Queue into a game

>queue into a game
>enemy team is all people with +60 points and $500 unusuals
>nobody on my team has more than 15 points
>there are less than twenty seconds left in the match
>this is every match I queue into

How do you fuck up your matchmaking this badly?

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You pubstomped too many times so now it tries to place you in hopeless matches to balance it. This is why pros all use throwaway accounts if they want to be able to even play the game.

matchmaking should straight up not exist

>winning a game
>enemy team suddenly starts inheriting spinbots that ruin it for everyone

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pootis POW! haha!

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Just find a good community server and play on that

Post hilarious killcams

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dont kill me im friendly :)

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People who wear unusuals tend to be pretty shit at the game, I fear the hatless Scout Soldier or Demo with stock loadout much more

>Select some misc map
>Enter match
>It's full of sniper aimbots

>wear only og gibus/ hatless hat
>destroy enemy team left and right
>seething rage ensures

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>go medic
>build uber
>find the retard soldier with the best unusuals and aussies
>pocket him until he charges the enemy team
>uber and run backwards
>schadenfreude as his body is launched into orbit

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>go medic
Heres the problem

>Wait twenty seconds
>teams get randomized for the next map
>Pubstomp until the other teams leaves, thus contributing to the cycle.

>>queue into a game
>Enemy team got hacker and they refuse to kick him

who knows
my question is why the fuck havent they re-added quickplay and removed casual?
they could keep the shitty matchmaking for mvm and the dead comp mode, just give quickplay back

>people ragequit
>you get auto matched into the losing team
just stick around for the team scramble

>unusuals measure skills
lmao most of those niggers are traders that play no better then f2p that played long enough to paint their gibus

team scrambles dont happen in matchmaking

Getting into Heavy. Is there any reason to not use Stock/Sandvich/GRU?

>enemy team is all people with +60 points
There is something that you need to take into consideration here. 60 points means it was a long match and those guys who you're scared of with a shit ton of points fought long and hard to win, it wasn't a complete stomp. After they won, the team they beat probably got discouraged and all left. Here's where you come in, YOU and a bunch of new players fill Round 2 of the match and all of a sudden it's dudes with there are less than twenty seconds left in the match
And you joined late into the new match. That's whatever. Just disconnect and join a new game.

the tomislav is good for people that are slightly too far out of your range, and is good for ambushing
you should sometimes use the shotgun if you want to move up with some degree of protection
the fists of steel make it possible to peak sightlines

I agree with what this guy has to say, I'd just like to add that (in my opinion) the Family Business is basically a straight upgrade over the stock Shotgun.

Not generally, you exist to be a battering ram. Tomislav is fun for maps with a lot of mid or long-range fights, but most pubbies are so unaware they'll ignore the minigun rev sound.

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