Age

>age
>last time you had sex
>last game you bought

>24
>2016
>MGSV for PS3

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>29
>
>Silent Hill 4 and Origins

>22
>two weeks ago
>Far Cry 3 Classic

>paying for games
this is why you cant have sex user

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>23
>never
>Mario Maker 2

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>31
>2 days ago
>risk of rain 2

>age
>last time you had sex
>last game you bought

>27
>Last night (surprisingly)
>BFV ps4

>18
>two hours ago
>DMC V

>23
>beginning of last year
>Pathologic

22
I have imaginary sex with anime girls every day
Dishonored 2

>32
>kek
>Sekiro

>33
>3 days ago
>demon's souls

>20
>2018
>Killing Floor 2 on sale

>24
>NaN
>Kiwami 2

>31
>2 weeks ago
>The Surge

22
Never had sex
Shit. I think it might be risk of rain 2, I-I don't know anymore...I think I might be outgrowing video games.

I'm scared.

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>24
>never
>Mortal Kombat 11 Premium Edition
I played it for 5 hours and dropped it, what a waste of time.

33
never
borderlands handsome collection

> 30
> 2 months ago
> Little Witch Academia

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32
Day before yesterday, once in each hole and a blow job too
Mordhau on PC, For The King on Switch, haven't bought a PlayStation game in months.

33
11 years ago
Bloodborne (but I've been too into Nioh to play it yet)

>20
>last week
>never paid for a video game

>30
>12 year ago
>kiwami 2

>30
>
>Anno 1800

>27
>
>PaRappa the Rapper

>22
>hahahahahahahaha never
>Smash Ultimate

21
Got to third base around 3 years ago
The Great Ace Attorney

Marketer here
As it turns out From games are for permavirgins. Noted.

that wojak is BURNED OUT ON VIDYA

19
NA
Rain World

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>26
>last night
>sekiro

>24
>never unless that time my sisters sixteen year old friend pulled her pants down and mine down and made me hump her from behind at a sleepover when I was like 8, dont even know if my lil dick got hard or entered her but she loved it
>shovel knight today

>26
>November 2018
>Mk11

>28
>implying
>Civ 5

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>26
>3DPD
>Dreamfall Chapters

>30
>~2008
>Pathologic 2

33
a week and a half ago
smash or starlink back in december i think

> 33
> last night
> Original Sin 2 last week

29
never
Lobotomy Corporation

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>25
>Never
>L4D2 for a friend

Brainfart, I am 25.

22
Virgin
Ninja Gaiden Sigma

>25
>yesterday w/ the mrs
>Mordhau

>22
>January
>Mordhau

Go outside and have sex loser

>21
>end of 2017
>sekiro

How is it even possible to be a virgin in this day and age? Between prostitution, tinder and Craigslist (until recently, RIP) it's literally more of a challenge to not get laid once a year.

>Being a virgin in your late 20s
How do you guys do it?

>age
25 in 2 months
>last time you had sex
4 years ago
strongly considering getting an escort this friday as my parents are on holiday/left me alone with the house, but dont know if I will spaghetti out, I dont really know how escorts work (can you even kiss an escort?)
>last game you bought
valhalla on switch, still havent played it

Back to facebook with you thx

>24
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Spider-Man PS4

>31
>
>Mortal Kombat 11

Based

Cringe

Chadhau players getting it in while FROM cucks dry out and shrivel up. Lol

what's the point of sex if you're not doing it with someone you love
not to mention a condom which makes it even worse than jacking off

Kill yourself

I have literally never even attempted it.

You just are tired of them fempai, get a rest of them or search for something else, i though i was outgrowing them half year ago so decided to take a break, and now im getting adicted to terraria and returned to tf2.

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Back to normiebook

>23
>Never
>Spyro Trilogy and Lego Marvel's Avengers for my Nephew

women dont want to have sex with a monster

>19
>/
>Minecraft for Nintendo Switch

>27
>like a week ago? Who the fuck counts
>the Nier:A Tomato Xbox port

30
Sunday
Arma 3

>29
>yesterday
>Sekiro

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>it's literally more of a challenge to not get laid once a year.

That's why I'm trying to become a wizard

Absolutely patrician

I'm happy with my right hand and I don't feel like I have to prove anything to anyone by doing that.

>23
>3 days ago
>Baba is you

>25
>Yesterday
>Nier Automata

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>24
>never
>2017, Persona 5

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>20
>topped saturday, bottomed sunday
>Half Life Opposing Force
>Far Cry 3 Classic
I have socks older than that game, how is it rereleased as 'classic'?

>27
>2 years ago it was my first gf and she gave me HPV aka genital warts that fuck you up for life
>Resident Evil 2

24
Never ever
Dishonored 2 on discount, DMC5 if we're talking full price

>24
>2 years ago
>Persona 5 for PS3 because I'm too poor to afford a PS4

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Some people have higher standards than prostitutes and cheap alcohol user, you sound like an hormonal highschooler

Do I need to play mordhau to have sex or do I need to have sex to play mordhau?

>21
>Never
>Mass effect trilogy

34
Two weeks ago
Labyrinth of Refrain on Stram

Not a Yea Forumsirgin but finding someone who can fulfill my sexual desires is a massive pain, so I did it a few times and then stopped bothering.
And I don't see the point of casual hookups when my hand and brain is just as good if not better.
Plus it lets me use my sexual urges to fuel my art hobby

>prostitution
illegal in burgerstan and most online postings are undercover cops
>tinder
only if you are Chad or Tyrone, for normal guys women just use it to validate themselves and seek attention
>Craigslist
not anymore, daca

>22
>2016
>Star Wars Battlefront II for PS4

Studies show less and less people are having sex, actually. A small group is being extra promiscuous but overall sexual relationships are decreasing alongside birthrates.

26
Autumn 2012
Sekiro

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30.
Sex isn't real, you dweeb.
Mordhau.

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Koikatsu and Honey Select has provided me with material that I seriously doubt the "real deal" has any chance with competing, at least those who would even give me the time of day. So if I get horny I use those and be done with it.

>38
>This Morning
>Capcom Belt Action Collection (trying to 1CC King of Dragons)

don’t kiss an escort, you’ll get herpes all over your lips.

>genital warts that fuck you up for life
How? I'm pretty sure they're treatable.

>Smaller file size
Nice try faggot

>27
>
>Mordhau

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23
4 days ago
Dragons Dogma

>21
>never
>i don't remember

>21
>2016
>Tales of Vesperia for Switch

>26
>Sunday
>Mutant Year Zero on PC

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It's a virus that stays within your bofy for life, you can treat it but it can come back when it wants, especially when you have a weak immune system and mine seems to be fucked to shit.

I should have stayed an incel, this whore wasn't even worth it. :)

>23
>2017
>Mordhau

>29
>2 years ago
>surviving mars

>23
>Virgin literally by choice and I regret it
>Sekiro and it's a pretty meh game desu

>23
>
>Mega Man 11

>25
>never
>Underrail

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31
A year ago
Steamworld Heist

just because you had sex once doesn't mean you aren't an incel anymore if you continue just as before and hate women

>19
>A couple days ago
>Ahoy, matey!

ok tranny

>25
>last night
>the new Blood rerelease
I hope it's good, haven't gotten to play it yet, but I've seen lots of Blood shitposting when it came out.