POST IRL BOSSES
POST IRL BOSSES
Ian Kelly
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Jack Campbell
Jordan Stewart
Zachary Price
Alexander Davis
>Heh, you got spunk kid. Why don’t you show me what you’re made of?
>GO! BEYBLADE!!
Ryder Long
Noah Price
James Smith
He looks like a dead rising or no more heroes boss
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Cameron Ward
Ryan Wright
Landon Reyes
It's a dual boss battle
Zachary Hill
Unironically, that's what Travis Touchdown is supposed to be like. Not the body, but he's supposed to be a giant loser who has way more confidence than he has any right possessing.
Jose Rodriguez
Xavier Green
>Valve_HQ.png
Aiden Brooks
Ryder Parker
Lincoln Cook
>boss is impossible
>think it's one of those bosses you have to die to
>die
>GAME OVER
wtf
Asher Flores
*blocks your path*
Isaiah White
>fire
>lightning
>light/dark
>mystery element
Owen Turner
>boss summons minions
Mason Jackson
You made it past my minions - well done. Now test your mettle against my apprentice!
Jacob Torres
>union
>worker
John Brown
>kills off your party member
>"heh, another one bites the dust"
Josiah Sullivan
I'm my own worst enemy
Leo Brooks
aphex twin rules
Nolan Rogers
holy shit whats the context for this
Colton Morales
>boss is a minion
Christopher Richardson
>NAGASH WAS WEAK, WITNESS TRUE POWER
Brayden Foster
Robert Clark
How does one get their hair like that?
Asking for a friend.
Grayson Anderson
>Le uploading of wacky pictures
yawn
Isaiah Williams
Ethan Jackson
I hope I look this good when I'm 82
Owen Fisher
There's always a bigger fish...
Sebastian Cruz
flattop? have really thick hair and get it cut by someone who knows how to do a flattop
Christian Torres
is that fucking cj
Hudson Hernandez
whats the actual context of this image?
Jackson Edwards
Jordan Harris
I think trump was making peace with someone from the middle east
Colton Jackson
They're summoning their personas
Jordan Morgan
Christian Bailey
Thanks, my friend will be pleased to here this.
Jackson Williams
>no Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series sticker
Ryan Sanders
Charles Hall
Luis Peterson
Blake James
>So, you made it this far...
Owen Lewis
Elijah Johnson
>boss makes you fight him twice
Lucas White
Niko and Cj's lovechild
Kayden Scott
Nicholas Watson
Brandon Ramirez
Angel Nelson
>boss' second form is smaller than its first form
Logan Cooper
Hudson Perez
Benjamin Reyes
Sebastian Williams
>you waste all your potions on the first fight
Parker Ward
David Harris
Gabriel Allen
Camden Flores
Kayden Richardson
What is this
Charles Perry
Lincoln Hughes
David Johnson
>Midgame salesman who turns into a lategame questgiver and dies offscreen
James King
Evan Nelson
is that the fucking mothman?
Austin Ward
Robert Smith
>bullet sponge
the future user
pic related
Hunter Long
Megadeth album cover.
Christopher Walker
Alexander Hall
It seems to be some kind of robot but I have no idea what it is doing. Loss prevention?
Brody James
>party member was a traitor
Juan Russell
Isaiah Cox
Adam Myers
>still no pics from Mets Gala
you're slipping, Yea Forums
Levi Reed
Chase Wright
Juan Ross
>boss is a mad scientist
Brandon Butler
Benjamin Russell
Levi King
that's the mc of this game
Nathaniel Martinez
Too easy.
Caleb Bailey
Oh shit
Easton Cooper
>Boss has max luck
Lucas Taylor
Levi Sanchez
do you believe user?
it's not for cleaning but it'll answer your questions and take you to what you're looking for
>do robots dream?
Jayden Bennett
They're robo janitors that check for spills and messes in the supermarket.
Jace Miller
>boss spawns a decoy
Eli Hall
Jason Wood
They have fap privacy booths in Japan now
David Hill
Nicholas Stewart
Logan Sullivan
Carter Martinez
Noah Gomez
>proceed to abandon underground railroad
>place locks you in
>see this approaching you menacingly in the distance
Isaiah Lopez
Angel Campbell
Jace Flores
>Boss has mid fight self buff
Jonathan Sanders
Thomas Jackson
Adrian Bell
Adam Rodriguez
>max Payne 3
Michael Sanders
>Muh Russia
Hudson King
Luis Gray
Black Sephiroth looks like he has a huge dong
Grayson Wright
Kevin Evans
Where is that from? Looks like some kind of seashell/coral macuahuitl.
Carter Reed
Upper left is the protagonist
bottom right is the first party member
Michael Wright
Austin Watson
>instead of one strong boss you got to fight multiple weaker boss
>it's actually more difficult than fighting the final boss since they're spread around and two of them usually gives abnormal status with their attacks
Ryder Bennett
David Gomez
Hudson Lopez
I didn't know /pol/ liked Magicka
Evan Clark
Oliver Baker
the first 3 could easily be in a video game
Tyler Brown
this looks like a story
Andrew Perry
Lord of the Laygs
Brody Mitchell
Ayden Clark
umibouzu??? hage?
Easton Hill
Isaac Martinez
Colton Martin
Lincoln Reyes
Mason Morris
Xavier Allen
Jesus christ it's so tiny. That's fucking terrifying, I never knew the scale.
Lincoln Miller
Aaron Wright
Holy cow im going so fast A FUCK
Eli Hall
Middle with the curly hair has got to be law, and far right is chaos
Connor Martin
>boss is unreachable
Camden Bennett
Joshua Wright
test
Ryan Campbell
>boss challenges you to a battle of wits
Jack Morales
Michael Watson
let them in
Cooper Miller
They do it for free?
Nicholas Perez
>reinforcements inbound
Aiden King
Baste
Nicholas Nguyen
Leo Martinez
Fuck this shitty ass robot. This piece of shit walks into everyone's path and keeps on signaling a spill that's not even fucking there. What a waste of a supermarket feature.
Lucas Martin
>The Silver Surfer Mothman awaits your next move!
>The Charge N Targe Cat ran right towards you! But it got bored and tired...........
JD-209 gives you 30 to comply with the rewards card program!
Caleb Diaz
>and far right is chaos
The school shooter getup really gives it away.
Wyatt Moore
What are their powers?
Aiden Jackson
Easton Lewis
>boss doesnt even acknowledge you as a threat
Andrew Adams
Was waiting for this.
Wyatt Gray
"ya see kid, the game was rigged from the start" *chops you in half*
looks like those "villain was the true hero" type boss
Brayden Perez
OBA-TRON
Isaiah Rogers
Kayden Brooks
Landon Brooks
BUT WITH LORE NOW
Owen Perez
Wyatt Cox
reddit lore
Andrew James
basically, you're all fuckin stupid. you're all fuckin suckin COCK!
Jacob Wright
Evan Powell
>midgame joke boss that is actually hard as fuck
Connor Watson
Henry Ward
>"Can't buy love? Foolishness, watch me!"
Parker Bennett
I knew I could trigger some pol faggot
Ryder Wilson
K-keith, we missed you so much ;_;
please come home
Jonathan Howard
Benjamin Hernandez
aw fuck her face is priceless
Dylan Mitchell
Source
John Rodriguez
I wish we got more edits of that stupid gook.
Gabriel Richardson
far cry 5 could have been so much better if they didn't try to ruin it every chance they got
Xavier Evans
>bloodborn 2 starting weapons
Wyatt Ortiz
I'm still not sure why that bottom right chink has a LAW, in UKRAINE, while looking so smug.
That's Ukraine right?
Logan Powell
Julian Reyes
Unf
I want her to Get me in a head lock and choke me
Caleb Gomez
Noah Foster
Isaiah Collins
>The Fabulous Five
>Will only fight 1 on 1, respects the gentlemanly art of the duel
>Random order every time you face them
Let's throw down their details from left to right.
>BIG BLUE
>Pipe doubles as a canteen. Will periodically drink from it to restore health during the fight
>JABBERWILLY
>Uses the cane as a Rapier, the fastest attacking of the group. Cannot run out of stamina.
>THE CLOUD
>Uses his vintage stogies to obscure the battlements, spins his umbrella in order to clear the smoke in front of him as well as to block incoming attacks
>THE MACHINE
Nearly as fast as Jabberwilly, but makes up for the speed reduction with his devastating one-hit blows. You will need to learn to dodge his every move.
>RAMPANT ROUGE
>Jack of all trades, borrows The Cloud's smoke technique, Jabberwilly's speedy attacks, and uses mixups to keep you on your feet.
Jayden Martinez
>no tattoos
>no piercings
OH GOD SHE'S PERFECT
Nathan Roberts
>that's Ukraine, right?
Probably.
Zachary Diaz
Meant for this:
John Carter
They're French, so they don't have any
Dominic Kelly
Logan Diaz
Levi Scott
I'd totally do her if she was a boy
Leo Bell
Implication wizard,
Flamewar leader
White power ranger
Yotsuba Blue NSFW summoner
together they are: Poe's lawbreakers
Samuel Parker
>Nazi mongols
HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT
Anthony Gomez
Anthony King
>boss thinks you're random encounter tier
>you are
Xavier Carter
>especially over canines
hyenas aren't canines, they're closer to cats
Brandon Walker
the middle guy has been shopped into the realm of being unattractive
Kayden Foster
Momotaro canadian edition
Jacob Ramirez
>Blizzard-Defier is charging a powerful attack!
Cooper Edwards
dilate
>pol
tourist detected
Landon Garcia
Cooper Clark
>someone who thinks pol is a cesspool must be a tranny
I do not recognize pol as a board, it is a cancerous growth that made the site founder abandon his creation
Kayden Sanchez
cope
Austin Perez
...
Christian Miller
>hail to the king baby
Easton Brown
>boss becomes a regular enemy later in the game
Chase Brown
fuck i need that shirt
Dominic Jones
yes, this is the boss for the first stage: America
Jason Rodriguez
>boss can be tricked
Austin Campbell
Repetition
Leo Green
It's Monster Hunter's early footage
Austin Thomas
You are literally the reason this place isn't Yea Forums anymore, so just leave. You're the tourist here, no one wants you either.
Carter Evans
who quote
Colton Gutierrez
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Ayden Roberts
it's xev bellringer on the left. don't know about the right or the scene
Owen Nelson
>You are literally the reason this place isn't Yea Forums anymore
explain, trantran
Aiden Cook
Adam Stewart
Why are you telling me to go to resetera?
Logan Hill
They tried to stop Freddy.
Dominic Ward
Michael Bell
Have you checked the domain lately? The good sites were separated from pol and the other filth.
Elijah Johnson
Isaiah Rivera
ha ha lmao /pol/, and by extension Yea Forums were always cesspits. it was only a matter of time in these increasingly sensitizing times that it would happen
this imageboard hasn't gotten any more offensive and meanspirited lol
Aaron Nguyen
just like my japanese mangos
David Sanchez
Christian Lewis
>ha ha lmao /pol/, and by extension Yea Forums were always cesspits
>and by extension Yea Forums
Seriously how new are you? pol is one of the newest additions on this site and Yea Forums predates it by over a decade
The reason pol is shit is because unlike Yea Forums that was ironically shit, the people on pol are actually serious about their derangements.
Grayson Bell
>muh russia
lel leftists don't have a leg to stand on, fucking pathetic
James Rogers
So easy.
Dominic Evans
>boss is just some random NPC you met along the way
Joseph Richardson
Lot of good them muscles did him when the Omi Alliance showed up.
John Martin
William Wilson
persona 4
Samuel Bennett
Truth hurts, commie?
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Creature of Fenkenstrain
Jacob Nelson
Brody Flores
Luis Reyes
because you're a nigger autist
these boards have gotten less creative and fun and infinitely more stupid
you guys were the ultimate Poe's law, the reason rule 1 and 2 were broken to the point of no return, the reason for an influx of politically opinionated faggots (much like sjws) we tried to avoid, the reason for the BIGGEST influx of newfags that never bothered to lurk in the history of this website
'for the lulz' as a mantra has been replaced by ((((((ironic)))))) shilling of ideologies and meme identities
Ian Gomez
>hurr durr i've been spamming my made up bullshit about trump (who fairly won the election) for almost 3 years now
>y-you triggered?
shut the fuck up and return to reddit
Jeremiah Turner
What are the odds?
Ethan Ward
is that bones?
Blake Turner
>pol is one of the newest additions on this site
lollll imagine being so new you think your 2 months lurking is enough to make ya a BIG BOY historian hah
/pol/ was created 2010 deleted then readded 2011 (so it's older than like 20 boards lol), but before that it was /new/, and before that, /n/. there were always stormniggers, there were always homos rationalizing their faggy politics.
go back from whence you came or shut up and assimilate, kouhai.
Adam Jenkins
Boss theme
youtube.com
Henry Foster
Samuel Allen
Liberals get the bullet too, shitlib.
John Mitchell
you could remove every single leftist from the West and nothing of value would be lost. nobody but your tryhard SJW friends appreciate the distinction between "liberal" and "leftist"
Joshua Jenkins
Benjamin Kelly
pornhub .com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b18056fcf679
Austin Wilson
>it's bosses from rival cliches join up to gank you
youtu.be
Asher Perez
Hey, I ain't a commie. I'm a neo-reactionary. I just agree international consumer capitalism belongs in the trash and you Liberalismists™ deserve a good lead implant is all.
Sebastian Moore
how are you supposed to find co-ordinate 8 sets of tank switching for this encounter?
Isaiah Myers
Nicholas Reed
RIP.
Juan Ward
Nigga confiscated a zanpaku-to
John Butler
BATTLE AXE!
BATTLE AXE!
BATTLE AXE!
BATTLE AXE!
Henry Young
>suspect confession
what would that move look like?
Elijah Cook
Julian Campbell
Why are they scared of their own kind?
Connor Clark
post party members
youtube.com
Charles Cook
Christopher Butler
Logan Turner
Hail Jah Ras Tafari
Chase Brooks
it's bosses not protagonists
Nicholas Garcia
It's pretty cool.
Inner Mongolia returned to the Mongols when?
Eli Sanchez
the rat is so powerful he attacks his allies too
Colton Perez
>Boss has it's own unique mental debuff
Ayden Robinson
Jackson Jackson
when you defeat all white people this is the final boss
Josiah Adams
the globe was a button that turned on the internet in Saudi Arabia or something like that. They invited Trump as a gesture of "look, we're opening up free, uncensored internet for outreach with the West, honest!"
Just looks weird as fuck because they chose a glowing orb as the button and had all the leaders place their hands on it for the effect. Makes it look like some illuminati shit.
James Wilson
The Scottsdale Rapes move has a slow startup but with OHKO you if you get hit by it
Matthew Gray
Jaxson Jones
No, they get charged and maintained. It's like trading service for service.
Luke Myers
>Ya know, I wuz happen to be a KANG myself
Adrian Gray
>The occasion was the opening of a new Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology, based in Riyadh, and the orb was in fact a translucent globe, with the world’s waters represented in light gray and the continents in black. Its purpose appeared to be decorative.
>The globe did not appear to have any magical powers, but when the king and Mr. Trump touched it, background music of the kind that might accompany a reality show’s elimination sequence or introduce a cable news program soared and pulsed. The screens glowed with statistical displays and videos about fighting terrorism. An unnamed official who narrated the features of the new control center said the displays used artificial intelligence to track, in real time, news reports and online statements.
Landon Cox
>Purugly used Agility!
Connor Rivera
>Scottsdale Rapes
Large AOE, but small damage and slow reload time
>Missing Kid
Targets one enemy, chance to blind
>Suspect Confession
Targets one enemy, chance to confuse. Also, chance to buff party members
>Teachers Arrested
Targets multiple enemies, low damage, chance to slow
>Perfect Storm
Super move, large AOE, does environmental damage
Jordan Mitchell
Founding of the Counter-Demon Force.
Henry Myers
>Oh a Hunter....
Lincoln Anderson
>did I safe?
Hudson Torres
Ryan Smith
Based
Anthony Harris
>boss tries to seduce you
Michael Mitchell
Hunter White
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
Daniel Hill
Brand new whips for these niggas like slavery
Nicholas Morris
Hudson Bailey
Top left is actuslly chinese, though.
Austin Russell
>final boss is copyrighted
Jordan Gutierrez
1st guy is the dumb childhood friend. Gets lobotomized in Law and puppeteered in Chaos to follow you. Closest archetype would be Pascal.
2nd is tech guy, starts really overpowered and keeps things casual but is killed once the story starts getting serious.
4th is the hero's mentor. No matter what you do, you will disappoint him and have to kill him to come into age. Commander Gore, but white.
5th is some creepy ying yang neutral extremist. He will oppose you if you side either Law or Chaos, but the fucking ginger will fuck off to meditate if you go Neutral but would assist you with the White ending.
Pic related is the Neutral Heroine.
Easton Ward
Samuel Baker
>Sup bitches, we fightin now, ight?
Elijah Carter
FATBOY SLIM IS FUCKING IN HEAVEN
FATBOY SLIM IS FUCKING IN HEAVEN
FATBOY SLIM IS FUCKING IN HEAVEN
FUCKING IN FUCKING IN FUCKING IN HEAVEN
Michael Morgan
He's the rival antagonist.
Hudson Howard
is that the bumfights nigger dressing up as dr phil again
Jose Ortiz
*Prologue tut boss*
>You remember how to move, brother?
Josiah Roberts
Did he just come out of a fucking vault?
Nathan Baker
Jonathan Kelly
Dominic Long
>"Agent 47, your target is one of the Bogdanoff twins. He is part of an elite family who control the world from behind the curtains. Oh, and 47, don't let him make the call."
Parker Flores
Is this NTR
Jack Campbell
he's just irl porky minch
Bentley Myers
Aww shit, here we go again
Isaiah Murphy
Starts like an antiair move but ends up doing a backwards thrust towards the suspect.
>Scottsdale Rapes
Long ass 8+moves ground combo, with multiple lifts and juggling in between.
>Missing Kid
Alternate evasion move.
>Teachers Arrested
It's a counter that trips and finishes a single enemy on the ground.
>Perfect Storm
Musou release, like Vergil's Judgement Cut
Jack Smith
r/
Justin Carter
Bottom left dark mage can either be a party member or a boss depending on your alignment.
Daniel Myers
it really does look like it could be one, just replace the Arab guy with Vic Rattlehead and there you go
Benjamin Wilson
what the fuck is up with this cat, why does its face remind me of a human's
Kayden Jackson
It actually looks like Anthrax's Among The Living cover.
Camden Torres
Owen Perez
Absolute
Jason Howard
Zachary Davis
I knew you'd arrive, infidel.
Hudson Hughes
I didn't think you'd make it past our walls let alone my finest guards. Consider it an honor that you'll die by my hand. It's a rarity that I get to show what I'm really capable of.
Benjamin Torres
Christopher Hernandez
youtube.com
install gentoo
Xavier Howard
That's in Kyrgyzstan, not Ukraine.
Aaron Gray
Easton Stewart
Blake Scott
Levi Powell
Tyler Reed
I'M FUCKING
TEN TIMES WORSE THAN AIDS
Christopher Sanders
David Lynch
Jack Phillips
Awaken my masters!
AYAYAYAAAAAAYY
Nathan Martin
>boss is flamboyant af and mocks you at any given oportunity
Andrew King
heh
Joseph Myers
>not 'maneater mildred'
Mason Perry
Luis Adams
The Barrier Trio strikes a pose!
Eli Jenkins
Camden Perez
EVERY DAY WITH LONG LEG LARRY
Adrian Morgan
>get a reputation for being a psychedelic maniac making insane screechfest techno
>most of your work is the chillest ambient gentle piano music
Aiden Martin
Jose Price
theres a fuckhuge black hole in a neighboring
galaxy that has the same size as a few trillion of our sun.
Michael Hill
Dad-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
Lincoln Smith
Surrender your blade, or surrender your life
Matthew Mitchell
Justin Walker
Gabriel Torres
That's what she said
James Lewis
Alexander Clark
>Harry tells me you're quite the black man, ya know I'm something of a nigga myself
Joshua Edwards
*teleports behind you*
*asks you to name one(1) postmodern neomarxist*
heh, nothing personnel kid...
Cooper Peterson
>the kids aren't acting like this is the tightest shit ever
Video games were a fucking mistake.
Blake Wood
Hudson Robinson
>villain has a banging boss theme
Charles Hernandez
>Do you feel in charge?
Camden Nguyen
Jaxon Miller
Lincoln Hernandez
Abdul the Unbroken
Matthew Rivera
RIGHT ABOUT NOW
THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER
Alexander Sullivan
>boss fight is too long
Cooper Green
Ey fuggetaboutit huh? All these union lawyers need a whackatthead!
Adam Ross
Jack Brooks
>BAGUVIX
Jaxon Walker
long lynx is loooooong
Eli Russell
Nathaniel King
Looks like a regular IDF vs palestinians standoff