Beta starts in an hour, we still have no idea what this shit is

In app purchases are disabled for the closed beta

Remember

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Lol can't wait for no one to listen

drop the fuckng apk bro.

>dude drop this apk for a beta game that is going to change
really

>Implying that anyone listens to it nowadays

have really low expectations considering nintendos other mobile ventures

It's likely that the apk won't work for unauthorized users considering it requires you to sync with your Nintendo account

How the fuck are they going to know what users they're coming from?

>2019
>trying to hide game info in the information age
Not surprised this is coming from a company that still can't get online multiplayer down right.

>implying there won't be some sort of in game bonus if you played the beta

Have you never played a game with a beta before?

it does? Fuck. Hope to see some footage then. Very intrigued by how it will look and play.

curiosity you idiot.

So how long in EST? is there even a confirmed time?

Maybe Nintendo hid a screenshot detector in their app the way Snapchat can tell when you take a screenshot, which they can then use to insta ban your Nintendo account from accessing online

1:59AM is when it starts in Nip land

Shit I didn't know you had to sign up

Then why does OP say it starts in 40 mins

l i t e r a l l y signed up for the beta the second it was announced, have an active my nintendo account, and got the switch when it first came out why don't i have beta access? reeeeeeee

>android
>not using an app to screenrecord or screenshot without detection

it's piss easy. Some phone manufacturers even include their own recorder. Shit is undetectable.

You've clearly never played Pocket Camp. It is the best mobile game I've ever played. At this point, all I want for AC Switch is a port of AC:PC.
Not even joking bro. Play it. It's so...... comfy

Because that's the time it starts on the east coast, dummy

I did play Pocket Camp, and it takes the best parts of AC out to make it a chore simulator. Fuck off shill.

I wouldn't be surprised if this game's online will have better netcode than mk8 deluxe
Check your promotions page on gmail

They only gave access to influencers and partner creators.

You clearly didn't buy enough Leaf Tickets, then! Surrender your will to Tom Nook my cheeky little goyim... and then you will be... C O M F Y. . .

they might've done some jank shit similar to what the xbox 360 did where an obscure pattern gives information on a user's ID

Bullshit, they probably gave it to anyone who has Mario kart 8 deluxe registered in their Nintendo account, I'm not an eceleb and I still got access to it

This is the worst thing I've ever heard.
I really have to congratulate you on this bait, not even joking.
I know you're being disingenuous, and I'm still really angry regardless.

I think it was randomly pick by a machine. I got pick and I don't even own a Wii U or a Switch. I do have a 3ds and Mario Kart 7.

>Releasing a beta to normal users
>Expecting them to not share anything

What are they going to so except some twitter flags and deleted videos?

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Look at this user
it is clear that he's on the spectrum. Carry on

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How much longer do we have to wait?

Probably a few more hours since Nintendo sucks at this type of shit, like the smash ultimate 3.0.0 update where the servers crashed

NINTENDO PLEASE WHEN DOES IT START

I knew Nintendo wouldn't be on time

Wouldn't be surprised, but isn't this supposed to be pretty small scale? Hopefully they don't fuck it up too bad. I'm actually excited even though it's mobile shit. I can't remember the last time I played something without having any idea what to expect

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Nintendo...why...

I got the email saying I'm in but no email after that. Is that the same situation you're all in?

Yes, Nintendo is really incompetent when it comes to delivering things at the proper time

Yeah. I have it but it's just a matter of patience at this point

Don't expect anything until past noon PT

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Do webms count as videos?

All we want is a bit of footage, that's it

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It's to test idk. I havent gotten an email

I love you Yea Forums

So no mario kart 9 for a while then?

should I get 8 deluxe or sonic team racing, or wait for rash nitro? does 8 have a community still on switch. shit sux because I have it on Wii U but no one plays there online.

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8 deluxe
Although if you've played the Wii U one maybe you'd rather a completely new experience, so I guess it's up to you my dude

thanks

I wouldn't expect it this gen. That's the perfect occasion to put another racing game that isn't MK on the Switch. F-Zero, guys?

I wonder what kind of wallet draining jewery this is and the inane excuses you people will make to support it.

Holy FUCK this game is D O G S H I T

Might as well get a new game if you already have 8.
I'm having fun with Team Sonic Racing.

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fzero. we can only dream.

I was leaning towards that one but disappointed it isn't more like transformed. but I think its only 40 buks so it could be worth it.

so how is the gameplay?

It still has the great car gameplay from Transformed. I personally didn't like the planes and boats. I thought they just got in the way of the better style.

Wait for CTR, it comes out in a month and a lot of people are looking forward to it. 8 Deluxe is stagnant to me (there isn’t a lot of new content aside from battle mode), and I haven’t tried TSR so I can’t tell you how it is.

>Be Nintendo
>Don't want your game footage to leak
>Don't releasing when it was supposed to.
Either this or nobody is leaking it like the cucks they are

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I guess it depends on the person. I thought the flying part in the afterburner stage was so much fun, and it brought me bak to the good old arcade days where everything was crzy and loud.

also it was the closest I'll eve get to getting a new diddy kong racing. I think DDR and transformed are myfav kart racers. just love switching it up instead of just a road course.

Can't share pics but the intro has you design your car and set your dating preferences, then the game plays out like a self-playing romantic visual novel and your goal is to figure out which kart you want to fuck before the timer ends and the race is over.
You can pay real money to increase your karts girth thus giving you more dating success but it's disabled for the beta.

Play Mario Kart Wii

Fun, active community, literally 100+ solid custom tracks

someone... please... post a screenshot...
I just want to see what it looks like....

I might end up just getting all 3 then.

>Mario Kart Wii
wii online is turned off tho right?

Yes but Wimmfi is available to play all the games you want to play online again. MK Wii is about the only one that has an active community though, but if you have friends you can pretty much play anything online with them through it.

MK8 deluxe is the shit
even having played MK8 for hundreds of hours on the Wii U

Don't waste your money on "great value"/"store brand" kart racers, none of them compare (sonic) or will compare (CTR) to MK8

I guess it's going to be a dogshit juat because they don't want to show it until release. They will rely on viral marketing for it to succeed, there is no other way.

this is a thing? any details?
is it gonna be a full game, or 'tap to drift' bs?

where tf the images kneegers

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they still havent sent out app downloads via email like they said they would, or at least i havent gotten mine yet

>Can't share pics

Yes you can, faggot

I know this is one of you. Listen to the noises
youtu.be/0G5CS_MEB88