Start your engines for another Crash Team Racing thread!

Cortex
Team cortex kart
Sewer speedway/ Deep sea driving
N.Gin labs/ Hyper spaceway

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PS4 Pro is locked 60, PS4 regular is 60 with drops to 30, similar to SOnic Unleashed on PS3

Switch is 30fps with drops to 10

Honestly just including the stuff from NK in CTR instead of remaking both games was a good move considering this has online. Splitting the online between two games that release simultaneously would have been a clusterfuck.

I gotta say I wrote this off as trash when I heard Beenox were making it but seeing more of it and getting a chance to play it my opinion has done a complete 180.

Why are you lying?

I think you're in the wrong thread

I'm genuinely looking forward to this game more than my own birthday. Will actually take the day off work for this shit.

>main
Gin
>kart
Hotrod
>track
Oxide station
>music
youtube.com/watch?v=LNmD-d5Wdg8

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>that way crash is looking at girl bandicoot
is she his gf

>one month
>for console plebs

wtf why does Yea Forums have so many pimple riddled console gaming meme spouting zoom-zoom going boomer offending teenagers these days?

Real patricians will continue to wait
>one more year
for the real release with the real competition.

is this post ironic or did you post this mid stroke?

No she’s his little sister.

Feel like committing arson

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>30fps remake of a shitty outdated game
reminder that the superior kart racer releases today

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Never played Nitro Kart but I love land sharks in fiction. What stat class is this friendly fella?

but they're fucking right

I was really hoping tsr wasn’t gonna suck but it just looks bland and uninteresting. Not too happy with the roster or changes to the voice cast. If DLC does get announced I’ll pick it up later if it goes on sale. I never owned a ps1 or any crash games as a kid but I did get to play a some of them at friends houses. I’m going into CTR completely blind but judging from the gameplay it looks fun as fuck.
I’m looking forward to playing as Crash, the tiger, the penguin and the shark looks cool too.

>Main
Nash
>Kart
Doom Buggy
>Track
Thunder Struck
>Music
youtube.com/watch?v=o5g8pR589Qs

Nash is accel IIRC

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Acceleration, because he's the best

Meant for

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Acceleration, same as N. Gin and Coco

You know we can reverse this shit on you now that TSR can't even maintain 30 fps on the switch?

CTR mechanically was the best kart racer of the era. The remake will never manage to nail the physics and mechanics perfectly, but as long as they get close then this should be the best kart racer in a long ass time. Easy to learn, hard to master. The skill ceiling was pretty damn high and you almost always feel like you can improve. Multiplayer was a blast too so Online is guaranteed to be fucking wild.

Nice, looking forward to using him.

look at that happy boy

youtube.com/watch?v=LUJfWZaHt7Y
How much of this will still work do you think?

Make it happen Beenoxbros.

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The Nitro Kart characters look awful.
Are they being integrated to the story with their maps?

your game will be in the bargain bin when ctr comes out

>How do you feel about the game so far?
>no confirmation of Tawna, N. Brio, Koala Kong or Komodo Moe to include the major trilogy characters still missing
Indifferent. It releases right around the same time as Samurai Shodown, which I’m more invested in nostalgia wise, so I might wait on it

I haven't heard Max Power in years. Thank you.

No, they're unlockable via storymode and entirely optional. Not sure you think is so bad about them though, since they have the same designer and animators as the o.g. cast for this game.

Get rid of tit rat, clutch and Rilla and it's perfect

All the intentional shortcuts and tricks are being kept as well as some of the unintentional ones. The ones that let you skip huge parts of the track aren’t going to be maintained though.

Nah you get coins for playing story mode and you spend those coins on the Nitro Kart tracks and characters.

Is it confirmed 4 player split screen? Haven't seen any footage of it.

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yes

You actually have more than one friend that wants to play the game with you? I can't bare the tiny screen.

I’ve always considered myself to be pretty good at mario kart, I’ve gotten 1st place 3 stars on all cups and speeds. But having never played a Crash game and being completely unfamiliar with the tracks karts and roster I’m very excited to give this one a go.

>playing alone on switch instead of having a CTR party with your friends

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TSR has way less content than Sonic Transformed. Just get that to last you until CTR.

Excited to finally try out CTR for the first time.
Already decided my main will be crunch + cnk kart for max nostalgia (never played ctr, but loved cnk/cttr as a kid)

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30fps

Um, i'm going to be playing alone on the PS4, thank you very much.

>post-naughty dog trash
>fan service
Bait or retarded?

You think I don't know you've already posted? I notice your shitposts every thread. You stay here and drop a steaming shitpost every 30 or so minutes. You're pretty easy to discern when there's only ONE 30 fps poster per thread.

What about PC

I doubt it

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TO THE MOOOOON

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I can see this as being the final roster.

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Can someone remove the CTTR characters from this?

Every game in the franchise has its fans, from the original trilogy to Twinsanity, even the GBA games. It's still fan service. It'd be foolish to think they'd be limited to things that were IN THE FIRST GAME

I mean Pasadena and Von Clutch, not Nina

S O O N

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Beenox and V. Visions care about the series as a whole. While the success of original titles can never be duplicated, you'd be deluding yourself if you thought anyone who liked the games that came after were simply a vocal minority.

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Pasadena can stay, I need more girls.

>from the original trilogy to Twinsanity
>to Twinsanity
Based

Beenox has updated the CNK character designs very well, I believe they'd do good job with the CTTR ones and Rilla Roo as well. My only problem is that there's too many green characters in the roster already.

Is that he $60 edition just extra skins and early unlocks? Or is there something more?

One of the promotional streams they did a few days ago had 4 player local

>Is that he $60 edition just extra skins and early unlocks?
Yup.

Get rid of that meme faggot, Rilla, and replace him with obj_motherfucker and you’ve got yourself the roster.

Twinsanity is hot garbage and I don't get the love for it, but hey it has fans so good on them.

If Twinsanity is so loved, why does nobody ever suggest the Evil Twins or basically any other Twinsanity character, but Von Clutch and Rilla get suggested all the time?

I think a lot of it is nostalgia more than anything.

Playing Crash on something other than a PlayStation just feels wrong.

twitch.tv/videos/425732396
they're all not good at the game, but it's confirmed
gameplay starts at 11:30

There was actually one dude that was in the threads that wanted the twins to be in.

I feel Twinsanity was one of those titles that worked better on paper. Lack of development time and a poor management led to an unfinished, buggy mess.
youtube.com/watch?v=LiiAoqyzFpE
It saddens me that we'll probably never see a fully realized open-world Crash, but any real prospect of that fell apart before it even began.

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Nina would be the appropriate Twinsanity rep. Her, Crash, and Cortex were the main trio of that game. Evil Crash and Coco along with Cocortex get suggested as skins all the time too. But even Twinsanity fans realize that something like the Evil Twins would be a long shot.

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Because they don't even show up for half the game. Nina and Evil Crash get requested all the time though

Von Clutch and Rilla Roo were playable. Victor and Moritz were not, and also dead.

Out of all the duos, the Evil Twins feels like the only one that would work as '2 characters in 1 kart' thing.

Von Clutch and Pasadena have merit of appearing in a previous racing title (although to call it one would be questionable at best..). Rilla Roo has near-meme status that I might compare him to the Crash counterpart of Big the Cat.

The Evil Twins? That would be an interesting idea, for sure but I think Nina would be a better Twinsanity rep. On the other hand, Quinton Flynn is already voicing Oxide and possibly Chick for CTRNF, so I'm sure you could throw in a cameo at least.

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>Rilla Roo has near-meme status that I might compare him to the Crash counterpart of Big the Cat.
Rilla is the actual definition of the word literal Waluigi of the Crash series

This. I don't want Twinsanity remade, but would like a new Crash game to take inspiration from what Twinsanity/Evolution wanted to and could be. I think people just want a rich world with great characters in their Crash game.

>I think people just want a rich world with great characters in their Crash game.
I'd settle for a decent platformer.

Hoping some characters have max stats in single player ie penta and fake velo. Felt so good playing as penta back in the day

That too of course. The reason everyone loves the ND games was because they had both.

A beginner stat character with ultra sacred fire will give you the same feeling.

RILLA ROO WINS

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Neat.

Give it crash 1 level structure desu

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A little bit of Crash 1 and 2. I still want my slide jump. Warped and all of its gimmick vehicle levels should stay far away. Double jump, bazooka, and superspin also trivialized too much of the mechanics imo.

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>PS2's load times were so shit they used 'fast loading times' as a selling point for the Xbox and Gamecube versions

Also, why is he so smug?

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>I feel like the latter will be better in the grand scheme of things

the terribly average reviews it’s getting say otherwise

Just like the original eh?

I never thought i'd feel nostalgic for fucking ads. I swear marketers just use straight up psy ops on people now.

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Is Crash a bottom or top?

youtube.com/watch?v=SFNfrK5JKuk
He knows he has the best music in the game.

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yes

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>Crash switches because he's that fucking horny

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DESTROY ALL BANDICOOTS!why is chodehead “meat”lad so perfect desu

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agreed, the double jump/tornado spin really trivializes the whole platforming structure, either the levels become huge gaps that require that combo, or they don't and you can just sail over everything

perfect roundness

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Crash switches, Cortex is power bottom (but will tell you he's always top)

>No Real Crash
into the trash it goes

Does anyone miss the kart sounds from CTR? Why cant they make them sound like that just for the original karts?

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>That meaty exhaust note from the speed class karts.

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Tawna wasn't weird enough for him.

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you may touch it
once
his entire existence is an erection

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Did you know that CNK was originally going to have all the CTR tracks included, but in a style that matched the alien planets of CNK?

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youtube.com/watch?v=cz0P_Kgy3iw
It was also going to have an online mode, but that was scrapped early-on

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oh fuck

Damn. Crash could not catch a break back then. Good thing we are finally getting all of this now, only 16 years later.

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The hell is Zam doing?

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floaty

Watching the velo boss race on youtube I realize that his gold bike only appeared in the cutscene but the default bike in actual gameplay. I still hope they add it as more of an endgame unlock

It doesn't even look like Zam. It looks like someone photoshopped a frog in there. Even the kart placement seems kind of awkward.

Get a load of THIS

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I noticed that too. I'm hoping gold is Fake Velo's unlockable kart color.if he's in which I'm pretty sure he will be

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I'm okay with this

Some intern must've been tasked with loading screens.

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>no obj_motherfucker
>Rilla Roo
>Spyro
cringe

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>basic enemy
Super cring

>no Pasedena

We all getting the ps4 version right?

I'm getting it on Switch

>no Tawna

the only way CTR can be worse is if they fuck the remaster, the original is the best kart racer ever released

This. obj_motherfucker is a classic with wonderful customization possibilities and Wilhelm Scream. I really hope he makes it. Rilla is a shit filler character from an even shittier game.

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>tfw have to wait a year after release for the superior version
>again
At least I'll have ultrawide 144hz monitor by then

So far, TSR seems really lacking in almost every aspect

Swap out Rilla for obj_motherfucker and it's perfect.

Crash was meant to be played on a Playstation

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Remove Rilla Roo and put obj_motherfucker and it will be perfect.

OOH OOH AH OOH OOH

Yes that's true, but this game can't run on a Playstation. So since the original Playstation is out of the picture, you're forced to pick it on one of the modern consoles.

Bing Bing Wahoo for me, chief. I'm not buying a ps4 for one game. Fur downgrades be damned.

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I'm surprised anyone had good expectations for it. the only reason I'm having a little trouble fully embracing CTR is because I'm very wary of remasters, esp. when I love the original. I more or less liked what they did for N. Sane Trilogy, but I had only played a small amount of Crash 1 prior, so

I'll be getting it on the bing bing, seeing as though I sold my PS4 in 2017 after finding myself with nothing I wanted to play after Persona 5, and after being disappointed by the story in Ratchet & Clank

>Raiden voices Oxide
It just keeps getting better and better

Less realistic fur is better anyways on a cartoonish game

...

>wrath of cortex
>lightning fast load times
why were they allowed to lie like this

youtube.com/watch?v=ztsMLmR9xYg
Flynn has done a lot of voices for Crash games in the past. I even like his N. Gin voice more than Burton's

>being excited for this shovelware
wake me up when mario kart 9 is announced

Commit salami

I want back in time to when ads like these were okay

CTR handling >>>> Mustache Man handling

>not wanting Rilla
Imagine being a faggot

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Rillachads will get the last laugh when Crash Bash is next year's game and not Crash 4

Those aren’t half bad. Add Angel crash/coco/cortex and you got me sold

>Spyro
I don't see the problem here.

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is this real?

Yes

Xbox version is actually fast, only the PS2 version has the slow load times.

The crash series is a real sausage fest

Forgot pic

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youtu.be/Qd1JD_Owdww

Coco wants to battle!

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>glasses goomba

Why is he only on the gba version?

A villain fest, too.

no problem here

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This.

I mean, what do you expect?

The rogues gallery is kino

You best shut that mouth of yours real quick.

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Give me my darn villian spinoff

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Replace Inverted N. Gin with Twinsanity's Pirate N. Gin and it's perfect.

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>SEETHING

go to bed

>Cortex Chaos NEVER EVER

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i played the gamecube version and remember it being very slow

It pains me to this day but since Crash is back for now they really out make a new Crash game then give us the spinoff we were denied
maybe take Spacecat's third idea and have him fuck around with his gadgets

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PS2 version is even worse.

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If for some reason I play the battle mode I will tunnel vision on all Coco players.

Will Cocofags be the most universally reviled mains?

don't. vivid colors and contrast beat the minimal difference between 60 and 144.

FAVORITE TRACK POLL: strawpoll.me/17882634/

PLAYABILITY TRACK POLL: strawpoll.me/17841782

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Only by me. Every one else seems to love the bitch by merit of her being a girl. All Coco players will taste my fury if the microphone works online.

Semi-related, I noticed some characters using their TTR lines in the preview footage.

youtube.com/watch?v=1V0uaRRhmRM
>tfw Coco will never call you a lousy goyim

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>2:08
I hope that like makes it in. Seems appropriate.

Where in this 12 minutes does she call me a goyim? also why?

Coco > Tryhard
Oxide > Scrub
Velo: Dads
Pinstripe: dudebros
Roo: Autists
N.Briobros: total based friend tier

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Never mind I found it at 5:25. I guess Coco is Jewish now.

5:23*

And Fake Crash mains?

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Radical Entertainment added really odd sexual moments to the game
>Tiny Tiger being practically gay
>Nina mentioning her blue but in CTTR
>Cortex calling Nina a Skank and saying he'll spank her stupid
> Telling Coco and Crash to get a room after they hug
It was a dark time

CTTR was just a dark chapter in Crash history.
>The park drones were still hilarious though.

Weeb? idk man.

Something sure Smells here

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>Nina mentioning her blue but in CTTR
wait what
When

>PS4
>When Playstation isn't even fucking Playstation anymore these days

youtube.com/watch?v=jyPwEiFshG4
11:48 I think

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I knew the COTT and CMOM games were cringe, but holy fuck they made them not even feel like the actual Crash characters.

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Don't forget that Pasadena was fucking hungry for the bandidick

Do you think the new sonic racing game will keep me busy for a month until CTR releases?
I can’t wait and there are no games to play

Maybe a week or two? Depends how much fun you get out of online. Transformed is way better though

Mind over muntant had fun cutscenes
youtube.com/watch?v=6XDYtP3RZiI

This seems like the only time I can ask this but why did they switch to 2D animated cutscenes in CMOM? Was it cheaper?

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Radical really wanted Crash to feel like an episode of Billy and Mandy. Lmao

They would be better if they weren't so cynical. Even Twinsanity felt like it had more heart than what the Radical games had going for them.

I want more vet gameplay footage.

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>the finale is in DBZ style
Absolute ludo

This is why I'm torn between getting it on PS4 or Switch.
It's a petty reason, I know.

Was that really a game? It felt like I was watching an pilot animation for Crash Retold.

>READ YOUR BIBLE, I WROTE IT.

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In the last decade I played CTR mostly on my psp, so I need this game on Switch just for the portability.

Dark times

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I want a high refresh rate IPS monitor for racing

youtube.com/watch?v=ZR1mspxGp6M
>"Don't get lost...in my exhaust."

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it's all in your head user, it makes no practical difference, but it's your money and your right. I just don't want my bros (all of you are, except ninafags) to waste their cash. What if the game is locked at 60?

Reminder if, after 20 years, he still misunderstands the rules of Earth Racing, buy a sixpack of tennisballs and jam them in his exhausts. Deal guise?

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why do the norms look so smug

They're unironically the same person.

other versions were rushed.
Also why only GBA let you play as bosses.

doesn't jamming tennisballs into exhausts cause engine explosion?

So after Cart Racing are we going to see an actual revival to the series in terms of new Crash games? Spyro got its remake and Medievil is on its way, but I want to see these classic franchises move on from just remaking the games

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How can one man be so based?

Sheer unbridled genius. If nothing else, Cortex knows how to surround himself with genuinely talented people to make up for his own shortcomings. Another example: N. Gin, who used to be a world-famous scientist and engineer, and would probably still have a job if not for the accident that made him a crazy/depressed cyborg.

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>why did they switch to 2D animated cutscenes in CMOM? Was it cheaper?
They probably wanted to make the story more interesting.

I do think it's funny how, despite being the main antagonist of the series. Cortex is consistently the least competent villain of the bunch.
Practically every advantage he ever had was the work of someone more talented than him. Even his original gimmick of mind control has been surpassed by N. Trance (not that he was ever really good at it in the first place)

youtu.be/l53uzjmcN1A

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Indeed. Which is why I find it ironic how some complain about Cortex becoming progressively sillier/"less-threatening" throughout the series, especially when you have party titles like the racing games and Crash Bash.

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>this video does not exist
Got another link?

>post apocalyptic Crash Bandicoot
>nothing changes

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Clancy Brown sold the sinister vibe for Cortex. Even in his fleeting moments when put on stage with uka uka he was still imposing.
Lex Lang still did a good job but the character was just written differently after Naughtydog. He had more of a spotlight that he was intended to fumble in rather than being a far off force that you would only interact with on occasion.

the fact that i know every single mod that has been used in this picture only makes me more depressed

Played TSR a bunch today, honestly just feels like Transformed but slower and shittier.

>30fps racing game

that's a yikes and cringe from me

Von Clutch and Kong's slots could be filled with literally anyone else.

And dammit, it should be these two, or at the very least Yaya.

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It’s funny, you never really see the rest of “the real world” in Crash games. For all we know life beyond the Wumpa Islands could be a wasteland.
>Von Clutch’s Motorworld doesn’t count.

I had a dream about this once
How would the characters fend in a fallout tier post apocalyptic scenario?

30fps has absolutely no effect on CTR's controls or gameplay.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Crash Nitro Kart was 60fps. It was still absolute shit compared to the original CTR and had awful tanky physics. The framerate did not 'save' it.

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Can you explain to me why the Coco mod exists?

It this was a few years back I would have definitely gotten it, but I've burnt out on kart racers for now including CTR which i've played a couple times over through netplay: Kart Racers just feel too slow for me these days, ever since I came back to F-Zero GX & Outrun 2, I crave for speed more than anything in racing games, and that isn't really the objective of Kart Racers, so i'll pass for now.
Definitely a good effort though: Exemplary remake in terms of added value, with all the stuff from that GBA Racing sequel. Aesthetics may not be to your taste but it's okay enough in my book.
Hope you guys have fun with it.

>Cocofag

I wonder if that player tried illegal shortcuts?

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We need a Crash version of the Mario Kart collage that tells you you're gay if you play as Yoshi

>Crash with Wild Wasteland

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anyone else started replaying the original?
i'm trying to go for 100% but started messing around for a bit
also do we have a confirmation if the Nitro kart bosses have a different mask or is it uka uka?

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>what if its locked at 60
If they wait a fucking year to release a PC port and it doesn't have ultrawide support with high refresh rates then they have some fucking explaining to do

>Android Alley
>Deep Sea Driving
>Assembly Lane
>CTR physics and possibly super turbos

This is the longest month of my entire fucking life.

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I'm already bored with TSR and I haven't even finished it. It feels so slow.

They're all Uka Uka as seen in the e-celeb stream

Played this at PAX without ever playing a crash racing game before. Somewhat excited, the drifting mechanics alone are neat enough that I would want to pick this up alongside Mario Kart.

A lot of good comments from the dudes who had actually played one before at the booth too. Also to the dude I stole first from, the sweet goodies you get for getting first are pretty fucking rad sorry

It's Uka, seen in the recent livestreams

It's almost as if console gaming is more popular and influential than PC gaming ever will be.....

Yeah, I'm slow as shit too and I realized that cresting/speedghost actually doesn't work that much in NTSC.

Maybe I'm just doing it wrong...

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Fallout games have shown us engineering and science factions do best, guess what. Enclave N. Gin and Institute Cortex. Which is ironic as the Institute are the good guys.

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>implying cortex wouldnt just get laughed out of the institute
Cortex fits rather well with Enclave considering their past experiments

The world needs more eceleb cuck threads, I know.

He made basicly the WMD equivalent of the Mesmetron (brainwash pistol for those not in the know) he succeeds where Virgil failed with mutation experiments, he and N.Gin Mass Produced Synths ON THEIR OWN. (object motherfucker) and AFAIK Cortex was said to have an Iq of 300 in his backstory. isn't he overqualified if anything?

NAUGHTY DOG HIRE THIS MAN

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It's been a bit since Ive gotten to the institute in Fallout but I recall most of them rather either being up their own asses or just wanting to make the world a better place Cortex while overqualified have way different goals than the Institute and probably would get kicked out for suggesting to take over the world.

The enclave would welcome Cortex with open arms (assuming he somehow managed to not become "impure" along the way) imagine Cortex adding his own twists to the Deathclaw or giving them a fleet of disable soldiers? The Chosen one wouldnt have a chance

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Sorry, but I bought the SNK 40th Anniversary collection instead of TSR. And there's nothing you can do anything about that.

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i.imgur.com/4Grb84C.jpg
archive.nyafuu.org/meta/thread/246687/

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Holy shit they actually fucking nailed it. Looks like it functions exactly the same. That's what happens when you give a studio more time, Activision.

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Im curious, why do people want characters from CNK but not from CTTR? They both were mediocre games, CTTR more than CNK sure but they were still bad compared to CTR yet people are fine with the characters of CNK (I like them desu) but not from CTTR.

I wish Activision would add Yaya Panda, I like her design and is a shame she's just forgotten.

Does anyone have the picture of the whole thing?

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The Institute does recruitment runs, they spy a candidate, give them some tech, see if they can work with it and if they can wor kwith it, and if the results are possitive… well, the candidate gets uh, relocated. It's a sidequest.

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What would Spyro's skins be? Shit from A Hero's Tail and the Legend trilogy?

Retro

Skylanders.

For Spyro, Crash and Coco.

They didn’t want cnk either but they already got btfo and realized it wasn’t worth crying about quickly so they’ve moved on to hating the next probable post naughty dog candidates

why did they ruin Oxide so bad here? he talks, looks and sounds like his teenager self. also, want to see his victory platform?

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I'LL KRUNK WITH YOU SWEETIE PIE

The GBA games are super underrated. Everyone always just talks about the console games, but Huge Adventure was literally classic Crash in 2D. Don't get why there isn't more love for them.

>Crash
Considering his history as a failed test subject, I'd definitely paint him as a classic Vault Dweller turned wasteland scavenger. He even has the face for it.

>Coco
Vault technician. Her computer and technical skills would make her invaluable as a mechanic in the outside world.

>Cortex
Vault Overseer. Formerly conducted animal research under direction from the government/Enclave-lite organization, but has since started his own plans to conquer the wasteland with mutants.

>Pinstripe
Head of a local crime family operating within a populated town or settlement, under Cortex's bankroll. Think: The Bishops, but with rats.

>Brio
Ex-Vault scientist, now a wasteland doctor who spends most of his time cleaning up Cortex's messes.

N. Gin is a mechanic, Tiny and Dingodile are raiders, Papu Papu and his tribe are unchanged...not sure about Uka Uka and Aku Aku. Thoughts?

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I love N-Tranced and that's why I plan to main N. Trance.

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pupper

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After Nitro Kart, the character is played for laughter.

Uka and Aku are some type of overseer AIs for the region that got into logical disagreement of how to govern the populace after the bombs fell. Uka wants to dominate and control while Aku wants to guide and teach.

I know it's autistic, but I'm upset that Nitro-Fueled calls him "Small Norm" rather than "Little Norm" which is what Big Norm calls him in-game. Plus it just sounds more natural despite the extra syllable.

I want to say Oxide's design was limited by polygon count, considering they had to upscale the original model for CTR's race. Otherwise, most everyone in CNK looks more or less like their Naughty Dog designs with added polygons.
And yeah, it's a different actor, but at least he improved for CTRNF

CRASH NO, THAT'S INCEST

Fallout has a habit of vague spiritual/supernatural elements and people worshiping random stuff so I assume you can just apply that to Aku Aku and Uku Uku
>A tribe end up worshiping the brothers
>something happens and the tribes split off
>Uka Uka's tribe is a war tribe akin to The Great Khans and Vipers while Aku Aku's tribe are like the Followers of the apocalypse whos main goal is to nurture and heal

I like your idea a lot it adds a nice modern twist to the masks that fits both universes

still, CNK Oxide looks like a younger version of him. couldn't they salvage and say it's his cousin or something?

user, Crash gets his fuck on in general.

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Screen size issues

sex mods

I like Coco's design in CNK.
>she's the only girl in the game
wtf bros

I noticed that apart from Obj_Motherfucker Crash doesn't have regular normal enemies that appear often enough to consider them viable in a game of this type, like in Mario Kart you have Koopas, Shy Guys, Lakitu, etc. but in Crash you would be hard pressed to find any regular enemy that would fit in.

When was coco in skylanders

>I like Coco's design in CNK
because reasons

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Because the original designer from Naughty Dog made them.

#SquadGoals

based old VV

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CNK was conceptualized as CTR 2: In Space. And really, I can't fault them for thinking that it wouldn't have been a proper CTR without Oxide - even if his role is diminished. Whatever the case might have been, he was still there.

I'm just glad they fixed him up for the remaster.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vfQEXM1Tge8

poorfag

Huge Adventure is ok, N-Tranced is the best and Purple/Fsuion is garbage.

I wish I could jam a sponge or even tennis balls up his exhausts if he didn't learn the rules of earth racing STILL. May his engine explode in a nuclear mess.

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Who the fuck is that character on the right?

Komodo Joe in a skin

Imagine if Crunch had his WoC boss forms as skins with the mask changing to the elemental that he gets the power from

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Komodo Joe alt outfit. Mongolian wear.

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Crash has a better racing roster than sonic. I hate big the cat and omochao.

HE HAS NO TRAILER
HE HAS NO FAME
THIS MAD SCIENTIST
WAS IN THE FIRST GAME

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Ohhhh yeah I see

is it on pc?

True

Oh jesus fuck why

His legacy lives on in other ways

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Is Dragon Mines one of the only CTR tracks we haven't seen yet? I wonder if that's because Moe's mug is also plastered over the track.

Kinda weird to think that they basically have to invent a whole voice and characterization for Moe. Same goes for Rilla Roo if he's in. Koala Kong, too, to a lesser extent.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. What the fuck is wrong with Toys for Bob's artists?

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This is almost my ideal roster right here, just need obj_mothefucker and trophy girls.

You mean Joe, surely?

Amazing

Koala Kong and Moe can just be lifted from their production bible description
>Moe is a dumb brute but he's loyal
>Koala Kong while also dumb was forced to watch a lot of Sylvester Stallone films and adopted a few of his traits

Where can I see this Bible?

>Komodo Joe's challenge now has both Komodo Bros as the boss, just like Norm in CNK.

I didn't play much Crash growing up, but it makes me happy to see all of these Crash fans being so excited over his comeback. You guys deserve it after everything he's been through. Sometimes there really are miracles in the gaming world.

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God, I hope so, purists be damned.

imgur.com/a/NwNKi

Thanks.

>main
N. Tropy
>kart
Imperium
>track
Electron Avenue/N. Gin Labs
>music
youtube.com/watch?v=qnF0rQBniGU

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Caus I don't think they'll actually make it in, but I'd gladly pay extra for them

That was me.

Poor brio

Also me

Oh do you mean the game still has bikes? Please tell me Team Racing has bikes.

no me

She has Trump eyes? Who thought this was a good idea?

I would buy a DLC pack consisting of the Evil Twins (1 character), Madame Amberly, Rusty Walrus, and Farmer Ernest as playable characters. Plus Twinsanity Island as a race track (with Rockslide Rumble's music).

who can say?

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It's a miracle in more ways than one. 98% of the hidden tech is intact from 20 years ago which is fucking insane... This is a 'modern' remake and they could've just removed everything and people would have still bought it for the online play.

They also added bots to battle mode which was just completely fucking barren before and you had to mod the game for bots to appear and you could play deathmatch with them.

I'm just beyond words. It looks like we're shilling the game and that couldn't be further from the truth. This is alternate timeline type shit. I honor the sacrifices that were made along the way but holy shit, Crash is back.

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I was always under the impression that Moe was the leader as far as the CB2 boss fight goes.

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don't count the meat before you killed the beast.

Investors loom.... destruction of quality. Darkness.

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post the webm of him saying "CRUNCH SAD"

Fuck, I never made that one

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I keep forgetting what's in these

Dumping anyway

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>How do you feel about the game, so far?
the only things I didnt like so far was the acknowledgement of CTTR with Stew and Chic in the background.
And
Tawna, Koala Kong, N. Brio, Komodo Moe, Spyro and Penta not shown off or not confirmed

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how wrong can a man play a game....

no soul, no passion. just

MUST WIN MUST WIN MUST WIN

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crash's finger clips though his rolled up pants

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>wumpa fruit
>weirdass mango with purple sap
>Pinstrpe dumps waste nearby

yeah, keep your Dioxin fruit to yourself.

remove Pasadena and Von Clutch and replace them with Baby T and Lab Assistant and you have a solid roster

Online will be full of autists like these, won't it?

In Time Trial you mean?

Sacred fire isn't easy to maintain in an arcade race because of weapons and hazards lying on the ground.

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Mario is to Superman as Crash is to Batman

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can't believe he murdered poultry

I love how Crash's character does a complete 180 back to his old self in CTTR's cutscenes while ingame he's completely fucking insane.

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Just needs Baby T.

did they really retain the old physics? I find it hard to believe. I was thinking of replaying CTR on ps1 to practice controls again but I don't know if it'll be the same here

So how significant is the boost to Handling character's speed? Will they actually be viable this time around when paired with the buff to USF?

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and thankfully he doesn't speak gibberish in them

Same thing with Nina. She goes between her mute Twinsanity self in cutscenes and her bratty CTTR self in-game.

One thing I learned from playing yesterday was that handling characters are a bit more 'consistent' with their lap times on tracks with hard corners like Cortex Castle and Tiny Arena.

Accel still had faster lap times, but it was much harder to get them, and I imagine in an online race that would mean Handling would have stolen the win there.

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My take is that the differences between classes in NF is going to be minimal at best, particularly in online play. All-rounders got a significant boost as well. Acceleration will have more competition than before, but their wider turn radius might still put them on top. We’ll see.

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Nina looks like some hideous chimp/human hybrid here.

I think Nina was supposed to have speaking roles in Twinsanity, but that got cut due to budget/time and her personality was restricted to manual only.

Not that it matters though since TTR changed pretty much everybody

I was against Activision revisiting characters created after the ND games. I was thinking the N-Sane Trilogy could be a fresh start, a reboot. We could get a true Crash 4 or something.

Really glad to be proven wrong. I've never been happier to see shit like the CNK bosses, Crunch, and fucking N.Trance back.

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understandable, have a nice day fren

A lot of the post ND designs were still made by Zembillas, which helps. Nash (the shark) might as well have been a boss in Crash 3, he's the one CNK racer who I hope gets retconned into being a main-stay character if they end up doing Crash 4.

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I think it could be cool to see the CNK bosses brought back in a mainline game, as proper bosses.
I also feel the same about Rilla Roo, I think having him as a reoccurring mini boss would be a cool way to use him outside of party games

So, you pesky earth slugs like to race, eyy?

>CNK bosses brought back in a mainline game, as proper bosses
I mean Crash bosses are usually pretty simple, but the CNK characters don't really have... Attacks, aside from the weapons they throw from their karts
That said, I could see it working, Nash can just bite and move around on land really quick and just being too hyperactive to catch up to, Norm could be a double boss like the Komodo Bros., Geary's gimmick would be that you have to drop something so he goes to clean it up and let you jump on him, I dunno

>I mean Crash bosses are usually pretty simple, but the CNK characters don't really have... Attacks,
thats why you expand on their character in a main line game

Compare youtube.com/watch?v=ztsMLmR9xYg to youtube.com/watch?v=9_68P6dQ4dA

Quinton's really improved. A little good voice direction goes a long way.

Fun fact, Spyro uses uka ukas mask

what happened to the original oxide voice actor from CTR?

Nash would have been perfect as a boss for either the Coco jetski level or the Crash under-water levels. He could chase them around the stage, shooting his head-mounted cannon at them when far away and attempting to "Jaws" them when close by. They would have to lead him into hazardous objects like Nitro Crates and Bombs.

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He's dead. He also voice Komodo Joe and Papu Papu.

Why would they have bothered moving Polar and Pura to another team? There was barely anyone for team Crash. Hell, why did they move Dingodile? I don't give a gosh darn hoot about N. Trance's tomfuckery.

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He died. Really.

Really it's just that they didn't want to have more than 2 teammates per race, but still keep 8 racers. Have to split them into 4 teams somehow and other than oxide there really wasn't any big-bad antagonist that could represent a team affiliation other than Trance at the time.

Its weird too since I though N.Tropy was more aligned with N.Trance at that point in the timeline.

That was a way to make sure that the teams had balanced stat distributions while still keeping N.Tropy as the Time Trial unlock.
N.Tropy would be locked and N.Trance would have no speedster candidate so he took Dingodile instead of having 2 handling characters supporting him. It was him or Tiny but they figured Tiny's dumb loyalty would be more entertaining in the story than Dingodile's mercenary-like loyalty

it's time for some drawfags in here

Why does he look so good in a normal kart?

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Sorry, I'm already in the bed

Because Oxide is a great design in the first place

I havent played in a while but IIRC the thing I hated most about the turning characters wasn't their slower speed but their turning being TOO strong. I could be remembering wrong but to me it seemed like they were actually worse for drifting because even when countersteered to the max they still turned too sharply making me hit the inside wall for being too greedy while on heavies like Tiny I could just get free boosts in the middle of the track since their turning was so weak.
So do the turning characters have the control to drift at the same pace as the heavies or is their worst still stronger than the heavies worst?

Unlike what's supposed to be 'his minions', which look like Velo people rather than Gasmoxian.

Headcanon: Oxide was Velo's champion in the previous Galactic Circuit

aesthetic

its not even autistic, any casual can easily play at the level of the second NF webm if you stop assuming everybody going fast is some lesser human abusing some kind of exploit and spend an hour making an effort to improve your drift boosts
really all he is doing is starting drifts before corners and jumping before every ramp for the boost. the developers probably played the tracks like this as soon as they were able implement it into a testable demo 20 years ago
the first CTR webm is still nothing compared to the skips on other tracks people spent months practicing (and still cant even manage to perform twice in a row) in the original which probably wont even be active in this game.

I'm pretty sure Dragon Mines is being saved to be shown off in the trailer that reveals Moe
Probably the same deal for Hot Air Skyway and Tawna
With Brio already almost certainly being in, that just leaves Kong as the odd one out with no evidence for him being in, but I highly doubt they'll leave him out

Roo main here, got me in one user.

Reddit WILL kill the franchise again

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What is Von Clutch's personality?

Funy german accent

german

it wont even matter because crash, coco, ripper roo, and nash are going to be the only ones you see online every match. everybody else will see less than 10% usage, probably less than 5% if they werent a boss in the originals

der fuhrer

Why do people care about CTTR being acknowledged if CNK is being acknowledged? I remember them being equally shitty for the most part

Radical era is flanderization of Twinsanity's flanderization.

CTTR was heavy-handed with blatant toilet humor, character flanderization, and its gameplay isn't even analogous to CTR. Meanwhile CNK made an honest attempt to be CTR2 but flubbed it.

Yeah, tell that to the underage fans

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True.

why did they make Nina's teeth silver
or change the color of her n

Holy shit i loved this game as a kid, you’re telling me theres a new one coming out!?!
WHERE THE FUCK WE PLAYIN THIS ON LADS!?!?

Why did they make her blue anyway? She always had blue accents and white skin.

Probably the same reason they changed the design of every other character in the series.

PS Quadruple

Most of the other designs were expansions on Twinsanity and minor facial changes
Quite frankly her and N.Gin's skin color change is the most drastic of the bunch

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The Xbox Live version freezes at a certain level

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Just passing by to remember you all that Mario kart 8 deluxe deliver a similar visual, but at 1080p/ 60FPS on the fucking switch, a platform with 10 times less memory bandwith than the playstation 4, so this game should run at solid 60 FPS on the PS4.

But I wanna play a good game at 30 fps.
Not a shitty one at 60

It's a racing game, in 2019
There's absolutely no excuse to run it a 30.
Even if you want to replicate the exact same gameplay, you can at very least use coordinate interpolation to deliver 60 FPS graphics, while still using the 30 FPS physics engine.

How can he based if he's not playable?

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Framerate can't match superior mechanics, I'm sorry.

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Then just wait for the PC release, why are you such a whiny bitch?

I have never once regretted fapping to Tawna

I'm not a "whiny bitch", i just find this to be a disrespect to the consumer.

Imagine a world where Cortex stayed gaunty peach instead of banana yellow. Imagine a world where Nina still had pale skin instead of ice blue.

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Consumers a fully aware of it.
If you have a personal problem with it then just don't buy it.

so you're a whiny bitch
why are you a whiny bitch?

Activision have called the remakes ‘franchise revivals’ so it seems a safe bet there’ll be new original games. A different studio to the N.Sane trilogy is working on this, so I imagine Vicarious Visions are working on a new Crash game currently. Hopefully it shows up at E3 considering the trilogy released two years ago.

It'd be interesting to see what direction they take the characters with a completely new game.

youtube.com/watch?v=vyjO6yaNcqk

Same.

Will you fap to this?

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I have never once regretted fapping to Nina

youtube.com/watch?v=O9QxNBhGBfs

fucking based

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And with one of the worst rosters in video game history.

I remember this, it was shit. I guess it was impressive for the time but it was the Crysis engine so that explains it

>not only are we finally getting that CTR remake
>but it's looking to be one of the best and most SOULful games of the year
maybe this timeline isn't so bad after all

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Nitro Kart called, they want their anti-grav back.

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I offer this 1, one, (You) to the user who posts definitive proof of a PC version being made

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It's already done, or do you think devs use a console to program their game and assets?

I'm not a fucking moron of course I know it is being made on a PC
You don't see a PC version of Bloodborne and Mario Kart now do you?

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Bloodborne is gonna get released on epic store soon

I could swear it's the same fucking model

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My main girl coco with the tron skin

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>is this neo serious?

>Cortex (pic related)
>Oxide UFO with purple paint-job
>Sewer Speedway
>No way I could pick just one, but stand-out choices are Sewer Speedway, Deep Sea Driving and Out of Time.

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Anyone think we'll get any new content revealed this week? I NEED MORE INFO!

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>*kart racing stops*

This Cortex victory animation looks so cathartic. Like he's melting all of the normalfags who bullied him.

Which characters do you think are virgins?

We can only hope. The last month before release is always the hardest.

>moved to new place so i can finally relax and play vidya.
>the internet is fucking shit for vidya

fucking hell. at leas the game will probably have a decent amount of single player content.

i got no idea about most karts but ill probably be using either the standard one or that hotrod one.

Ill also probably play either coco/ fake crash/ tiny or land shark, tanwa too but i have no hopes for her to be in with brio anymore.

>The last month before release is always the hardest.
Tell me about it. I haven't been this excited for a game in years. Time itself is slowing.

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>Crash
Has been laid

>Aku Aku and Uka Uka
I feel like to become a tribal mask you'd have to remain a virgin

>Coco
Has not been fucked

>Crunch
Has fucked once

>Cortex
Its in the air if Nina is really his daughter at least once if not then he's a permavirgin

>Nina
Virgin

>N.Brio
Virgin

>N.Gin
N.Gin was appealing to Coco at one point so he's probably had sex once or twice before the accident

>N.Tropy
Non virgin no doubt he's had sex before he got obsessed with time

Also I'd argue most of his mutants besides Dingodile Tawna Pinstripe and Koala Kong are virgins.

Anyway the aliens
>Oxide
Virgin

>Velo
Most definitely

>Zem and Zam
Probably, something tells me in their alien society consent doesnt really exist

>Krunk
Tribe leader that probably gives him at least a few wives

>Nash
Virgin

>Norm
Little Norm is virgin Big Norm has had sex

>Geary
I dont think robots can have sex (well at least his kind)

>N.Trance
I dont think he even has a penis

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>Little Norm is virgin Big Norm has had sex
If a virgin fuses with a non-virgin what is the end result?
also for some reason N. Gin strikes me as the kind of guy who despite being short, fat, and deformed, gets some regularly

>Tawna
>Pinstripe
>virgins

This whole franchise is virgins outside of Pinstripe and Tawna. No wonder everyone is so deranged, even the good guys.

I assume Little Norm and Big Norm have two different brains (or something) so they probably have different memories and experiences

BESIDES Tawna Pinstripe

>Brio
Nah. That guy fucks.

N.Brio was mind broken by Cortex in highschool and assuming he's always had a weird head I doubt he had sex before or after his time with Cortex

Out of all the mutants Dingodile is the only one I see scoring a human girlfriend, and it being actually hilarious. Like he just walks in one day in the middle of one of Cortex's meetings with the other villains, and there's awkward silence when they see he's with someone.

>"Well... G'day everyone. Just running a little bit late is all. Eh, who am I kiddin' where are me manners... This is Layla. She's uh... a cashier."

>"H-hello everyone"

>"WELP. YOU ALL LOOK HUNGRY. I'm headin' into the kitchen to cook up a little something so we can get things kicked off right! What's a meeting without some grub eh mates?! Alright babe let's go!"

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Papu Papu has likely also had many wives

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it's good to be the chief

>that static as fuck 180 spin
>lack of crack
c'mon

What food did Dingodile prepare in the kitchen?
Toast?

This doesn't bode well at all for the Trophy Girl's jiggle physics.

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he was going to, but they were all out of buttah

Crash is a pure and virginal hero. No bandicoot or opossum has taken his virginity.

Decided to add some more to your list

>Fake Crash
Who knows, but probably virgin

>Evil Twins
Moritz is a virgin, but Victor isn't

>Stew
You have to collect his eggs in his mission. So yeah, he has fucked and left children.

>Chick
Less of a playboy, but he has fucked

>Von Clutch
Virgin

>Willie Wumpacheecks
DEFINITELY a virgin

>Passadena
Has had sex before and probably even managed to get into Crash's pants

>Viscount
Rich motherfucker probably fucks bitches all the time

>Yaya Panda
Innocent and chinese. Virgin.

>wikipedia said he died in 2012
if only he were alive to see Crash's comeback

Chick is canonically married, actually

>"Did my wife send you?!"
>"Did Chick's wife send you?!"

Even if he never got laid in high school, let's not forget project trophy girl

NORMIES, MIME UP

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Fake Crash is a chronic masturbator

Fake Crash fucks.

Coco's

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Coco pretends to be a virgin by taking it in the butt and saying "it doesn't count". If you put her hands and face and cleavage under a UV light, you'd see them from space.

I want to touch Coco's cocos

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checks out

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Basically looks like Nitro Kart but hopefully with the less shitty physics/tracks/sotry mode of it's predecessor.

It's all anyone could ever ask for.