself.

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Caught by E.Y.E, and Rimanah had to play dumb that he didn't send her down there, so they had him torture her to death.

Official

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kek

Those people scream in such a retarded way then

>He's never mixed poops with his girl

Pathetic

kek

He's a caricature of American imperialists like Teddy Roosevelt who wants to steal bananas. fuck the british. cheeky bastards.

i am DEAD anons

Jesus.

I theories that the reason why in Pokémon girls have body figures at the age of 10 that most women IRL would kill to have at 16 and are able to maintain said figure for about 50 years regardless of diet, exercise and number of childbirths, is because that was A wish to Jirachi

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What absolute virgin drew that underwear?
Holy shit way to fucking out yourself trying to draw lewds

Dude was making waves. Was this so hard to understand?

>this is your average Sinnohfetus

Feels good to not be a zoomer idolizing the worst Pokemon games (gen 4)

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not mine and can not draw for shit

Cry more, hoennbaby

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The sinnohfetus is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a casual, plebian, zoomer, underage, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sinnohfetus and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, how suddenly he shrinks back- "I've been found out."

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Pathetic, cry more

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You might be onto something about Ludwig and the flowers

yup

Dialga represents solid (steel - time is solid)
Palkia represents liquid (water - space is like an ocean idk)
Giratina represents gas (ghost - instability)