>that one kid who gave a speech about video games in school
That one kid who gave a speech about video games in school
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i'd fuck him
I gave a presentation on internet memes in freshman year
Actually, that looks kind of interesting.
Heh
I gave a speech for my fantasy stories class on Xenoblade
got an A, it was great
It was me and I got an A and I was a popular kid so go suck it.
I want to hear it
>tfw weirdest thing I gave a presentation on is Takeshi Kitano
>"venus" hoax
>that kid who made a presentation about ethics in video game journalism
It's all in the attitude. If he's confident about his topic and just wanted to talk about something he's interested in that deviates from the regular normalfag shit, then it's alpha as fuck.
Super Tucano when?
Imagine being this low-test.
I barely even remember high-school. It's like by brain deliberately forgot mort of those memories.
Low testosterone is associated with higher body fat %, you obese waste of oxygen.
>that one kid who started singing Korn as a school project
I bet he's cringing as fuck remembering it now.
>a micropenis was seen as ideal for the greeks because all greek statues have a micropenis
yeah okay
sure thing
>tfw the kid who gave that speech killed himself
>Roman shitposting wall
>All those historical wars fought for petty reasons, like that one time a war in Europe started because someone stole a bucket
>That one Greek sculptor that fell in love with the female statue he made and had sex with it
>Ancient big tiddy figurines that were probably hot-glued as well
>Ancient philosophers knew that feminine male traps were better than women
>Medieval BRAP fags and furry priests
Literal millennia later and
NOTHING
HAS
CHANGED
Yea Forums btfo
forever
Small penises were historically regarded as belonging to better-bred, more civilized, more intelligent people. Larger penises were categorized as belonging to barbarian races. This is not inferred from statues, it's taken from roman and greek writings.
I did comics for the community college paper and I put memes in at least 50% of them. I even did a rage comic once.
>wrote an essay in 11th grade on how videogames aren’t art, they’re “museums”
Please kill me.
No, it’s associated with higher body fat to muscle ratio.
As in a higher test male can sustain Xkg of muscle at 20% whereas a lower test male needs 30%bf to sustain Xkg of muscle.
It doesn’t mean that eating at a caloric surplus will somehow make you less fat than if you were lower test.
>Had to last minute a Geography presentation on volcanoes
>Include as many rage faces as possible
Oh no
>Low testosterone is associated with higher body fat %
>>No, it’s associated with higher body fat to muscle ratio.
Thought that too, asian men were MADE for WHITE COCK
amazing, isn't it?
>he completely winged it because he forgot about the assignment
>hfw he got a B
>that painting of a woman with a headband in a canoe
Hang on, is that some kind of significant artwork?
My parents had that painting (obviously a reproduction) in their house when I was a kid, I vividly remember seeing it as a kid and constantly wondering why she would let the blanket dip into the water like that
THE BLANKET WOULD GET WET YOU DUMB BITCH
That's a thick ass blanket, too, it'd take hours to dry off whY WOULD SHE JUST LET IT GET WET
I always imagined her living in that boat, or at least spending most of her time in it, further owing to my frustration at seeing her let it get wet
>it's a /pol/ infographic episode
None of those examples look like modern day supermodels or instathots that guys consider 10/10. They're all flabby and soft, some with visible bellies in the very pictures they're using. Go back to r/fatpeoplehate and stay of Yea Forums. I'm so sick of epic political shitposting redditors hearing about "the chan" from reddit and coming here thinking it's their home because /pol/ exists. Yea Forums has NEVER EVER wanted /pol/ here. /pol/ isn't even as old as Yea Forums. it's what was created by moot because the previous political board was deleted and their faggot users spammed every other board with political shit. political 4channers have always ALWAYS been /mlp/-tier faggots. You are not welcome here.
>tfw superior grower
big dong when it matters, small dong when it doesn't. I don't gotta deal with that shit flopping around and getting bonked or cut off
>fantasy stories class
What useless degree are you studying for?
>did this on multiple occasions all the way into high school
>never once felt shame other than from simply being shy in public
Never felt like anyone cared at all so I'd just do projects on shit I like. I didn't go so far as to cosplay like some kids so I still didn't really stand out as a geek.
t. Zeus
Source these writings because I've never seen anyone actually prove this claim
>tfw had an autist in my class last semester do a presentation on FLOW
>actually put up a Naruto OP with one of their songs and started doing air guitar with it
I had never wanted to die so badly in my life than at that moment
Hello, fujo.
i'm pretty sure i put this image up when i went over that one time thor had to crossdress to retreive mjolnir in history class
(screaming american noises)
post dong
that one kid who gave a speech about anal vore in school
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Based but also Cringe
thus the irony in thinking none of these women depicted were not chubby and curvy for their time you retarded mong. if art was used as an abstraction rather than absolute realism, then why do you believe all of those were skinny models anymore you don't believe every greek had a 2 inch dick? it's funny that even in those cherrypicked examples, a lot of them still have a wide lower body with child birthing hips, aka characteristics of fertility.
what does me being a fag have to do with the painting and my childhood memories of it
Yes, retard. Body fat is percentage of total body mass, not muscle mass.
A high T male can have 50% bf at 100kg of muscle while a low T male can have 25% bf at 40kg of muscle.
Test does not determine how much fat you store, it determines where you store it and how much muscle you can sustain at given percentage.
>that assdevastated american landwhale
You're either blind or retarded, none of them are flabby or fat looking in the slightest. Many of those women look very physically fit.
Kill yourself fat subhuman, your kind has always been seen as vile, disgusting vermin. The only reason that fatass fucking statue was made by the Etruscans was that it was a statue of the kings wife, not some goddess.
Are you ESL or ETL?
Or just very slow, ie. sub-80 IQ?
School failed me
So many B's for skimming a page or two on the subject online the same day as I'm giving a presentation or writing an essay
Fatasses are some of the most delusional people on the planet. They literally have a pseudo-religion built around convincing themselves they're not disgusting.
I did this all the time
>So many B's for skimming a page or two on the subject online the same day as I'm giving a presentation or writing an essay
Don't remind me.
>American education
Okay user, you have two (2) people of same age, height and gender
>one has 30% bf
>the other has 40% bf
Which one is higher T?
Yes it is a very famous painting, based on a poem. She is cursed and dies on the boat so I don't think she gives two shits about a damp fucking blanket.
en.wikipedia.org
Some of the Aphrodite statues are still pretty thick and muscular though
>Gave a presentation on WoW
>Copied the plot of Shadow of the Colossus for a story assignment
>BCE
>The Rape of Proserpina
>1621-1622
Even 4 centuries ago, men of taste understood that some ass fat was where the boner is created.
Hey man, they're just doing what Christians did to the Julian calendar.
>I did a presentation in google translate Japanese in high school.
How do I FORGET?
Sup /his/
that kid is going places
>americans are allowed to just make presentations about any shit to class instead of essays on topics actually relevant to the subject
Ajd then they complain when we laugh at them for "American Education"
Nobody cares what you did or did not in high school. It's not something people care about a few months later, let alone years. Is this entire board 19-20 or something?
Settle down there Pablo don't want your hyper tension acting up
>that kid who did a presentation on Gamergate
It was me
You'll get an instant F on any university assignment if you try writing AD or BC.
>everyone who disagrees with me is the thing I'm disagreeing with
Do you ever get tired of following Yea Forums programming? Or do you find the lack of need to think for yourself liberating? Genuine question. Next you'll be saying everyone who argues against being gay is actually gay.
I assumed they were relevant subjects, just retarded classes like communication or something
If you looked into an American school and saw how the black people behave you would get why the standards are so low.
>Nobody cares what you did or did not in high school.
I care.
I still have nightmares.
Aw, that's sad. Though it's nice to finally have context to a painting I used to see every night.
Still not sure what my ignorant pedantry has to do with fujoshi but alright.
>Big Barbarian Cock
History indeed repeats itself.
Please post your body.
i did a presentation on how theres no correlation between violence and video games. Got an A
lol thicfags are done forever.
the one that's buttfucking the other
In my assignment about the number "two" i made footage with an Optimus Prime and Godzilla action figures, and recorded some RE4 gameplay of that room with two Regenedores. The video has been lost to history but i remember it a bit. I got 2nd place for it, unironically.
I did an essay on that. Also did a presentation on the NES. Both of those got me good grades.
Teacher was afraid that you'll shoot the school.
>Screaming about /pol/ because somebody said bad things about obese people
Fucking Americans/Mexicans/australians
>Yea Forums is full of aggressive faggots
>Yea Forums doesn't play video games
Logic checks out
You're disagreeing with the point because it's a "/pol/" image, in attempt to discredit it, why the fuck would they take anything you say seriously?
I want to redo my entire school life
Yea Forums never seems to accept how much you can get away with if you just do it with total confidence and ridicule people who have issue with you enjoying yourself
I want to go back in time and violently murder my deputy principal.
>FLOW
In 2nd year of HS I gave a presentation on mashpotato samurai and got 100%
That´s overassuming. Massive dongs were considered grotesque and a non desirable trait in medieval and, specially, ancient times, but that´s it. I don´t recall anything breeding related.
Based and CASpilled
If I could go back, the only change I would make is that I would beat a bunch of people up.
>beekeeping, sex, genitals
Reminds me of THAT pic
Yeah imagine having internalized shame to the point talking about a hobby you enjoy (video games) in a presentation is a source of mockery for others.
>(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
The volcano had enough degeneracy.
I like women
>all of these faggots talking about using memes in school projects
You newfags are the reason this site is so shit. Why is it so hard to keep Yea Forums on Yea Forums?
The one that eats more and does less exercise.
I did one that asked if videogames were art and i presented various points to why it was.
I wouldv'e got max grade if i didn't skip one part of the homework: fusing the theme with another student because no one would want to make their presentation with me
i regret nothing
Not going to lie I would listen to that thesis if he did it well enough
>Low tier
Presentation on video games
>Okay tier
Answering an Eng lit question by writing about a video game trope I.E villains with COMPLEX motives
>High fail tier
Posting the literal video game plot/character/worldbuilding as your own creative essay
>Asset flipping god tier
presenting a 5-star newground game already stolen and put on a shit indian website as your own for undergrad work by faking documentation around it and spending a year building up a fake account to answer questions from reviewers.
The proud stumble from this path where the craven stride boldly.
I made a PowerPoint presentation about hitler in 7th grade and got a B+
>OH MY GOD OBESE WOMEN ARE SO HOT
i gave a presentation on Fight Club.
i could play a small excerpt of the movie in class and i picked that part where he beats himself up in his boss' office.
it was pretty cringy, but it was in 2000 so i guess it ok.
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Things never change
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
>it's a meem ya dip!!1!
Its impossible to tell from that information alone.
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
why
>All the male thick feminists seething
Ehem, fuck fat women and fuck big boobs
nobody says obese and hot to describe the same object
I wish i could go back in time and get with my highschool childhood crush instead of letting her get with that black guy
>worrying about what another man is attracted too
I got bad news brehs
One thing I wonder is why people in the past didn't draw huge fucking titties at all. It's not like there were no freaks into straight up /d/-tier shit, like Maybe it's because they could hardly imagine it back then, as the upper limit of breasts size only blew up not long ago. Probably due all the caloric food, and the chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay.
But I still wonder, what if they weren't into that, at all? So much time and so many artists, and not a single one did it? Would gladly be proven wrong though
>tfw did a presentation in primary school on aliens
>was about 9
>ended up in tears because I didn't think anyone else in the class believed in aliens
I think about this a lot.
>that kid who unironically air-guitared and sung 'Rogues Do it From Behind' from World of Warcraft at a school talent show in front of at least 300 people
>that kid who's class presentation was breakdancing to Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit while a shitty Inuyasha AMV played on the projector behind me in front of around 50 people
Both of those kids were me
That’s the point.
>tfw make my final project a video essay on silent hill 2
>get 100% on it
I'm guessing it's a pure fluke the porn searches of "curvy" and "stacked" are tenfold those of "thick" versus "skinny" and "fit" and "lean"
I'm guessing it was also natural and expected for most of human history before internet porn for women to have 10% bf and have a visible 6-pack
I do. I proudly do.
Unironically based
Because huge breasts didn't exist like at all
>teacher wanted ,e to make a presentation about a board game
>did 0 work but saw some kid with a foam minecraft pick
>Buy it from him for an hour
>Tell my teacher my board game is minecraft
>Kids who know what it is immediately start laughing
>Explain the "rules" of minecraft
>got a 95
Tell me more.
Jesus fuck
We had to do a weekly writing project so I spent the school year breaking down Bloodborne lore. I tried doing it from just the in game information but really I should’ve just copied vaatividya lol
Please do not respond to it in the future
>everyone expected me to be that kid
>ended up talking about a sad tale about some kind from long time ago
>everyone was actually loved it
Teacher was happy and pissed at the same time.
And that is how I got into marketing
Imagine being in this class.
Imagine your classmate who up until now just seemed like a nice, normal if not somewhat awkward guy get up and present this.
Imagine sitting in this classroom and watching this all unfold in real time.
don't give a shit whether it's real or not, I like em chunky
That's adorable
fatty fuckers just have extreme low self esteem
amazing story.
im gonna post this on my favourite sub to get all those sweet upvotes.
I did a presentation on the .hack// series in college public speaking class. Got a cool 96 on it, i was the only guy who got higher than a D. The teacher was a carpet munching 3rd wave feminist.
>>tfw
Imagine being an amerifat
Gay.
>literally started a research paper 7 hours before it was due
>500 words short
>got a 90
I can't keep getting away with it
>Low testosterone is associated with higher body fat %
Well yeah, I do prefer my women without a significant amount of testosterone in them.
I don't judge if you feel otherwise, but you might want to move over to /lgbt/ for that specific thing.
Or the whole resetera/discord thing, apperently they have a lot of these "women" with low bf% that you so desire.
>Put Hitori Bochi from Welcome to the NHD into google translate, submitted it as a poem to English class as a kid, got A+
Reminder this is what high T looks like.
Link?
Imagine these being the memorable moments of your high school life, and not the lunch breaks you shared with sweet Sarah and her beautiful big brown eyes
It has to do more with your first erotic or sexual experiences, which usually happens when you are a child long before things like sex start to develope in the mind
You probably don’t know you want to stick it into a girl but you love how soft and squishy fat people are
It's not "history repeating itself" it's simply a constant behavior of humans, which in this case is being attracted to healthy partners.
>wtf the sun was in the sky millions of years ago too history repeats itself
What's up with americans and obsession with retarded presentations? Can't they stick to actual education?
>Study Literary History at uni
>7 page essay on the way meaningless projects are used as a way to give life meaning.
>Use pannenkoeks A-press run of SM64 as my subject.
It was more of a I know how to make people feel a certain way to get what I want because people are fucking zombies kind of thing but okay
Post a picture of your neck you fat fuck
My argument of my essay was based on how video games tell stories differently from other mediums, focusing a lot on the visual elements within silent hill 2 and how they’re able to tell a comprehensive story.
sounds like your garden variety normalfaggot poser
This. Guy's making a good point. I read an essay about the sculpture on the left titled "The Origin of Art / The Origin of the World" or something like that, drawing a connection between man's reproductive impulse and man's creative impulse. It's a good thesis and I'm glad to see some gook looking kid is expanding upon it
It's still an interesting observation to make, that despite all those millennia and evolution and civilization progress, most of us are still running on hardwired programming from our dumb primate brains
How does SH2 exploit the medium to tell a story in a way a film couldn't? I would have given you a C, as in C me after class
Good taste m8.
Being able to present a topic to a group of people is seen a pretty useful skill to have, which is why it's trained; it's less about the content, and more about public speaking.
While we're on the subject of education though, what's up with elite foreign academics always come to US universities to teach? Do they not have capable students in whatever 3rd world shithole you're posting from?
Canadian but presentations are way better for education in my opinion. Forces the presenter to learn at least a bit for fear of embarrassing themselves and if the presenter is either well liked or disliked they'll be given attention to see if they mess up. Also gives kids a chance to get over themselves and learn how to speak publicly.
I did something similar
>Be me
>Teacher asked for a presentation about "most influential person or book"
>Made presentation about Adolf Hitler and his book Mein Kampf
>americans
It's worldwide pretty much. It's a natural place for "problem based learning" to go when a subject doesn't have any practical problem to solve.
Of course they can't
Representations are a good way to pass the time for the teachers since they don't have to actually work. Of course it doesn't make the students smarter but that doesn't matter
American schools are just daycare centers
Why would looking for a healthy partner be dumb?
The humans who didn't have that programming aren't here today because their offspring died.
For example, in SH2, the letter James receives from Mary isnt actually real and that as a player, you wouldnt have directly discovered that unless you had gone into your inventory and found out about it yourself. From the beginning of the game, the letter is read directly to the player, so the incentive to read it yourself is even less since, putting the gameplay element of using your inventory to get more story from the game, unlike how a movie might, where it may directly show the character going back and looking at the letter. A game gives a player a choice on how to interpret the story
>Do they not have capable students
If that was supposed to be an insult you really didn't think it through.
Universities hire teachers and get paid by students, not the other way around. If there is some problem with competence that gets solved by hiring teachers from another side of the world, then the problem was definitely on the native teachers' side.
>expanding
Got a giggle out of me mate.
Small penises in Greek statues were to make the figures seem youthful.
>copied Shadow of the Colossus
That's probably cooler than what I did, I copied the story of Zero no Tsukaima for a story assignment in like 7th grade.
>The proud stumble from this path where the craven stride boldly.
You come up with this, user? It's pretty good.
Don't take it so personally, slampig.
>americans don't even realise it's possible to make presentation on educational subject instead of telling about recently made sonic totem
post it big boy
Back in high school, our arts teacher wanted us to write an epic
Me and my mates just ripped off Dead Space's story and called it a day
We got a B+ in the end
>be CS major
>encounter no specimens so far
>the only electives available I need to fill for credits includes a Videogame Development course
I guess it can't be helped
It does but that statue got debunked years ago.
Don't feel obligated to stay on a website where you'll find the demographics don't align with your niche fetishes; pick any board where people routinely post lewds, fictional or otherwise, and almost none of the women happen to be sticks
Woah someone actually saved the image I made like 5 years ago.
man fuck the people in public communications
>that one fatass talking about boring computers, everyone complimented him and he fucking spergs out still thinking he's a fucking loser like he said on the first day
>that one fat SEA fujo who had all of her speeches about getting people to read manga and watch anime
always forgot to say how mangakas are treated like slaves, and that most manga are trash
>that one kid who talked about how bad milk is
>all the fucking roasties defending animals and vets, all were just to score sympathy points from the teacher
>that one spic who understood politics and would do limp wristed speeches on why "socialism bad because welfare state" or "freedom of speech good"
his arguments were boomer tier with the socialism argument sounded like he wanted to blame niggers instead of the multitude of other reasons why it isn't going to/will never work for the welfare but didn't, his freedom of speech was a mash of his large ego and support Israel mindset, it was fucking cringe listening to that shit
The artists didn't want to spend hours painstakingly chiseling giant dongs you pathetic coping dicklet
>micropenis
It's not micropenis. It's just small when not erected. I got small dick, around 6cm. In erected state it's 19cm thick rockhard dick.
>he doesn't want a well sourced thesis on CWC's Sonic totem that addresses the physical manifestation of mental illness through creative works and the economic paradox of its sale price which reflects upon the mental well being of those following CWC
The important part is, Tutturuu!
No one cares, fatty.
A really fat pig roasting over an open flame
I got lucky, my vidya dev course was online
Clearly
Clearly you don't
We did presentations on a variety of subjects in English and French classes. It was really just about learning the language.
I took a literal anime class in college. We watched mostly entry level shit but good entry level shit. Akira, Mononoke, Ghost in the Shell, Perfect Blue etc.
But I was the only one who did Evangelion for me presentation surprisingly.
Can you post the one linking fatty lovers to pedophiles too?
prove it
>did my final high school project on pornography and it's impact on society
>got an A on the project and praise among all of school staff for making a controversial project work
>be used as an example for future classes on what kind of topics you can talk about
I also almost took a video game class in college but once I saw it was basically 3rd Wave Feminism: The Class I dropped it hard
that was literally me
Uh. Yes. Sure.
Hahaha. Fucking typical one-dimensional aspie-riddled walls of text that only gains credibility because it's just a wall of text (with no actual anthropolgical sources linked lmao). Pudgy women were desired, because it displayed wealth within the feudal area, it showed they were able to obtain food and that they were in fact healthy. Being more nourished and moderately larger than the average peasant. No shit, morbidly, ladwhale-tier women were not desirable. It's simply that if a woman had something to grab onto (especially wide child-birthing hips), it displayed vertility. The venus model/sculpture is an exasperation or those ungabungas couldn't model the average desirable women well in that era in which it was made. It was quite hard finding a means of developing proper fine motor skills during those old as fuck days of yore, I suppose?
>Was in a drama/theater class in highschool
>Autism at an all time high
>Today's assignment is to write a rap on any subject you want!
If I still had it I'd post it. At least I wasn't the kid that wrote it about Bleach.
Life sure is shit. If I state my hate for /pol/, mainly because they're statist cucks and natsee bootlickers, you resetera niggers will think you're welcome, If I shit on you resetera fags and redittors, /pol/acks will think they're not annoying because they aren't screaming about muh diversity and muh uppity blacks. Both of you, kill yourselves.
>I DIDNT READ LOL HERES SOME POP CULTURE STUFF I READ THO
it was an elective
if students arent trained to present, they might end up being autistic retards that cant pitch ideas or do public speaking in the work force
>I believe that 2 + 2 equals 4. I will viciously fight for my belief, because it is important.
>And I believe that 2 + 2 equals 9. I will viciously fight for my belief, because it is important.
>IM NOOTROLL
Chubby is desirable and makes my willy go ballistic
Landwhales should be terminated on sight, though. They are as damaging to the atmosphere as swines
What pop culture stuff? I read all of it. I'm waiting for my sources dude. I can provide sources regarding the feudal era and food, but it's well known that the system favoured the nobles and they did not have to work much for food, and as such they were likely to be less skinny than the average worker during those times.
Also don't paraphrase what I said in a parodied way that makes you feel better for not being able to argue back properly.
>I believe that 2 + 2 equals 7. I will viciously fight for my belief, because it is important.
>And I believe that 2 + 2 equals 9. I will viciously fight for my belief, because it is important.
>And I don't believe either of you
FTFY
Everytime the evidence for something is just the same object or image over and over it isn't really true.
>preservation of life is important
this is where you fucked up
What is up with the nazi undertones in this thread?
>muh euphemisms and softspeak for obesity
In college I did:
>a presentation on video game genres and how they overlap
>a paper on gamer subculture
>a presentation on augmented reality games
>a working database for a hypothetical game retailer
>an analysis of the Xbone's user interface
>a presentation about the role of probability in tabletop gaming
It always feels weird seeing respectable young researchers putting random, usually old memes in their presentations, specially since the presentation itself is pretty good. Of course nobody ever says fucking anything about them.
Still it's pretty cool how at least in the engineering community at least here you can get away with being an autistic nerd as long you know your shit.
I like fat women, is that better for you?
imagine getting your dick in such a twist over what other guys find hot
I did a presentation about knights, and managed to put in an entire slide about how power armor is a part of western culture and comes from knights
>that one kid that was supposed to give a presentation on Japan in Geography class but didn't study at all and all he could think of was anime and samurais, so he procedeed to talk about those for 5 minutes before getting an F
was me
more like h dongerguy
Sonico-chan is almost perfect, she just needs to be a little bit more slim.
based antinatalist
Oh.. oh no. You fell for it.
The meme degree.
Excessive fat is disgusting. Bring your girls to the gym with you mates.
Nah greeks legit liked small dicks. Aristophanes described the ideal beautiful male youth as having "a glistening chest and glowing skin,/Broad shoulders, a small tongue,/A mighty bottom and a tiny prong".
how is fahrenheit 451 alt right?
its just a run of the mill scifi book with commentary on muh society
Is there somewhere that I can find images of lewd statues? Like exhentai for statues?
same but mostly to kill my teachers in elementary or try to get homeschooled sooner or something
>teachers have a hateboner for me throughout the entire year
>would get sent to detention for the smallest fucking thing constantly every day
>got expelled on the second to last day of school after they called the cops on me to threaten me with jail time because i """stole""" a pencil even though i was sleeping because there was literally nothing to do
ever since then, it was homeschool
dont ever send your kids to public school if you ever have any for the love of god
Where are your sources?
The fuck you talking about?
It's a whole category of statues known as Venus figurines found all over where palaeolithic societies formed.
>tfw hated a class so much that I did a presentation on how much I hate niggers
>Get a B
How about that war over the winner of a sports contest?
I did one on violence in video games. Was basically an excuse to show the class and my teacher MK Fatalaties and murdering random people in Postal 2. I got an A :)
>I can provide sources regarding the feudal era and food, but it's well known that the system favoured the nobles and they did not have to work much for food
Do I really, really have to? You can do the same too and look if you really want to btfo me. But if your imaginative skills are that lacking I will go out of my way to provide you some in hopes that the thread doesn't 404 by then. Is the emprirical/historical evidence of how feudalism works not enough?
Where are your sources?
I mean, like small tits, it just have better aestetics.
Peak is shota/lolis, greeks knew that all this time.
unironically based.
I did a presentation on a personally chosen topic where i word for word copied a matpat video. Got good grades.
>UHHH WOW THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN SHOW SOURCES FOR THIS STUFF
>YOU REALLY NEED ME TO POST SOURCES? WOW WTF YOU REALLY CAN'T JUST TRUST ME? LIKE UGH USE YOUR IMAGINATION??? IT'S LITERALLY WELL KNOWN AND ACCEPTED???????
I wrote a paper in university about that pandemic that occurred in World of Warcraft and how it could reflect the response of people in a real global pandemic.
>3.9 GPA
I don't even remember what classes I took last term.
>DO A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH LOL
Okay, I did. Here's what I found after 2 minutes of perusing, a painting by Rubens, a 17th century painter who became famous painting fatties. There's even an adjective named after him.
>en.wiktionary.org
>1. plump and sensuous (referring to the figure of a woman)
>Painted in the Baroque tradition of depicting women as soft-bodied, passive, and highly sexualized beings, his nudes emphasize the concepts of fertility, desire, physical beauty, temptation, and virtue. Skillfully rendered, these paintings of nude women were undoubtedly created to appeal to his largely male audience of patrons.
This broad would probably be packing close to 150 lbs in real life. And she would be considered a 10 at the time.
I have zero desire to back into that worthless system made for obedient factory workers over 100 years ago. In 7th grade at some point I realized that all my time spent in school is near equivalent to prison time, just worthless knowledge you will forget, nothing useful for your life after school. After that I've been severely depressed for two years, until I made a deal with the principal to get a passing grade on tests attending no classes, and then I was finally free. There's nothing you can do to change the system.
>until I made a deal with the principal to get a passing grade on tests attending no classes
how the fuck did you do that? suck him off every day?
>That one kid who did a presentation about vore
did he get expelled for that?
what is freedom of speech you retard
Based
>that one kind that naruto-ran to school with a piece of toast in his mouth, and katana on back and double-jumped into a teleport into class
Was actually a pretty cool guy T B H
Plagiarism
>that girl who did a presentation on GamerGate, complete with clips of Anita Sarkisian and Brianna Wu, compares gamers to nazis and even gets visually angry while talking at points
>asks if anyone has any questions at the end and the room is dead fucking silent
I’m still in disbelief this actually happened, it was fucking surreal.
Call up belleville high school and find out yourself. He literally shared the high school's name in the description what a retard
Explain
Where's the source? That page doesn't cite anything. And your quote doesn't exist on the page either, so also has no source. It's just repeating what you already said. Where are your sources?
You should've asked when she did became stupid bitch.
They are growers not necessarily micro penises
in high school i did a milo impersonation for a final
and in another class i did a presentation on the different sects of libertarianism
then in college i presented on guns
Yes, it has something to do with being well known and accepted. If you had the capacity to read - assuming you think I'm defending obesityfags - then you'd realise that I'm saying that women not being skinny displayed nonpoverty. Did the famines of the past make for desirable-looking people? Especially knowing that famines breed disease? If one of the two of you are sperging over the Venus type, then you're obviously for the Adonis type (the /fit/) type. Each are desirable in their own way for their own reasons. The ideals of beauty vary between cultures.
Again, don't parody. Make a fucking argument.
Your sources are: Adonis and Venus. Do some nosediving. This is neither of the aforementioned two, but look at pic related. I mentioned child birthing hips. And both body types can provide said hips regardless.
>white lanklet with messy curly hair, glasses and an oversized black shirt with a "quirky" design
why is it always these guys?
>had to do an educational video about hurricanes in highschool
>took home a camera from the school to shoot the video
>never finished it
>still have the camera
I occasionally feel bad about it.
Nah, did reference the actual papers on the topic.
>Yes, it has something to do with being well known and accepted.
Where are the sources though?
I will never not be mad.
>Massive dongs were considered grotesque and a non desirable trait in medieval and, specially, ancient times, but that´s it.
It was literally seen as a mark of having demon blood. Old erotic arts from that time showed male demons with literal horse dicks.
Whalers absolutely BTFO.
>fatasses are now proud of being obese
>beta males adjust their standards in kind, hoping it gets them laid
It really is as simple as that. If you're a chubby chaser, there's a damn good chance you have low self-esteem. You're like the obese white girl who only fucks black and brown men.
I am glad I was born on the 1980s.
I went through high school without any social media.
No smart phones.
No Youtube.
No Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.
If you brought a laptop to school you had rich parents.
At break time people actually talked to each other instead of just looking at their phones.
And his skinny seemingly gay half-mexican friend
The image user. Do you think sources are just websites exclusively? Have you ever written an essay?
or are you baiting
Sources?
>this picture of a woman with accentuated hips is proof that people liked fat women
Waiting on those sources.
I was responding to the "do a google search" picture you obnoxious little twat. A simple 2-minute research will convince you there were plenty of painters fond of fat women which by the same token must mean that those were the ideal of beauty at that time and place.
My music teacher had us write an essay on what we thought the music industry will be like in the future. I wrote that it was going to be like Little Big Planet, everyone is given amazing tools to create whatever they can think of and the reality is that all the gems will be hidden among penis rockets and explosions. I got an A.
Just why?
>there were plenty of painters fond of fat women which by the same token must mean that those were the ideal of beauty at that time and place
By this logic, furfags are the ideal of beauty at our current time. So do you have any sources?
I wonder what went through those poor kids minds. Though to be fair, they probably made sure he never lived that one down
I wrote a fanfic about Half Life 2 in 6th grade and I even won an award for it
be thankful the internet wasn't as prevalent for your teenage years as as it is now.
For some reason, in year 7, in a literature assignment on Shakespeare's Hamlet, I for some reason, insisted on plastering the slideshow with screenshots from the early 2000's game adaptation of The Thing...thankfully my parents saw, and stopped it. No idea why I was so autistic then.
Yes, the very same logic used in the picture. Are you done being retarded?
Humans never change
I want to go back and courage up and confess to the boy who sat behind me that was my school crush that I kept quiet with for 2 years.
It still hurts 4 years later.
I see you still don't have any sources. How embarrassing it must be for you to accuse someone of being wrong because they don't have sources, only to completely fail to provide any yourself. Where are your sources?
>wrote a college paper on MMOs and the fucking losers that play them
>A+
Gay or LONDON?
Why would I provide sources when none were provided in the first place to assert a claim. Suck my fat cock dude.
never4get
FUCKING RAZBAM FIX YOUR SHIT.
You'd probably just get bullied for being a faggot.
Among different cultures, yes. Again, re-read what I said. I am not a fatfag. I said 'pudgy', but if you want to be pedantic, I mean bitches with some meat on their bones. Here jhna.org
Now stop doing passive-aggressive 16-year old arguments. Now give me yours to dab on me.
Very nice sir.
fatties are disgusting bro. the only time they were ever idolized was in India when it was associated with wealth and excess. to just about everyone else throughout history, it's been disgusting and unhealthy.
there's a reason why it's called a fetish in the first place. normal people aren't into blubber the same way normal people aren't into scat.
>that one kid who plays videogames to escape reality because nobody likes him
>ywn form a band and play video game music in front of your highschool with everyone cheering you
I did a "history of video games" presentation in speech class in 9th grade. I don't remember much about it other than it being embarrassing as fuck in retrospect.
Still better than the one my friend did, that mostly amounted to "I just started working at Gamestop and my manager told me we really need to sell some PS3s please buy one." I remember him touting that shitty not-motion control thing as a huge selling point along with fucking Lair as a recent release.
When I was in 12th grade I did a presentation about why the PS3 is a better console than the 360 because I couldn't come up with any good subject and didn't give a shit.
In my defense it was late 7th gen and the PS3 was actually better by that point, so I wasn't being delusional at least, only cringey.
>got As in all of my classes this semester
>hardest thing I’ve done was to bake bread for a presentation
I mostly just shitposted on Yea Forums with my laptop during class. I still find it hard to believe that there were people who flunked.
>shitposting
It was an open forum.
All posting =/= shitposting.
>You will never live in antiquity with your bro
Because you acted superior to someone because they didn't provide sources, only to not provide any yourself.
This is an article about prostitutes and has nothing to do with idealized beauty.
he's actually got a point there.
humans tend to be cyclical.
You cant complain about furfaggotry when Egyptians worshiped anthro's and almost every mythology included a story about a guy or a girl fucking a animal.
people back then fetishized retarded shit like ankles or shoulders then in the current year you have foot fetishist.
its weird.
And what do people do with prostitutes, user?
Why?
We've all been there user, my heart goes out to you.
kek
Those "fertility goddess" statues were little more than porn before porn IMO. Some caveman was jacking it to that shit.
Prostitutes are not ideal women, they are prostitutes.
Oh no, you seem to confuse all the people you're responding to as the same person. Neck yourself, retarded faggot. Memebait picture provides no sources and makes a claim based on a handful of selected paintings, I provide no source as well and make a counterclaim based on an example of a well-known painter from 4 centuries ago. How the fuck is your tiny pea sized brain going to rationalize this?
>I provide no source as well and make a counterclaim based on an example of a well-known painter from 4 centuries ago.
Well you have no source so you're as shit as you accuse the memebait picture of being.
>that nerdy kid who Rick rolled the entire class during a presentation
Don't know how many classmates were aware of the joke but there was an awkward silence regardless
And do the men look displeased in the paintings, user? Or are most, if not all, having a good time? I know your game. Don't be stupid. We're all as smart as each other.
I genuinely believe that if you aren't going into STEM anything after high school is a waste of time/money and even high school itself is a glorified babysitter you only do because you can't even hold a mcjob without at least a HS diploma.
Internet is too fucking useful. My sister's going for a psychology degree and even as someone with no interest in the subject I can still hold a conversation due to spending my days browsing this neurosis-infested shithole and watching youtube videos about weird people doing weird things.
I had to make a presentation about one of my 'heroes' for my English (not first language) class. Unironically chose Moot.
same.
There's literally nothing wrong with procrastination. My brain just likes to work under pressure.
this has reddit written all over it.
Sorry, they didn't have Victoria's Secret fashion shows back then. How can we know for sure men weren't into 90 lbs sticks back then? Where's all the evidence?!
YOU PUNCH LIKE A DRUNKEN RIDER
Why are we acting as if the standard for "a desirable woman" has been a static concept for all of recorded history? This type of thing ebbs and flows constantly throughout time. Why are we warring over dumb shit like some dumb ass niggas?
With that being said, could we get a image dump of some thick and or slim girls and be done with it.
Crackheads look plenty happy while they're fucking prostitutes. That doesn't make them the idealized woman.
That's not my point. I have no stake in this. Memebait picture was accused of being wrong because it had no sources, but those accusing it can't provide sources for their own claims. Where are your sources?
Yes indeed, pointing out the lack of credibility of a statement like "do a google search if you think I'm wrong lol" was my goal. Since I did exactly that and found a counterexample in 2 minutes. I'm glad you could rub together the few neurons you have left and follow my train of thought!
I know one guy who made a thesis about videogames and teaching using assassin's creed 2 and its database system that explains historical figures and places relative to the documented "truth" and he got a staggering 9/10
>I DON'T NEED TO POST SOURCES JUST ACCEPT THE POP CULTURE CONSENSUS ALRIGHT?!
So... this is the power of 'art history'...
Okay. I'll be as petty as you. Where's your source that these medieval men were 'crackheads'?
>Source: DUDE JUST TRUST ME MY PICTURE HAS MORE COPYPASTED GOOGLE IMAGE RESULTS
yawn
I was talking about modern day crackheads. My point is that people who buy prostitutes will of course look happy with their purchase. It doesn't make prostitutes the ideal woman.
>S-S-SAAAUCNE SAAAUCE SAAAUCE
>BACK UP YOUR CLAIM WITH A SCIENTIFIC STUDY
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you're on fucking Yea Forums you absolute pseud
That's pretty cool, actually. XB1 has the greatest fantasy world ever, IMO
lol what
>teachers say you are't allowed to use wikipedia as a source
>copy my presentation off wikipedia anyway and list the sources at the bottom of the wikipedia page
>B+
lol how do you debunk a thicc rock statue. I remember seen them in museums
Naw, man. It's just a prank, bro.
going to need a sauce on your IQ. I want to know if you're smart enough to sit at the table with the rest of us
I gave a presentation in my senior year of high school about why using psychedelic drugs is good.
I also got an 'A.'
Does this mean American education is fucked if teachers are being impressed by drug use and videogames?
thats because they mean you cant use wikipedia as the source you retard, the sources at the bottom are fine.
That image is out of context. Priapus was impotent and and mocked by the other gods. He was basically a dick joke and nothing else.
You don't have to get mad just because you can't provide a source, user. Just admit you were a stupid hypocrite and we can all move on.
where's your IQ results?
Scientific study to ascertain the western preference of 4 centuries ago eh? Why don't we invent time travel and go back in time to do a national survey, directly get the conclusion directly from the source?
Go away tumblr nigger
>delivering presentation about time management
>put high effort into it, higher than most people did
>revise it alot
>think it's perfect
>presentation day comes
>display fails, begin it anyway with small, difficult to see tabs
>spaghetti flood occurs
>stutter
>blush
>look like a mess
>presentation turns out to be really really long because i was slow in reading it and it was kinda longer than everyone else's
>teacher gave me an A+ anyway, probably out of pity
What? Modern day? Did our whole conversation seem to be focused on the present rather than the past? Also, dismissing the modern day as you just did since you're regarding the paintings also, who the fuck would waste money on a service in which their desirable preferences are right before them? If I saw a bunch of sluts that I didn't like, I'd walk out. If I liked them, I'd pay them. So no shit, upon liking them and paying them, I'd look happy. You're just formulating possibilities, unlikely ones. Again, this whole subject is based on culture and empricial shit. We're not going to go anywhere if you're going to keep being pedantic.
I won a statewide essay contest with an essay that I wrote in 5 minutes during the class it was due in. Teacher was collecting papers, I didn't do the work, I say "I've got it on a flash drive, can I go to the computer lab to print it out?", then I absolutely slapped this thing together and handed it in. She said she'd be submitting the best ones to the panel and a week or so later she pulls me aside and says I won. Still one of the funniest things to happen to me.
>"Where are your sources?"
>YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT DUMB DUMDUM POOPOO HEAD
I still await those sources.
burden of proof is on those who claim the commonly understood is incorrect. give a source to prove that fatties were more worshiped than healthy people and I'll listen
>Again, this whole subject is based on culture and empricial shit.
If there's empirical evidence for your claims then by all means please provide them.
source your IQ so I know you're smart enough to understand anything else before we continue
>that kid who downloaded Yea Forums memes onto his ipod and showed them to everyone
>it was me
Holy shit me too.
For my defense, the term meme wasn't even concieved for these at the time, I called them something else that I don't even remember. The internet wasn't even remotely as widespread as now so chances were really high that nobody else knew about them at the time from my group. I was talking about Chuck Norris jokes and stuff like All Your Base gaining incredible attention for seemingly no reason.
all the women in those pictures get laughed out of any modelling agency today.
Psychology class. Gave a speech on how violent video games help develop prosocial and cooperative behaviors despite the shit in our text books saying otherwise.
Used Halo screenshots for the background of the slides.
I just did provide sources. Three (four if I'm not being generous) times. Also this whole thread is a mess with autismal paraphrasing. Yet, I haven't any gotten any sources in return to discredit my claims. Why?
You haven't provided a single source, actually. An article on prostitutes and a dictionary definition are not sources relevant to the subject of idealized beauty.
The war over a bucket wasn't petty, the bucket was used to collect loot and to steal a thing of such importance is diplomatically spitting in a face of a nation.
For the last 3 years of high school I took an online class and finished every day within 2-3 hrs at which point i would go outside and fuck off. I don’t remember anything, but i’m glad I wasn’t spending 6 hours doing that shit and with niggers too. Seriously homeschool your kids guys.
In Spanish class we had to present our family trees, and the teacher said we could use fictional characters as long as we could say their roles in Spanish, so I went wild with video game characters
The best sources we have are the centuries of depictions of art that have persisted throughout time and were extensively studied
en.wikipedia.org
Here you go buddy
Clearly all these acclaimed artists were just minority fetishists and spent their entire lives practicing their art only to paint fat women for a joke LOL so epic
Kek
>claiming that fat people are ideal
I think YOU need to back up your claims. Most fat people hate being fat and would gladly wish themselves to be skinnier. Why do you think there's millions of dollars in an industry just doing that?
inb4 food industry -- that's an undesirable consequence of being unhealthy. don't be a pedantic faggot
user, what subjects do you study? Because I will tell you now, anything humanities and history cannot have a single be-all-end-all answer when it comes to subjectivity of man. You seem educated, but not educated enough to understand how non-hard sciences work. Genuinely kill yourself though, if you think it does.
maybe bullying is not so bad after all
>go back to college after durrr muhreens
>have to take basic writing course to graduate
>take a class that focuses on "animalism and the non-human form"
>final 15 page paper could be anything we wanted
>An Introductory Analysis on the Sexual Nature of the Furry Community"
>volunteered to read that shit out loud to the class
>A
>italy, roma and greece
roma is a city of italy there is no fucking need to list them togheter besides florence and venice artists were far better in the reinassance damn it if you want to be an autistic wall of text sperg at least check your shit
>post-modernist mouthbreather
have sex
>Clearly all these acclaimed artists were just minority fetishists and spent their entire lives practicing their art only to paint fat women for a joke
What about the ones that didn't paint fat women? Are you saying deviantart furries drawing fluorescent foxboys are deciding what is the ideal form of beauty in our time?
I'm not on any side here. I'm just asking for sources.
So what you're telling me is that you have no sources and that your opinion is nothing but what you 'feel' is correct.
unironically based as fuck, I want to hear this presentation.
>Did a presentation on gamergate in my English finals
>got an A
I don't understand
use your eyes
I actually put the engineer from TF2 for a slide presentation about careers and played the "I'm an engineer" speech as an audio file in front of the whole class. I still hope that some of them knew what TF2 was to mitigate the cringe.
boomers please go
What class did you make it for and why did you pick memes as the subject.
More importantly, what grade did you get for it?
this desu
my pener stays little and comfy snug between my legs and doesnt hamper me with excess sudoration or random bulging to the left and right and this is a fucking godsend because while not too long its quite large so when I fap at work everyone knows as they see me walking with a fucking loaf bulge that is retarded as fuck since it goes beyond my fucking boxer limits and you can faintly see the shape outside the pants
what
That is how soft sciences work 90% of the time, yes. It's just a matter of how hard I can back up 'what I feel'. Informally speaking, these are what theories are in the realm of soft sciences, what someone 'feels is right 'plus backup of why they feel such a way about 'x' thing. So are you admitting you don't comprehend how non-hard sciences work?
I wore a sports jacket and did a ps3 demo in my business marketing class and showed the strip club scene in GTAIV
> To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy
I want to go back and kill all those "friends" that bullied me in elementary school. I barely talk to anyone now because I'm sociophobic.
What about those who did? How is it any more logical to label one as a fetish or a joke and not the other, being completely removed from the historical and cultural context? Mind you, some artistic movements were in fact defined by curvy, fat women, which indicates at the very least it was more than a passing fad or an isolated case of a fat fetishist as that picture would lead you to believe
>That is how soft sciences work 90% of the time, yes. It's just a matter of how hard I can back up 'what I feel'
THICCCCC UNFFFFF
edge
Why do thickfags type like this? Why are they always such uncultured niggers?
>last year of middle school
>be a slight gun autist
>do a presentation about the history of weaponry and small arms for english class
>get a 10 (A for ameriplebs)
>next year in vocational institute browse ww1-era machine guns in the open computer class
>suddenly i'm called to the principal's office and my parents arrive too
>apparently a girl had glimpsed at my screen and decided that i was about to commit a school shooting with a M1917 Browning machine gun (there had been a school shooting the previous year)
All I want are the sources.
I mean its a guy falseflagging but ok retard
GIB MOAR THICCCC UHGHGHHHH
Why do wh*ties prefer a bottle of onions over a bowl of oatmeal?
I mean I made a goddamn presentation about spriting and sprite art as a hobby way back in high school. Got a good grade from it and my classmates didn't care the slightest, so unless you make it extremely cringy it should be fine.
In my last year of high school I gave a speech about indie games, including Cave Story and Undertale. It went fine.
What happened afterwards? Did you get some bullshit punishment or did you get a slap on the wrist?