Invite friend over to play smash

>invite friend over to play smash
>brings four people with him
>they're all pretty good
>goodtimeboys.png
>30 min later
>wait a sec
>that
>fucking
>stench
>literal putrid spoiled milk stench all over my couches
>fucking slobs stinking up my kitchen, eating all my snacks
>piss all around my toilet, some even got into the fucking sink
>greasy cheeto fingerprints all over my $200 stockings
>smell so bad, it's like im getting drunk gassed in my own house
>helpless to do anything as these pigs rape my home and leave at midnight

So, what was your Smash community experience like?

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stop making this thread you autist

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FUCK OFF

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>projecting
I'll bet your friends actually hate you.
I would.

>chromatic abberation
>on a fucking drawing

>man of shad

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>posting this exact same garbage every week
please do something else with your time user

>my $200 stockings
I guarantee you look like a fucking goblin.

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>every week
*day

Stick to showing cleavage on twitch, bitch. You will never know how it feels to be a true gamer

I hope they came on those

why would anyone want to cum on some ugly nerd's socks?

user, it is a "trap". Y'know, a mentally ill faggot with attention seeking issues. Don't feed into it. They'll commit not alive soon enough.

>beat this kid at a tournament
>he rages and rips out his controller before storming off
>realize he's probably got fucked up shit going on or lowkey autistic
>next tournament I sandbag and let him win idgaf
>see him talking to someone later pointing at me and laughing

OP isn't a trap. Calling him a "trap" would imply he can pass for a girl, and he definitely doesn't.
OP is just a drag queen.

Stockings are nice desu

that sounds pretty fucking chad user, i go to a local every Wednesday and this nigga once shit his pants during a game.

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Only when they've been worn by a cute girl. Stockings worn by an ugly sweaty nerd are just gross

The only thing they're going to drag is a straight razor over their arteries.

>man of shad

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what a dick, we dont tolerate salt in my local, or regional for that matter, you can be disappointing but if you start freaking the fuck out you get banned from the venue.

>not beating him again for being such a faggot kid

cringe

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>Be me
>cum
>shit and cum
>cum to fart
>fart
>piss fart cum
>eat shit piss cum
>cum
>shit fart fuck cum
>shit

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Relatable

Fucking what

Based

beta bitch, imagine getting btfo by an autist and getting laughed at

>$200 stockings
Holy shit you are a fucking retarded thot.
>inb4 I'm a boy
You're a retard either way.