User, congratulations!

i wish for 3 wishes

B-bannerlord please

I wish to be rich

I wish to stop jacking it to weird video game porn
just kidding

I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

Of course, user, of course.
m.ign.com/articles/2019/05/21/twisted-metal-tv-series-confirmed-in-development-at-playstation-productions
How about cold-hearted instead? Hahahahaha!
Sure, user. Bend over and I'll get started.

GRANTED

but... UH OH.... it looks like its a remake of small brawl!! - Loot boxes anyone?? hahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A H A H A H A H AH A

Thank you for playing, Twisted Metal!

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A STAR! I want to be the star of Twisted Metal(tm)!

CALYPSOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Turn me into a cute girl.

>peac-AHHHHH
it's spelled "pizza" you dumb handicap nigger

*ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS

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I want every smartphone poster who's ever posted on Yea Forums to be transported to your home, where you will be forced to live with them forever.

Based and clownpilled.

Wish granted. Every phoneposter is transported in my home and we have cool and fun parties all the time until the end of times while Yea Forums slowly dies in obscurity.

I'm happy, Calypso's happy, best Twisted Metal wish would do again.

the only true good ending answer

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Another round, please.

That's racist, Sweettooth

> Unfucked, you say? Very well - all human genetalia vanishes instantly. No more fucking for anyone! Worldwide fertility rates drop to zero, guaranteeing your extinction!

*crashes through wall*
DID YOU KNOW THAT DESPITE BEING 13% PERCENT OF THE POPULATION

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You are now the owner of a home in Detroit.

Here's a wishing well and three quarters, go wild.
user, user, say no more. You'll get Bannerlord, no strings attached. But you're wait for the next game... Let's just say it'll be long.
All the money in the world is yours, user (with the exception of the three quarters I gave to tbe other guy). Enjoy your wealth while it still has value.
Of course, user. You'll be the cutest little girl to ever exist, but like the animations you love so much, you'll only be a drawing.

And as always, thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Ok, I wish for you to have your wife and child back. No strings attached, no twisted version of the wish. Everyone deserves to be happy Calypso, even you!

No thanks i'm good, thanks for having me calypso

I wish you would never smile again.

I WISH FOR EVERYBODY IN THIS DIMENSION TO BUY FALLOUT 76
AND WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGER EVERYBODY WILL HAVE A COPY OF SKYRIM AND FALLOUT 4

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Wish granted
The game copies don't actually work and buyers sue Bethesda to bankruptcy

Why is a man named after a female mythological figure?

I wish for one twenty dollar bill, legal tender, in the palm of my hand, located outside of my person without any other additional substances at the time of the granting of the wish.

THAT THEY MAKE UP 90% OF MY BODYCOUNT?

Forgot my image

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Sweettooth, no! Think of the children!
You should be murdering them instead!

Based

another twisted metal

I want my waifu to become real.

i just want another twisted metal that was so up it's own ass trying to be "edgy grimdark" that it ended up funny.

shit like this was pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=xoFs8REgq8I

Your waifu becomes real but she doesn't love you or even knows you exist, and she goes on a slutting spree with niggers, bald old men and fat ugly bastards

So long as he isn't voting republican, he's no monster.

Lost endings are pure kino

I wish elves were real

by far the best version of Calypso

I wish i was white

Black's ost was amazing.
youtube.com/watch?v=5sVgmmszOjw

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Revenge since is the olny wish you would not try to fuck over as long is not revenge agaist you, so an extra large serving of revenge please!

Joke's on you I like Small Brawl

Great Calypso! There is only one thing I want to see right now.

A proper sequel to Destroy all Humans!