Solitaire

Time to prove you are not a casual Yea Forums.

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I'm going to start a lets play channel where I only play solitaire.

>not playing hearts

>never learned how to play solitaire or any multiplayer card game more complicated than rummy
What even is the objective anyway? The guides I've seen assume prior knowledge of solitaire terms

>Solitarie
>Not Freecell

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It's not really fun to play a game that has a chance of being completely unwinnable
but i play it anyway

Do it now, i want to be your first sub
The one to take your no sub virginity

>Boomertaire
>Not casual

the modern solitaire is fucking bullshit it purposefully makes the cards so you lose. old solitaire was the real shit.

I'm not very good.

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>5577
take me you stallion.

Alright, if this thread's up in an hour I'll send you a link.
And of course I'll be using XP solitaire

For me, it's space cadet

But Solitaire is one of the worst games in existence.
>90% of the time you're just clicking cards like a zombie with zero strategy involved
>the remaining 10% of the time where you use strategy it's not exactly deep or tactical or thrilling
>game is unwinnable most of the time even if you play it perfectly
What's the appeal?

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Based and pinpilled

Based.

Also op is mega faggot for using basic card backs.

That awesome win animation in 95 where the cards shower down.

its all worth it in the end baby

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I'm not very good at Solitaire but it's a good way to zone out while listening to podcasts or whatever. I dunno my mom used to do the same thing after work every night so it's stuck with me to a small degree I guess.

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This is my wife, say something nice about her.

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>when the card reaches the bottom and starts sliding instead of bouncing really high
Orgasmic.