GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, true believers! Stan Lee here, I've just come up from Hell briefly to give you a reminder that yes, we're another day closer to Spider-Man (yes, THE Spider-Man from our folks at Marvel Comics) getting confirmed in the biggest gaming extravaganza that is Nintendo's Super Smash Bros Ultimate! Make sure you equip your web-shooters for the upcoming Fighter Pass when our hero Peter Parker and his friends walk into the spotlight!
>But Stan! Spider-Man isn't a video game character
Oh no no, Anonmyous. You really think that the talented Masahiro Sakurai would deny himself the opportunity to work with a cultural landmark such as Spider-Man himself? The folks at Japan LOVE good old Spidey even more so than those mangos and anime characters like that Goku of yours!
>b-but Banjo and Scorpion are important western representatives
I barely know who these people are, unlike Spider-Man which has people from toddlers to old men like me quickly recognizing it! He's the face of the American entertainment history! Now I don't know about vergebens or whoever this MasterOfHyrule is but I can guarantee to you that you just can't trust everything you read on the internet! As far as I know it could be a scheme by the Sinister Six to play with your emotions!
I read this in his voice & chuckled. Pretty alright thread. Fucking where is Marvel vs. Capcom 5 god dammit Combofiend why did you ruin the series forever
Lucas Ross
Are you saying Satan is progressive?
Isaac Jackson
But Stan Lee loves manga, so he wouldn't call them mangoes
Nathaniel Reyes
I'm really glad this post had this Jewish ass coming up from hell and not down from heaven.
Based op
Jack Morris
Based and redpilled. Keep fighting the good fight
Joshua Peterson
>redpilled go back to /pol/ you fucking nazi
Hudson Jones
Cringe and bluepilled
Jeremiah Anderson
I love it, bless you. You saved Smash Rosterfagging
