Our Queen
Our Queen
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Not our slave
Are there sfm yet? Im here only for that, fuck wow.
Malfurion betrayed that?
>no dick
no queen of mine
why the fuck is there so much near porn on this god damn board im so fucking horny everytime i come here
She has a sex leg
vapid whore who ruined her people
I'd still hit that, tho
Whats wrong user?
Imagine "*IT*" on your mouth... What would it taste like haha...
Let me taste... please...
You wouldn't be tasting anything cause is ON your mouth and not IN you faggy homosexual ESL.
can i get a tl;dr on ashzara's lore? no i cannot google noebbel videos
post more warcraft sluts
she was a queen of the Kaldorei, when the Legion invaded she made a deal for power, it failed, then she made another deal with a huge tentacle monster
Elves should be raped and killed. Change my mind.
Close.
Elves should be raped and enslaved.
Is this the WoW softcore porn thread?
Because, in the end, after all is said and done, this website will leave you only with feelings of sadness and abject degeneracy.
Only useful tools in this godforsaken site(which is still the best one that we have, unfortunately) are the /fit/ sticky, the self-improvment general,Yea Forums classics list and the learn guitar general on Yea Forums.
Once you learn about this,only other reasons for coming here are the dopamine hit of the unknown possibility of sexual images and fake and meaningless socialization.
Leave this place if you still can.
Pornthreads attract elf-haters, who would have guessed.
She is not an elf.
What are you looking at, human?
/aco/ is right over there y'know hint hint hint
I dont get it
I want to fuck that goblin
god who couldve imagined WOW would be a last bastion of sexy pauldroncore artwork
But we have such a nice thread here
The goblin is scratching an itch on her leg. It's hard to reach when you're so tall.
Obscenely powerful magic user obsessed with power. Possibly more powerful than Archimonde and Kil Jaeden. Wanted to marry Sargeras himself.
Sargeras told her he would marry her if she opened a portal for him (but in reality he wanted to cuck her with Azeroth).
Malfurion blows up the portal and before she drowns to death, an old god makes a deal with her and she becomes the queen of the Naga
Well, there is 40k too.
WHERE'S
THE HORSE
DICK
nice thread
I wish there was more female trol cute lewd___ art
Shut up homo, Draeneis are pure and have no horse dicks
You didn´t get the lore right
After personally checking several Draeneis i can confirm that is correct.
They have human dicks
>tfw classic will bring a lot of commissions
requesting CUTE warcraft reactions!
pornography is a bannable offense!
god the ingame model for nighborne is trash, why didn't they use the NPC models like Thalyssra
Because Blizzard is fucking lazy. Every allied race is a reskin or a joke like Kul Tirans.
NE were using a lot of magic with attracted the burning legion. Sargaras told her to summon him into the world and he will give her power. She used the well of eternity as a portal to summon him but other elves noticed they were summoning a fucking superdemon and canceled the summoning. This caused the well of eternity to become unstable and rip through the ground into the middle of the ocean. Forming the maelstrom
>40k
nah too much modernity for it and not enough sexy elves.
what if elves were real
>reading this after completely frying my brain on porn for the last few weeks after giving up my nofap streak
Wanna spitroast her together?
Leader of the highborne within the elf society.
Brought Sargeras and his legion to Azeroth cause of lust for power
Had Illidan as his pet when convenient
Defeated by gypsy elves lead by Malfurion and Tyrande.
Her defeat caused the first cataclysm which splitted the continents, created the maelstrom and sunked most land back then, plus got stuff as nagas and satires created cause of it.
Also had Illidan nearby when it was convenient as her pet.
Dont get how but Illidan ended up being cucked without getting to fuck anyone. King of incels.
How come nelfs live like 10x longer than humans but are still dumb forest faggots? With a lifespan that long they should be demigods by now.
No fap is a meme that destabilizes you emotionally and physically.
They wouldn't want to touch you anyway.
I don't get the comic
Illidan nwf Azshara because Tyrande was his waifu, but she cucked him forever into the giga friendzone
Why do I suddenly have an urge to kill dragons?
Because it's a shitty edit. That didn't happen in the manga and never would.
Quite the opposite is the case.
You are already destabilized emotionally and physically if you masturbate and watch porn every day.
When you stop, reality starts kicking in.
But why is she shocked at first?
Hello Mr. Newfag, it's a manga, you read it from right to left.
Pornthreads are always full of idiots.
Both sides are pretty destabilizing so you just gotta know your balance. No faps can make you moody, make you more prone to bouts of rage or send you into depression.
Please tell me that you're just pretending.
You should leave.
You mean like Hebrew? "Manga" is some Jewish shit?
Nothing wrong with being pissed off and/or depressed from time to time.
What are the chances that you are for real?
Who OK'd this? It looks terrible
kek
She's my queen.
I don't want it.
Please just report the porn.
They would still look like trash without all the npc armor instead of the texture armor that players can have
Imagine if a bunch of night elves captured you and turned you into one of their sisters haha.
>Possibly more powerful than Archimonde and Kil Jaeden
You're full of shit. In wc3 lore malf matches her.
It would be a very brief existence
>and turned you into one of their sisters
Tranny please go.
haha would be very funny
what if it's a wopman
Why do you morons always ask this question?
If these Elves were real, there would be no choice for you. You wouldn't get to pick one of them; an Elf would pick you, and there'd be nothing you could do about it. Nothing.
Blood Elves and High Elves have at least some mastery of magic, and would just overpower you just like that. Don't even get me started on the actual competent Mages, Priests and Warlocks who can and will enslave you if needed.
Void Elves have their void tendrils and can easily constrict you until you give in or die.
Night Elves are either physically overwhelming, Druids who can use nature to subdue you, or also masters of magic.
Was /tg/ a mistake? Seems to spawn a subset of autistic spergs.
>Not wanting your sisters to tease your new dripping slit and plentiful breasts
What are you, gay?
Cute little gnomes represent
please don't post that, it's hurting me on the inside
elfs are for anal
GOOD commissions, not shitty goatfucker commissions.
nu-classicporn will be kino
That left arm is triggering me. It's too short.
commissions of cute femdead!!!!
Truth is, the moment an Elf has her sights on you, you belong to her. Doesn't matter if it's a tall, strong Night Elf or a lithe Blood Elf. You're bound to be a slave to an Elf, if they were to exist. Girlfriend or not. They'd just get rid of her anyway. Night Elves and Void Elves will just kill them outright, and the Mages will probably polymorph your girl into a sexy pair of panties and wear them while they conquer your heart and mind.
Be glad Elves don't exist, because you'd most likely end up as the unwilling servant of one.
You think it's a fucking joke? You think you'd have a good time being an Elf's literal bitch?
They'd have you do all sorts of shitty servant stuff, like making her breakfast and going down on her whenever she wants. Helping them do their makeup and style their hair, serve them as they bathe and be dragged along as they go shopping for new dresses and lingerie.
You'd have to go with her as she goes about their day, being shown off to her friends and maybe even being made to worship her when your loyalty is questioned by her jealous acquaintances. And everytime a human woman shows up, your Elf mistress will force you to hold her hand and act like a loving couple, just to stick it to the round eared women.
The worst of it all, is that when you're alone together, she'll drop that demeaning and demanding attitude, and instead trick you by showing compassion and love. She'll hold you close, caress your face while looking down at you with those glowing eyes, and let you rest your head on her warm thighs or soft belly. She'll make you believe that, when nobody is looking, she actually loves you, her favorite servant. She would trick you with such acts so much that you'll undoubtedly end up submitting to her entirely, only to find yourself licking her ass and kissing her lower lips like a little slut.
You wouldn't actually be willing to subject yourself to that?
i lov me sum wow art tattonkas
>an Elf would pick you
They wouldn't. There is barely any sex happening between the races. Yeah, mention the Windrunner sisters again, there is not much.
dios mio..
Why would you even do that?
You'd literally ask her to be turned into a pair of soft panties, to feel that strange sensation of being capable only to feel her slide you up her legs, to feel her warm thighs against a small part of your new "body", until you find yourself nudged between her cheeks and pressed against her mound?
You'd want her to wear you like that, to feel the warmth of her beautiful body always pressed against you, to take in the smell and growing wetness of her arousal overwhelming you, becoming part of you?
I mean, surely you don't want to be literally worn by an Elven beauty when she starts making out with your loving girlfriend, able to hear but not see your woman slowly giving in to the seductive ministrations of an Elf, whose warm lips press against your girlfriend's while the Elf's lower lips press against you? To feel as much as hear the Elf growing more and more lustful by your girlfriend's submission, evident by her increasing arousal that makes you nearly pass out - if at all possible now turned into her lingerie.
Come on, such a fate would be disgusting and humiliating. There's no way anyone would want to feel her asscheeks surround part of you, while her lips gently grip the fabric of your new body, all the while the woman you loved is blissfully unaware in her submissive state, and ready to call the Elf her mistress and lover.
>that bulge
el gnomia...
>remembering from a Knaak book that night elf magic was fell like curtains of lunar light
>tfw thats their panties too
You just know..
Blood Elves are especially vile. They'll force you not only to make dinner for them, but share in that meal as well. You'll be sitting at a table with your mistress and be made to enjoy her company, to see her smile softly as she appreciates your improved cooking. You'll be constantly looking forward to the end of the meal, where she will thank you for your loyalty with a long, loving kiss before cuddling with you on the sofa.
No way. There was an user who thought he could bring his girlfriend into an Elven city, so that if he was hunted by an Elf he could just give her up instead and run.
Now, some Elf has herself a submissive couple instead. Nothing works to avoid such a horrible fate.
If you struggle, she'll only french kiss you more, cuddle with you while bathing and softly hum when you tend to her needs, inevitably overflowing you with unwanted affection for your new mistress.
Whenever you apply her makeup or braid her hair, she will smile at you, wink when your face is inches away from hers, and plant a quick kiss on your nose when she catches you by surprise. She will force you to fall for her, and every night she will wrap her arms and legs around you to hug you tight, to make you feel her warmth, smell her scent and so you will dream of her for certain.
Hey, zandalari look good actually
I stopped and ended up getting a mild case of erectile dysfunction. Fuck that. I'll continue to fap.
>azshara and sylvanas will never suck you off at the same time
Utterly disgraceful. To be reduced to a servant, to make her a cake that she enjoys so much. There's no doubt about it, she would take the cherry and force a sexual interaction with you. Teasingly drawing it over her body, dipping it lower and lower, and you'd know full well she would have you on your knees beside her, so that she can give you a taste of the cherry mixed with her nectar.
Only after submitting yourself to such a vile act, would she place a finger under your chin and, with a smile, pull you up until your lips are close to hers, close enough for your noses to touch.
She'll kiss you, in ways no human woman can. She'll hug you, and thank you in exaggerated appreciation, making you feel all the more a servant to her basic needs.
And the fact that you made her a cake - she didn't even explicitly ask for it - will yield you an unwanted reward. She'll probably take you out for a "romantic" walk, maybe even meet your family again, where she will express how fond she is to have you in her life.
Not to speak of the night that follows, where she will annoyingly prove her superiority over human women by giving you release several times, some of which caused merely by serving her with your tongue.
Is there any mod/hgame that let me conquer lands and capture magical maidens, queens, princess, duchess and force them in my harem ?
Dickplomacy is not enough.
god imagine having a noble elf fall in love with anal sex and beg you to take her from behind over and over
this. The 4 humans who were canonically sought after by an elf are all superhumans who are leagues beyond average for an elf, let alone human
>some faggot has that all typed out beforehand
I mean it would take much longer with just one hand.
is that bird wearing armor?
You can't, really. Some aren't chosen by an Elf, but the increase in their (combined) population means that soon, every male human will fall prey to an Elf.
And if you run, or hide, you only make yourself more desirable to her. She'll find more joy in taking you, and the adrenaline and thrill of the hunt will no doubt send her into a sexual frenzy.
There were some who ran, but take their fate as a lesson. You will be caught, and she will make fierce love to you for hours - even days if you last that long. Some have died, even, their hearts unable to cope with the love and lust forced upon them, their bodies simply surrendering to their embrace. But more, most really, only find themselves at the Elf mistress' feet, their minds unable to think of anything other than hearing their lover moan in appreciation, to see that warm smile and feel Elven legs wrapped around their heads.
You will become an Elf's lover, there are simply many paths to that fate, but none that stray from it.
Sure. It doesn't sound bad to wake up every day, looking at the face of an Elf who is in pure bliss thanks to having such a loyal servant.
It doesn't sound so bad, to always be so close to an Elf, to see that annoyingly perfect face, with those warm glowing eyes, soft lips, long ears. To know that it is the face of your mistress, your owner, and that you will have to tend to her for the rest of your life.
She will be everything to you, and you will end up living only to hear her appreciate your deeds, to see her lie back with her eyes closed and with a smile on her face. To lie in her embrace while she drifts to sleep, utterly relaxed from your late night massage.
Doesn't sound so bad? It sounds like a horrible fate to me.
Is your KWEEN even in BfA yet?
I don't think that user that writes all that shit actually cares about lore.
Please
>your waifu will never wait for you in Elwynn forest after a long day of farming bgs and give you this look
Why are we even on this world?
>draenei
into the trash
night elf gfs or nothing
>you will never get to experience this
More for me!
shame on you user
Patrician taste my friend
>elffag can't take a joke
pottery
I hate how Night Elves were retconned by WoW.
They went from savage xenophobic mysterious ancient race, to some bimbo sluts taking human and orc cocks who happened to be troll mutants.
Tyrande's character perfectly represents that retcon.
Pelinal shitposting was always more of a Yea Forums thing.
did you even play W3?
it was always canon that Night Elves became weaker, they can now age, get sick and their druidic powers are not as strong as before
It's true mostly, but
>to some bimbo sluts taking human and orc cocks
is purely porn. Please don't make the same mistake as 90% of anyone in this thread and confuse the actual lore with pornography.
but Tyrande is the one who's gone ballistic and calls for genocide
are you telling me that female draenei don't have dicks the size of my arm?
Are elves the most disfunctional race?
porn is canon, retard
>porn is canon, retard
Trolls!
tell one setting where Elves dont fuck everything up
I don't see it anywhere user
Nope wowbab. Only the aging happened.
You wut? She's the biggest Orc sucker. She bows to humans because she's so thristy for Orc cocks that she can't defend Ashenvale herself.
Worst she let almost every Night Elf territory like Azshara, Hyjal, Suramar to the Horde.
Can trolls be circumcised?
Draenei!
this poster is masturbating as he types
Kay.
Any time you mention that elves actually don't fuck around as much as porn might make you think, the thread turns into an elf-hate thread instead.
>tfw no human gf
It's not porn : Night Elves are the only one race where girls have their boobie bounce.
They are also thirsty for human/orc cocks.
>Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs
Discarded. Orcs were the intruders, night elves had every right to fight back.
for you
Then explain to me why she isn't able to retake Ashenvale from a single Orc clan. Why she needs Varian to help her from not loosing EVERY part of Ashenvale. Why she is dreaming about Varian. Why she is being taught by Varian on how to fight and behave.
hot
/ourqueen/ indeed.
This is what porn does to you. The idea that a night elf wants to attract a guy from her own race is completely alien to this guy.
Lightforged Draenei suck, I'd rather the Alliance got Man'ari Eredar, it would be fun having an evil race
Blizz had to rewrite a dialogue where Shandris lusts over a human (the rambo meme dude) because it pissed of NEs fans.
NEs in WoW where always there to be the sex dolls of the Alliance nothing more.
>it would be fun having an evil race
you mean like void elves and Dark Iron dwarves?
>it would be fun having an evil race
No it wouldn't you degenerate faggot
That was just blizzard actually making sense for once.
t. plays with Warmode Off
also in the same expansion where they fought the legion
I have achieved erection.
Dark Iron are not evil just morally grey, they do what's needed to win
Void Elves shouldn't exist at all
What a weird ship.
>warmode
I don't even know what that is. Please don't tell me PvP is a toggle in modern WoW
>playing evil in a moralfag simulator where the main theme is banding together against a sunday morning
cartoon villain.
Okay my dude.
Hey, isn't this from that nigga that did artwork for TF2?
>Dark Iron are not evil just morally grey,
the only times they ever appear in the narrative is to massacre Horde civilians so that the Alliance can commit war crimes without any of the "main" races getting blood on their hands
My little dragon gnome can't be this cute
Giv me empress Maiev Blizz
you just need an excuse
>the Alliance finds itself being outflanked with the inclusion of the Highmountain Tauren and Nightborn Elves into the Horde. The Alliance's ranks have been bolstered by the Dark Iron but King Wrynn can't afford to be outnumbered(void elves shouldn't exist). A group of Man'ari Eredar aproach the Alliance, with the Fall of the Legion major demons are carving what's left into their own warbands, many, especially the Dreadlords seek vengeance against the Eredar for their leadership position under Sargeras. This group has decided to seize the oportunity to aproach the Alliance in exchange for a place within the ranks they help the Alliance against the Horde with their powerfull Warlocks and Warriors
He looks better than ever but he also looks OLD.
An OLD LOOKING ELF. There's been zero so far.
>Blizzard ripping off the Elite-Brute War
I could see it
I hope you enjoy playing your burning crusade private server while us classichads enjoy a full 2019 experience.
He's old and senile as well.
Malfurion had absolutely nothing on her, especially not back then before he was an experience druid
Azshara meanwhile was more than capable of wiping out a troll army by herself
Well of Eternity boosted highborne were insane, remember that the night elves won a war against all troll empires at the same time, despite being outnumbered some 1000 to 1
no lewds tho
Sauce?
Wow is almost 20 years old now, its time to let go.
> At seeing his love fall,
Furion went into a murderous rage and resolved to end Azshara’s life
>The ensuing battle between Furion and Azshara threw the high-borne’s
carefully crafted spellwork into chaos. The unstable vortex within the Well’s
depths finally exploded and ignited a catastrophic chain of events that
would sunder the world forever.
but user, WE keep forgetting who HE is.
God damn it I wish human women were real.
This. It better be a cut dick too.
Who cares, BEs are the biggest race traitor of WoW.
>"Durr, durr, let's become HORDE, the very faction filled with barbaric beats which was on the verge of destroying us. FOR DA HORDE, LOKTAR, WARCHIEF IS COOL. "
damn right
>ywn suck on Jaina's big salty tits
Isn't that dragon a dude?
A man of refined taste
youtube.com
no, they just named her before Knaak accidentally retconned the way bronze dragons are named
The dragon behind is Nozdormu yes but chromie is always represented as a female gnome.
I think the problem came from her name which looks like other male dragon names.
Don't forget
>the faction that has undead in it, the very reason our home got destroyed in the first place!
Yeah sure, it's other undead, that makes all the difference.
why doesn't bolvar command all the undead to be good?
Horde might have come close to destroying their kingdom, but they blame humans for their kingdom being destroyed. They also don't like night elves and Sylvanas while undead is still a former elf
>fantasy race girl in modern attire/setting
My headcanon is that the pink slut has a futa dick and the green slut is sucking her off.
When all your dudes take a nap for 10 000 years I'd be surprised if someone DIDN'T figure out magic to grow a dick.
They are the biggest assholes in WoW. They even give the credit on the Horde instead of Sylvanas for saving their ass from the scourge in TBC, and completely forget that the Night Elves helped them.
>become warlock
>summoning ritual at home
>stay locked in for weeks on end
why doesn't Bolvar order the undead to kill themselves?
because the story is shit since vanilla.
AUGHH ISHNU-ALLA WEARY QUEEN!
It's a shame the franchise died. Then again it is its own fault, plus rather than trying to come up with something interesting, the second game was more or less just sold on hurr durr, Terry Pratchett's daughter wrote for it and you get to fight Romans.
>and completely forget that the Night Elves helped them.
That was specifically Kael's group, and they all fucked off to suck demon cock before ever going back to their homeland again.
To be fair, Turalyon was kind of a nobody little priest when Alleria fell for him. She was attracted to him because he went out of his way to impress her with small but thoughtful gestures, like trying to learn her language just to talk to her in it. He was a studious little bookworm healer nerd and she loved him for it.
Then his king died in front of him and he became Doomguy for orcs.
The humans trying to kill them is also specific to Kael's group.
But speaking of which, i'm starting to understand why they wanted to kill Kael so badly.
> to suck demon cock before ever going back to their homeland again.
That's because they were on the verge of dying.
It's not even other undead.
It's literally the same undead.
Most of Arthas's army was made up of risen citizens of lordaeron. The same undead that would become the Forsaken.
really? I thought they didn't even know each other until after Turalyon had already killed Doomhammer
proof that elves instinctively know which to pick even if they haven't bloomed yet
Don't forget the Horde has trolls yelling "vengeance for zul'jin" and naming their city orgrimmar. Oh and the Elves are supposed to be the most civilized/egocentric/condescending people.
post more butts
Good lord look that back
why is this thread still up
Yes it is wpvp die long ago
because softcore wow pics>wow gameplay
Sorry, fresh out of butts user
Yup
but these threads never stay up for this long
Shut up nixxion
Stop please im busy right now
Why not move it to /aco/ then.
Sorry not interest i have purplefever
Purple-ish?
>you will never make sweet love to your night elf wife with tight abs in the middle of a night elf forest while night elf women chant comfy songs about elune
Why even live
Blizzard is fucking garbage and I don't understand why people have lore threads for a trash franchise. May as well talk about Fallout nu-lore garbage.
the big cat seems comfy
im convinced its the same people who had nothing but space marine images back when furries were a thing.
they just moved on to elves once all the furry stuff got purged. LARPers gonna LARP
It was the first world where I felt truly immersed in and part of it, I was invested in the lore, the people, the happenings, etc.
After I left the game cause it became trash no other game could pull me the way it did and thats why it still has a place in my heart to this day.
>their tail doesn't end in a heart shape
ah man so close...
back to fallout tranny
Where can I watch some high quality animated and decently voice acted full sex scenes of these delicious elves
have sex
Spoiled queen of the Kaldorei is both the most beautiful, and also one of the most capable magic users in Old Kalimdor
Refuses any consorts, and when she meets Sargeras in visions, she goes "That's it, the perfect husband"
Throws everything to summoning him, allying with demons, crushing the commoners
Commoners fight back, and with some shit involving Illidan, Malfurion, Tyrande, etc, the portal in the Well collapsed and flooded.
She and her highborne drown - not really.
She, being one of the most potent spellcasters in Warcraft, and knowing her value, essentially blueballs an Old God into making her his queen as opposed to a pawn
This was the picture that caused me to appearance change my DH to get this. I had no idea that the DH-only skin colors also made them ripped. They should advertise that on the box. I mean why the hell wouldn't you pick to be ripped when it's an option
whats the source
They have a fondness for most of the elven ladies. No porn though, mostly just jokes
They do comics for Valve, professionally, if I recall, and do Warcraft fanart for funsies on the side, I can't remember all the details
>ywn suckle her while simultaneously pleasuring her mom
Yes
They like doing warcraft fanart for funsies
I'd cum so hard in either's throat I'd be 100% dry for days after
>they
Same thing with Kael'thas, he knew that Daughter of the Sea was gonna become the ultra mage
She's an elf, therefore she belongs to human men.
She, then.
She's an artist working at Valve
How wet was Sylvanas when she saw Arthas?
Fuck off with this cuck shit. Porn has burned your brain.
Knickers gushin
Incredibly. That's why she slid on the ground into his sword when she died; she was still soaking wet down there
>Alleria being the most skeptical of the 3
>Ends up with the most Chad paladin that literally turned the tide of the 2nd War
Imagine being so thirsty that you powerslide right into an attack
>tfw I actually really like male warcraft elves
You can't find them in any other fantasy media, it upsets me
At least we have intimidating purple ladies
good night Yea Forums so sleepy after this wank
I get not liking cuckshit but why would you be angry over a fictional race being "cucked" by literally your own kind?
KYS gay.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE ANYMORE IS TO FUCK A NIGHT ELF! WHAT'S THE POINT IN LIVING IF YOU CAN'T BREED WITH A CUTE PURPLE AMAZONIAN TREE ELF?!
Because this shit ultimately always turns into muh human dick is superior to faggy elf fags. I don't self-insert into anything, but it's a detriment to actually having a normal conversation about this fictional race by turning it always into a self-insert wankfest about how great we humans are for supposedly fucking a fictional race which as this thread already briefly discussed doesn't really happen, what makes this extra dumb
Windrunners sisters are into humans, that's literally canon dumbass.
What are you even doing on this thread.
I love her Nathanos, it's the best version of him
I think him being stuck in an eternal war against the Burning Legion was a bit much but I'm glad he's back.
*cheats*
Yes, the Windrunner sisters. Elves all around the warcraft world are getting cucked because these sisters exists.
>am I reading?
>what the fuck
Is he having an existential crisis?
well the Nightelves got cucked out of their tree
forsenCD Clap
That's a classic fantasy trope. Windrunner sisters only confirmed it.
You have also Kael wanting Jaina on the other side but Arthas was more handsome.
I just want a cute undead wife to come home to
I'm not gona lie, I resubbed for a while because of her comics. It was fun pretending to be her headcanon whilst playing the game for a short time.
>liking dicks instead of this
lmaoing @ u
Yes, it's only there because it's a classical fantasy trope and because of shitty self-insert writers. Doesn't mean people should shitpost like there are interracial breeding camps.
>tfw no night elf gf
It hurts, bros.
you just want a wife to come home to but you won't apply yourself so you resort to fantasies and role play, you are pathetic.
>want to see two girls fucking each other
>somehow that makes me gay
>there's a clear precedent for elves having romantic relationships with humans in Warcraft, just like everywhere else
>WTF STOP POSTING THIS YOU HORNY BASTARDS IT NEVER HAPPENS IN CANON REEEE
Fucking seriously?
How much gnome and Chromie porn is there?
Too little
You're a fucking mongoloid
>>WTF STOP POSTING THIS YOU HORNY BASTARDS IT NEVER HAPPENS IN CANON REEEE
Strawman, nobody said that.
She is a known lurker and has posted on /wowg/ sometimes.
Too bad a lot of people RP humans pala having a Night Elf wife, and apparently even the writers are into it. What's the point of factions otherwise?
>wanting females to have dicks making them males
>not gay
still lmaoing @ u
>turning it always into a self-insert wankfest about how great we humans are for supposedly fucking a fictional race which as this thread already briefly discussed doesn't really happen
>nobody said that
Again, fucking seriosuly?
Holy shit I never noticed that text on the bottom left, they're on my server lol
>what is a herm in 2D
My mistake
>*doesn't really happen much
There.
BASED
To be fair, the most prominent Elf on Elf relationship in the game (Malf and Tyrande) is a fucking joke.
My only Queen is Sylvansas.
Illidan betrayed the Kaldorei resistance and joined Azshara's lot. It's why he was given the title "The Betrayer"
soi
Good, shitty self-insert players as well. I could roleplay a Tauren plowing a harem of 20 female human wives, doesn't mean it's an ordinary thing in the actual lore.
I think your calculations are a bit off master shake
I mean it's not like she's hiding it.
How many healthy, normal relationships are there even among the primary characters?
give more warcraft lewd
Almost all of the NE characters are a joke at this point. Fortunately they still have ownership of absolute best elf.
What do you know about the actual lore, especially when it's written by self inserts. The point of WoW is also that every one is unique, a CHAMPION. We aren't talking about your average human.
>that gif
cute as fuck
I want to burry my face between her thighs.
Illidan is such a faggot.
Alright, my Tauren self-insert now also has ten dwarven wives. It's canon now, dwarf women get fucked by Tauren all the time.
yeah, makani is pretty based
Muh purple nigga
Genn Greymane and Queen Mia. But Mia is a side character
Uh...That one Shipbuilder and her husband in the Alliance Build a Boast questchain. They're happy and married
There are no healthy relationships in WoWlore where both characters are relevant
Varian and Tiffin (until she got rocked)
Except there's no precedent in lore about that.
Not him but more like I really can't justify making myself so vulnerable to the modern USA woman. I stand to lose everything.
what is this .gif from?
Half-elves are incredibly rare, the Windrunner sisters are an exception, as far as I know there are no confirmed relationships between night elves and humans. And especially not between orcs and night elves. Yet you will see many posts that imply the opposite. Some are just shitposting, which really doesn't make it any better, others actually might be dumb enough to think that it's the normal because of porn and memes.
Me and my wife of course!
The best move you can make is find productive hobbies and skills and work on them. If you want a specific hobby, get really fucking into cooking. Like, don't brag about it, but learn to cook good, and focus on being self reliant with laundry and stuff, and maybe a cool hobby you're excited about.
If you're self sufficient and don't need a second mother, and you have something you're passionate about, and you open your heart, you'll find a girl easy. If the girl you find is trash, you have a good hobby and pride in being self sufficient to fall back on and try again
>Almost all of the NE characters are a joke at this point.
Night elves have been getting raped by Blizzard's lore team since the dawn of time, every time writers needed to spark the conflict in Kalimdor, they just let someone take more of nelf territory, and practically none is left now.
It's a fucking joke at this point, night elves have been living on the streets of Stormwind for the past fucking year, literally.
Are you going to explain how?
>forsenCD
this is Yea Forums not twitch zoomer
I understand all the hate she gets but BFA Jaina is one of the best characters designs to come out of WoW for a long time.
>Maiev was lusting after Malfurion and jealous of Tyrande
>Him and Illidan are twins
>Maiev watched over Illidan during 10 000 years and was the last male available.
tfw no mommy Jaina gf
with her actual mommy included
My bad master shake, your miscalculation was right here
>male genitalia+female body=futa
The answer to the equation above is actually a male.
Cheers
She's Golden's self insert. Hence why she's barren and Anduin calls her "Aunty" (Anduin is Golden's perfect child she never had).
You do realize that female body also includes female genitalia, right?
jesus christ that's a giant head
>there are no confirmed relationships between night elves and humans
No but the night elves went from the most xenophobic race to considering the humans are their equals. That only happened in 10 years.
so male human on female elf is pretty based but when do we get male human on female dragon?
no but we get male dragon on female human, guess who
when are Blizzard gonna let us play as Undead Elves
What do you mean if
>I understand all the hate she gets
Does she get much hate? As far as I can tell she's one of the better realized characters in WoW, with her even going full circle to accepting her dad.
are they still trying to unJUST Kalec?
>so male human on female elf is pretty based
Overdone cliche, ruined by dumb self-insert writers, anti-elf shitposters and trannies suffering from autogynephilia.
>rip through the ground into the middle of the ocean
That's not how it works.
Hell yeah, more Makani fans
She's great and has a great sense of what makes a story tick - her time at Valve really shines through here.
tf2 comic will never be finished will it
She did in the Wrath-Wod era, with all the craziness happening in the novels and whatnot. She wasn't handled very well, having been made the usual 'Crazy lady is crazy because of trauma, crazy lady is bad' treatment that Blizzards now doing to Sylvanas
there's no way onyxia didn't play with anduin's dick
I remember there being a blue dragon and a former Silver Hand paladin having a thing in the burning dumpster that was the manga.
>with her even going full circle to accepting her dad.
She didn't. That's the point. She's the most inconsistent character and became a mary sue now that she's a writer self-insert (like Nathanos).
They just unJUSTed him in a different game.
Sure, I can see that. I think her arc is one of the best ones in BFA though and they made the twists to her character work pretty well. Sylvanas is the one that went down the drain, Jaina worked out nicely.
Have all of that already. For one, I bake a lot of different sweets and pastries. That is all irrelevant to what can be a coin flip. If the girl I find is trash, I probably won't be able to just say "ok, I'm done". If married, well, there goes half my shit. Kids? Oh, let's garnish those wages. She convinces the judge of a big change in her life after divorce? Nice, I always wanted to retire 10 years after my projected date. Even without the above commitment situations, there is the social destruction that can follow.
>Onyxia
>62991683
If it's futa on female it's literally the same thing as watching a girl fuck another girl with a strap-on.
Her being a belligerent xenophobe didn't sit well with people. Also how deus ex machina she was at the beginning of BfA, arriving on a flying ship out of nowhere
We also have Male Dragon on Female Spirit Healer
Her arc is her being a dindu and then being back to her wc3 character.
Never because Dragons favour elves.
I fukken love the blood elf aesthetic, anyone know what inspired it?
Why do you keep throwing that word around? You actually think Nathanos or Jaina is anyone's self-insert? Neither are particularly good people.
...
This thread must be purged
I know it's meant to be shadow but it looks like she has a massively hairy muff.
>All I wanted to do was to study
>I'll lead this fucking gigantic fleet into a Horde harbor
>dindu
>back to her wc3 character
You fucks just write down words without any thought, don't you?
EDGE
Then why not put the strap-on user? why give her a biological dick that makes her male?
Hot...
I did last night I need something exotic
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, ARTHFOX
It does make a difference when your own former subordinate is the one leading that faction of undead.
They would rule the world. Imagine a race of creatures that are better than humans in literally every way and are also almost immortal. Unless you nerf them in some way (like in the Witcher, where they barely reproduce and their population is extremely small), elves are going to be dominant.
youtube.com
How can you even consider that?
Keep in mind that Nathanos was able to stand against malf and tyrande on god mod (yea i know NEs in WoW are a joke).
As for Jaina I already explained it. She's the marye sue of BFA, coming at the perfect moment to save the alliance in her magic ship, even being able to stand against the best warriors of the horde and escape without a scratch.
No, not just baking, learn to make good wholesome and healthy meals.
And it's not a coinflip if you take your time and put some effort into learning who the girl is before you commit to anything. If you want some immediate red flags, pay attention to how she talks about any exes. Does she go into a frothing fit about how much of a bastard he was? Red flag. If it was a bad break up, does she stay pretty chill when explaining it, or go crazy?
How people talk about others behind their backs is a big indicator of treatment. If they're pretty positive and pretty chill (evenm in regards to dealing with right bastards in their life) then it's a good sign. If they badmouth and gossip badly about everyone they meet that slightly offends them, then stay away.
Get out of the catastrophizing. Life is work, and it will be work to go out and find the right person, but if you want to be loved, you have to know the terrifying ordeal of being known
It always reminded me of a bland and watered down version of Requiem.
Wc3 character :
>Horde gooood, Dad you are wrong about them, they are gooooood, i'm going to help the Orcs to kill you and my people.
BFA character :
>Horde gooood, they god people like Baine, only the Banshee Queen is bad.
GREY WOMAN BAD
My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.
>Jaina
>Grey
lmao
ELF PUSSY BELONGS TO WHITE HUMANS ONLY!
REMEMBER THAT ELFTIOD
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND STORMPILLED
Some guesses - look for old ass specific era Asian styles - Night Elves culturally kinda lean towards Korea lite- Blood Elves tend to have more of an Imperial Japan flare. The architecture of most Highborne stuff sort of goes all over the place, but the pearly buildings with colored rooftops is pretty Greeky in flavor.
The Elven aesthetic is pretty nebulous, I feel we'd need like, an artist with proper history in architecture and style to pipe up.
And yes, Blood Elves definitely go for edge - vengence, all that
>Blood Elves definitely go for edge - vengence, all that
Well, they did. Now they're just High Elves that wear red.
>BFA
>Horde gooood, they god people like Baine, only the Banshee Queen is bad.
Yeah, clearly she thinks the Horde is worth protecting by killing thousands of them, including the new-found Zandalari. Not to mention shifting allegiances are only a small aspect of a character, she's completely different from her WC3 self either way.
sounds like a question for twitter
Mary sue is ultimately a really silly term. You can apply it to Batman, and it would fit to a T.
Also, if she was a Mary Sue, she'd be accepted back home right away and no one would question her period, and yet we get an entire questline about her having been banished to die.
thanks tcgbro
Only the mean Disney villain banished her.
3 quest later Jaina was back, even leading her country thanks to being a marye sue and saving the day. Becaming the Admiral instead of her brother who actually went into Navy. Suddenly people forgot about their families being slaughtered by the Orcs she helped.
what's the source on that gif? the smooth animation has caught my attention
None of those links actually make it seem like a self-insert, dude. Nathanos is every medium comes across as an asshole and he's specifically written as such. This is what you get when you take nu-Yea Forums "informational" images like that at face value.
I never played vanilla, what class works best with night elves? Should I stick to hunters, or are there other options for newfags?
There's actually a huge war going on in case you didn't notice. If you pay attention to the dialogue you will see that she blames Sylv for it and acts like a retard for the sake of virtue signaling : "We shouldn't attack as long as they mourn their king, we will be no better than Sylvanas."
Well, if I wanna be nitpicky, they wore red to symbolize the sacrifice of their kinfolk - Vengence and being pissed at life was kind of a side effect of a larger Elven condition - All elves are petty as hell. It's a race trait.
One of the old Pearl of Pandaria short stories sort of summed it best, the big difference between Blood and High Elves. Blood elves did anything for survival, and High elves were more worried about their dignity and purity. (Having rejected the idea of siphoning mana from a living thing, and later on demons, which was more safe than unstable mana crystals, which often resulted in a degeneration to wretched.(As described in the Blood of the Highborne novella))
And now with everything that's happened, High Elves are seen as high horse bastards who happily took part in the Purge of Dalaran (By gleefully killing non combatant Sunreavers), and Blood Elves are folks stuck with the Horde out of practicality and it being too late to really be able to back out and return to the Alliance, especially now that Void Elves are a thing, and their threat to the Sunwell being a thing.
Elves have so much Lore n Politics up the ass, it's great - but then you realize this sort of effort could have gone to a race like the Tauren, who get fucking nothing
Vanilla Nathanos is an asshole until you earn his respect. (and his insults were actually funny) Nuthanos is just a one note eye rolling dick even as we're fresh off saving the universe, who can beat anyone and escapes without a scratch every time. He's also the main fucking character hordeside, you deal with him constantly.
we talking gameplay or aesthetics?
You are so much retarded.
Man, and Nathanos was such a bro back in Vanilla too...
>I didn't actually play this or read up on it, the post
literally every sentence here is objectively contrary to in-game except
>Becaming the Admiral instead of her brother who actually went into Navy.
which forgets to mention Jaina is a mage who can command ships to do crazy shit
Based as fuck. Finished replaying Overlord 1 a few days ago, currently on the second on.
I don't even want to imagine how much that cost
Poitonaholic makes a lot of good troll stuff
How the fuck does any of that make for a "self-insert"? He's a dick and meant to be a dick. I'm not arguing for a lot of depth of character here.
If you got nothing except shitty grammar and insults, just don't post at all.
Gameplay.
why doesn't NotThanos just use the Infinite Dragonflight Gauntlet and snap half of the Alliance away??
>literally every sentence here is objectively contrary to in-game except
Okay then tell me where i'm wrong, should be easy.
>which forgets to mention Jaina is a mage who can command ships to do crazy shit
Hmm who are we going to choose as lord Admiral... The girl who chose Horde over us and has 0 knowledge about ships... Or the guy who spent all of his time on a boat.
It's actually worse because at least the scourge were mindless slaves acting on the will of like 3 evil pricks. The forsaken are doing it all willingly. Blood Elves should have no part in BFA, they'd just chill in Silvermoon with the Nightborne until it blows over.
>self-insert = character can't be a dick
This is what you implied dumbass. Also nice job ignoring the pic i posted.
Because Danuser basically hijacked an existing character, made him #2 in the setting and got him a fancy new model to resemble him.
>The girl who chose Horde over us and has 0 knowledge about ships... Or the guy who spent all of his time on a boat.
The girl who can freeze the fucking seas and make ships fly, maybe? She sure as hell is "choosing Horde" by using that same fleet to decimate theirs and to serve as major antagonist in a Horde v Alliance raid.
Milkies!
No, you see it makes a lot of sense for the nightborns and the belves to slaughter their own family alongside the Orcs and undeads who have a history of being peaceful.
What pic? Neither of the posts I quoted there had a pic. If you mean the hot infographic with him posted earlier, nothing in there implies it's a self-insert.
Creating an adjutant to Sylvanas to fill the gap Varimathras left doesn't make him a self-insert, either.
>Keep in mind that Nathanos was able to stand against malf and tyrande on god mod (yea i know NEs in WoW are a joke).
After being hooked on two valkyrines for a power boost.
>escape without a scratch.
Wrong
That piece is awesome, i can't tell what the artist name is in the lower right corner says tho, could someone tell me please
>having a stupid powerlevel in badly written scenes means it's automatically a self-insert
>tfw Nathanos has you dig up war heroes to brainwash
>Forsaken are making abominations (hacking up villagers, sewing them together and brain damaging them into retarded shock troops if you didn't know)
No conflicts of interest here boss
Pretty sure that's Brandon L Hunt
How does making ships fly make you a good navy commander??? By your logic every mage should be leading Navies and Armies ("look i'm making canons flying").
She stayed on earth all of ther time while he was on sea.
>She sure as hell is "choosing Horde" by using that same fleet to decimate theirs and to serve as major antagonist in a Horde v Alliance raid.
Only because Sylv, Arthas 2.0 is leading Horde and trying to exterminate everyone.
Cute femsaken gf!
you know there's something great about Yea Forums : it's an imageboard website.
Bless HotS for making her so popular.
>Brandon L Hunt
>artstation.com
Next time use the google function, found it easily that way.
He did a cool Arthas as well.
Playable naga when?
Indeed
>there's no way onyxia didn't play with anduin's dick
any fandom doujins?
The first thing you see when Jaina commands the fleet is Tandred coming up giving the commands to the "normal" boats. Jaina gets admiralty because she knows what the fuck's gonna happen magic-wise. And no, not "every mage" can remotely do what she does. Her powerlevel's been massive since Throne of Thunder.
The Sylvanas argument doesn't make much sense either when the entire point of the attack on Zandalar has very little to do with her - they explicitly want to stop the Horde from getting a powerful fleet. At best you can argue that Sylvanas was the trigger for the war to exist right now at all, which is obviously true but also goes for every single other character of the Alliance.
only hunter, and priest if you like griefing with mc
Hopefully soon
it sure allows you to grab three barely tweets together to have a conspiracy theory image, that's for sure
all three are literal jokes btw, but i can imagine an autist not getting those
Post more undead.
Nope
I want to fuck her three-hole so bad bros
>dude literally gives a new body to nathanos so it can look like him
>AHAHAHA ITS JUST A JOKE.
You are going to say that for the other evideces provided?
evidences*
he doesn't even look like him unless you think having facial hair at all means you all look alike
i'm sorry your 1000 hours in mspaint didn't work out, user
SHE FIGHTS THE HORDE BECAUSE ITS SYLV WHO IS ABOUT TO ANNIHLATE THE ALLIANCE
HER DAD FOUGHT THE HORDE BECAUSE ITS THE HORDE
GOT IT?
¨Your queen who is a mid-expansion boss instead of being the final one after years of build up.
>Woman wearing plate armor
>Except her stomach
>Arrow killed her in the stomach
Hope she learns something from it when she gets back up.
Yes, her dad and her are different. What the fuck's your point here? She's not friends with the Horde, either. She's pretty much in the same relationship with them as the rest of the Alliance: they know there's some good eggs there, but there's war anyway.
>same facial hairs except of on the sides
>nathanos became a fatty.
>dude literally says "it's like looking into a mirror"
So now, where's the joke if he doesn't look like him? Why did he post that?
imagine those thighs around your neck
Exactly. Therefore she hasn't changed since wc3.
Imagine fucking a Panda
>same facial hairs except of on the sides
that's what adults call "not the same"
>nathanos became a fatty.
the fuck? he's never ever portrayed as fat
>where's the joke if he doesn't look like him
it's the name of the story you dumbfuck
he was referring to how nathanos got a new model
>All those same faces
>one of the most significant characters lore-wise in the whole franchise
>the last true tie to warcraft's story
>spent 15 years being hyped up as a master-puppeteer/demi-god/impending threat that is always watching and biding her time for the perfect moment to strike
>you literally just walking into her house and kill her during what is effectively a side-mission in BFA's story
I can only imagine they are trying to get rid of all the "old" stuff in the story as fast as possible/tie up loose ends so they can move on to whatever comes after BFA. Theres only N'zoth left now in terms of villians so it's fucking beyond me what they are going to try and pull in the next expac if even the faction conflict is looking to be coming to an end.
>gone from a meek and optimistic but intelligent girl and powerful mage to getting disillusioned, then traumatized by being literally nuked and falling into blind revenge, to being a major player both politically and powerlevel-wise and is pretty much completely outward
Again, if you define a character by only a single trait you can see everyone as staying the same forever.
You know what is a mirror right?
yes Nathanos is a bit fat, especially for a freaky undead. Why do you think that he gave Nathanos a new body.
Is it confirmed we actually kill her? I thought it was implied she either gets away or something else happens. BFA has been moving towards bosses-as-storytelling rather than straight up killing lore characters recently.
again, how did her view change compared to wc3, where is it shown? What is the character development you are describing here beside the fact that she suffered?
>the last true tie to warcraft's story
The hell does that even mean?
I don't think there are many expacs left. Warcraft 3 Reforged is them testing the waters, Blizz wants to see if they can develop a classic WC game like in the good old days. If it gets good reception, then we'll see WoW slowly winding down in the last expac, and the story will finally move on to Warcraft 4.
Now there's some wishful thinking if I ever seen it.
where the fuck's the fat? point it out to me, he literally has the same build as a generic human male, so unless you think every undead that doesn't have bones sticking out is "fat" that's an absolutely retarded line to take
>You know what is a mirror right?
you're just dense as fuck, aren't you? he was teasing the story
What other character can you name from the original warcraft RTS storyline and lore that aren't either dead/gone or a bastardised version of themselves
No it doesn't look like she dies. According to the encounter dialogue at the end Jaina and Thalyssra magically seal or imprison her, binding her to her palace. Azshara might escape and appear again in the future. Same with Sargeras, because no one remains imprisoned forever.
N'zoth is the final boss this expansion. After BFA we will likely take the fight against the Void, but also against the Light. The Light has an agenda too, and will use force if necessary, for the "greater good". Time to visit new worlds I guess.
Beats me but Azshara isn't one of them
Perhaps with longevity comes a lack of motivation
How did her view change? Did you miss all of WotLK through WoD? Why do you keep ignoring that an allegiance is not the same as character development, or even more than a single aspect of a character? Because you're implying that WC3 Jaina and post-BFA Jaina are going to be the same thing - even if she becomes super buddy-buddy with the new Thrall Horde or whatever happens, that's just straight up not true.
The seems to be build towards us fighting some force of death
Look at the retarded christian
>What if Stacys were real
Well you'd never know user.
I'm going to guess Sargeras at least will remain like this, because he's not a particularly interesting villain (powerful yes, personality-wise no) and it was a nice cap on Illidan's story. Azshara deserves her own expansion, really.
>blue board
>wow
>elves
>BLUE elves
>semi lewds
this combination is disgustingly good, i was literally about to go to bed you fuckers
>Warcraft 3 Reforged is them testing the waters, Blizz wants to see if they can develop a classic WC game like in the good old days
It's not even out yet and it's already raising some red flags.
I think it makes sense. They know WoW is slowing down, they're even releasing Classic (which is not something you would expect from a game that's still pulling in big enough numbers). WC3R feels like DMC4SE - they need to check if anyone still cares about Warcraft as an RTS. If enough people do, it would be safe to move the series forward. If not, they would stick to WoW and pretend like nothing happened.
> even if she becomes super buddy-buddy with the new Thrall Horde or whatever happens, that's just straight up not true.
This is exactly what is happening in 8.2.
So yes, that's the same thing except that she now bangs a dragon and is barren.
He death animation in the wowhead modelviewer has he lying on the ground in a defeat pose but still breathing (and it's not like it's bugged either, it's a completely unike animation) á la Garrosh. Very much doubt they are going to just let her swim off since she's directly tied to N'Zoth and he's the expac's bigbad besides possibly sylvanas. My money is on there being a cinematic after her defeat were she tries to escape but N'Zoth shows up claiming she's "served her purpose/part of the deal" (theres a reason that was the focus of her warbringers video) and sacrifices her to free himself or some shit.
I guess it's time for a daily fap.
Might be referring to this.
Whitemane is somehow hotter than a nelf, despite being human
>What if Stacys were real
Well you'd never know user.
Ashenvale had a house with a human soldier and Night Elves. The human gives one of the elves flowers, her friends teased her about his crush, and she blushes.
I think she lures you into using the Azerite to kill her so she can free Nzoth.
God I wish that was me
source?
She was never a thought slave. She just got mad when he picked his career over her.
>That cata dungeon where you go back in time to help stop azshara from summoning sargeras, which you do by fighting a pitlord while illidan pisses in the well
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT AN ELVEN GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW
It's better to cut down from 2 packs a day to one cigarette every couple days, even if you can't quit smoking completely.
>if you still can.
We would've already. you're here forever
Also Yea Forums is useless and a terrible way to learn guitar. PM me for lessons.
No, it's the elf feet thread, but you're still in the right place, as long as you still have toe rings and anklets.