Look at me user

what happened to his dick?

Found it, 682.

Who cares, anything good has probably been rewritten by the nu-foundation anyway.

I hate that too but most of the good stuff is left untouched

>memorizing their numbers instead of just saying "that antcolony that invades its victims body and mimics them" or "the sea monster that if you know about it, it teleports you to its sea dimension next time you make contact to water"

God the sea monster one used to scare the shit out me since I had a legit child hood fear of that

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Post favourite SCPs

scp-wiki.net/scp-2571

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Mine'll be always the classic staircase one.Even the later revisions which added unneccesary details didnt make it bad.Seriously, how hard is it to grasp the concept of subtlety?Why must everything be either OOOOH U CANT GRASP IT OR IT'S JUST REDACTED BRO LOL or I'LL GO ON GREAT DETAIL HOW THIS EVIL OPERATES,NOW LISTEN TO MY OC'S ST- EHEM THIS SCP'S STORY nowadays?That tree dream you posted was also cool I guess.
I also like wholesome scp's like the magical bowl and the fantasy dream book ones

Shit like that's fun, even the dark ones can be fun. But holy shit fuck that idiot who made a literal satellite that identifies as a transwoman that posts a homestuck tumblr blog and fuck those idiots who think making a literal self insert OC is making an SCP.

>rewrites the doctor like 3 times
>adds hundreds of WORDS WORDS WORDS before the next rewrite
>someone makes a parody of it
>rewrite to make it even more ridiculous than the parody but unironically

Please refrain from posting words like the f-words, i-words and calling there original SCP entries OC's as if this is a sonic deviantart blog - no offense to them, user.
Don't you like the badass abel the baddassador from Coldsteel's battel academy or it's witty and smart brother?You wouldnt dare criticise such all time classics, right?

Fuck the community for accepting that shit most of all.

Parody came before the latest rewrite, but the fact that the same guy who made the parody was the lead in the rewrite makes it absolutely terrible (thanks DJKucktus)

Fuck Decactus or what ever his name is
Guy has head so far up his ass I’ll never get why anyone likes him

hahaha look at him go

The guy hates series 1 yet he’s allowed to change shit from it
No good creations can come out of a place of hate

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someone post the gif with the loli version

RIP in peace Secret Lab. Why did Hubert have to be such a shit dev for such a fun concept? I miss talking shit as a dog to D-boys stuck in 914

Can't break my neck if I don't have bones

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scp-wiki.net/scp-3930
>Area that is completely non existent
>once you step inside you only exist from someone elses point of view
>once they look away they cease to exist
>only 7 people can know of its existence or something emerges from the non existence

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We still play it with anons at the user server on weekends

So which came first, peanut or the weeping angels?

What server? Is it twocows still?

Peanut, the original /x/ post dates from before their first appearance in the series

Containment Breach > Unity CB > Secret lab

What do you mean? Even though updates are slow, it's still fun as long as you avoid the retarded servers

But then again a tv series-ep is written and shot much before airing.

The recording of a basketball game where every time it's played the people inside it gradually notice they're inside a loop until they create a cult and start sacrificing each other.

Yes. Twocows.mooo.com

The server checker is at memesystem.party/scp and the public Steam group for colonizations and pub crawls is called /scp/ chads

I don't understand the scp thing. Wasn't it some horror game at first and then people just started to come up with whatever special power that when x something kills you and slap a number on it?

Senpai, the surface level shit are 99% of the good ones. If it's not on the all time top rated list then it's almost definitely shit, and even some of the stuff there isn't very good

But those are the actual good ones.

Nu-SCP is full of marysue donut steels, powerlevel wank, and """"Lovecraftian"""" shit written by people who don't actually understand Lovecraft.

Probably not several years in advance

Been playing with Yea Forums-/vg/ guys since late Feb last year. Thought with the general dying after 30 posts and with the server checker seemingly always at 0 I thought it was dead relatively, because fuck pub servers

The fucking retard who made that steam group changed the name right after creating it
You have to input SERVERCHADS in the group search bar to find it

also just in case someone wants it
drive.google.com/folderview?id=1DpmDKcyxmhpbeqaxFusAlHQKheXEeV3-

Or just google /scp/ chads

It originates from Yea Forums /x/. People would come up with creepy/strange anomalies and Special Containment Preocedures for them. The different authors would later establish lore and canon of Foundation that is there to Secure, Contain and Protect them and maintain secrecy from public

Other way around. The stories were first, and the game was based on them.

Mind if I radiate into your thread??

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Based old Larry. I still don't understand why those cucks freaked out over copyright after years without issue and changed the entry's images to obviously fake 2edgy4u shit

My femurs oh no noo please I love my femurs oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's %100 bullshit to put his own OC ''art'' there
No copyright issue

Anyone recognize this picture?

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They changed the picture? Fucking seriously?

>You'll never unsee the damn gay as fuck stance with the hand at his hip and the leather jacket
Still better than the new garbage

Am I supposed to? Oh shit wait, what’s Zach doing there?

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I was just gonna take a shower user, fuck you
>I showed you my peanut now answer me

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But that just makes them harder to look up.

the heroes the Foundation deserves

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Yeah. Larry looks like a generic video game monster and the dead agent is completely overboard

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is nothing sacred anymore?

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This loli(?)'s threads on Yea Forums are unnerving as hell.

the infinite Ikea one. I realize it's normie tier but it's always been number one to me

scp-wiki.net/scp-2875

>SCP 2030
>The second story
What the shit

It's not even that someone sued them, it's that someone *might* sue them. Fucking bullshit.

The house full of shadow creatures that rip hearts out, just because it was the best written SCP where the D-bois saved the day.

You fucking madman

It was a lone dclass.
The doomguy of the SCP world

>"the sea monster that if you know about it, it teleports you to its sea dimension next time you make contact to water"
That sounds really stupid. Even for SCP.

It was in there dude

scp-wiki.net/scp-1983

That guy got it a bit wrong
It's not coming in contact with it but being submerged
It's the ocean and there's a chance where you'll survive and be back where you first were too iirc

Iirc it wouldn't trigger on small amount of water until long enough time had passed with subject avoiding water. It would eventually grap you on shower and even glass of water.

Maybe you should read it instead of judging one sentence reference.

What are the actual good SCP?

Any that are well written?

>That sounds really stupid.
>MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS STUPID IF YOU GAVE IT A CHANCE
No, it sounds stupid and sounds like something that appeals to stupid people.

For me it's 093

Quick, pitch an idea for an SCP game other than a horror or survival horror game.

There's nothing more fun than getting this guy stuck on doors.

Management sim. No seriously

But you are just critizing the reference and you are bring encouraged to read the whole thing. It's like if Yea Forums memes covered the games they refer to 100%

Honestly this sounds pretty fun

Lobotomy Corporation was way ahead of you

gem sliding puzzle game

Umm, Lobotomy Corporation

I think the thing that bugs me the most is that it's no longer treated as real, it's too openly acknowledged as fictional and too obvious on the website.

FPS surrounding the multiple military teams that are tasked with containing and handling SCPs and situations

Campaign about the happening with that girl who was a part of a team who got promoted from scp herself to a member of the team and then something happened, they captured her again and she was demoted again.

>plays like prison architect
>have to prevent outbreaks, chaos insurgency break ins, etc
>have to make sure staff aren't undercover agents for various groups

did that server that was posted here finally die?

Who the hell would fall for this shit ever anyways

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PUT THAT NIGGA IN THE FEMUR BREAKER

My favorites are the inter-dimensional vending machine and the coffee maker that can output any liquid you type in. The experiment logs for those two are pure gold.

Not like that retard

I love SCP-2547!

what do you mean then

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is this it
scp-wiki.net/scp-1128

Those are pretty good, I lovre this tale related to 2030
scp-wiki.net/funerals-are-fun

But far too many recent SCPs have issues like DBZ tier powercreeping, mary sue self-inserts, explaining too much shit, having far too many words, doing tales disguised as SCPs, referencing a dozen other SCPs and groups of interest, or inserting stupid shit.
SCP 4231 is the culmination of every issue I listed.
And when we get some good SCPs, they get rewriten into shit, pic VERY related.

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FPS or TPS playing as one of the first response Containment teams, each mission you play as a different team and not all of them would be horror themed or even really require shooting.

This ones pretty good. I always find the ones that don't rely on blood and gore are the best at being unnerving.

I was actively avoiding those threads. Guess I'll check it out.

I liked the one where they fucked up some sort of hell so badly they surrendered.

Okie Dokie.

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It removes a big part of the 'scary' factor when it's openly acknowledged that it's all fake.

he cut it off so he can become a woman.

SCP-093 video game
FUCKING
WHEN

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streamable.com/c2dqe

ah yes the liberals way of thinking

What if 628 was a cute girl?

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I ask again: who thinks it would be real? How does it make it any less scary to say it's not real when everyone already realises it anyways?

SCP:CB is pretty well made for a fangame, I've never really experienced a game with that kind of atmosphere.

DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS

Easily one of the best horror games I ever played. If the main menu is spooky enough to make me want to quit, then you know is great.

It breaks your immersion
When you read a book, you are imagining what it's like inside the setting of the book rather than thinking about how what you're reading is fiction. Nu-SCP goes out of its way to remind you that it is fiction

Nerds are better

Puzzle. Don't as me how it would be done but there are probably a bunch of SCPs that could be put into one.

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It's odd that SCP fanfictions are good. I don't remember the title, but there was this fanfic with SCP-231 that really subverted expectations.

The wondertainment ones are also good.

>open 4231
>a fucking trigger warning
>a fucking chapter list
Kill it with fire

Can you dorks shut up and let me in? I have med kits.

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“They just grew there, overnight. People were horrified. If we cut them down, they’d just grow back. And just kind of…Sway. By the time anybody official took a look at them, they’d already cracked open, and we found out what their spores could do if you breathed em’ in.”

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Aww shit it's [REDACTED] hours!

Is that the one that mimics people voices?

I can't believe this shit

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scp-wiki.net/scp-597
I dunno it manages the gross factor without having to be herp a derp derp blood amirite and I really the idea of something regressing your mind to the point where your a literal child

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wait, what did they change about 953? I thought it was always a Korean fox-lady that hated furries, otaku, and similar people even more than regular humans?

>The latter appears to be a favorite of SCP-2547-1, and the highest recorded amounts of water were produced in exchange for such narratives, followed by the volumes produced in exchange for sexual favors.
Lewd

>Class-D personnel
>100 HP

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>get down to the bottom of the video log
>see the link on the word sing
>all the icons on my taskbar flicker all of a sudden
I was expecting some spooky audio file but thank god it just led to another SCP

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Yup, SCP-939

I love this one, any similar?

>all your agents died like faggots
>fuck SCPs and fuck SCP foundations
>gonna dab on this faggot dimension because it killed my bros

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>"I'm willing to negotiate"
streamable.com/s6ac3

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streamable.com/3a4wq

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Everytime I see [REDACTED] all I hear is that soundbite from Tats Top Videos.

tranny

Guys I don't know much about scp but they are quite interesting. Does the scp wiki have jumpscares in the pages or is just the stories or whatever?

I like this one a bit.
scp-wiki.net/taboo

>one agent died bringing the information D-boy needed back to the first room
>along with a gun with some silver bullets left in it

Are you fucking serious

The Chinese branch has an SCP with a really fucking good format screw that's almost a jumpscare.
Memetic killscreens might freak you out though.

Most of them don't
Some of the images are pretty spooky though

scp-wiki.net/scp-1981

Easy, comedy adventure game where you are a regular dude who has been mistakenly secured, contained and protected. You need to get out cos it's your girlfriend's birthday tomorrow and if you don't get her a present again, there'll be hell to pay.

Hms wintersheimer

>Memetic killscreens
w-what's that?
I expected as much, thanks for the heads up anyways

>this is probably the guy that sued Dino Park when he found out the dinosaurs were all animatronic

No, ur disgu-

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2137 The crime solving ghost of Tupac Shakur

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Imaginary things can still kill you. Slenderman isn't real, but one girl was nearly stabbed to death for him.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Never forget "Subscribe to pewdiepie"

user whatever you do, DON'T OPEN THIS IMAGE.

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cool mandelbrot zoom bro

I almost automatically opened it but I know that some images have different thumbnails than what they really are, never figured out how to make them

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>80 hours in Secret Lab
>still haven't play 049 once

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What are some new SCPs that are good?

>he's never been a dad

Most wholesome skip

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Laugh is fun

lol holy shit just kys you fucking retard. Jesus fucking christ.

This one gets under my skin the most

Ronald reagan cut up on tape

>Special Containment Procedures: You're going to die, you poor dumb fuck.

How do I stop being a cynical jaded fuck who doesn't get scared by anything anymore?

Drugs?

I wish vg and discord didn't kill Secret laboratory, there has never been a game that has made me laugh so god damnhard

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You can thank NEP-NEP for focusing his autism on the general for that

SS13 server that isn't fucking shit

>once you step inside you only exist from someone elses point of view
no.you get wiped from reality but your mind makes you think the person is still alive.
>only 7 people can know of its existence or something emerges from the non existence

pattern screamer

I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Not 953
3333
They rewrote it to add some skeleton nine tailed fox.
If you read it remember to use the history to go back to before djkaktus.

>want to play
>get a glitch where I'm kicked from every game

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When's his turn?

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>spoiler
I know there's a ton of mal0 as female porn but is there any with it as a dude?

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my old favourite was the sexy door knob but the nu-foundation fucked it up and ruined the fun

God i wish i were dr bright

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>rez a d-boi
>fuck you dad I hate you I wish I was never born

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The one about The Sopranos DVD.

I wish I could turn back time to the site's golden years, it's nothing more but a husk of its former self now.

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Hate to break it to you user but 682 is pretty entry level.

Just read that one, just realized it was about Gnosticism

A dating sim. Seriously. EVERY SCP is datable even the inanimate objects,thus the challenge.

...

I dont know...

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O_-
O_O
-_O

Frig off,Randy.
Frig off,Randy.
Frig off,Randy.
Frig off,Randy.

No...

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.ydnaR,ffo girF

where is she?

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The foundation probably tested this and found it didn't work...

try doing that for an extended peroid of time, i guarantee you'll fuck it up

Started as creepypasta on /x/ back when /x/ was still a decent board. This was a looooong time ago.

He kills you if you do that. He's not actually restricted by sight, he just sees it as a game. If you blink like that he sees it as breaking the rules.

So what does he do with blind people?

Either kills them like normal or doesn't give a fuck.

He kills them. Shy guy is blind and peanut beat his ass for an entire day or so

>four digits
stop

Nice headcanon, but no. Otherwise it would consider the eye bots cheating too.

Wow what a cunt

it's called being banned

To be entirely fair to Peanut, you should read this and realize what he has to put up with

scp-wiki.net/date-night

scp-wiki.net/scp-1459

This is my favorite I like the not serious SCPs.

oh

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oo yeah the coffee one was great.

I also vaguely remember one about a subway train that was rly good.

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what the fuck why is my mom there

based and cookiepilled

pretty sure the author himself said something about that so yeah he fucking ruined his own lore which is a shame because I really like 173

Technically protozoa have eyespots, so nut would be stuck forever by the airborne paramecia floating around or growing in his shit looking at him.

Either you start getting super technical about what does and does not stop the nut, or you just handwave it as a really bored neck-snapping elder god.

so its just an elder god pretty much bored and looking for fun

Holy shit, what kind of synchronicity is this? I just watched that for the first time maybe a couple hours ago.

scp-wiki.net/scp-3515
scp-wiki.net/scp-2030

scp-wiki.net/scp-1981

I remember a joke SCP where there was a demon that kept telling the scientists how to contain it and getting so fucking mad when he realized he told them how to contain him
still one of my favorites

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OH MY GOD

its SCP: 92312321

My mom still loves that one, she still believes Reagan was a blood-drenched monster who got away with murder in the Iran-Contra affair

It's only dead if you don't play it with Yea Forums on the weekend or have a good, hidden server to play it on. As you said, pub servers are the fucking worst. I swear this game was solely populated by adults one day, and then over the course of a few weeks it was just full of children. The servers might as well be fucking daycares.

>trying to date the toaster when you ARE the toaster

Fuck that cave.
I read the whole thing, alone, at night, during a storm, to THIS music on loop.

youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48

Was fucking awesome, and fucking scary.

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anybody can just say this then bring up a random SCP number, it doesnt mean anything

scp-wiki.net/scp-2237
He's a humble guy and just wants to have fun adventures
scp-wiki.net/scp-1230
I feel bad for the guy who couldn't handle the isekai, but I feel worse for the book keeper. This is just depressing.

>they're adding the rubber ball to SCP:SL
>but it explodes after a while instead of going on for infinity

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okay but what's an SCP? Is this some new zoomer fad?

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>new

SCP = Sugar Coated Popsicle
It is a website that catalogues all the different kinds of fictional SCPs, what they do, how the affect the world and what the Foundation(the narrative protagonists, not good guys though) does to make sure all the SCPs remain intact and their sweet powers help humanity or just the Foundation out. If not, then we trash the SCP but sometimes the SCPs cannot help us and cannot be trashed. That is where the darker side of the Foundation comes in. To cover their tracks and prevent possible K-class world ending events the Foundation uses any and every method at its disposal to ensure that humanity will live to struggle another day.
Sugar
Coated
Popsicle

Good post.
Took effort.

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One of the best

scp-wiki.net/scp-3074

Who are the best and worst authors?