New Papers Please looking good

You ask her if she played the new Spider-Man game

By using penis

handkerchief proof. Muslims and Gypsies do it.

>all those wide hips
TRANSLATION WHEN

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Not unicorns then?

This. You can also use stamps, model trains, cats or physical games.
Really, if she has a collection of any sort, she’s a virgin

You're no fun.

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IIRC some older versions were already translated by the author.

oh my
oh my!

good, waiting for this one then

yeah, it also barely if ever fucking works lol, tearing/bleeding doesn't happen most of the time when a girl fucks for the first time and for some girls they can tear or bleed despite having had sex many times before. the hymen "breaking" myth is so ridiculously easy to disprove that i'm baffled at how widely accepted it still is by a lot of people

No it looks shit
Males and females look alike
The art is deviant art tier
There are no groping animations
The gameplay is retarded
Version 1.0 is still half translated
Fuck off back to your shitty general

For some reason I am getting shitty performance on the game, like 15fps, while other games work perfectly fine.

anyone else had this issue?

It's not translated properly. Why the fuck would you release it with only a partial translation?!

>Fucking a woman without tearing her hymen
How much of a fucking dicklet can you be?

This is why you see so many white boys seething about the BBC here.

General consensus from /hgg2d/ seems to be that it's not worth playing.

Girls in sports also often don’t have their hymen break the first time they have sex due to all of that physical activity tearing their hymen. Obviously not an issue in 3rd world shitholes that don’t let women do anything besides stay inside

>they fell for it
Let me guess, your gf is a virgin, but accidentally broke her hymen horse riding?

>Being this gullible
user, I have bad news for you.

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Wait, my gf told me this too, so it's not legit?

Underrated post

Probably technically not a lie if her name is Lara.

>it's not legit
No, user, it's not legit.

oh fuck

Yeah. Literally.

You fell for that shit? God damn dude.

Actually yes, she did say she broke her hymen riding a black stallion.

>my gf
>>>/facebook/

I finally got around to playing Kamidori the other day

this is a fucking great game

I remember an old book about this shit. The protagonist's revenge plan involved fucking the youngest daughter of a rich family and sending the sheets with her virginal blood to them.
Unfortunately, not only the girl was good at riding dick, she just said "lol horse riding" when he asked about her virginity and sex skills. Dude got counter-pranked in the end.
Later he accepted Jesus in his heart, got married with the girl and impregnated her teenager womb.

It's a decent game, but the scenes are awfully paced and pretty meh.

Not just a cuck but a chistcuck.
>Implying he's the father

Am I reading this wrong or are you saying that when he went to fuck the little sister of the girl telling him she broke her hymen horse riding, the little sister also told him she broke her hymen horse riding?

You're reading it wrong, I have no idea where you got half of that from.
There's nothing about a little sister.

>tfw that method of identification will never work on me because the only things I have a collection of are disappointments and unfulfilled dreams

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>tearing/bleeding doesn't happen most of the time when a girl fucks for the first time
How small is the penis? Because this is pathetic.

You poor fool.

Is there a purity route

write them on a list so you have them displayed on your wall.

It was a "redemption" story. Half of that dude's life was about managing whores and trying to ruin that family. After drowning the baby of one of his whores, fucking raw his old crush (rich family's older daughter) behind her husband's back (literally), ruining the personal fortune of the family's son with his gambling skills, and getting the 16yo girl pregnant, getting married was just a way to say "sorry" to God (even though marrying her was just another "fuck you" to his old crush).

He actually fucked both, but the little sister was the one using the horse excuse.
I wish I could remember the name of book. Shit was crazy.

What a shitty redemption. Not a single castle in the middle east was conquered in the name of christ.
Sounds more like a power fantasy, but that's VN's for you.

What's the point of those?

Shit art. DR was better.

There are no routes. It's a VERY basic game.
Yes, it is possible to not needlessly molest women, but unlike the original there's no alternate route.

immersion

That myth was once important for maintaining the illusion that held society together and tricking dangerous willful men into settling for a "virgin" and becoming willing to die for that society.
It's just a vestigial superstition now. Nobody cares about a girl's virginity other than the people society no longer cares about.

Establishing character, making it actually enjoyable to see a character lose themselves into corruption. The alternative is just seeing a random slut.

DR isn't getting a translation though.

why is there a hat on the clipboard

>Nobody cares about a girl's virginity other than the people society no longer cares about
Pretty accurate desu.

Because it's cute.

Kind makes me want to play a Count of Monte Cristo porn game.

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your game's no fun nigger

It's actually a britbong book. Found the name: The Upstart by Piers Paul Read.
And the youngest daughter was 15.

>It's actually a britbong book
I guess people aren't so different around the world after all. Glorification of bad people isn't uncommon the west though.

>Glorification of bad people isn't uncommon the west though
And it's not uncommon in the east either. Don't misunderstand.

Bad people don't have moral constraints, and most people, once in a while, just want act on their desires.

Papers please was a shit boring meme-game

t. ADHD

>Nobody cares about a girl's virginity other than the people society no longer cares about.
Until of course that society then collapses and another takes it's place, though that's an entirely different story.

>Glorification of bad people isn't uncommon the west though.
Makes sense, Yea Forums loves Japan even though they raped half of Korea and never made a single doujin about it, fuck them.

>they raped half of Korea
What's bad about that?

Translations?

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>Make doujins about sweet sweet cunny
Government says it's fine, it's just art.
>Make doujins about real (war) crimes related to Japan
Government will spend every resource to make you stop, because that shit didn't actually happen™.

Not out yet.

user, I...

Unit 731

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the "no doujin" part.

>played for 40 hours straight before any h content
>at this point i was more invested in the plot and gameplay than the porn
>ctrl through all the h scenes

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I have seen multiple, you’re probably a pleb that filters out gore

the philosophy of a weak society.

that's not philosophy

You do read it all and see that it's a joke, right?

Glory to arztorska fellow redditor :D
Upvoted!

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>nobody cares about a girl's virginity other than the people society no longer cares about.
Now that's some fucking cope.

>people are this starved for h-games

I remember when Newgrounds devs would pop out a game of this quality every week.

>used to shame women
and men, too.

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There is nothing like that it is basically paper please were you can molest and sex the girls that come through your checkpoint. It does get fairly complex with all the things you have to check later on but there is no real way to lose the game which is disappointing.

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Based Lich.

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wow h games have truly fallen

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So the only way for a woman to break her hymen is by inserting something inside her hoo-hoo?

People have died taking horse dick, how would you think her hymen would stay intact?

That's the gist of it. I was going to make an analogy with another body part, but I couldn't really think of one. Sorry.

The stupid dog is right

>select language
>english
>none of it's translated

Great job

>make sure to caerfully check if their release not infected with chines spyware or bitcoin miners.

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I’m crying

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Even what is translated is really bad.

Half the girls go "crikey" if you touch there buttholes.

Well it looks kinda shitty

Maybe they're just Australian

>slender

Is there porn or is it shitty ecchi blue balls garbage

Sounds realistic. The translator (some chink) probably just played DQ11.

Hymen can break by playing a basketball match, barbaric practice, no wonder only Muslims and gypsies do it.

Contrast

Was looking forward to it, played and finished it yesterday and never fapped to it once. Given I normally love stuff like this it makes it a failure of an hgame in my eyes.

You can fuck almost every girl you see.

It's ecchi.

What.
You guys like h-games that are hard?

I'll only play if lolis are added.

Striking the balance between "too hard" and "too easy" is something even conventional game developers have a hard time doing.

The artist doesn't do lolis, so that's a negative.