Observation EGS excllusive

another one bites the dust
surely they can't keep this up forever

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They can and will

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I was unironically looking forward to this, but I refuse to support this "timed exclusive" nonsense. Should I just get it on PS4 instead?

Pirate

you're still supporting them if you buy the game dude

If it's a walking simulator then don't even bother posting it.

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>he even calls it a walking simulator
WEW

>Walking simulator
>You can't even move
Are you retarded?

is this that space horror game Yea Forums was always raving about never coming out?

>stading simulator
Wow, so much better.

>standing*

You're thinking of Routine.

on the edge

This is the most I have seen Yea Forums discuss this game

who?

>is this that space horror game Yea Forums was always raving about never coming out?
Routine is an actual game despite it never coming out, this shit on the other hand is a pure walking simulator.

Only chinks buy games from the EGS and then they ask for refunds. Fuck ebin

t.the guy who gives the refunds

OF THE CRATER

This. I've literally never heard of this game until today. Now suddenly tons of streamers are playing it as if it was the next hyped up game.

Epic probably only gave them a bag of chips for exclusivity rights, then paid streamers to promote it as if Steam lost another big name game.

It's so comically transparent I don't even know why they bothered.

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EGS exclusive game checklist (check all that apply)
This game had to seek refuge on EGS because:

_ Woke
_ Terribad AAA game not good enough to survive user reviews on its own merits
_ Developers fearful of mass refunds
√ Developers feel consumers/gamers are their enemy (free check)
_ Horrible optimization
_ Female protagonist
_ Ubisoft
_ Literally Who?: The Game
_ Extreme liberal, shortsighted devs