What are some good games that "show, don't tell" well?

maybe someones mom

The format and platform implies something juvenile or disgusting would be posted, instead it's unexpectedly wholesome. The humor comes from the subversion.

Get subverted faggots

Wait a minute... They're asian!

Ah, so it's some unfunny shit

whoa....

That joke doesn't work since there's an additional plate and drink.

>3 guys
>only 2 guys in pic
>bowl of meat
hmmmm

souls games, but thats obvious.
bungie halo is bretty good at showing
spec ops the line

they're left alone, and they set three places and poured three glasses

How much pasta is that even? Is it a lot when split between 3 adult men?

The joke is that the caption mentions guys, as in humans, but those two are insects

So the joke is they made the pasta properly? Is it meant to imply that men can't cook? I really don't get it.

obviously poured one for homie

What are some good games that aren't actually thinly veiled off-topic posts?

2 people in image
one taking photo
3 plates with drinks ready

I don't get it

How damaged is your brain to have such a build up?
I just saw 2 dudes and pasta and thought "ok".

A kilogram is a bit more than two pounds, I think.
So it's two pounds of pasta.

I always like /an/ and /ck/ games.

I'm guessing the photo was originally post innocently by one of the bugs in the photo, then some unfunny idiot added the caption as an attempt at humor

In terms of showing and not telling, Hob does it pretty well. Shame the technical drawbacks of the game take a lot away from it.

That looks like raw ground beef wtf?

>Bioshock 1

>So the joke is they made the pasta properly?
Yes, you retard.

How come it isn't auto banning people who try to post threads starting with "what are some games" or "what are some good games"? It's 100% of the time off topic shit, no exceptions.

where's the joke

t. has never seen tomato sauces before

And yet they are on the less offensive site of template threads.

dmc1

feels like a lot of the level and enemy design tells as much of the story as the actual cutscenes

The joke is there. It's just not that funny. The joke is that captions like that usually have a humorous picture but they subverted expectations.

How is off topic garbage less offensive than anything?

Ok so he subverted expectations by setting up a joke and then not including a joke, fucking awesome postmodern shit right there, the yiik(es) writer should hire him to co-author the sequel.

I dunno but I played through ng+ in dragons dogma offline recently and there are a bunch of little things and small mentions that hint at the ending and make much more sense when you know then ending of the game which actually ties in with what the story is actually about

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Can we make this a /ck/ thread?
What's your secret to make good pasta sauce?

I make sure i only microwave the Ragu for 45 seconds instead of a full minute

enjoy your eceleb and twitter threads :)

I sure love subversions. Like for example I was expecting Last jedi to be a good movie.

I think the joke is that these guys just made a shit ton of pasta without any sides and with the implication that they might continue eating it plain like that for a few days which is the sort of 'simple man' trope where men can have things like undecorated houses and not really care.

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its easy you just gotta put all the ingredients in bro

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You could have just read the wiki for the lore

For tomato sauces, a little fish sauce will give it a really nice savory flavor, you just have to be careful to not overdo it. You could use balsamic instead if you want it to be a little sweeter. Also, use lots of olive oil and Parmesan or Romano cheese. I also like to serve tomato sauce on pasta with some ricotta cheese on the side.

what's that big red shit they put in there?

Depends on the sauce. If we're talking simple tomato sauce then 1,5 teaspoons of brown sugar in it while its cooking, helps to get rid of the tomato's bitterness. This is for an amount of sauce that will feed 3 people for 2 days so if you're making less, adjust appropiately. That's all I got for "secrets" and I'm pretty sure its not even one.

breath of the wild

Take a jar of Dolmio sauce, add a tablespoon of each oregano and basil to mask the taste and voila

That looks delicious the fuck. I make the most basic kind of sauce in comparison. Just meat, garlic, salt and tomato sauce.

the pasta

roasted red pepper

I want to say this is Ja/ck/ but it isn't quite the level of usual incompetence.

they EAT da PAS TAH

ok then

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Not even a cook but God damn I could shred that better with a fork. Is this on purpose?

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He's definitely incompetent but I think he might also play it up because he knows it gets him more viewers. You can tell it's undercooked by the way the fat isn't coming apart though.

They're going to have a gay orgy, the pasta blocks the poop.

I was physically preparing myself for this one and yet I still feel sick in the stomach. Out of all the ones this is the one that gets me.

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Unironicalluiex bsaded

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Sometimes, I check the doneness so hard... I rip the skin

get a load of this fresh tech

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No, this is now a Yea Forums thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=jh13Xd2loto

I like he notices it happening 4 seconds early and just lets it fall off.

it gets redder when i pull on it

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When men are given something they put in the effort to make the best of it.

I always use Walmart tomato sauce and then eyeball garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, parsley, salt and pepper tasting as I boil till it tastes good.

But this seems pretty basic, sometimes I will throw in some sauteed mushrooms or cooked ground beef depending on what the sauce is going on if that counts for anything.

Impoverished 3rd worlder here
What is wrong with the chicken?

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You were given life and look at you now.

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it's undercooked. the juices should be running clear, not pink/red.

The caption implies the person taking the photo is the person who "left them alone with the pasta" and then returned to find them in the current state.

as a third worldrer you should be the one worried the most since non existent safety regulations

Half life 2

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Hey my life's failure can be blamed squarely on other people fucking me over.

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Maybe the third guy was the friends we made along the way...

I wonder if this device is allowed in the UK.

Butter knives are considered dangerous.
Those would be classified mustard gas or something.

The Forest

wheres the third man

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Each ingredient cooks at a different rate so when he is done either some things will be over cooked and others under cooked, or he will have most things extremely over cooked and some over cooked. Not to mention that he seems to be paying no mention to what goes in the pot in regards to how each ingredient in its given amount will affect the finished product.

amazon.co.uk/Bear-Products-Pulled-Shredder-Claws/dp/B003IWI66W

You tell me.

Man if only there were things capable of holding an egg that could resist fire...

They cook dinner.
It's a joke about how women can't prepare food anymore.

Taking the photo, dumbfuck.

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Post modernism is cancer

>Season the skin
>Just peel it off
Why even bother seasoning it then? You could just remove it before hand and season the actual chicken

lol

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Ori and the Blind Forest
LoZ: Breath of the Wild
Pre-World Monster Hunter (but not in a story sense, more in the sense that you neeed to figure shit out for yourself)
Hollow Knight
Rainworld
Fe (Though at times it's a little TOO obscure)

skin will help to keep the meat juicy while its roasting

prolapsed anus

they all cook a delicious dinner and have a nice meal because they are all friends. They all had time off from their jobs at the same time over the weekend so they got together and decided to catch up, but instead of going out, they made some home made spaghetti and just spent the evening catching up and bullshitting with each other, talking about how their lives have been going lately while eating a good meal.

The absolute state of the United Kingdom.

cuck humor

garlic and cheddar cheese in literally everything

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>pasta with sausage
>good meal

I have those exact plates

Witches Brew, Bro edition

I'm no expert, but aren't you supposed to grill the meat? Also this might just be me, but I prefer my burgers without piss in them.

I always peel the skin off and then take a little piece with every bite of chicken

Amusingly enough, it's the opposite.
Risk of salmonella from chicken is much higher in the US and Mexico, as opposed to anywhere else.
"Salmonella" as a problem associated with chicken is an extremely recent thing, and the strain that mutated to be able to infect eggs was born in America only the last century, without ever achieving significant penetration outside of the continent.

It's the main reason why a ton of countries in the world have recipes with half-cooked or runny eggs in them while they're now completely absent from American cuisine, even though you can see much rawer eggs in old timey American food.
It's simply the most dangerous place on Earth for chicken in general, while it's comparatively safe literally anywhere else.

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Yeah I could never get it either.
It's the part of the chicken where taste concentrates the most, yet some people peel it because "It's unhealthy".
Nigger you're eating a slab of seasoned meat, two nanograms of additional fat aren't going to kill you.

1 kilo of pasta for 3 people is more than 1000 calories per person, pasta alone excluding condiments

The actual joke is that they're making fun of those shitty when you images by literally doing what the picture says

>3 guys
>1kg of pasta

Fucking pigs

what that's like only 333 kg per person, which is not a lot

>333 kg per person, which is not a lot

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Yeah, you haven't.
Tomato sauce isn't that color.

Why does white people food look so disgusting?

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ooga booga me disagree

You're just not used to having food in the first place so the sight of it weirds you out

I like cooking pasta because it's quick and practical for one serving.
Today i made carbonara sauce.
What are some interesting sauces to make?

>333 kg per person, which is not a lot

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But it's not just the pasta, you're gonna be adding some sort of sauce to it and the guys in the picture have meat too. That's 300g+ of pasta plus 200g or so of sauce and meat. That's a fucking pig disgusting amount of food for one serving.

that's fucking vile

Because you're looking at meme videos of americans cooking.

>only 333 kg per person, which is not a lot
>333 kg
>only

Holy shit, Amerilards are absolutely disgusting

because Bongs and Claps have the worst cuisine and general lack of ability to cook decent food in the entire planet

Knowing Ja/ck/ he'll always find a way to make the meat JUICY, skin or no skin

>only 333 kg per person, which is not a lot
I too enjoy the single served 333kg portion of pasta.

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I don't get it
Is the joke that the mince looks raw?

Really? I don't think 500g per person is a lot
Even then, it's better to have food left over than to not have enough for everyone user-kun!

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Hold on a second.

This isn't videogames

>it's better to have food left over
wow. Just wow.

Not that guy, but how is that bad? I eat my leftovers later, he didn't imply he throws it away.

Fuck this thread, now i am hungry again.

mirin that bulk bro

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So if it all breaks down to 83kg carbs, 17kg protein and 3kg of fat, where does the other 200kg come from?

from ur ass

considering how US products have sugar even in their pasta he'll most likely die of diabetis first and swell up quite literally afterwards

Its cooked so may be water?

please user, help me understand

ah yes you're right

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