TOTAL WAR THREE KINGDOMS

Could my laptop run it?

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dadudu

Can you run Warhammer 2?

>Red cliffs naval combat is a cinematic, not actual gameplay.

Never played it. Last TW game for me was Rome 2.

>most pre-order total war game ever
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Yea Forums told me this game is going to flop!

Hmm, I wonder who could be behind those 1 billion pre-orders.

B-BUT GAME IS BANNED IN CHINA
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

i dont mind. always hated naval battles in twg

I have no hope, hype nor benevolence for this title because of CA's handling of other TW titles. At best I can hope it makes Koei actually try for once this decade.

I have a bachelors in history. The three kingdoms era in China is literally fantasy, there's no evidence of 99% of the stories.

Stay mad retard

You should be fine to run it on lower settings

>total war warhammer 2
>tons of unique factions
>tons of different spells
>tons of unique lords and heroes
>all factions have an extreme unit diversity, ranging from dragons to demons to dinosaurs to tanks

>total war three kingdoms
>back to "different" factions that have 3 different tiers of sword men, spear men and archers. also some soldiers with horses

they cant go back to history and still expect to make a profit

retard

there's no way CA could make a map out of a bunch of linked naval ships

Three Kingdoms isn't historic, it's every bit as much Fantasy as Warhammer.

Absolutely fucking based.

Reminder chinese history is a billion time more interesting than japshit but you're biased because of muh anime.

Remember to equip your whores

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The point is that all factions are mostly the same just different color and unit types come down to spearmen, swordsmen, archer and their mounted variants

>faction wide satisfaction
He sure keeps her busy

It's hilarious that TW shills are forced to shill Three Kingdoms when none of them care about Chinkshit.

It's even more hilarious when at half of them started with Shogun 2 and they truly enjoyed that game.

I'm unironically hyped, I've wanted a proper total war set in the Three Kingdoms period ever since I tried to play the chink mod version for M2.

>Reminder chinese history is a billion time more interesting
>Centuries of endless rape, inbreeding, genocide and cannibalism
>interesting

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The only interesting parts are when they get fucked by mongols honestly.

Are you trying to say that those things aren't interesting?

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oh, so three kingdoms will have big laser cannons and flying mounts?

>Centuries of endless rape, inbreeding, genocide and cannibalism
>not interesting
Excuse you

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Liu Bei literally has superpower resource called Unity that represents combined power of love and tomodachis that he can use to brainwash people instantly.

> Liu Bei literally has superpower resource called Unity that represents combined power of love and tomodachis that he can use to brainwash people instantly.
It's called mana.

Not asia, china.
The most boring TW map ever. Very limited unit variety. All leaders sound the same and you have no idea who they are.

>WHO HYPED?
Ahahahahahahahahaha

>All leaders sound the same and you have no idea who they are.
You do if you watched Three Kingdoms. See:

Minus the cannibalism, you can make the same argument against European history. Honestly this is the first time Ive ever heard about the cannibal stuff, now im interested.

I'd rather play wamham than this, tbqh

What? The game is not banned in china.

That sounds pretty interesting dude. Like game of thrones except not written by a fat hack with a scar fetish.

Imagine being so try-hard epic Yea Forums rage man xD that you miss out of a game purely because of a country it references. Unironically kill yourselves 2016 tourists.

All shitposting aside the core combat mechanics look like a step down from Attila. Less unit variety, less factions, over emphasis on general units. It's also more blob warfare focused and fewer tiers between units.

Sorry I'll wait 6 months to see if they bother to fix anything.

Why don't you go and eat a dog Chang.

>I have a bachelors in history.
No you don't.
>It's another episode where an armchair faggot on Yea Forums just happens to be an expert of X in an X thread
Maybe a bachelors in sucking dick. Unless you're gonna post a picture of your degree kill yourself nigger dont reply to me.

True and false.

Jap is also simple, but the whole samurai story is interesting and also true.

China is so boring they had to turn their history into propaganda. Because "thousands of years of being invaded and rapes by barbarians while we try to hold them off with zerg tactics and wooden sticks" does not sound as catchy as "three kingdoms"

The Tiananmen square massacre was covered up by the Chinese government to prevent dissenters from rallying.

It is not a communist state, it's a authoritarian capitalist regime.

Spotted the chink. I hate pandering to chinks and I hate Ch*na. There you have it, I won't buy a game that is a dedicated fan fiction to a country. Now fuck off.

Are these people retarded or they pretending ?

No CA are legitimately retarded, have been since Empire TW.

Yes.

Yea Forums is composed of retards pretending to be smart people who in turn are pretending to be retarded. Add x layers of irony depending on the time of day.

Not me, it's not a period I'm personally interested in, plus CA has started to develop certain socjus tendencies which annoy me.

Source on it being banned in China? Also, pre-orders do not guarantee success of a AAA game, the game actually selling as much as projected is when the game in question is successful by AAA standards.

Fuck you the whole Asia (or Eurasia) would be a perfect Total war.
It's just doesn't make no sense to make game about war and large battles focused around China

>source
CA's total war blog
>AAA game
what

If you hate communist China you'd support this game, or are you some try hard brainlet who doesnt know of their cultural enlightenment of the 60's

>m..muh hastati....

Because this is based on a series of insular and self contained Chinese fantasy stories, it doesn't make sense to introduce historic elements.

But the gameplay looks like shit. Why would I be hyped?

The only seeking point is China. Boring.

Ching chong nip nong buy are morst honorabrr game aprease.

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Spotted the uneducated Yea Forums fag. The guy with no personality beyond what he sees on Yea Forums, using Yea Forums vernacular because he's literally a fucking underaged retard. You're going to have to try harder than that you fucking loser.

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>you do if you watched some movie
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh get me off this planet

Based.

>CA trannies

yikes

It's a 90+ episode series, and one of the best pieces of television in existence, you're honestly retarded if you deprive yourself of it.

>there will never be another comfy rotk thread on Yea Forums

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I was interested in a Chinese TW, but once I heard it was the fucking Three Kingdoms, I was out.

I'm just so tired of it. You'd think nothing happened in China before 1850 except this overplayed era.

Without saying 'setting' explain why this game is better than any other TW game
>less factions
>less units
>same combat as attila

t.escalatorfood

I don't want to have anything to do with Ch*na. I'd be happy if Ch*na got glassed and I'd rather put my money towards that than some shitty pandering game.
Cry more chink. Here's a pity (You)

The diplomacy, family lines, and spying metagame is clearly where the majority of the effort went and the actual war looks average. But improving the war is the easiest thing for them to fix later by introducing more units.

The absolute state of (((history))) fags.
Do you have a masters in couch potatoism as well?

literally proving the guy you replied to right. get off Yea Forums sometime zoomer, your brain is fried

IT HAS EBIN HERO DUELS!

back to r/eddit, tourists

>It's a 90+ episode series, and one of the best pieces of television in existence,
>literally ChingChong: the post

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>DAI SHONG CHING CHANG PING PANG PONG DAI-YOUUUUUUUUUUU

My attempt at Chinese music.

>I DONT WANNA WATCH THE SHOW MOMMY I JUST WANNA SHITPOST IN THREE KINGDOMS THREADS

t.escalatorfoodpretendingnottobeescalatorfood

We're still not playing your shitty country's game.

>more units
Yeah no. Never happening.

Look at the "unique" factions units. Literally ONE unit each and an elite copy paste of it. They already ran out of ideas.

The game also has all of the stupid quirky weapons already. Hell every other unit is a fucking duel wielding unit which is stupid and ahistorical.

>Chink posting with a VPN calls others "tourists"
Ahahahahaha

Why would I ever play chinky shit this when I have TW2 with every DLC? It doesn't even have that historical vibe to it like Attila and Thrones, it's just chink soap opera garbage

Have sex underage.

Why the fuck would I want to watch the show when I don't even want to play the game?

The absolute state of your bug brain.

>TW2 with every DLC
What went so wrong in your life?

I'm starved for anything that isn't Warhammer. That shit was so boring and autistic and literally broke /twg/. It's funny how people think only autistic chinks want to play 3K when the last 2 games required you to be an autistic manchild who likes witches and elves to enjoy them. And they had the nerve to brake it into 2 games in which they still sold you the game in pieces (factions, blood, etc).

Why is most of Yea Forums suddenly shitting their pants out of anger when someone mentions China nowadays? What the fuck have I missed?

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>it's another "romance of the chink kingdoms" episode

China owns 40% of epic and epic store is bad.

Why the fuck would you shitpost in threads for the game, if you don't even want to play the game?

The absolute state of your feces brain.

But But Swine HD will release that day, what a cockblock!

I got them on sales and deals from key sellers, cost me about 60 bucks total.

I haven't played Total War in a while, but I really don't care about unit variety. I think I prefer smaller numbers of more specialized units because I think it makes for more readable battles, where the outcomes of your tactics are more decisive.

But I agree, I'm worried because trying to improve the campaign map while fucking up the battles seems to be CA's MO, and I hate that.

Great advice Chang, you should take it.

Oh wait, you killed off all the women in your country so there's no one left to have sex with LMFAO.

>Giving a shit about CA post Rome 2

>That shit was so boring and autistic
>after Rom2

Chinese chicks are pretty hot. That's a good idea. Oh, but there's more men than women in china aren't there? That's ok, you can just go kidnap women from a neighboring country and make them be your wife-slave.

>waaaaaaaaaah buy chink game
>r-reddit

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Pending US-China war

You're either a Russian/Chinese/NK shill or an ally.

Memes + bandwaggoning + anime obsession + pol chink threads.

>I think I prefer smaller numbers of more specialized units because I think it makes for more readable battles, where the outcomes of your tactics are more decisive.
Back to your Starcraft general, Chang

Tim Sweeney
>Epic chad
>Hates Linux

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OP asked a question, I answered. Sorry you can't handle criticism, what are you going to do, run me over with a tank? LFMAO

The chinese are less than subhuman and people are starting to realize just how harmful they are

Electionniggers.

I think that's an effect and not a cause. There's plenty of reasons to hate EGS in addition to Tencent.

China's (extreme) growing influence is taking the weebs by surprise and all they can do is cope while spouting meme shit

Mods started autobanning a guy that was spamming what would become the tienanmen square copypasta.

I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative Christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking Nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millennials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with Nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Drumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already.

The only units that are dual wielding are bandits.

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>buying totalwar games after rome 2
>being interested in China
>i can't think of anything else

gameplay looks really shallow compeard to shogun2 and warhammer.

Do you do this for every thread you are not interested in? How autistic are you exactly?

Grandpa, your pasta is old.

Even if you dislike chinks and the chicomms getting autistic about this game because it's set in china is retarded.

>462946354

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Awww what's the matter Chang, tariffs got you down?

Scared the world is going to completely shut you out because you're a nation subhuman parasites and the civilized world wants nothing to do with you?

we will win this fight against the ch*nks, bros. we have to win, for gamers everywhere

In no way, even on Records mode, could it be more shallow than Shogun 2. Warhammer, sure because it has no magic and shit.

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>WHO HYPED?
>Game focused around China only
>set on period glorified by romance
>TOTAL WAR
it's just borring

My autism is inversely proportional to your butthurt and boy are you fucking seething.

>Hoprse archers
WE

How exactly did Cow Cow blunder so hard at red cliffs? I know it was a devastating defeat that stopped him from prematurely conquering all of China, but from his reputation how did he make such a massive fuckup? How massive was the fuckup's proportions exactly that it prevented him from uniting China under his banner that he couldn't recover from to try it ever again, yet wasn't big enough for him to be taken down immediately afterwards by a counterattack?

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3 chinkdoms is for white people and their bulls
I'll keep playing Shogun 2 with Juan and Tyrone

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>TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN
you have to update your pasta to version .19

Post a direct link to the post in question. All I found after a brief google search was this: forums.totalwar.com/discussion/240867/rip-3k-in-china
Not exactly what I would call definitive proof of anything.
>>what
Yes actually, Total War is not a Triple-A series. I'd argue this started with Rome 2, but it really became apparent with Total Warhams.

>>Yes actually, Total War is now a Triple-A series. I'd argue this started with Rome 2, but it really became apparent with Total Warhams.
Fixed.

Basically, from what I get, he was running out of juice super fast. His soldiers were exhausted and sick. What he thought was some sensible defection from one of Liu Bei's generals turned out to be a kamikaze attack that would cripple his operations around the Yangtze.
tl;dr he rolled hard 1s that would be just enough to stop him, but not damaging enough for him to lose his power over Wei.

totalwar.com/blog/business-practices-blog-three-kingdoms-post-launch-and-whats-next/

>China
Disgusting vile people, nothing about their history or culture ought to be celebrated let alone turned into entertainment.

Embarrassing!

good
fuck naval battles
not that modern total war is any good

I ended up watching some literal who play the game and even though he was obviously shilling the game that he got early, even he would go
>"Yeah, they just stand there taking arrow fire... That's... Not very good... huh, wow the graphics, are amazing, heh, look at this water!"
Not even the shills can hide that the game is still the same, and has all the flaws from fucking rome 2.

>SAD!
ftfy

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>about to release 3 kingdoms stuff
>on the same year china decided to ban depictions of 3 kingdoms stuff
lmao

Based.
Red pilled.
Underrated.

Should I pirate this or total warhammer?

Can Xi Jinping really not handle the bantz or is it his party that tries to shelter him?

TWW

You haven't been to any chink webm thread before haven't you? Not only that, but also the general Chinese gaming community is cancer.

However, whoever disregards RoTK (or any of the Four Classic Novels) as chinkshit is a faggot. Even Japs have respect towards those.
The game is crap and I'm not getting it. Enjoy your Red Shell.

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You can't be against racism and support china, they're literally putting non-chinks into concentration camps

It's the fate CA deserves.

>thread turned into /pol/faggotry circle-jerk
Ughh... never change Yea Forums.

>However, whoever disregards RoTK (or any of the Four Classic Novels) as chinkshit is a faggot.
>t.canadian

that says fucking nothing about you faggot

>mod tools are supposed to be the best they have ever released

Dynasty Warriors soon.

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The thing you have to remember is that as much as RotK likes to pretend that armies in the hundreds of thousands was basically no big deal, that's basically fantasy bullshit. Feilding an army of substantial size takes an ABSURD amount of resources, and the infrastructure that raises them needs to be able to support it. The invasion took a lot out of Cao Cao's provinces, and the actual battles did comparatively little damage to his army, it was the shitty swamp sicknesses that kicked his ass. So after putting all of his eggs in one basket, it would take probably DECADES for those provinces to back to full strength, and by then situations and leaders changed, and the balanced enforced by the power checks of the Three Kingdoms meant that invasion wasn't really practical, or even so much desired anymore.

Why did being compared to a lovable cartoon character offend him? Is he legitimately autistic?

>muh /pol/ boogeyman
Yeah, can't just hate on ch*inks. Has to be about politics and not them being the most worst absolute cancer to gayming.

I don't think he cares, but the party probably does.

>It is also currently the most pre-ordered Total War game ever, so we’re incredibly glad that excitement and the support for what we’re doing is building up in the outside world too.
Apologize, faggot.

even the japs agree, how many fucking anime and games about the 3 kingdoms are there?
A fucking shit ton
One of the most popular manga right now, Kingdom, is about china's history.

>having a bachelor's in history is now considered unattainable power fantasy
What the fuck, user.

How's it anywya, never really played a Total War. i play a lot of RTS and 4X, which one does it ressemble most?

CHINESE SHILLS

>Ughh...
You need to go back.

Is it based on some kind of chink mythology? Everything just screams weird/wrong about this game.

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Warhammer is a good game, both titles have good factions and they all play differently unlike most history titles. Not to mention it's probably the most optimized game so far, I get more than 100 fps in large battles with everything on ultra, even unit size

>even the japs agree, how many fucking anime and games about the 3 kingdoms are there?
>A fucking shit ton
>One of the most popular manga right now, Kingdom, is about china's history.
And..?

oh, that's not what I thought you were talking about
I wanted source on the "banned in china" thing

>using weeb shit as a defense
This is how I know it's garbage.

>Is it based on some kind of chink mythology?
It's based on chink soap opera

>>there will never be another comfy rotk thread on Yea Forums
thanks, epic game store

How does this even work? If your general is stronger, does he just always win? What's the point of ever sending anyone into a duel if you're weaker than the opponent?

There's two different modes. One is based off the book and has characters that aren't real and treats the guy that was the protagonist like god just like the book.. The other is based off the actual historical documents and corrects details that the book faked.

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>totalwar.com/blog/business-practices-blog-three-kingdoms-post-launch-and-whats-next/
None of this says that the game has been banned in china, so what the fuck man?

What a boring roster. Man With Sword and Man With Sword And Also Better Armor sure comprises fun unit variety.

>but also the general Chinese gaming community is cancer
So BR huehues are out of date memes now? Because frankly I think that just about anyone is cancer on multiplayer games. Making it a "chinese only are bad" is putting some massive blinders on.

the argument was about japshit vs chinkshit.
see

No no no, you newfaggot. This is how you deploy the Chink-B-Gone.

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>look at the hues, don't look over here!

This won't even register on the blocker bot. What a shit image.

It's bullshit obviously.

Mitsuteru's Sangokushi, Ravages of Time, Ikkitousen
RotK and DW series with dozens of games each

If you dont use text it wont work

I.e. free Tibet and Taiwan is the real china

I don't think you understand, they're EBIN HERO DUELS.

>Mitsuteru's Sangokushi, Ravages of Time, Ikkitousen
>RotK and DW series with dozens of games each
So fucking what?

can we just shit on the game? Without needing to bring chinks into this?
Cause there's a lot to shit on, and it's sad to see people only shit on one aspect of it.
>enemy armies just find a hill and sit on it, never actually attack even when completely outgunned
>cavalry charges have zero impact
>sieges are back to being incredibly easy since AI cannot handle defending multiple points
>zero unit variety
>pre-order faction is an important historical dude, but they still made sure to make up some random womyn general so there's female representation

>female warriors

yassssss

It's popular.
Not to mention the fujos into 3k generals

its a chinese mobile game
they basically told everyone to go fuck themselves and sellout to china
every aspect of the game is made for chinese players
>campaign map looks like shit
>battles are small and are cartoonish
>ui is shit
>magic rpg characters
>ping pong vs ding dong very interesting setting wow
>every faction same units

i havent bought a TW game since neckbeardhammer was announced

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>It's popular.
And..?

It's popular.

You need female leaders so you can defeat them capture them and then mindbreak them for marriage.

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Dinasty warriors series has female warriors and nobody complains tho

Yeah and also FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK muslims too

I claim this thread in the name of my wife

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Are you really going to make me preorder this one, Yea Forums? After the shitshow that was Rome 2? It's going to run like shit, it won't be fun, and the AI will be braindead as ever. Sieges will suck. The graphics will look worse than Shogun 2, despite running at 20FPS on a 1080ti. Why must you make me preorder this ghastly game?

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This but unironically. Newfags coming here thought the racism was serious, and they were pathetic enough to let their ideologies be influenced entirely by Yea Forums. Now because the boards are overwhelmed by newfags, the racism basically is for real.

3k has actual good sieges so that makes it 100% better than the shitshow that are the fantasy games

Is this same image up somewhere in non-dog language?

>3k has actual good sieges
>AI is literally incapable of defending more than 1 side
>every town is literally the same
>good sieges

Is my duty as an Earth lover and human rights activist to hate over China and India
overpopulation is a non-issue if you don't count those poluting bastards

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Optimizing the game is apparently something they finally fixed since every review talks about how much better it runs compared to other games.

>+10 satisfaction if prime minister or more
>ywn bukkake your prime minister waifu along with your whole village

I hope for historical accuracy from TW but those days are long gone.

dilate

You cannot be fucking serious.
Let me guess, Warhammer was your first TW?

>literally one copy pasted map and an ai that fails the moment you attack from more than one side

>historical accuracy from TW
hahahahaha
>those days are long gone.
Very funny.

AI isn't capable of doing anything in those games.

Newfags really do ruin everything.

I dunno. It's probably going to suck, but CA are the only ones that make this kind of game, so every time one comes out I have to hope that they've learned something. If not, that's what refunds are for.

At no point was TW ever historically accurate.

I'm hyped to play it in a year when the big bugs have been patched out and performance was made bearable. Rome 2 burned me hard.

>roman ninjas

b-but SJWS!

Yep, those are Warhammer sieges, what are you getting at?

Nice try fag

Don't. Pirate it instead.

Yes, 3 chinkdoms is for white people and canadians chinese mutts

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>ITT: Fantasyfags falseflagging as Yea Forumstards falseflagging as /pol/trannies
Eat shit and go back to /twg/ you fucking TWWcucks.

Is the latest TW games are playable on 4k resolution?

seething

Rome actually has a unit of screaming women, if that's what you want.

>American come in with their utter lack of anything beyond their own borders in an attempt to shitpost /pol/-tier knowledge

You know this never happens in Dynasty Warriors Threads

> when the big bugs have been patched out
It's a game about the Chinese user, they're not getting patched out.

Too bad it isn;t DW thread

What about people who like GOOD Total War games?

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Doctor who thread?

It's just Total DLC Beggarhammer fags shitting up the thread because their game isn't the hot topic anymore.

They've improved Rome 2 though.

>Empire
>Medieval
>Shogun
>Good

Dynasty Warriors Thread

>Rome

>empire
>Medieval 2 without mods
OH NO NO NO NO

>Female Generals
>Improved

>kill a girls entire family then force her to marry my leader

Gonna make you proud big Dong.

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>16GB RAM and i7
>GTX 860
Buy a new graphics card bro

It's more like that all Chink shills from /twg/ thread posting ITT

>Game doesn't really let you.
>Mod it in.
>Seething feminists.

>The Last TotalWar

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>GOOD Total War games
Then what is Warhammer doing there?

>Be brainlet all this time in shogun 2
>Can't charge yari ashigaru with katana cavalry because penalty.
>I could have just dismounted and raped the smug little things

a bit too many games with oriental setting this year

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>turns out it's chinks who actually hate TWW, not historical TW fans

Why are redditors ending greentext lines with full stops now?

Reminder that even 3 chinkdoms is a fantasy hybrid game. There will be no more Medieval, there will be no more Rome, there will be no more Empire and so on.
Fantasy reigns supreme. It's over histcucks. The only game people care about is Warhammer 3 which won't be out for a while since there are still WH2 lord packs that should be out in a few months.

Being the best of its kind.

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I've played every single total war game. Why should I play this? What's the selling point?

nice falseflag Cheng

>oh boy new tw game
>enter thread
>not a single post talking about the game

blame /twg/

What rig? DX11 or 12? I have 8600k and RTX 2080 and it sometimes still tanks to 30-40 fps in large battles with everything ultra 1080p.
Granted last time I tried it was over 6 months ago so maybe drivers and patches optimized it further.

hey at least it's better than /twg/

Improved campaign map with new diplomacy, intrigues, betrayals and shit like that.

>I get more than 100 fps in large battles with everything on ultra, even unit size
I find this very hard to believe.

but it does, you can kill her father and brothers in battle, then make her marriage a peace condition

The Holy Trinity: Shogun 2, Warhammer, Medieval 2
Patrician Taste: Rome, FotS, Attila
Acceptable: Empire, Napoleon
Poor: Rome 2
Bad: Britannia, Three Kingdoms, Arena

Reminder not to kill Liu bei but humiliate him as much as possible, break him to the point of tears, kill his brothers in front of him, bed his wife while he watches, most importantly make him see the han disintegrate.

/vpol/ tryhards are seething so desperately about this game holy shit

Imagine a Paradox campaign at launch, now take away all the depth, thats the new 'campaign'.

Combat is same as Attila, unit variety is worse, AI not improved, new duel gimmick is a detriment to the game.

>I get more than 100 fps in large battles with everything on ultra, even unit size
If you're going to lie, you have to make it believable.

>ping pong vs ding dong very interesting setting wow
I know this is a shitpost, but I'd like to take a moment and say that this but unironically.
Who the FUCK can remember all these short chink names that all look the fucking same, and there are hundreds of them.
This is why I could never get into Water Margin too.

Trying way too hard buddy.

Rome is the best Total War there is.

The battle AI looks atrocious.

Hyped... for a new game?

>LMAO

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Let's ser your ranking then

>Not telling the difference between Zhou Yu and Zhao Yun
step up

Thrones of Britannia is my second most played Total War game.

I am partial to medieval 2, napoleon, and shogun 2.

That is pretty cool.

Tienanmen square massacre

Of those three only Napoleon was good.

>Not to mention it's probably the most optimized game so far, I get more than 100 fps in large battles with everything on ultra
>it's probably the most optimized game so far
WH2 is probably one of my favorite total wars along with Shogun and Rome but I also find this incredibly hard to believe. On what resolution are you playing and what are your specs? Do you mean you have AA maxed out as well? Because that's an FPS eater even people with great rigs sometimes lower it to FXAA in incredibly large battles so it doesn't destroy your PC.

As long as you admit you enjoy eating shit

Why are Americans so triggered by anything Chinese?

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Not only americans. I can't stand anything chinese either. Well, except food, I guess.

seething

Fuck you traitorous and deceitful Liu Bei

The quality of a games discussion is directly related to the quality of a game.

The simple fact is there is nothing to talk about with 3K. Like, seriously, what is there to talk about? Its set in China, it has better campaign mechanics than the last historical title, it has less units than most TW games, it has a duel gimmick (personally I think it looks shit, Warhammer is better with its free form battles) and its nothing in comparison to Warhammer since it cant compete with that level of content and features.

What else do you want to talk about? All there is left is why did CA pick china? In which you'll either say to pander to the Chinese or because you think its a interesting setting. Its probably a bit of both.

>WHO HYPED?
Well let's see
>Incorporates 3rd-party DRM: Denuvo Anti-tamper
not me.

What's the deal with this anyway? None of the Yakuza games have denuvo and I have bought them all. In fact most of SEGA's PC game catalogue don't have it. And yet Total War does.

Taco spic here
Fuck chinks

Gonna spike you into the ground like I spiked that baby

So none of those except Rome and Medieval II?

This time he will NOT kill his former naval commanders and win Red Cliff, crazy world.

Because you slant eyes are almost as bad as Jews.

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAA

>Chinese history is nothing but civil wars and disaster
How is that in any way unique? Romans had a civil war and assassinated their Emperors every other Friday. Europe has a ridiculous list of wars including a major one every century since the 17th. The last two world wars greatly diminished Europe influence and led to the end of colonialism.

>Why should I play this?
Because it is a total war game, and you played all the others.
>What's the selling point?
that it is one more total war game.

>Trigger Americans to the point they're frothing from the mouth just by being Chinese

Feels good.

nothing can run warhammer 2, that's why they made 3 kingdoms more compatible. check the sys reqs if you don't believe me.

Australian here.
I'll be speaking Chinese sooner than I'd like. Don't appreciate it one bit.
Though I really love Three Kingdoms.

HAHAHAHAHA anglomutts btfo

Not American, but FUCK Chinese, fuck China, and fuck the Chinese government.

rome has unrivaledly broken gameplay on both layers and only about 5 different factions to play, 4 of which you need to unlock first.
medieval 2 does everything better.

>If I enjoy the manga Kingdom, will this fulfill my inner "great general of the heavens" itch?

>What's the deal with this anyway? None of the Yakuza games have denuvo and I have bought them all. In fact most of SEGA's PC game catalogue don't have it. And yet Total War does.
It's great isn't it? Shit up the performance and loading times even more. Reminder that Denuvo no matter how well implemented lowers FPS possibly up to a loss of over a dozen FPS and increases load times sometimes by as much as 65%.
youtube.com/watch?v=n_DD-txK9_Q&feature=youtu.be

I have no idea why I greentexted that

I honestly have no idea. Most people don't give a shit, but there are some people who won't buy the game if they put it in, yet at the same time it does fuckall to stop piracy.
So the rational thing to do would be to not put it in games but devs/publishers still do for some retarded incomprehensible reason.

>It's okay when Rome 1 had abysmal historical accuracy
>It's okay when Shogun has the poorest unit variety
>It's not okay when 3K gives players plenty of choice to customize their game like romance or records mode, vibrant or attila flavor color schemes, stylized or 3d model unit cards and extreme unit sizes

>broken gameplay
All TW games are like that.
>medieval 2 does everything better.
No. It's way more buggy and clunky.

It depends on the character you pick. Liu Bei is about being the greatest man in the universe and he has the strongest generals since he has Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Or you can pick Dong Zhuo and use his story to kill him off and make Lu Bu the leader.

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The only thing I liked about the Warhammer games was the setting
And this is that with a shit setting

Dropped.

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you don't play rome 1 for accuracy you play it because it's a timeless, fun strategy game. rome 1 is boner rome 2 is gashed out mtf tranny.

I don't know much about China or Chinese culture, but can we really call this civil war? I think that would be like calling all human wars civil war just because everything takes place on Earth.
But I guess it's a matter of perspective in the end of the day.

3K campaign has more depth than Imperator DLCome

Thats cool. Im gonna have to read up on my chinese names, because im used to the Jap names fron the manga.

>taking in Lu "Patricide" Bu

>equipable females

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Sad but true. Fucking hell paradox.

Holy shit the triggering continues. How are you anglos not embarrassed by how flustered you are? It’s a completely new historical setting and I for one am interested in immersing myself in it to learn more about it. There are plenty of cool histories and lore surrounding Chinese culture

>implying warhammer isnt the shittiest setting of any TW

Lmao

I had 0 issues with Japanese names, but these Chinese names are hell to remember and differentiate.

I don't give a shit about your stupid anime, chang
go play Dynasty Warriors, shiteater

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What the hell did the red guys even do in the setting besides cry at Liu Bei for decades?

t. Cheng

Why don't you immerse yourself in the cool lore surrounding the Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989?

>but these Chinese names are hell to remember and differentiate.
every time i see people talking about all these characters and cities i just hear a take out menu in a Chinese restaurant

i cant wait until they add pork bun and s oy sauce to the roster

I'll see what people say about it before I get hyped. I still have plenty of Attila left to play if it's not impressive.

Seething

Cope

Total War Fire Emblem
Total War Adventure Time
Total War Shadowrun
Total War Gundam

poal.me/vzyvw4

I’m not the one that gets triggered over chinks

I'm not the one being a chink

Do I click the purchase button? Will this even run on my GTX1070?

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You are though, funnily enough. Anglos come from Central Asia lol

>Total War Shadowrun
That sounds fucking stupid.

Are they planning to sell this in China? I thought the Party had a ban in place for any type of media that shows China partitioned, even if it's historical. Paradox games were banned there for a long time.

The only total war game we need is

TOTAL WAR: AGE OF MYTHOLOGY

And everybody is actually a nigger because all humans originate from Africa lol

>New records for highest number of preorders for a TW game
Take a guess

>I thought the Party had a ban in place for any type of media that shows China partitioned, even if it's historical
What? They fucking love 3K.

three kingdoms is china approved

>TOTAL WAR: AGE OF MYTHOLOGY
Oh. I admit this one would be the best.

The keyword here is probably "were".

>How are you anglos not embarrassed by how flustered you are?
i had no clue how much of the total war community was british and australian permavirgins until i watched a legendoftotalwar livestream and it was like the awakening, i finally understood why the community has been so fucking trashy since the warhammer games. inb4 chink i am irish masshole and veteran of the greatest navy to ever exist (hint: it's not the british lol)

3K is an acceptable Chinese propaganda, its one of the most popular settings in China.

>legendoftotalwar
he got early access to 3K?

no i'm referring to a m2: kingdoms stream he did a bit back. i havent watched a tw livestream since for that matter because i have nothing in common with most of the community, obviously.

There is no better youtuber for TW content than Lionheartx10 so idk why you even bother with anyone else.

Yeah most of the community isn't a reddit s oy boy like you, thankfully.

European medieval history is amazing, chinks go in debt to visit medieval towns and castles in Europe
Imagine thinking some malnourished chink with a bamboo spear is as interesting as an ironclad knight

Will the yellow turbans appear?

legendofautism needs to be gassed

No the out of Africa theory is debunked and deals with the origin of humans. Anglos as an ethnicity come from mutted Germanics, who themselves came from Central Asia to Europe only 3000 years ago.

Can you kill your uncle and his family/servants for no reason?

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Because pretending to care about chinese history makes you look edgy, intellectual and mysterious

This series has been garbage for years now. Its a glorified moba.

preorder DLC :^))

you can't even type out your own insult without evading a filter and you claim to have authority here?

Someone please summarize ROTK for me so I know who to play in two days.

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:^(

Day 1 DLC :^)

CA still up to their jewish tricks of locking content and selling it separately

Can I mass cannibalize my own people in the event of a siege?

cao cao is the only based character in three kingdoms

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No, the game is made to be accepted in China so no historically accurate negative things can happen.

Cao Cao did nothing wrong.
Liu Bei did nothing wrong.
Sun Quan did nothing.

I’ve noticed that a lot of the “vocal gamer” communities on twitch and YouTube are anglos making blogs about their opinions. A lot of this site is also heavily anglo and you notice a huge bias from them with anything non Anglo, which is kinda funny since anglo centric games are crap anyway.

Chinese history had some interesting moments

Did you know that one point they tried to convert to Catholicism, there was a massive civil war and 30 million people died? I wonder how different the country would be if they had managed to win

>who to play
it doesn't matter. every total war game has had a description of the factions you choose why do you need this decision spoonfed to you like a retard

>decisive
>Tang
>victory

sun quan let liu bei fuck his sister

you can't even make an insult that is relevant or even makes sense, so there's that

liu bei betray everyone

That's victorian era history, china was just a dump to the west and losing 30 million people because a guy claimed to be the brother of jesus in the late XIX century only goes to show how backwards the region was

>3K made combat and campaing easier than ever
>You literally cant lose battles or generals
These changes were made to cater bug people and Yea Forums still cheers CA

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THE FAMOUS ANGLO BANTS, EVERYONE! i have no reply, i'm utterly defeated.

didn't know there so many chinks on Yea Forums. How do we get rid of these insects, Yea Forums?

Dont buy TW games at launch

>no reason
They were clearly cooking up some dastardly plot

You don't. You just sit quietly like the fat spoiled white boy you are while we secretly take over. Don't worry laowei, we'll treat you well. Trust us.

Chinks have their own chans. I’m just not an Anglo so I don’t get triggered like a cuck.

All in a day's work.

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Is that considered as a good writting by Chinks?

>3K made combat and campaing easier than ever
>You literally cant lose battles or generals
Proofs?

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you soulless creatures can't do anything right. You economy will fall soon and you will have to eat each other, which is normal for you. Even war won't help you, since you are the biggest, most incompetent, pussies in the world as history shows.

Yes, keep underestimating us American, we're no threat to you, don't worry.

lol I can smell the fear

>notice a disproportionate amount of spics and mystery meat goatfuckers that hate anything to do with China
>Look into it
>turns out they're putting moslems in camps
based as fuck

This sounds like the opinion of someone thats never played a Total War game and only watched youtube videos that show off the first 10 turns.

I like history and could enjoy this game's setting, but it simply looks really boring after playing Warhammer. I don't think I want to pay full price to shuffle around just 4 unit types with different colors.

Too bad, since some of the other campaign map elements look pretty neat.

That's from me, sorry.

Every nonretarded streamer has not lost a single playthrough on LL

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I wish they'd revisit empire total war and try to fix what went wrong with the original. It had a lot of potential.

Says the ungrateful insect who probably lives in the west.
Never ever trust Chinks.

Yeah, it was always easy. My first TW game was Shogun 2 on Legendary and I breezed through it by spamming serfs

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That game you are talking about is called Napoleon.

>people that have been playing tw for 20 years

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I'm from the Gulf, fuck you Chang.

What happens if a streamer with early access say the game is shit?

CA kill him.
Or they don't get a code like autistoftotalwar

This is actually gonna be cool. Chinese had some pretty crazy infantries

Apprently Zhou Yu is strongest in game

>baby football finally makes sense

>Chinese had some pretty crazy infantries
Such as..?
Also
>China
>War

They get blacklisted like LegendofTotalWar after he made a video trashing Thrones of Britannia.

based, fuck chinks and chink cocksuckers

Didn't everybody shart on thrones?
It was not a very good game, nobody bought it either.
Strange that Atilla and thrones flopped but chink total war is topping charts.

$0.99 and a total war: three insectoids(tm) steam trading card has been deposited in your steam wallet and inventory
a tampon from grace has been mailed to your address

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Crossbowmen and spearman and horseback archers and even fireworks launchers which were early precursors of guns/cannons. I’m sure there’s other stuff. I’m excited to see and learn more.

A bunch of filthy faggots try to overthrow the rightful holders of the mandate of heaven (han)

>Crossbowmen and spearman
WOW TOTALLY NEVER SEEN AANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE
>horseback archers
WE WUZ NOMADS N SHIEEET
>and even fireworks launchers
It was Koreans.
Try again Cheng

According to the reviews it runs very well, one reviewer specifically also had a GTX1070 and it was running smoothly on ultra for him.

Total War has always been easy though.

lol why are you so upset

Blacklist

herro i have pee pee rike grain of rice bing bong pang ping

>pointing out his bullshit
>lol u mad?

He was the only person given a prerelease copy to cover who pointed out any of the glaring features it was missing. Of the couple dozen others who got codes, he was the only one to point out it was missing basic shit like ambush battles. The shitstorm that resulted from it was so bad that the game director was typing out essays of damage control while he was supposed to be spending Easter with his family.

I am not even american. The thing is - once american economy goes in decline, you go with it. And since all you can do is copy and make your own people work to death, since you have no respect for life, you won't recover. Your population and lack of land is limiting but you are incapable of warfare, which history has shown us multiple times.
So it will be one of two. Either your economy collapses due to your natural inability to innovate and create something new. Or Russia nukes you to the ground.

Btw, I always wondered, how do you call yourself communist when you allow private employment, exploitation of the working class, and accumulation of capital? Your workers literally live in 1x2 dirty rooms and work 12 hours a day every day, while upper class lives the life of luxury. Your working conditions are worst in the world. You allow private ownership of means of production.
You see, this shows how rotten and dishonest you are. A person that is dishonest with himself is dishonest with everybody. Your state (in a stateless system, lol) stands against everything it claims to uphold. You are so ashamed of your past, you are forbidden to discuss it.
And the best thing - you don't even trust each other. You know what shitty "people" you are and this is why you need total surveillance and good-boy points to pretend you are people.

So, nah, I am not even worried. Your shithole is destined to collapse.

I just read through Martial God Asura, Emperors Domination and Sovereign of Three Realms - can confirm that some names intersect a fuck ton.
If it wasn't for their titles and numerical depositions I would never be able to follow who did what.
E.g.
>"Third elder Jiang Yu"
>"Second elder Jiang Ju"
>"First elder Jiang Yuan"
And all of a sudden
>"Patriarch Jiang Feng"
>protagonist "Jiang Chen"
>current villain "Jiang Chun"

They're still a fun read though, eastern mythological fantasy is great fun.

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What’s bullshit about wanting to see cool infantry?

>no ambushes

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And how china related with that?

>I just read through Martial God Asura
And how much do you regret it? I read up to 3000 or something to get up to date then I lost all will to touch it any more.

>Base it in a Setting where you can only chose between dirty peasants with sticks and dirty peasants with shitty bows
Hard pads

I already mentioned it. All you did was greentext reply with some screeching memes, which is why I laughed and asked why you were so mad.

youtube.com/watch?v=haAYHWon7cg

IT'S NOT FAIR KONGMING BROS

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>I already mentioned it.
You've just listed units from previous Total War games which not related with China's at all

how come people aren't mad about chinks in dinasty warriors threads?

>Total War Gundam

Only if I can colony drop those dumb Feddies

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>can't create custom officer
shit/10 but I'll probably still give it a go

They are related to China because China had them, and I’m excited to have battles with them. Are you brain damaged?

fantacucks

>he got early access to 3K?
not him but every single "influencer" has early access
unless they're not shills and tend to shit on the games, then they don't get it

They are either too busy shitting on them or distracted by waifus.

>Colony Drop in CCA was literally Realm Divide mechanics if you think about it
Nice.

Because most zoomers haven’t played Dynasty Warriors and don’t know about it so those threads aren’t swarming with them.

call me when we have rot3k or total war style overworld but dynasty warriors style battles

>They are related to China because China had them
And what makes them cool instead of other Total War units, Cheng?

People who play TW games probably don't lower themselves to even entering a musou thread. Musous are generally looked down upon.

When did I say other Total War units weren’t cool? Please take your anglo insecurity elsewhere. Also you’re not Roman and the only anglo centric Total War game (Thrones of Brittania) was utterly crap.

>Every nonretarded streamer has not lost a single playthrough on LL
just like every other total war game?

Good Laowai, good! Focus on your BLM and antifa, don't worry about us, we're just weak and harmless.

>total war style overworld

But the strategy in total war is mostly a waste of time anyway. No one plays total war for the campaign mechanics.

Knowledge of the Three Kingdoms period and the ROTK novel is equivalent to knowledge of the Trojan wars and the Iliad and a minimum requirement to be an educated person in the modern world. You could excuse it 100 year ago but there is no 'the classics' without the 5 Chinese classics, and rotk at a minimum

fucking finish reading the post you fucking retard, I was literally shitting on the game
>Not even the shills can hide that the game is still the same, and has all the flaws from fucking rome 2.

>When did I say other Total War units weren’t cool?
>Chinese had some pretty crazy infantries
>Chinese
Noticed specification?
>Please take your anglo insecurity
I am russian, ricenigger

Considering the author has been throwing out 20+ chapters a month like a madman, turning into a person that lives in the hospital, in a binge read it's extremely easy to follow the 4-5 different type of plots he sets up on repeat.
>evil person has a plot
>plot is heinous to the extreme
>explain how heinous it is, and how much trouble the mc has to deal with
>mc manages to deal with it
Followed by
>eggy has sacrificed herself - again!
>gotta help eggy
>eggy got helped and is now stronger than the mc - again!
Followed by
>short intermission where mc gets recognized by everyone, and he moves area to the next plot, with some hints from the previous plot
>his 'WAMEN' are still on the loose, must search
>his broken FATHUR is nowhere to be found
>the UNIVERSE is his enemy
>needs to find his GRAMPA to help his FATHUR to get his MUTHER against THE UNIVERSE
In general it was a fun read, but only because I could binge the entire thing in a week.
Probably won't pick it up before another 1000 chapters comes out.

Emperors Domination is a lot more fun though, has a 'Revenge reincarnation comeback' MC that's totally of the hinges.
If you enjoy the 'stomping' that happens after each arch in Asura you'll enjoy this series quite a lot

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Please, TW games are bottom of the barrel and have been since Medieval 1. The only appeal is slamming large armies into each other.
It's the Musou of """strategy""" games.

Maybe it’s specific because the thread topic is about the new Total War game set in China? Nice try tho.

>also I’m Russian
Sure you are Nigel.

Are total war games good? Mostly interested in the Three Kingdoms, but never played a total war game.

based classicsfag

Honestly reading chinese/nip literature is a waste of time though. Proper translations just can't be done

>Knowledge of the Three Kingdoms period and the ROTK novel is equivalent to knowledge of the Trojan wars and the Iliad and a minimum requirement to be an educated person in the modern world.
Except Illiada wasn't a soap opera

While I don't disagree, you can bet your ass that 99% of the TW fans don't see it that way.

I'm guessing this doesn't have one of those "no animals were harmed in the production" disclaimers?

>the greatest villain always comes across as an honest man

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They're okay. Definitely give it a try if you haven't played one before.

Why not get it at fanatical?

>Maybe it’s specific because the thread topic is about the new Total War game set in China?
So again, nigger, how it makes them cool and interesting if we've seen it in every other and better Total war games?
>Sure you are Nigel.
Дa пoшёл ты нaхyй paхитнopиcoвый глиcт

>generic fantasy
>good setting

yikes

Because they are and I like them. And google translate all you want, no one believes you Cuckglo.

Dindu nuffin

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I'll check it out. I'm pretty much up to date on everything I'm currently reading so I need something new to binge read.

>kill yourself nigger dont reply to me.

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>Naw bro, he gave me his province. I told him not to like three times, but I couldn't say no anymore.
>He's dead now, but trust me
>Also I didn't WANT to invade and betray my family, I HAD to
>The people wanted me to
>Trust me

>I'm ignorant about the the ancient and historically coherent culture of the world's first or second most important nation

Kotaku hit piece article when?

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>Because they are and I like them.
Because..?
>And google translate all you want, no one believes you Cuckglo.
Bы тoлькo гляньтe, кoммyниcтик в oтpицaниe yшёл.

yes we establish that zoomer Yea Forums doesn't care about any of that
now fuck off we need to shit post here

Keep trying butthurt anglo. You’re more alone in this world than you could ever imagine.

>soap opera
>important piece of the culture

The difference is that the west actually improved the world unlike teh chinese bugmen.
Chinese niggers are too retarded to realize their shit culture will never propagate globally the way the west's culture already has.
Take a look at the communist leaders in china, they all happen to be wearing western style clothes, drinking western wine and whiskey, watching western TV, listening to western music.

You lost china. It's over. You will always be "less than"in the eyes of the rest of the world.

>CHINA NUMBUH WUN

That's sad but why did you feel the need to tell everybody this? You can work on it by educating yourself on the subject.

Cлaдeнький, oдинoчecтвo мoeй cтpaны в тeбя дaжe Бoльшим Pывкoм Bпepёд нe влeзeт.

A lot of fucking important literary pieces were soap operas you fucking nigger.
What are you going to call Hamlet trash now?

lol imagine being an anglo. Sad!

What are some strategy games that are actually good unlike Total Snore?

>What are you going to call Hamlet trash now?
So can you finally decide what RoTK is, is that Illiad of Chinkdom, or hamlet of Chinkdom?

>lol imagine being an anglo.
дaжe пpeдcтaвлять нe бyдy.
Ho мнe хoть эcкaлaтopoв и лифтoв бoятьcя нe нaдo.

All strategy games are snorefests. AI is just too retarded in them

eat burgers and calm down incel

Yeap, I think we broke this NPC

lol

Its a lot closer to the Illiad. Lu Bu is literally Chink Achilles

>want to recruit a general
>kidnap his wife

youtube.com/watch?v=wBnWPfQ-rQM

It's the mahabharata of chinkdom.

Around chapter 1850~ in ED the fucking thing turns snivvely and drawn out like crazy, almost dropped the whole thing (apparantly author had some shit happen irl) but if you plow through the 40 chapters of trash, it turns back to the good stuff.
It's a great binge read, stellar recommendation.

Shhh, is okay bby, let the west's cock flow through you.

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Isn’t China stealing all your jobs and raising your housing prices and didn’t they also shoot at your carriers in the South China Sea and make you run away with your tail between your legs?

>Its a lot closer to the Illiad.
because..?
>Lu Bu is literally Chink Achilles
Achiles never was "le epic kung-fu master"
How is that even working?
mahabharata was:
1) Collection of legends and tales
2) described prehistoric/legendary period
While 3 chinks:
1) A fucking romance
2) based on post-legendary Emperors time

>China STRONK!

I'll keep it in mind.

I'd like to think anyone that managed to plow through MGA should be able to stomach pretty much anything.

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just let out all the incel and pol posting before starting your day on Yea Forums user. we are all very proud

>+ 10 cunnyng

>USA STRONK (even though we’re getting cucked daily)

> "le epic kung-fu master"
And neither was Lu Bu. Jesus fuck kung fu doesnt even exist yet. Theyre both the strongest of their age, and both stories, and the Trojan War and the Three Kingdoms are romances about the struggles of people during war time and its about the heroes and generals who go through the whole ordeal.

Я pyccкий мнe пoхyй чё тaм y вac пeндocoв
Also nice self-hating mr. Lefty

How the fuck is the war that started over a pretty boy stealing a mans wife, and whose main character is some faglord struggling over the loss of his gay lover not a soap opera

>Trojan War
>romances
Also, they aren't the same since greeks actually what war is and how to wage it

how fucking dare you

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>A
>FUCKING
>BENCH

You dont know what the meaning of romance in a classical sense is dont you?

Why are you typing in Cyrillic?

AAARRGGHH HEAVEN HOW YOU YOU CHOSE WEIIIIII SAVE MEEEEE

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To undermine that he is russian and the user he replied to is a faggotron.
I paraphrased him.

WHAT THE FUCK

I wonder if there'll be an event for this in the game

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And you’re supposed to be a “different user” I assume?

All me by the way

Why are you so desperate to muddy the waters?

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>yellow turban rebellion
more like
>yellow backwards bandana rebellion

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hopefully, the more history the better. It's still gonna make me mad.

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blame 19th century european historians not translating things properly

The correct term was Yellow Scarves. But blame Dynasty Warriors for popularizing a wrong translation based on outdated records.

Technically it's the Yellow Scarves so it's still fine.

If you've never touched a TW game before you'll be fine. Past experience with these games is not good.

And in this moment, Liu Bei spelled doom for the Shu.

Soon

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>Three Kingdoms finally getting more widespread attention
Fuck yeah. Game looks pretty good too. Probably have to wait a few months for mods to fix everything like all Total War games though

You don't know what Illiada was, don't you?

Dong Zhou isn't the Hero China needs, but he's the Hero they deserve

this is correct

>Past experience with these games is not good.
Get a load at this shill
Care to explain how this shit is better than Attila or Med?

Its also has the highest number of preorders ever for a TW game. I hope it gets cool dlcs lile character packs. Sad that my boi Huang Gai is a generic

Can't wait to play as the true hero of the three kingdoms.

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the Chinese truly are not human

>Game looks pretty good too.
Where?

>Dynasty Warriors soon.
yikes

Youtube. I fucking love how dynamic the campaign is.
Here's Sun Jian adopting Cao Cao's entire family into his own.

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If you're not an autistic Warhammerfag and a ROTK fan

can you adopt lu bu?

>Attila
One of the best titles in the series, but the time period isn't that great, on fairly equal standing with Three Kingdoms, though TK is more polished
>Medieval
Complete failure of a diplomacy system with the entire world REEing at you because you conquered the Moors, even your allies who also hate the Moors.

>adopting the bastard of three fathers

Yes. You can adopt and marry anybody. Heck anybody can be a faction leader. I.e. you can have Zhao yun as king of Shu.

God I love Sun Jian's stupid fucking hat.

>Youtube. I fucking love how dynamic the campaign is.
Not an argument
>One of the best titles in the series, but the time period isn't that great, on fairly equal standing with Three Kingdoms, though TK is more polished
>fall of the Roman Empire and forming of Europe as we knew it
>not as good as non-important time period in China's (not entire Asia) history

>that wall of text
the fuck are you doing

Is best dadudu Sima Yi in TWTK?

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Its a full scale civil war on /vg/
FUCK HISTO*DS

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