>Press the START button
>I press the A button and the game starts anyway
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Press the START button
Hudson Morales
Dylan Cook
thanks for the laugh you stupid faggot
Jack Reed
>ready to quit game
>Are you sure you want to quit?
>select no and manually close it using task manager
ONE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
Isaiah Jones
>"don't turn the console off before the game finishes saving"
>turned it off before it finished and it saved anyways
LOCK ME UP
Grayson Jenkins
>Press any button
>I press the Home button
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Angel Howard
>saving
>please do not press the power button
>press the power button
Henry Jones
how about times in games you acted like the batman?
>want to quit game but it sends me back to the main menu instead
>have to wait for a little title cinematic
>then I have to wait for the game to connect to the servers and check my data
>patiently wait then quit once the menu has loaded
Mason Baker
>DLC requires base game to play
>Buy it before getting the game
THROW AWAY THE KEY
Benjamin Collins
Yeah fuck that shit, good thing you can just ALT+F4
Matthew Cooper
>playing Injustice
>select the Joker
CRAWLS LIKE A WORM FROM A BIRD
Gavin Robinson
>press any button to continue
>I break every bone in my neighbor's body and leave him paralyzed for taking my parking spot
WHAT IS NEEDED NOT WHAT IT DESERVED
Dylan Cook
>in a game with restroom/toilet areas
>you can flush the toilets
>flush a 100 times just to waste in-game water
APPLEBOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
Nolan Gray
>playing a rpg
>use the most powerful and MP consuming spells when the opponents has 1 HP left
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
Nicholas Walker
>Game recommends me to take a break after 2 hours of gaming
>2 hours and a half later
>Still no breaks
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Jaxson Allen
>Full HP
>Ask party for heals
CRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLIIIIING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
Nathan Butler
This one IS actually fucked up. Stop that.
Austin Rivera
>enter thread about game I don't know anything about
>talk shit and insult others
EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES
Jackson Kelly
>Pretend not to crosspost on reddit
>Actually crosspost on reddit and call people who I disagree with reddit
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
Nicholas Reyes
Its got a little less true over time because Reddit just got that big, but I've never been there once intentionally, and maybe five or six times from a link that led me there to solve or work out something. I don't care if others go there or post about it for video games.
All of that said: I know all about reddit, because of Yea Forums. I would know 99% less about Reddit if you would fucking stop talking all about it.
Brandon Scott
>Play dating sim
>Learn the girls hobbies, birthday, telephone number, blood type, favorite food, favorite color
>Get the good end with her
>Do it to a girl in real life and get kicked out of school and beaten to death
HEY NOW YOURE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR HAME ON GO PLAY
Brayden Hernandez
>Saving...do not touch the power whi--
>turn off power anyway
>not only does game save, but get to dupe things this way
Chase Miller
>Enemy pleads for his life and gives you the option to spare him
>Select it
>Execute him as he's walking away
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE
Kevin Bennett
>120 hp as scout
>take health pack
>then spam E
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
Jose Robinson
>they call me cuban pete
you got me user