Game FORCES YOU to be a father

*hits pipe*

>that one preggo Lucia lewd
Jesus fuck she's designed for pumping out an entire brood

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This is worse for me than when a game gives you a wife or girlfriend. My father left me, I am broken and play videogames. I don't need to discover parental love with a fictional character

Shawn!

You gonna share or leave a bunch of brothers hanging?

What is this?

God if War 2018
The Last of Us

Heavy Rain

Hannah told us that the Demon Queen of Hell cast the spell "Biggus Dickus" on him.

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The fact that it was even the same name as one of the kids in Heavy Rain made it even worse.

Bethesda honestly should just stick with opening their games with you as a prisoner. Both of their Fallout games' main stories are fucking terrible and the terribleness starts with their insistence on giving your character a definite backstory with no wiggle room.

>hannah actually ignored the twitter posts saying don't go to Yea Forums
>she did and drew stuff for them anyways

The absolute mad lad

youtube.com/watch?v=UrywhCp1W1s

If I had a link I'd post it, but I don't want to risk a ban by posting ot here with spoilers. All I know is that it was probably done by an user on /trash/

BEST DAD

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I don't think you comprehend how thirsty he (and also I) is for it, upload it imgur or whatever and link that

not really, but he tried.

Reminder that this fuck caused humanity to go extinct because he chimped out about his daughter.

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No Fallout game has you start off as a prisoner. That's something purely from Elder Scrolls. Hell every Fallout game gives your character a definite backstory even NV sort of does.

i love that meme so fucking much

THE FINAL AND ULTIMATE

>No Fallout game has you start off as a prisoner
Van Buren would have.

Well that was mediocre

If you count the DLC than NV gives the courier more backstory than the Lone Survivor has ACTUAL story. It's the problem of Bethesda wanting to make the player a smaller part of a bigger world, but that breaks down once everyone wants you to lead their faction after 5 minutes. At least the Courier had an excuse for traveling across the world and completing quests since that's basically the job of a courier anyway.

ungrateful little shit

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The creaton spent a whole fucking day having fun with Yea Forums some time ago. Pretty cool gal

Not Naughtius Maximus?

Literally indisputable if you think about it logically.

Every time I see "softer male, bitchy/dominant female" I'm reminded of that one Ronnie comic about best girls in anime.

Mother 3. At least, initially. Maybe Duster has a kid with Kuma later on too, or Boney fucks some bitch. But Flint is 100% a dad.

As usual, giant girls are best.

>I haven't actually played Lonesome Road: the post
Not only does Lonesome Road only say that you were a courier that delivered a package to Hopeville and nothing else definite, you can also tell Ulysses that he's got the wrong guy

I thought it was okay for what it was: a college project

Reminder that Devola and Popola could have explained what was going on at any point instead of letting him chimp out.

Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life.
Harvest Moon Magical Melody, if you're playing as a male and want to get all the notes.
Tales of Xillia 2, arguably.
The Walking Dead, arguably.

dead rising 2

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Boy that sure was a cringy reddit joke there, bud.

to be fair to her, brad's a really shitty father

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>child support is just semen
Sasuga

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She said it herself on an ama on Yea Forums. Maybe try visiting more than two (2) boards (Yea Forums and /pol/) sometime, faggot.

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who even IS lucia

H-How do you know which board i frequent??

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The Prince(ss) of Darkness?

comedy animations made by women are soulless

Wow, is there anything that hasn't been animed up?

>t. Buddy

idk what this is from but im savin the pic

Chaotic Good a best

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So is this the thread where we post sexy demon girls?

I love how that's so well known that you only need to post 2 words from it to convey the joke.

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how the fuck
wha
how do you fuck up buddy's bands? they're as simple as they come

shit image

shes happy and loves him and he hates her

retard

He tried his fucking best.

Why's he acting like a bitch when his daughter is like that

cause this was written by a woman

woman are soulless what did you exepct

it's a joke image you dumbasses, in the actual animation he noticeably loves his satan daughter

Yes, and your involvement in that is more of a story than the entirety of fallout 4

Is this where I can summon a succubus?

yeah but his best was still really bad, even if it wasn't really his fault

Ending would have been better if she just realized how foolish she was and that Brad was only trying to protect her.

he could give a shit less, he just wanted a booty call

The real question is what hasn't been remade with MLP or TF characters

doesn't seem like it from what i've seen

fuck you it's a heartless image

I’m out of the loop and I want to be in it. What does this meme mean

youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U

does this image help with your autism at all?

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Imagine having a demon child who can help you fire up the grill and fly to get more monster for you

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I wouldn't mind those prologue/story sections if they weren't so damn long?
For how long are people making mods that skip prologues in bethesda games and why Bethesda did not get that those are dragged too much?

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*hits pipe*

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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Best part of this entire scene is the extra in that scene hadn't read the script and was specifically told to stand there silently.

Finally, some good fucking character nuance.

>keep her locked inside because he's understandably horrified of her leaving
>even loosens up after a while and let's her out for walks, even stops doing drugs
>closest friends convince her she needs to spend her life as a breeding sow for a world of rapists, despite being like 14
>Brad's completely right in his belief that she isn't ready, goes on a harrowing, thankless journey to rescue her
>to further drive it home, one of the first things that happens in Joyful is her getting fucking raped
Buddy and her uncles were fucking idiots, Brad did his fucking best.

you need help, you are genuinely fucked in the head

Merry I think you need to stop smoking that stuff.

kek

This is literally the only possible response from "people" who can't think about this logically and/or are already cucked.
>waah you're wrong you have something wrong with your head.

Should have listened to Aquaticus.

that game was maximum comfy

no just edit him out altogether

based but an argument has been made

daughter = almost guaranteed bloodline living on
son = could be an incel

Holy shit I want the whole holy grail and life of brian movies as anime

Where are the jokes?

cuck

user, what you need to understand is that you're actually raising a succubus who will feast on the riches of her spouse

imgur.com/ZHEUB9D

All the extras were also told they'd be fired if they laughed.

Merry I'm serious you're scaring me, I'm taking that pipe away.

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Why is Merry like this? Every time we try to bring him out to get his dick wet he scares off chicks by calling people cucks and talking about wanting to fuck his future daughter or whatever. We've been friends for a long time but it's starting to get old, I just wanna get some shortstack hobbitgirl pussy.

Its not tobacco is it Merry

too small

You're not funny.

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>shortstack hobbitgirl pussy

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that's sam

Based neighbor.

Cheeks did nothing wrong

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all hobbits look, talk and act the same

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>this shit is getting shilled on Yea Forums now
This shit isn't even that good.

this

Was about to mention Xillia 2, Elle was pretty cute and a character my sister (who i played with) could stomach

I don't get the wife's name, incontentia buttocks

hi prat

In cunt and into your buttocks

Underrated.

As always, Yea Forums just wants to fuck something.

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Based

>tfw no perpetually miffed demon gf who is still dtf

Fire Emblem Awakening, but don't bother with it, it's a shit game

>ywn be randomly selected to be raped repeatedly by a demon succubus so she can have a couple children as personal slaves
Thank God

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kek

>forces you
No, it forces a side character to be a father. You don't have to be one

I assume it's supposed to be incontinence buttocks, since with a biggus enough dickus, some incontinence is inevitable

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>there are people on this board who aren't familiar with Monty Python
worst timeline, how do we fix this?

Damn, The World Serpent looks like THAT?

>No Fallout game has you start off as a prisoner
t. enclave executive
you're born in an experiment camp only left to live just to give datas

shit the little demon is so cute
can't blame him

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God eater 3 kind of count
You can be a mom as well

Everyone forget about Witcher 1? When you look after Alvin.

Kill gachafags and kill ironic weebs that heard of this place through facecuck or reddit actually killing gachafags is not necessarily related to zoomers raiding Yea Forums, but I'll take every excuse to kill gachaniggers, they're subhuman so human rights don't apply to them

>Saw this on Yea Forums when this thread only have 2 replies
> oh its a Yea Forums stuff, maybe the janny will autosage it
>The didn’t and this thread still up and I’m glad I clicked on it

There a place where the porn is stashed? paheal and e ain't ready yet.

Try this:
satina.booru.org/index.php

okay nice

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Thanks for that.

Shadow Dad made the classic mistake of giving the vessels for humanity fucking humanity like so many other retards that make robots.

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Well, this seems as good a place as any to drop my fire beatbox.
*ahem*
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>Chatterbox killing machine
>Imfuckingplying

Be Reticent Be Reticent Be Reticent Be Reticent

For the post you have been fined one inch of your penis. Your debts will be collected shortly.

>shortly
Heh, I get it.

They tried. By showing him that shades and humans could exist. Which is why they sent him back to the Aerie.

Spoiler alert: It ends with the Aerie being blown off the map

>snake with legs

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So what the fuck is the name of the comic. All I see is people being autistic about demon girl thing

Nice

Shut up, dead potato.

1 hour 1 life only makes you to be a mother.
If you're born male, then you don't have anything to do with kids and are never a father. the mothers just pop them out by themselves if they're well fed and have good temperature. Males are just the workhorses in the societies of 1 hour 1 life.

>no tsuntsun demon queen gf
god can someone just fucking kill me already

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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